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Ok yeah I’m TheRandomnessOfMe this is my profile (my long assed Profile) if you can read all of this i will be amazed :)
Name: Jess or Random or angle
Email: firstname.lastname@example.org ( make sure to copy and paste this there is a _ between miss and jess )
Hair short Purple
Eyes: blue (sometimes go dark blue slightly)
Birthday: March 20th 1995
Living in: EnglandWarrington
if you haven’t noticed I'm’ Female
Likes: chocolate (who doesn’t),SKITTLES, hanging with my friends, listing to music, random things, drawing, singing(I’m not good at it like but you know) living in the moment
Dislikes: Anyone who pisses with my friends, anyone who thinks they can go and spread rumours about my friends or make fun of then hell no,
People who make fun of my spelling I’m not very good at spelling if i make a mistake please let me know
Tattoos From my story Our Life
This is the link for the tattoo that Theresa has http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3440/3249382756_de7b8b4dc9.jpg
You are AMY LEE, the lead singer of Evanescence!
You are opinionated, sensitive, and are sad or scared either because of your past, or the future. You're the type that would spend the whole day with a pencil and a journal. If you went through a break-up, you would automatically blame yourself, then realize it could be the other person's fault.
New York,New York
You love a place that has action but can also be serious at times, just like you are
You're a teenager! You try to live it up every moment you can. You're trendy and unique, but tend to get a little crazy at times. You're a great friend but can be really annoying and immature sometimes. Overall everyone loves you for you, and you know it and never forget that! Don't get too obnoxious, because that's what's turning off alot of people that could've been your friends. F-U-N spells you out and your rebellious and daring behavior is what everyone cherishes.
Are you the perfect girl or what? Maybe you're a little shy or lack the dazzling appeal of the Alpha Woman, but when boys get to know you they'll discover the gold deep down. Your love personality is the most likely to find true love and romance, and when you're a little older you'll be much in demand because men will want to hang on to you. Expect a long-term marriage with an adoring husband. Did I mention that you're a great mate too? And an old-round fabulous person to know.
Oh I also love wrestling
Fav wresters in no order
Jeff Hardy: I love him he so awesome the high flyer living in the moment I love his attitude to life
CM Punk: I see hateful eyes and no i do not really like what he did to jeff but he’s got a life style that i respect Mr Money in the bank he rocks. ( PIPE BOMB)
HHH: the game he makes me laugh DX its just there you know
HBK: He’s HBK THE SHOWSTOPPER THE MAIN EVENT THE ICON I mean come on how do you like not like him hes the man all the time everytime he makes me laugh as well DX forever people
Evan bourn: this guy just so cute and adorable. He’s also very talented and any person who uses a banned move shooting star press is brilliant in my book.
Edge: His return was the best Spear Spear Spear Spear Spear (WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG). I can't accept the fact that he’s gone he will forever be in my heart
Justin Gabriel: the smile. That body. His accent. I love this man i mean come on people. He stunning in the ring 450 Splash
Randy Orton: you can't deny the vipers sexiness don’t even try and come on people he’s just perfect and you gotta love the mans tattoo's
Cena: he’s funny all to be said
Fav divas in no order
Trish: proved that you can look good and kick ass
Lita: the queen of extreme kicked ass in so meny ways
Natalya : she is the most amazing diva ever
WWE Couple i like and names by the people mentioned (Slash and Non Slash so live with it people)
Matt+Jeff= Hardycest. XD. No other name needed.
Adam+Jeff= Jedam ( Terrah's ilove the wat she writes it im always reading her work its addicting)
CM Punk+Jeff= Junk XD. Like it? XD! (NeroAnne)
Matt+Adam= Madam XD! (NeroAnne)
Matt+Evan= Mavan (NeroAnne)
Kane+Jeff= Jane (NeroAnne)
Randy+Adam= Randam by (Minnikat6)
Kane+Matt= Mane by (Minnikat6)
Cena+Jeff= Jeena/Jena by (Minnikat6)
The Hardy Boyz+Edge= Hardedge by (Seraphalexiel)
Cena+Randy= Candy by (Minnikat6)
Ted DiBiase+Jeff Hardy= Hardiasi, Harted, DiBiardy.its so cute XD. by (NeroAnne)
Cody+Jeff= Jody by (NeroAnne)
Phil+JoMo(Hennigan)= Philligan by (NeroAnne)
Matt+Morrison= Mattison by (NeroAnne)
Chris Jericho + lita
Chris Jericho + stephanie mchanon
( more to come im just being lazy at the moment)
Now some random stuff
5 Reasons why kids are so adorable
--The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the
--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
--A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
A guy gave a girl eleven real roses and one fake rose. He told the girl 'I will love you until the last rose dies'." (AWWW! How Sweet! I love it!)
"I'm not crazy; I'm just going sane in an insane world." (Ah. Teh sad truth.)
"When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape soda and let the world wonder how you did it."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say 'make your own freaking lemonade'." (Muwahahahaha)
"Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes."
"Haikus are easy
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
"Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree." (I love this one!)
"Who ever said anything was possible never tried slamming a revolving door."
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. (That's what the army's all about, ne?)
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? (XP)
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.
Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.
Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.
Only inAmericado we have drive up ATM's with braile on them. (Doesn't it figure?!)
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'!
"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't accept me at my worst then you sure as heck don't deserve me at my best." -M. Monroe
"Earth is the insane Asylum of the Universe which is why I was born here...makes sense" -Unknown
"We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved." - Unknown
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world."
"We are angels born with only one wing. To truly fly, we must embrace each other."
"Good friends help you up when you fall down. Best friends laugh and trip you again."
No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again.
I am worse than evil! I am the authoress! (-giggles insanely in the background-)
If you join the dark side there is a good chance you will not die in my hands (the cookies are pretty good too!)
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours...
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night"
"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? ( O.o )
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? (hahahahahahaha. Love it.)
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? (Umm...that's kinda scary...)
Why didn't Noah swat those last two mosquitoes? (If only...)
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? (The government is not smart. That is why.)
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way? (We should park on a park way and drive on a driveway!!)
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? (Get it? APARTments. Okay, I'll quit...)
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business, did they see it coming?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? (If they do, that sucks cause your already dead.)
Wouldnt it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?? (I'd like that...but I'd end up licking all my envelopes before I needed them.)
Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'??
If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?? (I think they're both.)
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat??
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?? (A Kamikazi Pilot is a suicide pilot)
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it Fed UP??
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks??
Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks. What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?!
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!? (Dear insert name of criminal here, Will you please come to the police station tonight? I want to turn you in.)
I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake. (Actually, its the exact opposite for me. I'm very mean in my sleep. XD)
If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress? (Congress. Wait! O.O)
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Collin.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a truck.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere. (...not entirely sure where though...)
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
I'm prepared for all emergencies. But I'm totally unprepared for everyday life.
Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine/sugar.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.
I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? (O.O)
MORE -- Copy this into your profile if...
You are obsessed with fanfiction.
You've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb.
You think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. You agree.
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.
You think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab.
You think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him.
At one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. You're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" Put this on your profile and add your name to the list: ShyWhisperOfLife,RandomnessOfMe
You've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason.
You have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on.
You get a kick out of explosions.
You thinkAmericascrewed up the Naruto anime.
(You think that you need mental help and argue with yourself about whom to go to.
You are addicted to vampires and would like to become one. (Edward-kun?? 8P)
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. You are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact.
Several inanimate objects hate you. (and/or many)
You support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, add your name to the list: ShyWhisperOfLife,RandomnessOfMe
You are a person who acts friendly but who has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination. ( no... me do that never)
You have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?
If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?
If a terminator is someone who kills, shouldn’t an exterminator be the opposite?
If there’s an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
If rabbits’ feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
If anything’s possible, then is it possible that nothing’s possible?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, then why practice?
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound and would anyone care?
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can’t find himself?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
The xtreme always makes an impression
Happiness is a road seldom traveled by the multitides. If you find it, please, don't take it for granted. If you happen to stray from it, don't let the negative obstacles overcome you. Anger and rage only detour you from your final objectives. The future holds nothing but opportunity, And good things happen to good people. I promise."
"Always remember to honor these dying human qualities: Respect, Loyalty, and Honesty. Utilizing these qualities and being a good person will take you further in life than anything else will.
"It's cool to actually be living your dream now and doing something that you thought about as a kid." -
"I tell them, 'If you really want to do it. Do it.' If you really want to do something, you can." -
"Don't think you can...know you can! You human body is the most impressive tool you'll ever own. Even if you can't control everything, you can always control something. Your body...use it...amuse it...because one day you're gonna lose it." -
"Control me...release me...forget about me..." -
"I can feel you, without even seeing you." -
"Develop a depression." -
"I've been wrong before, I could be wrong again
"Let me fill you in on a few of my beliefs. First of all, I believe that I'll dress the way I want and I'll act the way I want. But most importantly, these fans don't just look at me for my appearance, they love me for what's on the inside." -
"After we're done with you, you ain't never gonna wanna step foot inNorth Carolinaagain!!"
Stone Cold Steve Austin Quotes
"That story would bring a tear to a glass eye."
"You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16 ...Austin3:16 says I just whipped your ass!"
"Well, you ain't been screwed yet, Bret, because you ain't been screwed by Stone Cold Steve Austin."
"He's dumber than a bag of rocks!" (Mankind)
"Well, where is he Jim? Under your hat?" (to JR, in reference to The Undertaker)
"You come out here and say this is an order and that's an order! Hell, I can look at you son and the only thing you've been ordering is a whole bunch of damn cheeseburgers!" (Sgt. Slaughter)
"Take your little belt, go home, have yourself a good Thanksgiving, but here's a little bird for you to enjoy right now!" (middle finger)
"I don't know how good your hearing is, but if you don't understand what I'm saying I always have a little bit of sign language, so here's to ya." (middle fingers extended at Tyson)
Austin: "Stone Cold's time has come and in the dark or in the light you're looking at the next WWF champion whether anyone likes it or not and do you know why Ross?
McMahon: "Baddest Man on the planet is only a figure of speech."
"I'm not gonna get my ass kicked, Mankind ain't gonna get his ass kicked, so that leaves one person and that's you, Vince."
"I'm gonna walk right into the Smack Down Hotel, check into room 3:16, and burn the son of a bitch to the ground!"
"One of these days, I'm going to look down at your grave and it's going to say, here lies Bret the Hitman Hart, the biggest piece of crap that ever walked the face of the earth. And the reason he's laying here is because Steve Austin whipped his pink and black ass and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so." (To Bret Hart)
"Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!
"I'll put my roody-poo foot up his roody-poo ass! (about The Rock)
"If you're looking for someone running around dancin' to a bunch of sparklers and music, you bought the wrong damn video." (Steve's intro to the 'Cause Stone Cold Says So' video)
"Get the hell outta here! You oughta hit the steets in that outfit!" (verbally bashing a make-up lady)
"I got a couple of challenges for you. I challenge you to get a decent haircut. Since you're a piece of crap, I challenge you to flush yourself down the commode." (To Rock)
"You call yourself a gorilla, yet you come out here and hee-haw like a jack ass!" (Stone Cold referring to Gorilla Monsoon)
"You keep talkin' about getting screwed... well son, I didn't bring a condom, but I did bring one great big can of whoop-ass!"
"I don't know where the hell you're going but you better give yourself to the lord, or someone, because your ass is mine!"
"Hunter Hearst is always eating his little caviar I'm fixing to open a can of whoop-ass and see how he likes the taste of that!"
"I don't need no freak watching my back you ain't got no ears, I didn't ask for Shawn Michaels long hair out here shaking his ass and I don't need you either!" (to Mankind)
"One time and one time only I'll step in the ring with your asses, but after it's over we ain't going to be hanging out together, we ain't going to be drinking beers together, it's right back to this (middle fingers extended) and that's the bottom line!"
"Austin25:17 says I will strike down upon your ass with great vengeance and furious anger!"
"If you put an 'S' in front of Hitman, you have my exact opinion of Bret Hart."
"DTA - you stupid piece of trash. Don't ever trust anybody. You ain't gonna be my partner, never. Cause you are a longhaired freak, and you suck!" (to Mankind)
"Don't be sad I kicked your ass, just be glad I didn't kill you."
"Take the cupcake out of your mouth fatass, and give me an answer!" (To Paul Bearer)
"The Undertaker just told you to go to hell so I'll spin you around kick you in your ass and give you a head start." (To Vince)
"Sportsmanship...what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your ass to church!"
Steve Austin's poem from MTV's Idiot Savants:
I've traveled the world the last few years,
Another car, bus, or plane takes me to far away places,
Short people, tall people, people with glasses,
Triple H quotes
"Nothing will come between me and the Undisputed Championship, not even the Immortal Hulk Hogan. Because brother, I am The Game, and I am THAT DAMN GOOD!
"You know something Dead Man? You're right...you did beat me last year at WrestleMania...but that was then, and this is now. And right now I AM the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And I've got fifteen pounds of gold over there that says you can't beat my ass again!"
"Well let me set you straight. You ain't seen nothin' yet...and if you screw with me, I promise I'll make your life a living hell!"
"Vince, Angle...it doesn't matter. As far as I'm concerned...GAME ON!"
"First of all,Jericho...Liberace called and said he wants his pajamas back!"
"You see, you went into WrestleMania thinking you were unbeatable, that you were the immovable object. But what you didn't take into consideration is that you were coming up against the unstoppable force!"
"This Monday night on Raw, I will still be the World Wrestling Federation Champion...and Stephanie will be GONE from the World Wrestling Federation!"
"'Cause Chris, this is a start of a whole new game, and this game is forever!"
"Last night at WrestleMania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the doubts went away, because I proved to myself, I proved to the world, I proved to Chris Jericho that I AM The Game, and apparently I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!"
"You see...I am sick of looking at you, I am sick of your whinny little voice, and I am sick of your bitch attitude. I want you out of my business...I want you out of my LIFE!"
"Stephanie, one more time, Monday night, you get a chance to play The Game. And this time, if you lose...it's GAME OVER!"
"You see, pain is just temporary. But The Game, Chris, The Game is forever!"
"She does stink, doesn't she, Lucy?"
"Since it’s your box, it’s appropriately quite large."
"Wait a minute...you said everything was split 50-50. I just wasn't sure what half you wanted."
"You know Steph, maybe it was not so much that it was The Game that was short, maybe it was that the field I was playing on, was just too damn big."
"Well now Steph, I'm not a legal genius, but I'm pretty sure you can't bust a guy for telling the truth."
"You don't know what I mean? Let me tell you what I mean, let me make it a little more clear for you. You see Steph, even a 747 look small when your flying it in to theGrand Canyon. Don't worry about it, I'm about to get to youJericho, you wanna prove to the world how bad you are? You wanna prove how tough you are? How sadistic you are? Why don't you prove it tonight? You see it just so happens I'm not doing anything, why don't you fight me? Why don't you prove it to the world? Why don't you prove it to me? And don't worry, Chris, you don't have to put the titles on the line, we'll do it just for the hell of it, come on Chris, It'll be just you, me and the great wide open over here! What do ya say?
"Even a 747 looks small when you're flying it into theGrand Canyon!"
"But you know, as they say...life's a bitch...then ya marry one!"
"As of this moment, Stephanie, our marriage...IT'S OVER!! We are through!"
"Tonight, I don't just see you as my loving wife, or as the mother of my child, tonight, I see you for what you truly are -- a no-good, lying bitch!"
"Angle, you've made two big mistakes -- one, not getting the job done, and two, screwing with the wrong guy!"
Unfortunately, for you, at WrestleMania...for you, it will be time...to play...The Game!"
"Why don't you make a contribution right now to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do...SHUT UP!"
"Sunday night, at the Royal Rumble...I WILL win. Now, that may sound cocky...but as the song goes...it's not bragging if you say it and you back it up."
"Just in case you've forgotten, let me tell you just who in the hell I am. I am THE GAME! And you can bet your ass I'm back!"
"Without sounding sappy, I want to thank the fans who didn't forget about me during the past eight months."
"I want to thank every employee of the Federation at every level, every position. Without them I wouldn't be able to live my dream."
"It was the type of moment I've dreamed about my whole life and the fans reaction makes it magnified 10 times. It was unbelievable."
"I've spent the past eight months since the injury happened thinking every single second of nothing but that."
"Hell in a Cell, alright Hell in a Cell you got a deal, but one stipulation, I will go through Hell in a Cell with you but I want your career on the line. If I beat you in Hell in the Cell you are finished, you retire, your career is over and that means you Mick Foley which includes Dude Love, which includes Mankind which includes Cactus Jack you are finished you are done it is over, you are finished, it is done you are over."
Cactus, you do make me sick, you make me wanna puke and as a matter of fact my patience is starting to wear very thin at this situation, you couldn't get the job done, they couldn't get the job done but yet your still out here in my face, well it's time to put this matter to rest, this has gone on too long, its time to finish it once and for all so what I propose Cactus jack is that one more time you and me at No Way out one more time but this is it your last shot at me and the WWF title and Cactus you can have any type of match you want, just there will be no 2x4 wrapped in razor sharp wire, there will be no sharp metallic objects, there will be no thumbtacks, there will be not any of your sadistic toys we will have a match plain and simple."
"I am not asking you now I am telling you, tell them now!"
"Now I am going to be really nice about this because deep down inside I really like you, what I want you to do is, I want you to tell the world what happened here tonight, because what happened here that felon Steve Austin went to jail where he belongs he forfeited his shot at the WWF title, so now what happens he goes to the bottom of that long line of contenders, he starts at ground zero working his way back up to get a shot at this and me. So I want you to tell the world that he blew his chance, tell them!"
"Vince we have a TOP against you, that means temporary order of protection."
"Vince, Armageddon will be me and you one more time, we will get personal."
"Vince McMahon committed a crime against me personally which left me with no choice but to have DX to get personal with Vince McMahon."
"You know, I said this once and I'll say it again. Kurt Angle is the World Wrestling Federation Champion because I have allowed it!"
"Boy, that's something to be really proud of, Kurt, what a champion!"
"You will look into my eyes and you will know I am The Game and that I AM THAT DAMN GOOD!"
"Can you hang, Rock, can you go the distance?"
"Shawn, you and I have had quite a past together, my friend, if you do not call this match the way it should be called, I can guarantee you that you will have no future."
"Rocky, Judgment Day, you and me, Iron Man Match, 60 Minutes, Rock, lets find out who the man is!"
"This Game is not over, it is just beginning."
"Hold on a second Steph. Shut your holes!"
"Oh you can cheer but he won't come. EvenAustinis smart enough to know when to stay away."
"Kurt, Sunday at the Royal Rumble, you can bring 'em all. You can bring your family, you can bring your friends, you can bring Nancy Kerrigan, you can bring Mary-Lou Rettin, hell, you can bring the whole 1980 Olympic Hockey Team, and it's not going to make a damn bit of a difference. Because I will get what I want. Kurt Angle I will be the World Wrestling Federation Champion and there is not a damn thing you or anybody else can do about it!"
"You better know your damn role, Rock!"
"Kane, you're probably sitting in a hole back there, shaking like a leaf. I can't very much blame you. I wouldn't want to get in the ring with me either."
"This is a game that you don't want to be in!"
"For the benefit of those that did not see Survivor Series last night, I will enlighten you as to the situation. You see...last night, some thievery took place. Last night, a crime was committed. My property was stolen. I was not beaten for the World Wrestling Federation title; it was STOLEN from me! Vince McMahon, I have been a thorn in your side since the moment that I won the World Wrestling Federation title. You cannot LIVE with the fact that I was the champ here. It has burned a hole in you like nothing has ever burned a hole in you before, so you tried to do everything in your power to take it from me. You put your son in the ring against me, you put your son-in-law in the ring against me, you put your SELF in the ring against me...you tried everything! Special referee-this, time keeper-that, enforcer-this, special-this, special-that -- ALL a LOAD of CRAP! Vince, you made me fight one guy, two guys at a time, three guys at a time; FIVE GUYS, in ONE DAMN NIGHT! And still, you could not get the job done! Why? Because I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!"
"They're going! Easy, tough guy; you'll get your shot!"
"Hey, you saw what The Radicals did, those guys were all over me...I can't stand for that...I want you to give them to me tonight!"
"It never ceases to amaze me how you can kill something beautiful! She comes out here to pour her SOUL to you people, to talk about something beautiful and pure...and you people crap all over her! And the fact of the matter is, you're wrong. And the reason I know you're wrong, Steph is no slut, oh no."
"Stay away from my wife!"
"You like to hang out with Steph, you like to maybe go shopping for drapes with Steph, It doesn't make you a sissy."
"Maybe I was wrong about Kurt Angle, what kind of a guy stands in front of a hot woman and wants to be friend!?"
"I want a piece of Kurt, why? Do you think I want this to continue?"
"No Kiddin' it got out of hand Foley, what are you going to do about it! "
"There is only room for 1 king in this God-forsaken jungle."
"Enter this world and you will feel my wrath!"
"Play this game and you're gonna get hurt."
"Austin, Game Over!"
"Austin, don't...Austin, don't...HOLY SHHHIIIIIITTTTTTT!!"
"I ran the World Wrestling Federation, heck, I was the damn World Wrestling Federation inAustin's absence."
"As you always say DTA,Austin, don't trust anybody!"
"What I am bringing is going to be more than you can ever handle!"
"When I get that sick, when I get that twisted, I will love every second of it."
"You will step into the ring with The Game, the greatest wrestler of all time!"
"I got my hand on my joystick"
"If ya want a disqualification...I'll give you a DAMN disqualification!"
"There ain't going to be no wedding tonight."
"If ya Smellalalalala...what The Game, is playing!"
"This show is x-rated!"
"Rocky, this Sunday you are gonna be my BITCH!"
"Be a man Rock, put the belt on the line, you and me, I quit rules for the WWF Title."
"Sergeant Slaughter -- get your fat ass out here!"
"I thought I told you to get to the GYM, fat ass!"
"Harry. Harry Sacks."
"I'm your daddy, Rock!"
"Friends my ass, Steph!"-- HHH talking about Steph's and Kurt's relationship
"You are going to be the last notch on my belt of success!" -- Triple H to Stone Cold Steve Austin
"The fact of the matter is, I LIED to your ass! You ain't getting NOTHING!" -- Triple H sounding a lot like Vince, addressing the British Bulldog
"I just got done personally signing a warrant for your arrest!" -- Triple H to Steve Austin
"This is a game that you don't want to be in!" -- Triple H to Linda McMahon
"The TIME for talking is over, Taker get your dead ass out here and lets do this right now!"
"What the hell kind of family did I marry into?"
"What the hell kind of show is this?"
"Mick, you screwed me last night! Well, paybacks are a bitch, pal!"
"After crippling the big red retard tonight, over a short period of time I have run the gambit of the who's who in the World Wrestling Federation! Crippling Stone Cold Steve Austin, destroying the unstoppable Mankind; putting him out for three months and beating him for the WWF championship. And then, defending it only a week later and dominating...and, oh yeah, taking to school that little punk, your champion, The Rock!"
"Linda McMahon, I am going to tell you this, and I'm going to say it nicely one time. Because I am The Game, and this is NOT a game, you had better keep your ass out of my business."
"I'm going to give you a shot at this. Let's see what you've got, punk! I'll bring the belt...you bring the balls, if you got any."
"You guys couldn't tell that that was Vince McMahon? Jesus, how clear does it have to be? I have a restraining order against him! You guys do your job, and go get Vince McMahon! I want his ass thrown in jail! He broke a temporary order of protection; that is against the law, and I want him arrested! Don't just stand there, go do your jobs, you doofs! Go! Get going! Move it, you bunch of jackasses!"
"Easy, Vince! Now, I know earlier that you said that no family member or anybody that wasn't invited..." "Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!" "...that no family member or anybody not invited should not get involved in this, but I really felt, I mean, I REALLY, from the bottom of my heart, felt that you should take a look at this..."
"Vegas is great, isn't it, man? This is the greatest place on Earth. Lookit; you have everything you could want; adult movies...this is a nice neighborhood!"
"Hey, get a nice shot of the brand-new Mr. and Mrs. Hunter Hearst Helmsley!"
"I get BUTTERFLIES when you do that to me!"
"And I heard him exclaim as he rose out of sight, "I've got two words for you -- suck it!"
"B.B., you're going to be with Val Venis tonight. Terri, you're going to be with Hardcore Holly. You guys are going to get to be a part of history, as tonight, you take part in the first-ever Holiday Topless Top-Rope Match! The point of the match is, one guy throws his opponent over the top rope. When he touches the floor, his girl loses an article of clothing. The match continues until one guy's girl is topless!"
"May the breast woman win."
"Okay, gentlemen have hit the floor! Ladies, start removing -- Terri, SHOES are not considered clothing."
"So let's get to taking off the dresses! Come on, we don't have all day. I'm sure if you just grab the bottom and pull it will come off over your head..."
"I'd just like to say that this has been a lot of fun for us, and I'd like to wish the world watching, including you, Tori, and to our bro X-Pac...have a very RAW Christmas!"
"Listen, you ungrateful bitch, I am not asking anymore, I am telling you I am taking back what's mine! Got it?"
"Vince, as a member of the immediate family...and I know you can only have one question on you mind...Dad...And that is...not did we BUT how many times did we constipate the marriage!"
"For Christ sakes you have a billion dollar company, stocks coming out your ass and you can't even get a mic that works?"
"Triple H has got the head if you got the class."
"My bazooka is locked, cocked, and ready to unload."
"That's right Shawn Michaels I'm the baddest man on the planet."
"Are you ready?? I said are you ready?? Then for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home...Let's get ready to suck it!!"
"Make your way down here and get in this ring - And feel my fire, cause your going to burn bitch, burn!"
"And speaking of hot knives -- Ladies I got a utensil that I'm sure you would all kill to get in your drawers."
"Look at it, wish you had it and eat your hearts out."
"Ladies if your not to in-throlled with the show, take a swing in the back. I'll let ya twirl my stick while I beat on the Tom-Tom's."
"I don't know if you people know it or not but I'm a hell of a drummer-Oh Yeah I can really bang the skin!"
"The sign says keep off my grass, but don't be afraid to stop by and whack the weed."
"Shawn and I both got jumbo weanies."
"Let's get this straight. Your a jack off, he's a jack off, your a jack off - supposedly she's a jack off, and I'm a jack off. Were all in agreement, everyone in this ring is a bunch of jack off's."
"First I have to say I have a bigger ballroom then this in my mansion. And everybody knows Hunter Hearst Helmsley has the biggest balls in his ballroom."
"And for all you ladies out there-Don't worry about taking a Sunday drive to a mount-top lighthouse because Triple H has got the tower and it's prick, dick, and it's made for a dicken."
"Ladies, if you wanna see the stars, call Triple H 'cause I've got the rocket, if you want the ride!"
"There's only one thing on my mind. There's only one goal. One aim. One focus." -Triple-H referring to the WWF Championship
"Austinis laying flat on his back, in some cheap hospital bed inMinnesotawith his legs in the air like some cheap prostitute"
"Go hide under your skirt, ya go hide under it. But you tell your sexually frustrated wife that if you can't keep it up Triple-H can keep it up all night long for her."
"The buildup probably begins as far back as Summerslam. Those are the two events we really build around all year. Once Summerslam is over you start thinking about WrestleMania. Once WrestleMania is over you start thinking about Summerslam. The real hard buildup probably starts after the holidays. That's when you start really start getting into that mindset."
"You have to do it year-round. If you slack off for most of the year, going into the gym and killing yourself for the six weeks before the show isn't going to help you. You can't do it that way. You have to have something to build on, otherwise you're wasting your time."
"Your mental focus changes. Maybe you push yourself in the gym a little harder because you know you're a month from WrestleMania or you're only a few weeks from WrestleMania, and you know what a big deal it is going to be. Mentally you're more focused."
"There's a lot more buzz. You know the old saying, "There's tension in the air, and you can cut it with a knife"? That's true. It's not something you can necessarily pinpoint, but especially among the younger guys- guys who have never been to a WrestleMania or guys who have been to a WrestleMania but have moved way up in the card since their last WrestleMania gig. You sense it a lot more with them. The guys who are veterans of the WrestleMania wars tend to hold it inside a little better and not let you see it. But the buzz is definitely still there, and anybody who tells you that they go tot WrestleMania and don't get that feeling or that butterfly or that different excitement... they're in the wrong business, because if you don't have enough passion to feel it for this one, there's nothing in you."
"When I say the veterans, it's not that it's any different for us. We're just able to hide it a little bit better. We have better poker faces than some of the young guys. The young guys let their nerves show. It doesn't look like it's a big deal to us but it's definitely there."
"I think them mental preparation is even more important than the physical. If you're a guy who's in the best shape all year around, you can only tweak so much to get into the best shape possible. Once those few days come down. I don't care how many times you're in the gym -- you're not going to get into shape. Physically I will know that when I get there that I'm in my best shape and I'm ready to go. From there it's just a matter of mental preparation. I'm a big believe that you can be in the best physical shape you want to be in, but your mind will let you down, and if your mind lets you down, no matter what you've got, you can't perform."
"There's so much hype that it's very easy to over hype yourself. There's always one "WrestleMania Central" where everyone is and everything is coming out of that place. That's usually where all the guys are staying. That's like Ground Zero, and I don't like to be there I like to be able to go someplace away from the hype and the grandeur of it all and just be basic. Just be old school and mentally get myself into what I'm going to do. I have only one thing on my mind: the match I'm about to have. For me it's all about getting in the ring and giving 110 percent and blowing the roof off the place. Sometimes you have to back away from everything to be able to do that."
"The guys we have in our locker room right now, the veteran guys, are really astute to the business and they watch the other guys perform a lot, and when they see guys goofing off or taking things as a joke any time during the year, then they're on them about it. But that intensifies 100 as WrestleMania gets near."
"Without a doubt we're setting the bar higher around WrestleMania time. If you're a top guy in this business, you're looking to outdo everybody else in the company. You should be looking to steal the show every time you go to the ring. You've got to do that to be the best at what you do. We're looking to set that pace to show the other guys that this is how you do it and that this is how you get it done. I hope the example we set is right."
"I like to be somewhere else, away from everybody. If they need me, they call me. I like to stay away from it and be quiet. If I want to eat, I can eat quietly. I can be inside my own head thinking about what I have to get done. Some guys like it the other way. Some guys like to be close to the hype because it jazzes them up, and they feel like the more jazzed up they are, the better they're going to be. I'm more of a methodical, thinking type. I want to be away from the hype. I don't want to be so wound up that I can't take it when I get to the ring. I want to have that steady burn."
"Ya know, everywhere I go it's the same thing...It's the same thing, I hear it from everybody I meet. When I'm at a restaurant the waiter comes over and he whispers in my ear...Triple H kickAustin's ass. When I'm at the airport, as I walk by, I hear people yell...Triple H kickAustin's ass, give him one for me. When I'm at the hotel, the idiot carrying my bags up to the room, right before he leaves, he looks back and he looks back and says hey Triple H finish Austin off, finish him for good. And you know what? Nothing would make me happier right now then to drag Stone Cold Steve Austin's ass down that ramp, drag him into this ring and finish it, to beat Stone Cold Steve Austin's ass, once and for all right in the middle of this ring, right in front of each and everyone of you!"
"You are that damn cold, and I am that damn good...and together we are sure as hell that damn unstoppable!"
"Those two sit in the back licking their wounds, trying to surgically get the foot removed from their mouth."
"Steph…I know how that must have looked" says Hunter solemnly. "But there was nothing to it. You have to believe me. If there's one thing in our relationship that's always held up, it's trust. You can always trust me, I'm your husband, I'd never lie to you. As far as ignoring you, okay, maybe I was a little bit obsessed withJericho, but I was doing that in your defense. He called you the worst possible things on earth, and I defended you. That was for YOU. Now maybe it took all my attention, but it was for you. You have to understand something. I love you. You're the most important thing in my life, and this week I can't even describe to you…I've gotten beaten within an inch of my life in this ring. I've been through wars, you've stood at ringside and seen me half bleed to death. You've seen me endure more pain than these idiots could do in their whole lives, and that was absolutely nothing compared to the pain of thinking you might leave me. The pain I have felt my whole career is nothing compared to when you look at me like that. I'm sorry. I know you love me, I love you, and we can move on. I want the whole world to know that I am sorry, I love you, and if you will forgive me, I will be the happiest man in the world. Stephanie, I love you."
"You know I'm a man who makes very few mistakes…almost never do I make a mistake. And when I have made mistakes in the past, my pride has always stood in the way of me accepting and admitting those mistakes. Well, today I'm out here.. in front of all of you… in front of the world to admit that I made a very big mistake. I'd like to direct this to my wife, I know she's here, in the back. I know what you walked in on last week had to look pretty bad, but you have to understand that it was completely innocent. Never, ever has there ever been anything between me and Trish Stratus, and never will there be. Steph, you are my true love. Last week, my mistake was in not taking into consideration your feelings. When you saw what you saw, you exploded, rightfully so. But you never gave me a chance to explain it to you. Then I got angry, and when you get angry, you say things you don't mean. I didn't mean what I said. This has been the hardest few days of my life. I am out here in front of the world to apologize to you, and you know more than anybody how hard that is for me. I'd like you to come out here and accept my apology and tell you in front of the world how sorry I am, and how much I truly do love you."
"Something's going to come out of my mind you don't normally hear. But last night, you proved a lot of things. You proved to the Jerichoholics, you proved to me, that you're a whole lot tougher than I ever gave you credit for. You've got what it takes, you've got the guts, the heart, the desire, Chris Jericho you've got what it takes. But the biggest thing you proved last night. Undeniably, though, you proved to the world that you are nowhere near my league. I beat you within an inch of your life. I proved that I am everything I say I am. I am The Game. Like I always say, I proved that I am that damn good! But as far as tonight goes, you want me to come out there? Get in there and get into it with you again? I don't think I feel like it. I did all my proving last night. There's not a damn thing left for me to prove to you or all those Jerichoholics. I've already proved that I'm the better man. What I suggest you do is, you walk into the back, pack your bags and save yourself another ass kicking. You learn to accept what everyone else has done, the fact that I am better than you!"
"Austinyour search..it's over..it's all over. Now you know, you dumb son of a bitch."
"What you see in this ring is the most dominant force today, tomorrow, in the future!"
"Kurt Angle, you have only been the WWF Champion because I have allowed it."
"Austin, this is a game you CAN NOT win!"
"To hell with the match, to hell with Mick Foley and you know what to hell with my wife."
"Trish Stratus? My partner is Trish Stratus? Trish Stratus doesn't belong in a wrestling ring. She belongs at some bar doing wet t-shirt contests."
"You should know from the past, Billy, it's better to be with me than against me."
"Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world!"
"Sucks to be you." (Triple H to Kurt Angle after Hell in a Cell had been announced)
"ARE YOU READY? I said ARE YOU READY? Then for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home. And to you Chyna, you big bitch, cause I'm about to derail the Big Red Machine. Let's get ready to SUCK IT!"
"...And to Chyna, come out here and get your ass kicked, you big jacked up bitch."
"Make your way out to this ring and feel my fire cause you're gonna BURN bitch BURN!'
"Kane, you've got 10 seconds to come to this ring...10...9...8...(to audience) Shut the hell up, I'm trying to count...7...6...oh to hell with this, I'm coming to get you."
"Congratulations Cactus, your brain does still work." - to Cactus Jack after he repeated everything HHH had just said.
"Vince, the one mistake I made last night was leaving you in a puddle of your own blood, unconscious, so you couldn't see us put the sealer on it. So now, I'm gonna put the sealer on it. I'm gonna seal it...with a kiss." - to Vince on the Raw following Armageddon.
"Ladies and gentlemen, today marks the dawning of a new era in the World Wrestling Federation...the McMahon-Helmsley Era."
"The McMahon-Helmsley Era, starting right now, is going to start giving until it hurts." - Christmas edition of Raw, 1999.
"Hey, you got any of that ostrich jerky left?" - to Angle.
"You guys are a disgrace to Depends undergarments. Ingrates. Bunch of ingrates." - to Mae Young and Moolah.
"So ladies, have a ball, Merry Christmas, and may the breast woman win." - to Terri and BB
"Now BB, don't anger me, let those puppies free...to BB Oh My God! That is unbelievable! You've got to be kidding me! to audience I will let you in on it, that was magnificent. And what's that old Christmas carol, 'Do you see what I see?' No, you don't, because you're all a bunch of idiots and I'm the only one who gets the show!" - after the Topless Top-Rope match.
"I'd just like to say that this has been a lot of fun for us. I'd like to wish the world watching, including you Tori, and to our bro X-Pac, have a very Raw Christmas!"
"And right now we are the end-all, be-all of the World Wrestling Federation." - referring to DX.
"Tonight, Big Show, you will, because we order you to, step into this ring with the singest...singest, is that a word?...with the single greatest athlete in the World Wrestling Federation today, the single greatest wrestler of all time, you will step into the ring with The Game."
"You know, the guys in the back need to realize one thing...it is going to be a whole lot easier to be with us than it is to be against us."
"DX, Mankind, Rock. This place isn't big enough for all of us. So I tell you what. I tell you what. You people tonight, are going to see the last of the Rock and Sock connection. Never again will it be before you, because tonight, in that very ring, you two, Rock, Mankind, will fight each other, in a Pink Slip on a Pole match, which means, one of you is gone tonight...for good! So guys, as always, DX has the last laugh, and oh yeah, we've got two words for one of you...You're fired!"
"You can't have all the fun around here, this is a handicapped match, and you've got another partner, so let me introduce you to him...me!" - to DX during a handicapped match vs. Big Show.
"You see, its as simple as this, if you mess with us, you have two choices. Either you get your ass kicked or...you get your ass fired!"
"First of all Rock, I passed an old lady in the back on the way up here, she says she wants her jacket back."
"Very, very good Pavlov, all your dogs have barked when you rang the bell. Your test was successful." - to Rock after he said one of his catchphrases which caused a huge pop.
"You're basically a muppet. You walk around with a sock in your hand making stupid jokes." - to "Mankind" during the Have A Bad Day skit.
"You Mankind, you fat loser, you guy got fire on TV." - as Chinese Dr. Hung Lo to "Mankind" on Have A Bad Day Part 2 skit.
"Alright here. With all due respect to you Moolah, this is the real deal, and I'm sure if you got in the ring with me, it would be one for the ages, lets say, but I'm looking for a more serious competitor." - to Moolah after she won the random drawing for a title shot.
"I thought they were talking to you, Rock." - to Rock after the audience chanted "asshole."
"Come on, show some of that testicular fortitude you always talk about, and make the walk. Get in the ring with The Game." - to Mankind.
"Austin3:16 huh? Well, paragraph 3:16 says, Pal, you can't touch me." - toAustinafter attacking him and then signing the contract for No Way Out.
"Let me make a guess there, Butterball. Who's gonna walk through there next? I gotta feeling I know, cause the way I see it, there's no way the Rock is gonna walk out here next. Cause with an ego as big as his, he's gonna come out here last, make the big impression, get the big pop." - to audience before a tag match between he and X-Pac vs. Big Show and Rock.
"Cactus Jack, I'm not trying to put you over. Not by a long shot. But pal, you've got to be the most sadistic freak I have ever been in the ring with."
"What's with your hair, Gomez?" - to Big Show after his hair cut.
"Kane, you're probably sitting in a hole back there, shaking like a leaf. I can't very much blame you. I wouldn't want to get in the ring with me either."
Jeff Hardy Poems
A Lot In Common
You're beautiful...but strange...So am I. You're smart...but still slow...So am I. You're impatient...but fast...So am I. You're tired...but still last...So do I. You're hot...but still cold...So am I. You're established...but not old...So am I. You're waiting...but happy...So am I. You're leaving...but staying...So am I. You're amazing...but weird...So am I. You're yourself...but still feared...So am I. We both want to be...A forever seen star. I have to say...a lot in common is what we are.
If They Remember
Remembering to pray
If you're lost for words...Become found for actions... If you're lost in life...Become found with reactions... Stop searching for who you are...and remember where it started... You are a flight in motion...Soaring since departed... Words are a puzzle that will never be completed...? Yours truly... Jeff Hardy Ours truly...this life
Impossible Of Me
Being who I am...Is truly a gift of God! Being who we are together...Is truly a gift of love! I hear that God loves us all I hear that love can capture anyone's heart...But separating the good from the bad Seems like an unwinnable game to me. We can't just expect to be alike. We can't just expect to get along. All we can expect is the unexpected. Things that will blow our minds! Things that will take our souls! Things that will make us happy...Things that will make us sad...These things are nothing we know. Hell! They might not even exist! If God and love have a lot in common, and all these people take "belief" to the extreme, The impossible will be proven wrong. The word impossible will never function again!
Inspired By Feeling
It Made No Sense
It was like leather sticks with mushroom coating. Like cow tongue licks with weather side roaming. A naked watch that was watching me. A lever to pull that grew like a tree. Slowly but surely the muscles were fat. Uplifting but low...the owner was a rat. Sold to the corner where the slobber sets in. It's wet and smells bad like a few...of our friends. It was like a condom... That was made out of stone. A cracker of wisdom that was so damn old. Like crows it was... Washed with no rinse. Like me it was... It made no sense.
Our Respect-- We Should Send to Her
Overseen and Heard
He said, "I'm sorry sir, it's just the law." The response was-- "Damn, I've been smoking in here all day!" Then he said, "Well, just goes somewhere else then I won't be able to see you (in a very nervous type of voice that explains why he said goes instead of go) --The smoker then put out his cigarette and said, "Fuck it!" This security man was now somewhat shaken up because he did his job and then he felt bad when the peson smoking was so cruel. It was like he thought, somewhere, deep down, this smoker was a better person than him just because he is part of a million dollar organization. This man's feeling at this time was very similar to a lot of others in this world. It's simply the feeling of empyness that doesn't take but one sentence to accomplish. Fortunately, for this man, the feeling will pass, but for some, it just hangs around and holds on until death is it's final prescription. It's sad to believe that people can act so punkish and still believe that they are a good hand in this world. All the man had to say was, "I've been smoking in here all day, but if it's the law...so be it." He could have basically been nicer is all I'm saying. And a lot of people could be nicer, but they are not. So maybe some people are born to be selfish jerks throughout life, especially successfull people. I don't know, I'm not in the position to do anything anyway, so I can just be myself and everyone else can stay the same.
Let's say your name was Reaching In... Let's say you were given this power. A power that made you super... A power that made you more than me... A power that nobody else could have... A power that only you could see... A vibe that only you could feel... A move that only you could perform... A card that only you could deal... A cold heart that only you could make warmer. Let's say your name was Reaching In... Let's say you were given this choice. A choice that made you think... A choice that made you fit out... A choice that made you scared... A choice that made you doubt... A bad that only you could make good... A crime that only you could steal... A scene that makes you wish you could... A hurt that only you could heal. Let's say you were given this power... Let's ask? Would you still be Reaching In?
Sitting on the porch...scared to ring the bell. I wait for you to see me...I sit scared as hell. Rocking in the chair...hoping the squeaks bring you near. I wait for you to hear me...I'm alone so filled ...with fear. Pacing on the hardwood...not knowing what to say. When you see me pacing...when you make your way. Laying on your welcome mat...not feeling very welcome. I guess you're in there sleeping...you're so peaceful ...when you sleep. Freezing on the outside...so cold but yet so sweet. Your body's on the inside...I'd kill to feel your heat. Dailing on my phone...the number of your phone. I can't mash send...so now I'm ...going home. Walking towards my car...I'm down about myself. Getting in my car...I want to kill myself. You make me feel complete...At the same time I'm me. I'm so always not complete...without you I'm ...never free. Free from depressive states...of mind, body, and soul. Free from sad days with me...free from sad ...days alone. Turning my ignition switch...bright lights start shining through My eyes are blinded momentarily...Holy Shit...It's you! Sitting on the porch together...not worried about the bell. We're looking in each other's eyes... I'm no longer scared as hell. This night will be a memory... One that's sure to keep. I didn't want to wake you... I thought you were Sound asleep.
The Amazing Telephone
I wonder if they hated me? What was going through their mind? I wonder if they loved me? What was inspiring their sign? I wonder if they felt me? Like goosebumps through the skin? I wonder if they watched me? For that they can remember when? I wonder if they boo'ed me? Like a loser no one knew? I wonder if they cheered for me? Like a youngster that had grew? I wonder if they cared for me? Crashing down flat on my back... I wonder if they followed me? Ever since the last attack... I wonder if they were lying? When they said, "You suck!" I wonder if they were crying? When I was unable to duck... I wonder if they will be my fans? Until I have to fold? I wonder if they will remember? JEFF HARDY! As he grows old.
The People You're Creating
Today or When
Today I woke up with a hurting heart, but it wasn't from medical problems. It was from a forgotten love of my past that painfully reentered my dreams. During these dreams, I felt as if I were reborn. I felt the feeling of love again without a worry in the world. It was she who made me happy, it was she who opened my heart and committed murder to all my pain. However, this murder wasn't total death. The pain came back and it came back to stay. Now it's infected and peroxide doesn't even foam...so maybe I'm not normal? I'll probably never see her again in this life unless she continues to peacefully visit my dreams. If she does, maybe one day I can stay, stay with her in another world, stay with her in another time, stay with her by not waking up...at least my heart will never hurt again!
To Live, To Believe
I can't truly say that I feel the pain of the paralyzed. However, I can truly say that I would do anything to help heal a wounded heart. Not being able to move or control your body is one of the scariest things known to me. When I witness people trapped in these chairs created to travel, it takes my breath away and stops my heart. Just knowing that there is a power as strong as a person living with everyday stillness is an overwhelming inspiration to me. And should be to us all! What can be done to let them walk again? What I wouldn't give to see them rise and stand. Maybe one day an unnatural cure will come. Maybe one day the disadvantage will be conquered. The growing confusion between happy and sad, bad and good, continues to react back and forth in the minds of the committed victims. So if the partying isn't enough, if the drugs and alcohol aren't enough, shouldn't a paralyzed body set an example?
What if you were that overweight person sitting in the corner, thinking everyone in the room has looked at you at least once and had something negative to say? What if you were one half of that elderly couple that was wanting so badly to be young again, but were still so cool? What if you were that patient laying in a hospital bed not knowing if you were going to live or die? What if you had a chance to save somebody else's life, but you wussed out because you were too worried about your own? Put yourself in other people's worlds, experience the look through other people's eyes, learn the territory, and make yourself at home. If you can truly understand and overcome this obstacle, then maybe one day we will all be equal, maybe one day we will all agree on decisions, maybe one day our worries won't be problems. What if again? Our journey begins
What I Want?
Another world... Is where I want to go! Another life... Is what I want to show! Another face... Is what I want to feel! Another card... Is what I want to deal! Another person... Is who I want to be! Another lover... Is who I want to see! Another hand... Is what I want to hold! Another business... Is what I want to fold! Another sickness... Is what I want to end! Another straight line... Is what I want to bend! Another power... Is what I want to have! Another lucky number... Is what I want to grab! Another time... I don't know what I want?
You comfort me better than any chair, bed, room, or house-- You amaze me more than any facts, stories, truths, or lies-- You enhance me more than any drug, drink, pill, or powder-- You predict me better than any parent, coach, counselor, or teacher-- You season me better than any salt, pepper, winter, or summer-- You entertain me more than any movie, show, song, or competition-- You control me better than any school, job, jail, or prison-- You love me more than any person, God, business, or existance-- In my existance...Believe...I do In our existance...I live...for you. Youmeus
Dreamed you Seen you Met you Knew you Wanted you Touched you Done you Loved you Dreamed me Seen me Met me Knew me Wanted me Touched me Done me Loved me Dreamed us Seen us Met us Knew us Wanted us Touched us Done us Loved us
Your Own Strange Eyes
Look into your own eyes... Check into yourself. Look into your own world... Look without the help Of people who try to change you... Of people who try to hurt you. The people that...try to make you. Something you're not... Something un-new. Look into your own past... Create the history Of things you've done and things you're gonna do... Of things you love and things you'll breakthrough. The things that fit... The descriptions of you Are the things you need To stand out in this zoo. Look into...your mirror of lies... Look deep into... Your own strange eyes.
We fly inside as if we are never coming back. We fly outside as if there were no tomorrow. We think without thinking...we rise! We respond without responding...we leave! We live this life as if we are in death proof bodysuites. We live this life as if we are in...sane! We starve without starving...we continue! We became without becoming...we cherish! We always expect the overwhelming unexpected. We cry without crying...we act! We save without saving...we pretend! We run for you with thoughts of your life ending. We provide without providing...we wait! We extend without extending...we stay! We are the choosen few who save your tomorrows. We grow without growing...we maintain! We help without helping...we are? The ones who risk our birthdays for yours. The ones who risk our existence for the world. We follow the danger, where ever it goes. We are the believers, we are... Heroes.
When white fades to black, When light provides the view, What's wet will turn dry, When rain falls continue, I may not continue. My happy place is in you, I hope to continue, this Happy Life we live. What's yours will fade to mine, When love provides the income. What's mine will turn to yours... All of it and then some We may not continue... My happy place is in you. We will continue... This Happy Life we live
Friends vs. Best Friends
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through school.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
Random Shit I have said
I Wish Music Played During Epic Moments of My Life and Not Just in Movies.
I’m a liar because I won’t tell you everything. I’m stupid because sometimes I’m wrong. I’m ugly because sometimes my face isn’t perfect. I’m a pushover because I like making people happy. I’m a loser because I’m not friends with your group. I’m fake because I’m too nice. I’m weird because I’m not like you. I’m fat because I eat when I’m hungry. I’m clingy because I don’t like to be alone. I’m sorry for being myself. actually, I’m not sorry at allI love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?
"Standing up for something you truly believe in
.I would trust my bestfriend with my life, but not food.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie... and when it's about to start... BOOOOOM, Human giraffe sits in front of you
GO AHEAD, Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash. Get to know some one random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at stupid jokes. Cry. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell a jerk what you think. Laugh until your stomach hurts. Live life. Regret nothing
.Every time i trust somebody, they show me why I shouldn't.
You hear a noise at night* Friend 1 - I'M GOING IN MY PARENT'S BED! Friend 2- Screw it, I’m going back to sleepME-*Cracks knuckles* BRING IT ON!!!
I'm the kind of person who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb diffuser.
I have tattoos, so I'm a trouble maker. I have curves, so I'm fat. If I wear makeup, I'm fake. If I say what I think, I'm a bitch. If I cry some times, I'm a drama queen. If I have guy friends, I'm a slut. If I stand up for myself, I'm mouthy. Seems like you can't do anything now a days without being labelled. So what, go ahead and label me, see if I give a crap.
Comebacks that make you feel like going,"Boooooom sit the f*k down!
"Good attitudes are magnets for good news. Seen it proven a hundred times.”
“Don’t confront me with my failures, I had not forgotten them.”
“Being normal isn’t one of my strengths.”
“I used to be sane, then I got better.”“80% of success is showing up.”“Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.”“Some days it’s not worth gnawing through the straps.”“They wouldn’t listen to the fact that I was genius.”“Insanity: a perfectly rational response to an insane world.”“I have a grip on reality, just not this particular one.”A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?“Don’t let anyone drive you crazy when you know it is walking distance.”My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, usually do.Take care of your mental health before it takes care of you.“There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.”“Most, if not all, problems brought to therapists are issues of love. It makes sense that the cure is also love.”“Sometimes we reach the boiling point before we realize that the stove is on. Become aware of your feelings – keep your eye on the stove.”“Words are the physicians of a mind diseased.” “when you accept everything for what it is without labels you are outside of your ego.”“Work as if you don’t need the money, love as if you’ve never been hurt, dance as if no one’s watching.”
“Life is a short, warm moment and death is a long cold rest. You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye: Eighty years, with luck, or even less.”“It doesn’t matter how inspired your work is if you’re not healthy.”
“A guitar in my house, accessible, is a semi-automatic weapon against the blues.
”Take it easy or take it hard but TAKE IT!”
“There is a very fine line between ‘hobby’ and ‘mental illness’”
“You should not confuse your career with your life.”
“A closed mouth gathers no foot.”
“Never miss a good chance to shutup.”
“Up to a certain point every man is what he thinks he is.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning.”
“The best thing you can do behind a person’s back?… is give them a pat.”
“How are we going to “test” our decisions and actions? By correct doctrine?
“Failure is an event, never a person.”
“The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune.”
“Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults.”
“I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good. I hate a song that makes you think that you are just born to lose. Bound to lose. No good to nobody. No good for nothing. Because you are too old or too young or too fat or too slim too ugly or too this or too that.”
“I used to rule the world
Care deeply. give freely…think kindly…act gently and be at peace with the world.Even if your blog does manage to bring you and other people a lot of money, ultimately it is only the standards that you set for yourself that should determine your success.
“You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.”
“We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.”There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there isCalifornia.“Never be ashamed to make goals that are glaringly simple. You’ll be far better off than most who don’t set goals at all.”“The greatest tragedy in life is not death; the greatest tragedy takes place when our talents and capabilities are underutilized and allowed to rust while we are living.”“If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.”
“Our lives are co-authored in dialogue.”Joy is not in things; it is in us.May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart!Quality questions create a quality life. Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers.
“Learn how to find peace between the things that happen.”
“The past is a dream, the future never comes, the “now” is all we have.”
“Not conforming to an ordinary type or pattern; unconventional: offbeat humour.”“
To define your own value for your blog is to declare independence from parent companies like Google that thrive by assigning value as they see it.”
“Unless you try and do something beyond what you have mastered, you will never grow.”
“Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.”
“Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.”
“Love is a temporary form of insanity”
“One man’s insanity is another man’s vision.”
“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambition. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.”
“He who asks a question is a fool for a minute; he who does not remains a fool forever.”
“Don’t worry about what people think about you–the chances are they seldom think about you at all.”
“Calm and happiness is not something that evolves or happens to you, it’s a practice. Whether it’s Yoga, or sex, or writing a blog post, or playing guitar.”
“It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.”
“I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.”
“The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance; it is the illusion of knowledge.”
“The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.”
I came here to hunt ghost and chew bubble gum, and im all out of bubble gum!"
Absolutely thicker than a brick, sandwich. He makes two short planks look like a computer.
Okay, a chance for a good rant. God, I love it
Sit down, man. You're making the place look untidy
What better way to get rid of angst and misery that some good old fashioned violence?
Italic = thoughts
It's a Terminator! It's here to kill us all!"
"I'm not going to rue the day?"
. "Seriously, would it take too much for someone to point at me and tell me 'You shall rue this day!'?"
So... you gonna try and turn us evil?"
Yes. Is that a problem?"
151 items... damn, that girl was smart!
There's nothing compared to the horrors that lurk, beneath the trap door. For there is always something down there, in the dark, waiting to come out."
Hey, asshole! It was my light! Learn to fucking drive, shit-head!"
I give up! You do these little torture devices and I'll kill the tomato's."
"You know my philosophy, "I don't believe in love."
No matter whom you are, no matter what façade you put up…