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Joined 05-02-09, id: 1921406, Profile Updated: 02-13-12
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.

Hmm, lemme think about this... Okay, I know!

Name: Tallie
Age: 17
Fave authors: J.K Rowling, James Patterson, Karen Rose, Lynda La Plante
Fave books: HP Series (hello, Sirius/Remus=love!) Anything to do with crime solving and mystery
My ships: Drarry, Wolfstar, Klaine, Dramione, Harmony, Huna, Hinny, Neville/Luna, Jily

So basically, I'm a teenager obsessed with Drarry and Wolfstar, they're just amazing, and I would happily spend all my time sat writing fanfics about them. Speaking of which, I highly doubt anything I write will not concern one of the above pairings at least. I love getting pms so send them my way for any reason whatsoever!


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one, copy and paste!


Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not go to class sky clad
31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip off it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous
43) I will not lick Trevor
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God


If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward when a Volvo drives through town
I promise to obey traffic laws of course for Charlie's sake
And whenever a wolf howls, I promise to remember Jake

I promise to remember Carlisle whenever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice when I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie when I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme when someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi when someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl,Angelz on edge, HermioneGranger1993, Twilightluvr, Obsessededwardcullenluver, Edward's ONLY True Love, Arianna Cullen,vampiressbella2009,Naie Masen Cullen,twilightkristy,The HP and Twilight lover, witchychild1994


Copy and paste to your profile, then make the choices that work for you BOLD (this is to show how bad stereotypes are... get rid of anything in parenthesis at the end of a piece... they're my thoughts)

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
xI'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (I sure hope not I really don't like hot places...)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (Well, I am a bit crazy...)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (skirts are cute!)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (sure, i need to steal money...)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (really? I mean, come on...)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (That's just stupid!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (blame genetics not me)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. (I LIKE LLAMAS!!)
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (well, I hope I'm not ugly...)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (Yeah right...)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (well, I kinda am a bit of a loser...)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (People scare me...)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER


If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this on your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are well aware that all of those puns about Sirius' name are worn out and very cliché by now, yet you can't bring yourself to stop using them/laughing at them, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8212 - Favs: 4,745 - Follows: 4,399 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7805 - Favs: 8,312 - Follows: 7,771 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3293 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 4,073 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Blessed Objectivity by rayychel infinity reviews
Because there Blaine is, kneeling at the foot of his bed, naked except for a pair of tight red boy shorts and thigh-high black stockings with vivid red bows on the band.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,033 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
And a Happy New Year by shadowdweller25 reviews
Sequel to Great Christmas For Harry. Five years have passed and it's the New Year. See what's happened in those five years and watch how Harry and Sirius celebrate the New Year. Slash. M/M. HP/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,533 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Great Christmas for Harry by shadowdweller25 reviews
Harry's not staying at Hogwarts this Christmas break. Where is he going and what's his present? sorry for the suck summary. My first holiday fic. Slash. M/M. And some sugary sweetness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Two Werewolfs and a Dog by MoonfootLover reviews
Remus and Sirius are mates and both are at Grimmauld Place and it is the full moon, Harry is sixteen and Ootp never happened, he gets bitten by Moony, Moony finds his second mate in...Harry! All fall in love...Mpreg SLASH There may be character bashing! UP FOR ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Happy Birthday, Mr Anderson by alexwishington reviews
"Blaine sighs deeply before opening the door to his room, planning on throwing his bag angrily at the bed, but the problem is that someone's already on his bed."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Far From Here: A Klaine Tumblr AU by blainebutton reviews
Kurt goes on tumblr because it is his safety place. He knows people accept him, he knows what to expect. But a single message from someone with the name 'warbler-on' literally changes everything he thought he knew about the internet. Please review!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,918 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
You're My Sweetest Downfall by clonedmemories reviews
Or, Come Give Me Your Sweetness - Cupcake-baker!Blaine and Fashion!Kurt AU. Guess that whatever universe these two boys find themselves in, they were destined to be together.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Six Months Later by SassyGayNine reviews
After Kurt got his tongue pierced he was instructed to wait six months to wait until he could partake in oral sex. Six months later just happens to land on Blaine's birthday. -Sequel to Six Months
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Black Curls and Bow Ties by Chazzam reviews
Theoretical season 4 future!fic. Kurt is in New York and he really misses Blaine. This is of course unrelated to the fact that he decides to bring home a stray puppy one day.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Good Boy by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. Kurt suspects Blaine wants something else in the bedroom. So he gives it to him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Driveways by Zavocado reviews
Blaine never got the right chance, the right moment, to tell Cooper he was gay. But maybe tonight will be the perfect night since Cooper's so interested in his love life.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Blaine A., Cooper A. - Complete
Meat Sweats, Prancerella, Hell Harpy and Octopussy by Calendulam reviews
The weekend at the Andersons' with Blaine and Cooper was meant to be quiet. It didn't quite turn out that way.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Color of a Full Moon by Luce-depp reviews
Lupin and Tonks, ever wanted to know how they met and she fell in love? Will include all book situations they're involved in and the unwritten moments that got them there. RL&NT. POV of both characters. M for moments in the later chapters. Canon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 429,327 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 8/18/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Sex Hair by teal-slippers1990 reviews
Morgan had meant it when he'd told Reid he liked the new haircut. And then the kid went and ruined it. That needed to be fixed. *In response to Reid's hairstyle starting in episode 4x12. Rated M. Will be updated every time Reid cuts his hair. Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Favor by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine with added Cooper. I've had several prompts for Blaine asking Cooper for condom advice, for Blaine stealing the last condom, and this is what I ended up writing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Feel The Chemicals Kicking In by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Kurt gets a "little problem" whenever he's around his boyfriend, Blaine. Finn tries to help, Kurt in a skirt, public handjob, 69, blowjobs, shower sex, first times, soreness, the nervous Game, pool parties, car sex, and love! Fluff Slash Klaine M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,823 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Renee Spelt Strange reviews
It is Christmas Eve, the castle is deserted and Harry and Draco are trapped under a piece of charmed mistletoe from Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes which won't let them go until they have kissed. HP/DM ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 108 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Payback by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine. Cooper has a long track record now for making Kurt and Blaine blush at every opportunity. Being Blaine's best man is just one more chance. Plus, he figures he owes them a bit of payback.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
WakeUp Call by Crazy4Klaine reviews
In which Darren and Chris share a bed, Chris has a wet dream and Darren can't resist. PWP, really. RPF. R&R!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Morning by SKSuncloud reviews
Kurt and Blaine have been living together for 5 and a half years and it finally seems time to propose... Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
IllTimed Proposals by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine with added Cooper. Futurey fic. A Friday night out with friends ends up at Cooper's plush apartment. A cheese plate and another bottle of wine later, Kurt and Cooper get talking...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Summer Nights by QuirkQuirk reviews
It's the summer holidays – the last one of their Hogwarts years – and they're going to make it count. Marauders, Sirius/Remus twoshot. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,191 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Who You Gonna Call? by an-alternate-world reviews
Darren needs to learn to move his hips for 'It's Not Unusual'. And there's really only one other person in the Glee cast that knows how to move their hips THAT well.. RPF.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,538 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Unplanned Wedding Day Shenanigans by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine smut with hilarious cameos from Finn and Cooper. Set in the future, on the morning of Kurt and Blaine's wedding day. Not everything goes quite as planned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Here's What I'm Here For by whenidance reviews
5 years after graduation, Rachel & Kurt run into a billboard with Blaine's face on it in Times Square. They sneak in to watch him rehearse because it's not the first time they've broken into Gershwin hoping to rekindle the friendship they once had.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ask Me a Question by beckybrit reviews
When Auror partners Harry and Draco get stuck in a cellar together, will a game of twenty questions reveal more than they were expecting? Rated M for sexual content and bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Letters From the Past by Meah.mai reviews
While going through his things Sirius stumbles across some old notes and letters from his Hogwarts days and decides to read them with Remus. SB/RL slash. Don't like then please don't read. Set in the fall of OoTP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,289 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Hickey by blaineandasson reviews
Kurt Hummel has a 'hickey' that no one can know about. Least of all Blaine. But then again, when has anything ever gone Kurt's way... M for smut!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Snowstorms and Interventions by Fr333bird reviews
Draco has a thing for Harry, but is so sure that his feeling aren't reciprocated that he wastes his chance. Pansy takes matters into her own hands to ensure a happy ending. Hogwarts fic, 8th year. Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Morning Suprise by Pandora80 reviews
Hermione wakes the morning after a party, to find a suprise or two in the bed. FW/HG/GW Ignore some of book six, and all of book seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,378 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Shadows on Skin by allyouneedis reviews
Kinky Dolphins #3, and also fill for the Glee Kink Meme. Kinks - marking and breathplay. Blaine wants everyone to know that he belongs to Kurt. Shameless, kinky smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Christmas Night with You by PandaFire McMango reviews
Kurt's Christmas party is going perfectly, and he and Blaine take a moment to give each other gifts alone. A giant oneshot that eventually turns into smut and ends with massive amounts of fluff. Featuring a tipsy Burt, a sleepy Brit, and Finn's sweater.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,602 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Amortentia by hmarie123 reviews
Dean and Seamus smell some amortentia and learn that sometimes, feelings are in fact mutual. Pairing: Deamus. A bit of humor in the end. Rated T just to be safe, and because I suck at rating. Reviews are always appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Even Your Body Can Be Sold by an-alternate-world reviews
Blaine's used to being used and abused, until he meets Kurt. And Kurt breaks apart his neatly constructed world to teach him everything he never even knew his life was lacking.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,736 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dalton Goes Disney by Juliet Hummel-Anderson reviews
When the Warblers get invited to sing in Disney World, they immediately accept. I mean, it's an all-expense paid trip to one of the most magical places on Earth. Plus with Wes's conflicting feelings for David and Blaine realizing his love for Kurt...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,045 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We'll Always Have Each Other by WorthYourWeightInGold reviews
*Sequel to 'Not Everyone Is Here'* Kurt, Blaine, and the rest of New Directions deal with the hardships of senior year. Old flames come into play and threaten certain relationships. The fight to stay together forever is on...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Laced Up Skin Tight by Sweetandsnarky89 reviews
Kurt's not sure how he's going to explain this to Blaine. He's not sure how Blaine's going to react. "You did what?" Warning- body piercing, pain kink
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All I Want Is Your Touch by rayychel infinity reviews
Blaine is wearing glasses. Glasses with a thin, rectangle-shaped frame, just simple black and nothing gaudy and fancy or even with a blatant designer logo like Kurt would go for if he ever had to wear them. He doesn't get why he's so turned on right now.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
In Knots by etmuse reviews
Kurt has a suggestion of something new he wants to try, which takes Blaine somewhat by surprise. But that doesn't mean he's not going to give it a shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Near and Far by Aeria reviews
Over the summer of 2011 Blaine goes to Europe for a month. Kurt misses him. Really misses him. In ways he hadn't not missed him when he was home. They skype. Smut ensues. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,693 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Don't Be Stupid' by bellax-xmuerte reviews
The glee girls want to find out more about Blaine Anderson. Kurt won't tell them anything; so they steal his phone. They expected Blaine's number to be his most called contact but it's not, that honour goes to 'Don't Be Stupid'. Suicidal!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
No Regrets by angel718 reviews
Blaine stared at him for a split second, and then practically lunged at him, already instinctively wrapping one arm around Kurt's waist to pull him closer.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 144,229 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Courage by strawberryfinn reviews
"There's a knock at the door and Kurt opens it to see a drenched Blaine Anderson looking lost and defeated." Blaine tells his parents about his relationship with Kurt with disastrous consequences. Klaine Kurt Blaine slash physical child abuse
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,086 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Chaperone by MewCuxie12 reviews
Ichigo needs a chaperone for her class trip. And when her parents are comepletely out of the question who would she turn to but her hottie of a boss? R&R! A RyouxIchigo story. Review or I will NOT continue!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,826 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Ichigo M., Ryou S.
Kings Of The Table by sydrians reviews
Starts as a kid!fic. Kurt and Blaine's relationship, beginning and blossoming with, ahem …sandwiches? Contains emotions, romance and, of course, sandwiches. Not a comedy, creys.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Can't be sexy? by You're killing me now reviews
"Kurt had turned him into a living, breathing teenage hormone." After 2x15, 'Sexy', Kurt visits Blaine and vows this time, he WILL be sexy. And Blaine WILL want more. Klaine, rated T for sexual references.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,147 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Name That Tune by bxblover reviews
First Finn notices the ecstatic glow surrounding Kurt during Regionals Week, then Burt notices how happy his son is after his last day of school. C1 takes place during Original Song and C2 takes place after New York. Two-Shot. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Just a Game by Nixxx852 reviews
He was supposed to get Kurt to fall in love with him, then in a few months time he could break up with him and collect his winnings. It was just a game and nothing more. So, why did he suddenly find himself starting to fall for the other boy?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,720 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Show me your Teeth by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Kurt has developed a fetish for biting. And Blaine has a really great set of teeth. Smutty One-shot that's now being continued: Brittany is convinced Blaine is a monster, and ND must investigate. Most Recent: Tina vs. Blaine the Vampire
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Stupid, Slutty Blaine by MerryH reviews
"Come to think of it, Blaine had been being reaaaaaal friendly to a lot of people lately." Kurt is pissed, and it's about time Blaine got told off for his behaviour. Blaine, however, never meant to hurt him. Written Post!WIGYA.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,421 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
When Obvious Meets Oblivious by fleurdelisee reviews
The one where Blaine flirts with songs, Kurt is thick and Finn is scarred for life.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,149 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Green by HinaKicksAss reviews
"Dray. They're touching me in places they shouldn't." The Slytherin paled. Everyone knew how possessive Draco was. Especially with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 134 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Royal Dating Game by Sparklefarey16 reviews
When did History class become so... sexual? Someone should really fill Kurt in and - why is David sitting in Blaine's lap? And why is Flint straddling him? ... Not at the same time, of course. Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt, Chris, and the Kilt by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
"I suspect they are just trying to strip away the little masculinity I still retain," Colfer said as he straightened his man skirt. Warning: minor spoilers for future "Prom Queen" episode. One-shot. Chris/Amber/Darren friendship
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
The Evolution Of Kurt's Pants by LaniLaniDuck reviews
Kurt was a snazzy dresser. That was something Blaine noticed from the very beginning, even when they were just friends. Oneshot random Klaine fluff. Post Original Songs.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Coffee by xSlythStratasfaction reviews
Blaine knew he shouldn't have even opened up his mouth. The weirdest conversations can come up when one is having coffee with the Dalton Academy Warblers!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not Everyone Is Here! by WorthYourWeightInGold reviews
Ever since Kurt transferred to Dalton, he doesn't get to see his friends at McKinley that often. So everyone's news is always on Facebook. Klaine. Luck. Finchel. Bartie. Starts out the day of the amazing Klaine kiss.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Something Went Down In The Tent by clonedmemories reviews
"I don't know what two guys do when they're together. You know I sat through that whole Brokeback Mountain, from what I gather, something went down in the tent."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
These Words by Lyra G. Rowin reviews
Blaine comes down with laryngitis three days before Valentine's Day. Originally written for the kurt blaine KissKiss Exchange. A certain plot device here is lovingly borrowed from a certain Christmas movie.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Peachy Keen by Emoryems reviews
Fluffy making out turns into angsty making out. Klaine. Short one-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Adorable by iggy-writes reviews
Blaine stopped, taking a very deep breath and smiling sheepishly up at Kurt. "I'm rambling now. But Kurt Elizabeth Hummel, Sometimes I don't think you realize exactly how much I love you." Rated T just in case.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Things I Would Like To Do To Kurt Hummel by specsO-O reviews
Blaine can't quit thinking about Kurt in dirty ways. So he decides to write down his fantasies in a notebook. How will this turn out?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Tale of Lady Sweaters by dinkydiddydums reviews
"I have to say, I picked the wrong day to wear it. It's far too cold out for these one-shouldered things." Kurt tugged uselessly at fabric hanging over his shoulder in an attempt to get it to cover more of his skin. Blaine whimpered from behind him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sick Day by Dapperscript reviews
Kurt doesn't get sick. No, really, he doesn't. Don't listen to Blaine, he's totally lying. He's just feeling sorry for himself because he's sick and Kurt so isn't. Kurt/Blaine Pre-Slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Origami Goes M Rated by GlamgasmsandDrarry reviews
That was definitely NOT the note-bird Draco meant to send across the classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Watching You Is The Only Drug I Need by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Blaine has one fear: the dentist! When he has to get his wisdom teeth pulled out, Kurt is the only one who can comfort him and be there for him. To calm him though, he gets drugged for surgery. Valium ensues. Loopy Blaine. Fluffy fluff! Klaine. ONE SHOT
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dirt by AquilusNyx reviews
Blaine had never thought of Kurt sexually. How could he, when the other boy was never dirty? Klaine smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ticklish by Evil Crazy Willow reviews
Kurt Hummel was a number of things: talented, smart, a great dresser and very ticklish as Blaine Anderson would soon find out... Rated M to be safe.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sex Education by PteraWaters reviews
When Kurt and Puck are paired up for a Sex Ed project - taking care of their very own 'baby' - the glee club is concerned. They're expecting fireworks, but they meant fist-fights, not making out in the hallways and ... are those wedding rings?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,189 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
With friends like these by Alias-vendor reviews
Wesley & David's comprehensive guide to the faults and failings of Blaine Anderson: For Kurt Hummel's eyes ONLY.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Wake Up Strange by Threepwillow reviews
The summer right after Kurt turns seventeen is hot, and personal, and might kind of just maybe be the most important three months of his life. ONESHOT. Written for LJ's crackedaglet for the K/B KissKiss exchange. Title from BnL's "What a Good Boy."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,403 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Strictly Platonic by Mia M. Turner reviews
A thunderstorm draws Kurt into Blaine's dorm room for the night. Despite the shaking and the squeals, Kurt insists he isn't afraid of thunderstorms. Blaine has reason to believe otherwise. Klaine, oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Together, We Are the Oceans by Aelora reviews
When the Warblers get the opportunity to perform on a cruise ship over the holidays, Kurt can barely believe his luck at spending the time with Blaine. What he doesn't count on is the friendships he makes, and the love he feels for his friend returned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,553 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sex Ed by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
There is a mandatory Sex Ed orientation for all Dalton students which means Kurt and Blaine have to attend as well! And the teacher, Ms. Holly Holliday. Condom usage. Lots of Klaine action. T for suggestive themes. Humor. One-shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Girl's Night In At Dalton by C.C. Nyde reviews
Kurt and the ladies of New Directions decide to have a girl's night. At Dalton. Will Blaine, Wes, and David be up for it? *Klaine and Wentana!*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Little Spoons and Romance Novels by HeartsHungBehind reviews
Klaine fluff, some smut. Kurt has a secret passion for romance novels. Can Blaine use that to sweep him off his feet? Rated T for minor cursing and boy kisses.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Failed Plans and Utter Bizarreness by janrea reviews
A plan, heartbreak and a whole lot of Drama—during and after Rachel Berry's most extravagant party ever.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,659 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Facilitate Copulation by Parmelde Lorntiere reviews
From the Dalton verse by CP Coulter. The plane ride back from New York. Kurt and Blaine are enjoying being a couple finally. The twins help them to keep things moving. No one wants to wait that long again.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Cupcakes and Candy Hearts by PotterStarKidGleek reviews
Valentine's day brings some sweet surprises for one Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kissed a Girl by Phantom of a Rose reviews
My version of next week's Glee. Blaine kissing Rachel and a bit of karaoke...Blaine does love Katy Perry, right? Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Light My Candle by 1undercover reviews
Kurt has made a smooth transition to Dalton and now he has time to see if Blaine could possibly like him. The Warblers finally get a chance to sing RENT and there is no way they can survive that without some serious Klaine!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,715 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Truth and lies by Flabagash reviews
Blaine has a boyfriend. At what point does not telling Kurt the truth become lying?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,364 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Shoelaces by AquilusNyx reviews
Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,241 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Nighttime Playground by Summer Tea reviews
"Let's go to the park." Kurt pushed the door open with his hip and shot Blaine a look. "Are you kidding me with this? It's like 9 at night." "That's the best time to be at the playground. Everything is so still and quiet."
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Olive You by castielsgrace reviews
A quick St. Valentines Day Klaine fluff inspired by/featuring Dave Days' song "Olive You". Pure fluff. :
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kiss the Rain by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Blaine's car brakes down and he is forced to walk in the rain to Kurt's and arrives soaking wet. He has to change into some dry clothes, of course. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Every February by Quackers McPherson reviews
Kurt doesn't generally like Valentines Day; this day is proving no different. In fact, it's shaping up to be the worst one of all. That is, until an "unexpected" turn of events leaves Kurt with a certain fondness for the holiday.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Klaine: Snowed In by willowema reviews
It's a terrible blizzard outside, and Kurt and Blaine are stuck together in a cabin. Klaine fluff.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When I'm In Love, It Isn't Silly At All by a quirky little tune reviews
Wes and David explain to Blaine that, yes, making eye contact during romantic duets is construed as flirting, and yes, Kurt's feelings were obvious to pretty much anyone who has a brain. They push their friend in the right direction. Klaine, 2x12spoiler!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Blaine A., Wes - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day, Kurt by KlainexXxArygon reviews
Turns out Kurt has some admirers. But none of them are a certain hot, lead soloist he's fallen for. But does that mean Blaine doesn't like him? Considering he sung to a GAP you wouldn't think so. But nothing's really going as expected today...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Napoleon Complex by I Spiked the Ice Cream reviews
"Napoleon complex: an informal term describing a type of inferiority complex which is said to affect some people, especially men, who are short in stature." Kurt just figures it's a quirk. An adorable and absolutely frustrating quirk. Klaine. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Silly Love Songs, Silly SlipUps by IMimelda reviews
How the end of "Silly Love Songs," should have been. Not that I'd want Glee any different, because it's PERFECT and amazing as-is! But... you know... here's a Klaine addendum! A short story, with a little extra "intrigue" for Kurt with Mercedes' help.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Giuoco Piano by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
Prequel to the 'Endgame' series, but can be read on its own. Kurt decides he wants Blaine to be his first, and there's certainly no way Blaine's going to turn him down. Blaine/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Without Love by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Song "Without Love" from Hairspray. Kurt and Blaine transfer to McKinley. Klaine. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Told You Blaine Likes Football Players by Alice Rocker reviews
What REALLY happened that night of the championship game? Klaine. One-shot. Crack-ish, I think is the right description... Oh, and Wes and David randomly appear.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Touches You by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Blaine can't seem to stop touching Kurt while he's sleeping. Inspired by Mika's "Touches You." One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Smells like Sex by ThatInvisibleGirl reviews
Does sex even have a smell? Wes seems to think so. Too bad it's going to smell a whole lot sex-ier before they even have the chance to leave.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Wes, David - Complete
Dr Slush by Fluffy Nouget reviews
When Dalton gets a Dr. Slush Kurt can't help but hate the drink machine with a passion. Too bad for him Blaine picks up on this and decides to sniff out what's wrong, not to mention makes a rather unsual request; Kurt unwillingly complies. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Unsuspected study date by nowidontgetit reviews
Blaine asks Kurt to help him study for a test, but there is no test. Rated T for boy kisses. Oneshot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Oblivious by teenagedreamtonight reviews
This is a pretty lengthy one shot. It has to do with Kurt and Blaine-Kurt and Brittany. There is Blaine/Britt friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,946 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Cherry, Cherry, Pop! by xox-Punk-Princess-xox reviews
The girls are trying to see who can tie a cherry stem with their tongue. So far, no one can. Except Kurt. Puck is VERY interested. PuckxKurt; Purt! A prompt from the Glee Fluff!meme
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
I'll Be There For You by joymoonshoes reviews
Klaine and Wavid friendship, Kavid slash; Sequel to Silly Little Love Songs…
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Kurt H., David - Complete
Gravity by OoZolaoO reviews
Kurt watched him with growing concern. "Are you okay? You look a little peaky, and you're hoarse," he frowned, nibbling on his lip. Blaine's eyes snapped open. "Yeah, yeah, sorry. Just a headache." Klaine fluff, caretaker!Kurt. You know you love it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Operation Klaine: Alternate One by BreeZombiee reviews
'Everything worked out perfectly for everyone, except David Everson. Who was in love with one Kurt Hummel.' The first sequel for my fic 'Operation Klaine'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,108 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Kurt H., David - Complete
Surprises by BreeZombiee reviews
What happens when Brittany burst into a Warbler's practice? Lot's of Kurt blushing and Warbler confusion. Spoiler's for 'Silly Love Songs' Now a Twoshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kurt H., Brittany P. - Complete
Eyes of Green Envy by thesoundofsunshine reviews
It was official. Blaine had gone off the deep end. He was jealous of a stuffed animal name Blubbery.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day by cupcakesandlovefests reviews
Happy Early Valentine's Day to you all! Rachel receives a Valentine,who could it be from?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
I really care about you by Jenn120 reviews
Dancing. Kurt confused. Blaine thinking. Wes and David planning. Well this will be interesting. Rated T for safety. Possible chapter additions later.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Accidents by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Kurt sets up a safe word to warn Blaine when he crosses the 'just friends' line. But he crosses it anyways. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stitch Me Up by NerdfighteriaIsland reviews
Summary: When Blaine Anderson's crush, and resident Warbler Kurt Hummel, stumbles into his room one night, it is up to him to prove to Kurt just what he's worth. One-shot-COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Attractive by snorkellingfish reviews
Kurt is startled to discover that another guy might just find him attractive.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
No Hands Seduction by buildmeapyramid reviews
Just a little oneshot I fantasized over the weekend, about Blaine's deliciously wicked teasing. A bit of a cliffhanger that leaves a lot up for imagination. Rated T just to be safe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Scarred For Life by XxWithBrokenWingsXx reviews
Kurt and Blaine share a hotel room during Nationals. Wes and David are dead-set on getting them together. Pointless Kurt/Blaine oneshot!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Epically Wrong by Sailor Grape reviews
Sometimes it's easier to say things with a big, flashy performance. Unless it gets misinterpreted, and you look like a creep. Spoilers for 2x12, WIGYA. Klaine!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt just wants to teach Blaine how to bake. Blaine just wants Kurt to stop licking the cake batter out of the bowl. The teasing is too much. Is this revenge for all of his eyesex? Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Liar in Love by classicrocker0601 reviews
"Baby its Cold Outside, huh?" "Yeah, he's singing it at the Kings Island Christmas Spectacular. We should all go and cheer him on, don't you think?" "Um, yeah we should go, but I don't think that's the song he'll be singing." K for language. One-Shot!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Valentine's Day by Sevvy101 reviews
Puckurt. What started out as a normal night for the two boys obviously turns into something else following Puck's frustration over the holiday, Valentine's Day.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Nonsensical Things To Talk About by dapperyklutz reviews
Kurt discovers a new side to each of his Warbler friends, including Blaine, in their dormitory common room. With books, cheesy pick-up lines, Wes being a pervert, and random conversations - things just got even more interesting as the clock ticks by.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Some Conversations Are Meant To Be Overheard by KlainexXxArygon reviews
Blaine isn't normally an eavedropper, but this is one convo he does not want to miss. KLAINE ONESHOT!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Whatever It Takes by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
He's ready to admit it - Blaine is a desperate man. He's willing to do anything for Kurt to realise how he feels - even if that means going to David and Wes and asking for help...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Rivals For Your Affections by ill at ease reviews
Kurt and Blaine have been dating for a while, but what happens when a rival for Blaine's affections shows up at Dalton one day? Fluff, Angst, Drama, and Klaine. What more could you want? Ridiculously long one shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It Sucks To Be Me by 1undercover reviews
He whipped up his books and marched out of the room giving the final line as he closed the door behind him. "It sucks to be me!" Fun little oneshot about Kurt singing Kate's part of 'It Sucks To Be Me' which gets Blaine to make a move.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Baby It's Cold Outside, The Right Way by KlainexXxArygon reviews
This is how BICO should've gone. KLAINE ONESHOT!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Girl by The Evil Corkyapine reviews
Kurt's world is shattered as he hears Blaine utter five words to someone that wan't him. Someone that was a girl. "I kind of love you." Kurt/Blaine Before Never Been Kissed
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt's Snowmageddon by fuzzyalligator reviews
Even though there's no class, Kurt is still stuck studying during Snowmageddon 2011. Only one thing can make it bearable. First ever Glee fic, you have been warned.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
These Illusions by andhopeto reviews
Blaine wasn't so good at seeing things right in front of him. SPOILERS: 2x12 & WIGYA; written and posted before 2x12 aired.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt, Any SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT Single Warblers? by KlainexXxArygon reviews
Santana, STOP FLIRTING WITH THE ENEMY! Facebook Fanfic! Klaine FTW!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's Not What It Looks Like by LuvMeSumGlee reviews
*SPOILER FOR SILLY LOVE SONGS* Why on Earth does Blaine sing to a guy other than Kurt? Not for the reason Kurt thinks.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
musings of a cupboard dweller or two by i m a g i n e dream b e reviews
Blaine tries desperately to ignore the creeping sense of claustrophobia, and the notion that a frightening looking hand with a knife is going to start pouncing on him from out of nowhere in a very Psycho-esque fashion. Klaine oneshot, R&R!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Anything For You by iAmTheWallflower reviews
Kurt's really starting to wonder when, or if, anything is going to happen between him and Blaine. Because at this rate, he's not sure how long it'll be before he just jumps Blaine's bones.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Because I changed the oil by me and Mr. Jones reviews
Blaine studies for SAT's. Kurt finds something to do to occupy his time. m/m kisses. enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of Peacocks and Disco Sticks by T. A. Aberforth reviews
"At least Lady GaGa doesn't sing about wanting to see people's peacocks!" "Yeah, because wanting to take a ride on someone's disco stick is so much better!" -Fluffy One-Shot, Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Slow Motion Hallway by musicalsarelife reviews
The first time he and Blaine had run down the hallway, Kurt thought is was just him. A sort of cracky little one-shot that came to me late at night. Only some kissing.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Furt by Flabagash reviews
Basically, how Furt would have happened if Blaine wasn't MIA. Lots of fluff. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hey where's Kurt' by KlainexXxArygon reviews
Blaine asked as the junior burst through the door, not knowing an enraged Karofsky was on the other side.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Nothing is more romantic than chocolate by Nalasan reviews
Blaine never quite managed to grasp what the magic of Valentine's Day was about. But witnessing his favourite Warbler making sweets for Valentine's Day may change that... UPDATE: 2nd and final chapter!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
This Is What Happens When You Study Too Hard! by KlainexXxArygon reviews
The first time Blaine takes Kurt's clothes off, it's not how he expects it to be. KLAINE duh rated T just to be safe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Operation Klaine by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt and Blaine get sucked in by the infamous duo to go on a road trip through Ohio. Wes and David are heartset on getting the two boys together by the end of the journey. Let the chaos begin.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,363 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ten Points to Gryffindor by Shadow Dancer Girl reviews
When the students at Dalton introduce Kurt to a Harry Potter related game it makes Kurt start to wonder: Just what house is he in? Klaine one-shot. Harry Potter references.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Chocolate by HeartsHungBehind reviews
Challenge from Semper Fi Sweatshirt. Kurt just does not want to share his chocolate bar! crack, contains Klaine and Wavid slash. Rated M for some foul-mouthed Warblers
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Don't You Dare, Blaine Andrews by KlainexXxArygon reviews
BLAINE ANDREWS PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW! Klaine ONESHOT! Blaine thinks that Kurt should take a swim with him, but Kurt doesn't really agree...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Uncovery by lege et lacrima reviews
Being a Marauder can be terribly hazardous. Especially when Sirius Black dives under your duvet whilst you're naked. Remus/Sirius, rated for language and some sexytimes. Oh my! -Lacrima-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
You Belong With Me by musicalsarelife reviews
A fic based on "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift. While Blaine tries to give Kurt the space he needs, Kurt finds a boyfriend. Blaine is heartbroken but tries to do what's best for Kurt. Pretty AU by now. Rating for language and mentions of activity.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,309 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
First Night by thesoundofsunshine reviews
Kurt is overwhelmed with a bout of homesickness on his first night at Dalton. Pure KurtxBlaine Fluff.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Speed It Up for Me, Then Take It Real Slow by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine had no clue about Kurt's "Four Minutes" video, but he did know one thing: it was a million times better to see it in person. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
in want of by andhopeto reviews
Misunderstandings, disagreements, and Katy Perry vs. Lady Gaga. This wasn't exactly what Kurt had in mind for their weekend alone. Established-relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
12:00pm Eastern Time by AxBeautifulxDisaster reviews
It's winter break and Kurt has a Skype date.. erm.. session set up with Blaine. First Glee fic. One-Shot. Read and Review!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
In the Snow by rhymey reviews
Kurt takes a walk in the snow to clear his mind. His subconscious, however, seems to be focused on a certain person. Klaine, oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Those You've Known by rabbitheart444 reviews
Inspired by Those You've Known from Spring Awakening, Blaine arrives at Kurt's at a bad time. Established Klaine relationship. Mentions of Kurt's mom and there's a very small amount of cursing. Please read!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Cheer by NotSorry reviews
Blaine had a thing for cheerleaders.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt's First Valentine by KlainexXxArygon reviews
It's Valentine's Day tomorrow, and Kurt is seriously depressed. But someone else wants to give Kurt a Valentine's Day to remember...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Who's With Reid? by lastcrazyhorn reviews
So, WHO ended up rooming with Reid while they were in Alaska? Here are eight different scenarios of possible answers. Every Reid pairing, just because I wanted to see if I could do it. Re/H, Re/Ro, Re/P, Re/JJ, Re/Ga, Re/M, Re/Gi, Re/Elle, Threesome DP
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,184 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Puck the Curious One by kinneyddicted reviews
Puck happened upon a gay p*rn and suddenly wanting to try it. It just so happened there's Kurt. PWP. Don't read it if you don't dig it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Red by nightothers reviews
Kurt really likes red candy and a few choice people are just starting to notice.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Gives Me Courage by dapperyklutz reviews
Accidentally eavesdropping on Kurt and Mercedes talking through Skype, Blaine becomes inspired and does something for him, with the help of The Warblers, New Directions and Kurt's family. Sometimes, it takes courage to be your true self. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,800 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Caught in a Bad Bromance by klemonademouth reviews
In which Kurt hates Valentine's day, and Wes and David are horrified at his lack of bromantic knowledge. Also, the Warblers have an epic, masculine Valentine's Day Party . No spoilers for the V-day episode, cuz it's technically AU. KurtxBlaine. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Our first by EpicLover reviews
Oneshot. Morgan and Reid's first time. And mine ! Please R&R
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/7/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Through the fire by Kironomi reviews
"Baby you're a firework". Pre "A Very Glee Christmas". Kurt learns just how the Dalton boys are truly like.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kiss by NotSorry reviews
"I bet you're just too scared to join in on the fun. You're scared that you won't be able to beat my reign for the last two years." Hummels never backed down from a challenge.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Happy New Year Draco by shadowdweller25 reviews
Sideshot of And A Happy New Year! Fred and George have a surprise for Draco on New Years Day. But Draco too has a surprise for Fred and George. See how they celebrate the New Year. FW/DM/GW. Warning: Slash, M/M, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Draco M., George W., Fred W. - Complete
It's a Matter of Trust by Caseyrocksmore reviews
Kurt doesn't like being tickled. When their dorm overhears them yelling, people jump to conclusions and it becomes a huge misunderstanding. Est. Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Five Times Blaine Wanted to Kiss Kurt by Cap'NCupcake reviews
And the One Time He Got Enough Balls to Actually Do It.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,979 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Trapped by L'esprit reviews
In which Blaine and Kurt get stuck in an elevator, and Blaine was really just planning on playing a game. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Glasses are Sexy by Shadow Dancer Girl reviews
Kurt finds Blaine's glasses very sexy, and they just might be the last straw. Short one-shot that occurred from watching AVPM right after Glee
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Five Minutes Before the Bell by Eowyn Rain reviews
Blaine decides to confess something to Kurt, five minute before the bell.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
His Weakness by meganthegleek reviews
Blaine knew he had to tell Kurt at some point in his life, but he never expected it to be so soon; all he wanted was for Kurt to meet his family. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Worth Waiting For by shadesOfDarkness71 reviews
He's not sure what will happen when he makes his feelings know. What he does know is he needs to take that risk. Warning: Slash
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/13/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
A Whole New World by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Dalton is putting on the musical of Aladdin. Of course, for an all boy school, the story is a little different...Princess Jasmine becomes Prince Jasper, for one. Klaine. Disney friendly ; And I think you know who is playing Aladdin and "Jasper".
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blackout by AquilusNyx reviews
The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Protector by iolah reviews
The boys at Dalton had known Kurt had been bullied, they just hadn't known the extent of it until video-surfing through Jacob's blog. Kurt doesn't understand what the big deal is. Slight Klaine. In response to an angst!meme prompt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sleepovers, Sex, and Stolen Kisses by particularly good finder reviews
In which the boys plays Call of Duty, the girls talk too much, Wes gets more than he bargained for, and Blaine has a pretty terrible night.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Firsts by Mrs. Roonil Wazlib reviews
After the events of Never Been Kissed, Blaine teaches Kurt that Karofsky's assault doesn't have to count because firsts are what you make of them. But Blaine can't always be the knight in shining armor... Maybe he really just needs somebody to save him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not Yet by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Quick Klaine One-Shot. Blaine drops Kurt off at school, and makes a surprise appearance at Glee Club. Blaine/Kurt
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dalton Boys Do It Right by Sarahrose660 reviews
Wes and David decide to give Blaine some much needed advice on his love life, whether it's wanted or not...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Midnight Mettle by imperfectandchaotic reviews
Kurt wants to say more, to thank Blaine for the absurdity of the hour in which the elder boy's kindness wound around him like the faint smell of his mother's perfume. But 'Hey' is the only thing that comes out. Klaine - Complete.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Very Potter Reading by YaoiIsLove reviews
Glee cast reading wherein Darren and Chris can't stop quoting AVPM/AVPS and everyone is confused.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Normal by darkangel-silvermoon reviews
The smutty muse has come to visit. I'm not usually this perverse, I swear. What Keeps Morgan's gears turning...one smexy dude. Someone has an inkling,someone's clueless, and someones between a rock and Seriously HARD place. Summary smutter than story.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
First Real Kiss by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt felt like he had just had the air knocked out of him…was that Blaine's…boyfriend?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blaine Likes Dictionaries by helloclaude reviews
Blaine really likes dictionaries, because they give him lots of different ways of defining the word 'kiss.' Now if only he could make Kurt understand that...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Breaking Up Made Easy by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
Hermione/Remus - When Hermione's less-than-desirable boyfriend beats her to the break-up, she finds out the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else... Belated birthday gift for KaraSays
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Hogwart's Reaction to A Very Potter Sequel by yeboii reviews
The whole school joined in the Great Hall to watch A Very Potter Sequel, which we all know would result in hilarity. This is their reaction to it! Basically the title. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 155 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
15 questions by The HP and Twilight lover reviews
Moony would never have guessed what an innocent game of "20 questions" would lead to when the not so innocent, hormone-ruled Sirius Black pulled the triggers! RLSB slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Coming out by The HP and Twilight lover reviews
Sirius Black always was the impulsive, straightforward, determined and utterly unembarrassed type. One day he gets it into his head to proudly announce to the world that he is in fact shagging the most delicious werewolf ever. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Padfoot's Secret by nursedani reviews
Moony gets himself stuck in the bathroom with Sirius Black. Horrible horrible mistake. Marauders period. SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Talk by Renai-chan reviews
Remus decides that Sirius should give the boys The Talk. Mainly an attempt at humor; some romance if you squint :D SBRL, Slight HPDM. Slight AU. M for mature language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Horror Movies by ObsessiveDevil reviews
In which Sirius is scared of horror movies, and Remus gets a little flustered. RLSB slash. Gift Fic for MyChemicalRomance0666. Rated M to be safe, but it's not really that bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
100 Themes RemusxSirius by TheAmazingCellist reviews
Just 100 random themes I did for Sirius/Remus pairings. Does involve slight yaoi, and cursing, but not too much, easy to skip over if you want. Disclaimer: Characters are NOT mine! They belong to J.K Rowling in full!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Babbling Truth by LoveHGSS reviews
Part one of a two-shot. Remus/Hermione/Sirius threesome yumminess. More lemons than plot. Just a little slash, nothing graphic. Part one in time for Remus' birthday today 3/10 ! R&R! -Complete in two chapters!-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
As It Should Be by remuslives23 reviews
John Lupin had expected it, had been waiting for it ever since he caught Remus sneaking soiled sheets into the washing machine when he was thirteen and, at his wife's amused insistence, had sat him down for a halting talk about the birds and the bees.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Fool Me by Solas-Divided reviews
It wasn't right how well she knew them, and they were going to prove just how wrong it was! Threesome/moresome, Hermione/Fred/George, Anal, BDSM, Extreme Coarse Language, Lemons Extreme Smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Have You Ever by ansera reviews
A club, one too many drinks, and a game that Reid knew he shouldn't have even started playing. Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Unpaid Sitters by ansera reviews
Reid decides to babysit Henry. Morgan is dragged along. Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/3/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Not Exactly Girl Power by ansera reviews
Reid would do anything for a case - even dress up as a woman. Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,357 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/3/2009 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Attracting Angel Cheeks by ansera reviews
Reid decides to act on his feelings for Morgan. Garcia decides to help. Reid/Morgan.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,236 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/3/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
A Late Night Rendezvous by angelically-devilish reviews
2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 115 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Why Can't Life Have Ratings? by JKWhite reviews
James walks in on something he didn't expect. RS, RSJ, LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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Beanies, Booze and a Banana Bonanza reviews
Kurt Hummel has a problem, and that problem happens to be the horrendous crush he has on the otherwise perfect roommate. Just how long will it be until he cracks and confesses, and what does a banana bonanza have to do with anything? College AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Feather Duster Chronicles reviews
Harry has returned to Hogwarts for his final year, but now he's faced with two issues. Helping Andromeda raise his godson, and the getting-more-attractive-every-second Draco Malfoy. Can purple socks, year-wide sleepovers,and dinosaur underwear help?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,287 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Afraid reviews
Fred and George aged seven and a half -Merlin forbid you forget that half!- decide to play a game with their siblings. But what happens when they get trapped in a trunk? Rating due to very very minor adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
It's a tree Moony! reviews
Or the day Sirius successfully demolished the flat of one Remus Lupin. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I never got to tell her I was sorry reviews
Written for the 'First Sentence' challenge. Petunia never got to tell Lily she was sorry. But was is it she was sorry for?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kurt Hummel likes this reviews
Yep, another facebook fanfic, but they're so much fun to write! Rated only for very slight language and mild suggestiveness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
She was there reviews
Written for 'The Weird Challenge'. Remus sees a girl who he can't help but think about, and she teaches him to feel without uttering a word.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Remus L., Petunia D. - Complete
Playing The Game reviews
Lily Evans hates Mondays, so when a certain dark haired boy shows up during her summer break, she isn't happy. What happens when he suggests they play a game with the children she's babysitting, and her mother invites him to stay?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,971 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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