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Joined 05-02-09, id: 1921721, Profile Updated: 02-02-14
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

The name's Pie. Apple Pie.

This retired account is great for story recs in the fandoms of:

  • Harry Potter
  • LotR
  • Torchwood (currently, Tosh/Owen)
  • Twilight (werewolves, not vampires)
  • and a few more.

    Enjoy!!

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    Thirteen by Sirikit reviews
    Thirteen times Zacharias fancies Susan, but doesn't do anything about it, and one time he does.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Susan B., Zacharias S.
    Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
    A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
    Good Riddance by Bree Williams reviews
    101 one-shots in which we can all finally say "Good riddance" to jerkface Doria.
    Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Meggie F., Farid
    so goes spring by hyacinthian reviews
    settling back into the rhythm of things is the hardest part. post series.
    Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,477 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
    AN ACCIDENTAL INTERCEPTION OF FATE by Minisinoo reviews
    When Harry Met Sally, mutant style. Prequel novel depicts early years at Xavier's, college-Scott, rise of the X-Men, why he and Jean fell in love, & the breakdown of a telepath when her powers explode catastrophically. No knowledge of X-Men needed.
    X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 220,810 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Cyclops, Jean G. - Complete
    If Twilight Was a Bit More Honest by North American Scum reviews
    This is a slight reworking of the first book of the "Twilight Saga" without all the purple prose, sickening Edward worship, and general bullcrap.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
    But Inside I'm Screaming by epicinsanity101 reviews
    Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
    For These Ones by HM Grayson reviews
    Helping Jacob and Leah get together was supposed to be the end of Embry’s involvement. He has his own life. Sort of. But being a pack means that the problems of one are the problems of all...and there seems to be a lot of problems. Blackwater, Embry's POV
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,094 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
    Off Into the Sunset by Lady Altair reviews
    If there were such things as endings, so few would be happy.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
    She Hates Me by HM Grayson reviews
    Nessie always knew Leah didn't like her, even when everyone else pretended it wasn't true. It just took her much longer than she thought it did to figure out why.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 184,694 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah - Complete
    Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
    Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
    The Desk by opalish reviews
    Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 115 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
    Wilderness Experience by ridesandruns reviews
    Scott's enthusiastic about camping. No one else is.
    X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Cyclops, Angel - Complete
    Harry Potter and the Overdone Plotline by ellemennop reviews
    American exchange students. Truth or dare. Sudden personality changes. Outrageous lemons. Author insertion. Two-dimensional OCs. Slash. Funfetti. A complete disregard for everything canon. All the Marauder cliches, plus as dash of insanity.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
    tumbling through the looking glass by hyacinthian reviews
    The Others come on a Monday. ToshOwen AU.
    Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H. - Complete
    The Star Quilt by Minisinoo reviews
    COWBOYS & INDIANS sequel. In the wake of their road-trip to Texas, Leah and Jasper have formed a nascent family -- but where does that leave Alice? And after all that's happened to Leah, can she still hope for even an approximation of normal life?
    Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,727 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Alice, Leah - Complete
    His Better Half by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
    She's at the funeral. She's at the shop. And somehow, George just can't seem to stop himself from falling in love with her. Crap. George and Angelina... and the memory of Fred always in the background.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/5/2009 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
    Splash by IronicNarwhal reviews
    Maureen and Joanne go swimming. AU teen fic.
    RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Maureen J., Joanne J. - Complete
    Hidden In Plain Sight by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
    You can take Sirius out of the Blacks, but you can’t always take the Black out of Sirius. All four of them can see that, because none of them are blind. MWPP drabble.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
    Sherlock Holmes and the Singing Sausage by Pimpernel Princess reviews
    A most extraordinary case. Crack!fic brought on by the end of finals week. Highly anachronistic Holmes humor. AU AND OOC!
    Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
    to be young by Lady Altair reviews
    Because even when there's a war, even when the sky is falling and you're so much older than you are, you still find the time.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Neville L., Ginny W. - Complete
    Beyond the Mountain Passes by Thundera Tiger reviews
    When a certain elf and dwarf first agreed to join the Fellowship, they only promised to go as far as the mountain passes. At what point did they decide to keep going? Perhaps more importantly, why? A Lothlórien gapfiller featuring Gimli and Legolas.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
    Embers by Evergreene reviews
    Legolas is of the opinion that a certain ranger is taking far too long to start a simple campfire.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
    Cowboys & Indians by Minisinoo reviews
    Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,891 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
    Free If You Dare by Lady Altair reviews
    She really is freedom and flash and dangerous reckless youth, and he loves her down to the tread on her tires. Sirius Black dares.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sirius B., Rubeus H. - Complete
    The Prophet Interviews Lucius Malfoy by obsessmuch reviews
    During his stay in Azkaban, Lucius Malfoy was interviewed by a hapless reporter from the Daily Prophet.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Lucius M., OC - Complete
    FINDING HIMSELF by Minisinoo reviews
    The-Boy-Who-Almost-Died has to figure out what it means that he didn't. Harry's tumultuous 5th year at Hogwarts is Cedric's 7th and final. Bound together by shared trauma, both boys fall under Ministry suspicion ... Who is Cedric Diggory? Cedric!Lives AU
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 350,952 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
    Open the Box by HM Grayson reviews
    Embry doesn’t know who his father is. Or how Leah really feels about Jacob, at least that’s what he tells himself. Jacob says there are some things better left unknown. Embry might just have to disagree.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,065 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Embry, Leah - Complete
    A Gift Freely Given by Lady Altair reviews
    The world remembers a martyr, a painted icon with a golden halo. Lily Potter wasn’t that.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
    I'm Lost and I'm Found by HM Grayson reviews
    After the battle that never was, Leah has every reason in the world to storm off and never see Jacob again. So what if she's his beta now...no one even knows what that means. Too bad he's going to make them figure it out.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,101 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
    I Howl and I Whine by HM Grayson reviews
    Leah Clearwater has enough problems without feeling guilty for running Jacob out of town. Helping him is definitely going to be unpleasant and uncomfortable. But if Leah can manage it, she just might be able to help herself. Post-Eclipse.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
    ever happily after, but jumbled in the middle by hyacinthian reviews
    The time in between, he realizes things. ToshOwen
    Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
    Gwin's Mildly Entertaining Version of Events by Duckweed reviews
    Ever wondered what our favorite little marten thinks of life, the universe, and the PLOT? Then this is the story for you...
    Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,334 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 11/6/2005
    Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
    After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 161 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
    Well, Maybe Just Tonight by hyacinthian reviews
    Loving people that fall through rifts in time and space is always a bad idea. Talking about it while drunk? Eh, maybe a little worse. ToshOwen.
    Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
    My Order of the Phoenix Parody by MuffinPuppet reviews
    I was doing homework, but I got distracted and accidentally wrote a parody of OotP--okay, it was just an excuse to watch it again. If you like spoofs that shamelessly rip on the material and people that bring us such joy, R&R. Or check out my GoF one.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
    I Ask Only This by Lady Altair reviews
    My little dove,' she croons to her baby, 'it can be repaired.' Barty Crouch's mother picks up the pieces.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Barty C. Jr., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
    je regrette rien by Lady Altair reviews
    Seven times Peter Pettigrew's conscience nearly caught up with him.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Peter P. - Complete
    Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
    "Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 4,852 - Follows: 384 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
    Mothers by Winterlude reviews
    A series of oneshots focused on mothers in HP. Among them there are Molly, Lily, Dora, Mrs. Creevey, Mrs. Diggory, Mrs. Granger, Ginny and others. COMPLETE! Translated into French and Spanish. Go check the translations among my favourite stories!
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,177 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
    To Loathe the Twilight Moon by Lady Altair reviews
    Nineteen years before Lily Potter died to save her son, Silvia Lupin tried. The short and tragic human life of Remus John Lupin, 1960 1962. Oneshot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
    During a journey in the dark by Thundera Tiger reviews
    Join our favorite Fellowship heroes as they continue the journey of missing scenes and missing thoughts in Moria. Sequel to the story While the Ring went south... Chapter 6: The Fellowship jumps holes, casts stones, and herds cats.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,105 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/16/2003
    Paved With Good Intentions by shewhoguards reviews
    What do you do when you find a baby with your morning milk?
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
    Things That Go Bump In The Night by shewhoguards reviews
    First take one ghoul. Stun it, and stuff it into pyjamas before it has time to struggle. Add red hair. Cover the final product liberally in large painful boils. What you produce using this method should be a perfect replica for a Weasley with spattergroit
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Molly W., Arthur W.
    One Last Lullaby by Lady Altair reviews
    Andromeda sings one last lullaby to her daughter. DH spoilers.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
    Letters to Granny by Anidori-Kiladra reviews
    AU. This series of letters detail the life of Sméagol after the events of Return of the King as he struggles with his multiple personalities and attempts to find happiness in Mount Doom by marrying an orc and opening a Bed and Breakfast.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Smeagol, Gollum - Complete
    The Story of the Thump Thump by Opal of Hope reviews
    Ever wonder what Davy Jones' Thump Thump thought about his adventure through PotC2? Feelings, rejection, heartache? His diary tells all! Read and Review! Inspired by the line, 'Where is the Thump Thump' by Jack
    Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 12/18/2006
    A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
    Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
    Essay: “The problem with pointing blame” by Gecco reviews
    An essay about throwing 'blame' around when it comes to Thranduil and the Dwarves of 'The Hobbit.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
    Into the Frying Pan by Evergreene reviews
    It is Aragorn's turn to cook for the fellowship, much to a certain elf's consternation.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
    A Nights Musing by Gecco reviews
    After Helm's Deep and Legolas finally excepts his feelings for a certain Dwarf.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,692 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
    Of Fire and Stars by Gecco reviews
    A Gimli centric story. Ever wonder what Gimli was doing during the 'Hobbit'?
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 251,486 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Gimli
    Hermione Granger and the Sixth Year Makeover by Crossbow reviews
    Tired of the usual Hermione Makeover stories and looking for something new? This isn't it.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
    Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire by bryn bnw reviews
    Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,110 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002
    While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
    What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
    The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
    The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3109 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
    Of Teletubbies and Mutants on Saturday Mornings by Minisinoo reviews
    Cyclops -- on true love, prejudice and big multicolored British imports. '80 proof dry irony warning.
    X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Published: 10/10/2001 - Cyclops, Jean G. - Complete
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    The Final Battle reviews
    Daring, insults, dying, and all that jazz. The final battle between Harry and Voldemort in all its glory.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
    Emerald Orbs Meet Hazel Eyeballs in Blazing Love reviews
    Lily/James fics annoy me sometimes, y'know? You do? Sis-ters!
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.