hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 05-02-09, id: 1921777, Profile Updated: 06-22-17
Author has written 33 stories for Twilight, Kick-Ass, Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose, Batman, Carrie, Empowered, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and Pokémon.

Okay, finally got around to actually putting up a profile. I’ll probably keep this sweet and to the point though. You can call me Marx or Mark, whichever you prefer. I am a guy(some people are surprised by this because of the Twilight stories), and as you’ve probably noticed if you’ve looked into my stories, most are sexual in nature. Why? Cause I’m a pervy mofo. A pervy mofo who married someone just as pervy and together we tend to come up with pervy ideas, and try to have some fun with it. One of the compliments I tend to get is that I tend to mix funny into my sexy. I think I’m rather strong in my dialogue as well, but as with all writing that’s up to your own personal taste, same with whether my sense of humor is your thing.

As I say in virtually every story, I welcome comments both positive and negative. I only ask that if it’s negative, you give specifics of what it is you don’t like. Either I’ll agree with you or I won’t. No big, either way. It’d also be cool if you signed in so I can reply. Guarantee I won’t bite your head off or anything, I’m a pretty mellow person. I’m personally a big fan of criticism. Helps to make me a better writer.

Speaking of input, I feel I should say you can give me all the input you like for story ideas/pairings/extending one shots/etc., but that by no means, means that I will do them. Look at the list of ideas down there. Lot on my plate, but then again, you never know. People have asked me multiple times to continue on with ‘Wakey Wakey’ after the second chapter and I always said it was unlikely, but when asked, I was suddenly inspired by the idea, and it’s officially an ongoing story. *shrugs* As I said, ya never know.

And finally, the most obvious thing you’ll notice about my writing is that it can take me awhile update sometimes. This is especially true in Opposites Attract. Honestly, I’m just…really busy. As in functioning on 4 hours of sleep a day at points, busy. When I’m that busy, writing’s just not a priority. And I can get distracted by all the ideas in my head as you can see below, there are a lot of them. However, the ideas won’t get out of my head so no matter how long it takes, I will finish them. The time it takes just means it’ll be more planned when I can do it.

Below’s a list of most of the ideas I have. Unless I’ve already started it, those are all working titles, and ideas. They might change, slightly or dramatically by the time I actually get around to writing them. If it’s in the ‘Stories I’m writing’ section, that means that if it’s not currently posted, there’s at the very least a partially written Word file on my desktop.

Stories I’m writing


Carrie Extended Ending:

Opposites Attract:
Wakey Wakey:

The Harley Experiment:

Hex-y Tales:

Story Ideas

Twilogic: A retelling of Twilight if the characters actually acted and reacted logically.
(Jacob/Angela): Jacob meets Angela before Bella moves to Forks.
(Jacob/Jessica): It’s amazing what Jacob will do to stop Jessica from talking so much.
(Jacob/Esme): Yeah, this one’s totally an experiment, I’m just seeing if this even works.
The Game(Jacob/Rosalie): Jacob plays a sexy but dangerous game with Rosalie.
It’s Time(Cullens): Bella participates in game the Cullen couples have apparently been playing for years.
Mike’s Chance Sequel: This story fills in some of the gaps between ‘Mike’s Chance’ and ‘Opposites Attract’, focusing on Mike and Tanya’s relationship.

Hit Girl Unleashed: What if Hit Girl had left the cops to save Dave at the funeral in KA2(comic-verse).
Dave’s Corruption: What if Kick Ass wasn’t so surprised/repulsed by killing and embraced it from the beginning(movie-verse).
Kick Ass 3: My take on what the third movie sequel will be.
Kick Azz: Mindy makes Dave watch a porn parody of Kick Ass…yes, this actually exists, and it’s awesomely horrible.
Kick Ass 2.5(Hit Girl/Dulce): Set after the end of the Kick Ass 2 movie. While Mindy's on the run, she runs into one of her old classmates.
Last Straw: (Set in 'Only Her' reality) Mindy teased Dave one time too many, and he snaps.
Oh...Crap...: Hit Girl goes a little overboard when Chris pushes her too far and is forced to pay the price.

(Sookie/Eric): Honestly, this one will just be me feeling out the characters before I start writing the following two stories.
Crazy Sookie: A ‘what if’ based on the book if Sookie hadn’t recovered from the fairy torture as well.
Alternate Ending: I haven’t gotten to it yet, but my wife says the last book is horrible so we’ll probably be rewriting it.

Power Rangers MAX: A more realistic telling of Power Rangers, if the villains were more competent and the rangers could actually be seriously injured or die.
Ransik’s Story: Pretty much self explanatory. Power Rangers: Time Force from evil Ransik’s point of view.
(Z/?): Won’t lie. This one might not happen. It just blows my mind that of all the smut with Z(Power Rangers: SPD) that no one uses the fact that she can make seemingly infinite copies of herself. Seemed like a no brainer to me. Of course, if someone’s already done it by the time I get around to this one, well…
Miratrix’s Revenge: I like Miratrix. I thought the way things ended for her was kinda lame, so I’ll continue it.

(Harry/Luna): Most likely set around ‘Half Blood Prince’. Just like that pairing, really.
Alternate Ending: Probably a joint project with me and my wife with how we’d have ended the book series.

Embrace the Darkness: Shredder takes on Raphael as an apprentice
The Line Between Vengeance and Justice: Michelangelo's brothers are dead. It's up to him to avenge them and save Splinter.
(TMNT/Kick Ass Crossover): Don’t have a plot for this one yet, but Casey Jones/Hit Girl, believe it. Most likely will be based on the current animated version.

The Taming of Wonder Girl: A kind of homage to the first sex story I remember reading, ‘The Taming of Wonder Woman’, only with Wonder Girl and Harm. Might change by the time I get around to it. (comic-verse)
(Superboy/Knockout): I always figured those two got it on at some point…so yeah…(comic-verse)
(Superboy/Cassandra Cain): Everyone has couples they like which aren’t meant to be, this is one of mine. (comic-verse)
The Dark Knight Legacy: A sequel to ‘Dark Knight Rises’ focusing on Robin trying to follow in Batman’s footsteps.

(Captain America/Black Widow): I'm pretty darn sure they got it on at some point in Winter Soldier...

(Thugboy/Empowered/Ninjette): Sequel to "It Doesn't Count"

Finally(Harem/Ku): All Hell breaks loose when Miya's convinced to drop the 'no indecency' rule on the house.
What's 1 More?(Minato/Miya): Minato gets another Sekirei when he accidentally wings Miya.

Just Say No(Harem): Naru finds out just how bad Keitaro's inability to say no to a friend is.
What If(Harem): Basically a series of one shots of how Keitaro could have ended up with each tenant if circumstances were different.

Frozen Rewritten: Basically my version of the plot of Frozen.
Bring on the Ice(Elsa/Olaf): Not Elsa and Olaf together...Olaf's mainly there for humor value while a new use for her ice powers. I'm sure you can figure it out, if you've read most of my stories.

Twisting The Code: Vanellope gets bored of being stuck at the same age, and decides to alter the code.

The Last Day: Set 5-8 years after the end of the movie, dealing with how Abby handles the way Owen adapts to being her caretaker. (American remake)

Finding Ender: Set after the end of the movie, Petra sets out to find Ender.

Captain Planet MAX: As the bad guys get smarter and more vicious, Gaia is forced to pick a new team of Planeteers just as horrible.

LISTEN TO ME, GIRLS. I AM YOUR FATHER!(Papa no Iukoto o Kikinasai!)
Experiment Time: Yuuta is able to convince Raika to do some particularly perverted experiments.

The Script(Bowser/Princess Peach): Peach finds out a secret or two about Bowser that will lead to her eventual corruption.

(Katniss/Peeta): This would be set after the 3rd book, because I like dealing with crazy people. Would probably be similar to Damaged(Kick Ass) only to a different audience.





(Dai Shi/Camille):

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 267 - Words: 327,540 - Reviews: 8698 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 2/4/2021 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
The Skeleton Man Chronicles by Alexander Collins reviews
Jon Webb, The Skeleton Man, is about to begin a new chapter in his life. One of adventure, magick, danger , and love... This is an extension of the fanfic "Hex-Y" Tales from the page of Marx810.
Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,604 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/31/2020 - Published: 5/27/2015 - Tarot, Raven Hex, Jon Webb, Mother
What's Behind Door Number 4? by Mecha74 reviews
Carrie White has survived, and finds herself cornered by agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. But things do not go as she expects them to. Based on the new 2013 Carrie movie. Story crosses over into ALL Marvel movies, not just Marvel Studios films. Be warned, there are spoilers for...well everything. LOL Now rated T for language and violence.
Crossover - Carrie & Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,784 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Complete
Free by Makokam reviews
Six years after Times Square, Mindy is released, free and clear, and is ready to start over. It's a lot harder than she expected. -Based solely on the comics-
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/1/2013 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] - Complete
Ripples on the Pond by emblasochist reviews
A new take on the Burn Up Blade Arc. Tsuruko defeats Motoko in the Hinata Springs, and is forced to marry Keitaro. The duo over time develop a loving marriage, assuming they can work through the problems they are thrown.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,193 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Motoko A., Keitaro U.
Jacob is a Sweater by Isolarbell reviews
Jacob takes Bella into the forest to show her a surprise, one that she won't expect. Seth appears, Edward is mean and Jacob is a sweater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Love Hina: A Waking Dream by Chaos Poet reviews
I am sorry for such a long wait. The plot is still the same as before, I'm just 100% happy with the way things are turning out this time. Hope you enjoy. Drop me a review when you finish please!
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,989 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Keitaro U., Mitsune K.
Leaving Hinata by Tezza1502 reviews
Welcome to the dark side of Love Hina. We have cookies!
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,080 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Keitaro U.
Love Hina: Days of Their Lives by Valendred reviews
Keitaro and "friends" go about their daily lives, but Keitaro finally mans up. He doesn't let Naru and Motoko have their ways with him anymore. Slight OoC, KeitaroxKanako Rating Changed to M!
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Keitaro U., Kanako U.
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

New Lessons Learned reviews
After Misty's sisters reveal her true feelings to Ash, they're both forced to have a conversation long in the making involving both their feelings and their sexuality. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/14/2019 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] - Complete
Kick-Ass Harem reviews
Trip Like I Do AU. Dave finds himself in a variety of interesting situations. You read the title. You know what you're in for. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,792 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/19/2019 - Published: 3/12/2019 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl, OC]
Her Gaze reviews
Dave's life is pretty good. He's a superhero. He's got a great girlfriend. He's got good grades. His best friend, who is the deadliest superhero he knows makes him incredibly uncomfortable when the two of them are alone... Wait... That last one might be a problem... Rated M for language and sexual content.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,497 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/9/2019 - Published: 3/2/2019 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl, Katie D.]
Hex-y Tales reviews
This will be a series of short stories starting around the Dark Spiral Saga, starting with issue 80, mostly featuring Raven Hex though there will be some exceptions. I'd guess this would technically be an AU as it follows after the events in 'Hex-citement' and is more or less a sequel of that story. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,838 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/18/2018 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Raven Hex, Jon Webb, Tarot, Boo Cat
Humor Me reviews
Gut Feeling AU Just a one-shot of if things had gone a little darker with Dave and Hailey and how Dave is forced to deal with the situation. Rated M for dark themes and language.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, OC - Complete
How To Deal With Bullies 101 reviews
"Necessary Evil" AU. Just when the children of Kick Ass and Hit Girl think they might have gotten a hold on blending in in High School, they have to deal with a bully in a non death kind of way. But if they're anything, it's imaginative. Rated M for language and possible sexual content if I keep going with it.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,910 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 7/17/2017
Broken reviews
The Joker's abuse has finally pushed Harley to the brink of her already faulting sanity, forcing her to truly re-evaluate her relationship with the clown prince. Will she give into his most recent whims or will she have to face the realization that maybe not everyone can be saved? Rated M for language and violent content.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, The Joker
The Harley Experiment reviews
Batman develops an alternative kind of treatment and decides to use it to try and rehabilitate Harley Quinn. Though how well the therapy will take, or if it will be successful at all is up to Batman's ability to deal with Harley's insanity as well as her connection to the Joker. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,863 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 10/30/2017 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn
Trip Like I Do reviews
This story is an extension of Makokam's "Toxic" and will more or less, begin and end within the confines of that story. That said: Mindy's had enough of being 'normal' and decides to run away from home and live as she previously did. Only...she doesn't want to run away alone. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,612 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Taking One for The Team reviews
Dave comes to the safehouse frustrated from a recent argument with Kate and Mindy, the great friend that she is, does everything in her power to calm him down. One-shot. Rated M for sexual content.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/19/2017 - [Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass] - Complete
Gut Feeling reviews
Set a year after the end of the Kick Ass 2, Dave ends up meeting a girl who vaguely reminds him of Mindy. But is this a good thing or will it only lead the hero to more tragedy? Rated M for language and sexual content.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 1/31/2017 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, OC] - Complete
A Whole New World reviews
Mindy wakes up next to Dave one night and is stricken with an epiphany about their relationship, acting on it as only Hit Girl would. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/28/2016 - [Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass] - Complete
Opposites Attract reviews
Set 10 years after Breaking Dawn. After a particularly intense argument, Bella and Rosalie come upon a realization that will have a rippling effect throughout the family. Rated M for Femslash/Uri and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,673 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Bella, Rosalie
Secrets in the Snow reviews
When their band practice is interrupted, Marshall Lee tells Fionna and Cake a story about his past with the Ice Queen.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2016 - Marshall Lee, Fionna, Cake, Ice Queen - Complete
It Doesn't Count reviews
Thugboy and Ninjette have always had a certain level of sexual tension between them. But when Ninjette is feeling particularly vulnerable and the situation...lines up...just the right way, will the two reformed villains be able to stop themselves from making a mistake that neither could come back from? Rated M for language and sexual content.
Empowered - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2016 - Complete
Extreme Training reviews
Worried about what the villains might try to do to her, Mindy convinces Dave to give her some very specific training. Rated M for language, rape, and sexual content.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Complete
Girl Talk reviews
Carrie returns from the 'dead' and has a thing or two she feels she needs to say to Sue Snell. Alone. One Shot. Rated M for language.
Carrie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Complete
Damaged reviews
Set 8 years after the events of Kick Ass 2, Mindy finds herself reunited with Dave. After such a long time, they've grown quite different from who they once were in a variety of ways. How will this change their relationship? Rated M for language and sexual content.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,756 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass
Necessary Evil reviews
When superheroes have children they have to face the likelihood that those children will be a target. As Kick Ass and Hit Girl face a race against time, they contemplate the choices they made and the consequences they now have to live with. Rated M for language and violent content.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Possession reviews
This story is an alternate version of Precocious Crush, chapter 180, if Mindy had been more...aggressive in her attempt on Dave. Rated M for language, sexual content, and rape.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
Hex-citment reviews
A Tarot: Witch of The Black Rose fanfic. Jon intends to celebrate Beltane with Tarot but ends up spending the night with Raven Hex instead. As she continues to toy with him, which one will snap first? Rated M for sexual content.
Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Raven Hex, Jon Webb - Complete
Supersitter reviews
Mindy comes down with a bug, and much to her dismay she's left with a babysitter. None other than her 'sidekick', Dave. Will he survive trying to babysit the most deadly 11 year old in the world? Tune in to see. Rated M for language.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Doing Something Stupid reviews
What happens when Jacob and Emmett are bored and left to their own devices together? You guessed it, really dumb decisions. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Alice, Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Three's Not Always a Crowd reviews
Edward, Bella, and Jacob attempt to have a threesome...if Edward and Jacob can stop arguing over the specifics. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and adult themes. Epic 4th wall breakage with nods to my other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Wakey Wakey reviews
Alice tries to get some relief from her headache and ends up getting 'relieved' in a completely different sense. Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,071 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Alice, Jacob - Complete
The Moment reviews
This story's set in New Moon. What if Jacob and Bella had simply...ignored the phone? I know if I was about to kiss someone I'd have ignored the phone. It's called voicemail for a reason, people. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Lizzie Power Activate reviews
Breaking Dawn Spoilers. What could have possibly happened if Jacob had actually taken Lizzie for a ride instead of going back to the house? Find out inside! Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Easily Distracted reviews
Vampire Bella goes to visit Jake in La Push and after a race ends up getting 'distracted'. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
All on the Way to La Push reviews
Seeing that all the other Cullens are preoccupied, Renesmee and Jacob are left to their devices and decide to go to La Push. Most likely not what you're expecting. Set after Breaking Dawn. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Alice and Hatter's Teatime reviews
Alice gets an Alice in Wonderland costume as well as a Hatter one for Jasper and the two have a little role play session. Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Mike's Chance reviews
Mike doesn't always have to be the chump. Unable to take his status anymore, Mike gets help from an unexpected source and is finally able to be genuinely noticed by a great cost. Will have Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,539 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Random Fluff reviews
Jacob buys Bella a popsicle and hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Hot Fluff reviews
Bella has a cold and whose there to help her get better? None other than Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete