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Camp Archstone: Facility for Troubled Youth by Dani Navy reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
La Vie en Noire by lepetiterose reviews
Edward's mistake in leaving Bella lands him straight into the heart of a girl who's being eaten alive by her own demons. It's a game of choices, and after they're made, nothing will ever be the same. OC, AU, Dark Themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 108,499 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward
Ever After You by kissables333 reviews
Before Bella, there was Jane. OOC, unintentionally, and a skewing of facts to fit the story, but only a little.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Jane
The Vampire and the Socialite by Vamp-by-Night reviews
Previously: Material Girl. Blair Waldorf's been banished…to Forks! A certain sparkly vampire better watch out, diamonds ARE a girl's best friend. Blr/E. Twi-verse. No Bella.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,318 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Blair, OC - Complete
Pensive Reflection by starlit skyes reviews
I felt like the old Rosalie Hale – the weak, shallow, vulnerable Rosalie Hale. I stood in front of the mirror, looking lovely, alone...I thought of Edward, lying by his new love, and I smiled into the mirror. Then the smile faded – my pretense faded away.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Rosalie, Edward
Iris by mystripedskirt reviews
They finally make their way to the place they were always meant to be. Edward/Blair
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Blair, Edward - Complete
A Million Love Songs Later by OhhWow reviews
Future Fic. 8 years have passed Chuck and Blair have moved on with their lives. Things are different now but with Chuck still hung up on Blair can he ever win her back? Or is he just fighting a losing battle?
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,613 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
For Their Greater Good by keelhaulrose reviews
After leaving Bella Edward heads to England on strange advice from Alice. There he finds a great battle, and a new vampire, Hermione, who might be able to make him feel whole again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 145,254 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Fall by mystripedskirt reviews
Blair is visiting Nate at the annual Yale v. Dartmouth game in Hanover when her breath catches slightly at the sight of the most beautiful person she has ever seen. Edward/Blair
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Blair, Edward - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2811 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Let's Talk About Sex by Dreamstallion33 reviews
Takes place during Edward's bachelor party. Fluff and mild-sexual references. Edward's PoV. ONESHOT! R&R “Really Edward, some people think eternal damnation and marriage are synonymous.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Five Times Edward & Rosalie Almost Kissed by wrecking reviews
Gathered moments where they just almost kissed, leading up to the one time they finally did. Edward/Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
The Lullaby by Greekchic reviews
Edward left Bella years ago. Now, six years later, he finds her again, and finds that she lives a life without him. A life that doesn't even involve him. Oneshot. Winner of Twilighters United 'The Lion Award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Schooled in the Art of Complaining by middle class gangster reviews
My opinion of my school.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2002
Going wrong reviews
Rosalie Hale knew that somehow somewhere she and Edward had gone wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Rosalie, Edward