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Joined 05-02-09, id: 1921935, Profile Updated: 02-01-12
Author has written 7 stories for Detective Conan/Case Closed, Yu-Gi-Oh, Misc. Comics, and Portal.

News about actual Fanfiction: Look at that! I actually have a Portal 2 story up! Sssssort of! Okay, it's only kind of a story, but I'm sure I'll churn one out for my other classes eventually and smush them all into a compilation of some sort.

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My brain is separated into the distinct categories of video games, books (including comics), internet, music, and Dungeons and Dragons. School is supposed to be floating around in there somewhere; if it it were a pie graph, then school would be the lines in between the categories, how about that?

Here are a few rants I've saved up on a few of the subjects that are currently at the forefront of my brain. Tune in about five minutes later, and I'm sure you'll see me yelling about nyan-cat or something. I'm just in a bit of a bad mood today, which I'm trying very hard to channel into a good mood. If you'd care to help, send me a PM about... Uh... Yu-gi-oh, Pokemon, pirates, I dunno, something!


I've been playing a lot of Portal 2 recently (SO FUN), and of course I had to check out the fanfiction thereof. Mostly, I've been lurking about searching for some cute Wheatley stories, and I have yet to be truly disappointed. Keep writing, mates!

My favorite Human!Wheatley story on is Blue Sky, which should be in my fav box. I like it particularly because it's not really a... traditional humanized-character story, if there is such a thing, and because it started out well and seems only to be getting better. Oh, also it has good grammar. And good characterizations. And good OCs. And- OH JUST READ IT.


I know I did a rant on this somewhere, but I feel like having another one, so you're just going to sit here and listen to it. Or scroll down and look at my stories, either one is fine. :3 Change Guy is a martial arts manga that I stumbled upon a while ago, and have only just gotten around to revisiting. Why now? Why not! Well, I guess there are a couple reasons... I go back and forth on this particular variety of Shounen, which I believe has a name that translates roughly to "Teenage boys beating each other up and being sexist."

But you know what?

I can put up with the sexism, and here's why.

1. Ssssmexy shirtless guys! EVERYWHERE! No, seriously, not a chapter goes by without one of the dudes ripping- LITERALLY RIPPING- his shirt off. There had to be some girls present in the making of this comic, why else would there be so much fanservice? 2/5 of them also have sweet hair to go with their sweet abs/probably more muscles than are actually in a human arm, both of which are usually displayed simultaneously. Mmmm.

2. There's a special place in my heart for body-swap stories, not gonna lie. I'm not entirely sure what the reasoning is behind it, but it is there, and it is glorious.

3. The fight scenes are exponentially more awesome and hilarious if I play the Pokemon battle theme while I'm reading them. This was more funny when I first thought of it, but still makes me smile.

4. Soo-choi is such a cute little jerk. I can't help but enjoy mouthy-yet-awesome protagonists, having written a few myself. Yes, I do write my own characters. No, you can't touch them.

I consider my literary choices to be like food. Watchmen is a good steak dinner, high adventure in a social commentary compote, with a garnish of romance and a healthy side of exploding squids/other action-packed hijinks. Almost anything by Rick Riordan is bound to be a hamburger with a side of fries: tasty and satisfying without being anything that will keep me up thinking about it. Phantom of the Opera(yes, the book) and perhaps Nightwatch are more like brussels sprouts, a dish that not everyone will like, but that I think has a dark, rich flavor and a curious aftertaste. This brings me to...

5. Change Guy is my junk food. My potato chips. They're salty, they're addictive, they leave your fingers all sticky and oily, and they're not in the least good for you, but * if they don't taste good.

Dungeons and Dragons (2nd Campaign)

Since I was the Dungeonmaster last time, this is the first campaign where I have a proper character, and it is SO MUCH FUN! His name is Chasm Jaggedfin, a were-shark barbarian.


You heard me right.

I am a 300 pound muscle-bound shark dude.

Who kills people with an axe.

This makes for much hilarity when I have to role-play him as my dinky, high-voiced, five-foot-three self.

Chasm is alternatively totally useless, and some kind of supernatural axe-carrying wrecking ball. Somehow, I always end up being the one person stuck at the back of the room while everyone else is dying, and they're all "D00D, save us, ur teh tank!" and I'm like "Guys, just because I don't have crazy ninja teleportation powers like y'alls doesn't mean you have to yell at me for it..." And then sometimes, (WARNING: TECHNO-BABBLE IMMINENT) when I'm right in the middle of the crowd, and I toss off both of my rages at once, I do something amazing. "Ooh, and this power lets me take another basic attack as a free action after killing a guy! How many free attacks does that make it, now? Threeeeeee? What's that? I killed another guy with those attacks? Wheeee, I will slaughter everyone! Rainbows and sunshine for all!" Srsly, I deal a minimum of 19 damage with a successful hit, and that's if I roll a 1 with my d12 axe.


Sorry, I'm done being a nerd now.

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Nuzlocke: Emerald by Korvel reviews
Nuzlocke: Sent on a quest by Mew, Emerald is on his way! Picture by Dragounette on deviantart. Not the same Emerald from the comics! -canceled due to loss of data.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,184 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Torchic/Achamo
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 3,920 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
A Lost Love by ingthing reviews
A fanfiction about Black Jack's Lost Love, Kisaragi Kei. MANGA BASED. ON HAITUS- sorry -.-"
Black Jack/ブラックジャック - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/16/2009
Re: Your Brains by wafflestories reviews
In which Aperture Laboratories has a small pharmaceutical contamination problem, and Wheatley has the worst job interview in history. Short and dirty -and slightly silly- one-shot zombies!AU.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
The Dumbest Moron Who Ever Lived by irishluff reviews
The first fully sentient Artificial Intelligence has been created within the halls of Aperture. Now they just need to stop her from killing everyone. Desperate, they come together and build the only thing that might help: a moron.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Wheatley
I hope this isn’t a dream! by gaarafangirl91 reviews
Two friends on their way to a local tournament find themselves inexplicably in the Yu-Gi-Oh universe. How will they react to the changes in the plot, and how will the characters react to them? Contains humor inspired by Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,962 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Two penpals from opposite sides of the world are thrown into Narnia with a mission from Aslan: To teach the Pevensies how to be young again. Set in Prince Caspian. Please Read and Review. :D
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,454 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010
From Pole to Pole by Qoheleth reviews
Missing-chapter story for "Voyage of the Dawn Treader". Who says there's nothing exciting about having a round world?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Eustace Scrubb, Reepicheep, Caspian X - Complete
Harry Potter Abridged, With Commentary by Anonymius reviews
All seven Harry Potter installments to be shortened and incidentally to be humoured as well. What is meant by 'Commentary' Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,990 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
Love Game by KireiHana1997 reviews
Yugi volunteers himself and his friends to help with cleaning up Domino Park, but things don't go quite as planned. An entry for season 8 of the YuGiOh! Fanfiction Contest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Anzu M./Tea G., Yūgi M.
Spiderman Abridged With Commentary by Anonymius reviews
Spiderman movies shortened, parodied and commentated on.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W.
Monster by Chrissy Cake reviews
Yami Bakura's always provided Ryou everything he needed with a little bump in the right direction. Drabble about Yami Bakura's POV within his host. Small Tendershipping hints
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Of Mothers, Marshwiggles, and Burnt Cookies by King Caspian the Seafarer reviews
When both the Pevensies and Jill Pole are invited to the Scrubb's place for dinner, curious conversations and somewhat humorous events are the result. Jill and Eustace friendship fic.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb - Complete
The Incompetent Evil Villian by Marie Ravenclaw reviews
Have you every wondered what a bad villian was like? Well, here is Opal to show you...One-shot! Enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
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Wheatley helps with precalculus reviews
Honestly, I could hardly hear the teacher over him. A painfully random not to mention short one-shot, unless he feels so inclined to help me with any other classes.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Wheatley - Complete
Death in the Workplace reviews
Dinosaurs are bigger with the skin on. A Shortpacked! fanfiction, as well as some of the other comics on the site.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
A Leap of Faith reviews
Weird stuff starts happening, and it's somehow attached to the arrival of Amane Bakura. WARNING: may include comedy, love, adorable monsters, and reconciliation with a tragic past and an uncertain future.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 33,596 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Rocks reviews
"I thought you liked Halloween!" "I like the concept of halloween," Bakura corrected Ryou testily.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Stage Fright reviews
Bakura loses a bet, but it might not turn out as badly as he'd expected. One-shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
A Spirited Boy reviews
Guess what- SOMEONE'S DEAD! Open 'er up to find out who, how, and why...
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - M. Sera, Eisuke H. - Complete
A narrow path reviews
Mysterious forces are culminating, and Conan Edogawa seems to have a target painted on his head. Can he escape the BO, Kaitou Kid, and Ran's suspicious eye with his life intact? And will he be able to save his friends as well?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - M. Sera, Kaito K. - Complete