Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Push.
Hey everybody. My name is Victoria and I am 14 years of age.
I am in 9th grade now.
I love to write and read and reviews they keep me motivated.
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
Since your my friend.
1. When you are sad- i will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry idiot who made you that way.
2. When you are blue- i will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - i know you go laid.
4. When you are worried - i will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be.
5. when you are confused - i will use little words.
6. When yours sick - stay the hell away from me till your better.
7. When you fall - i will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
8. THis is my oath... i pledge it to the end "why?" you may ask? Cause your my FRIEND!!
If some 1 hurts u, ill beat them down.
If u jump off a bridge, i will be on the ground to catch u and then tell u how stupid ur for jumping off a bridge.
If u cry, i will let u cry on my shoulder but not blow ur nose on me, that's gross!
If ur kicked out, i will take u in, u better help buy groceries because u have 2 eat 2!
If ur drunk, i will take ur keys and then lecture u about drunk driving when ur sober.
If ur world comes crashing down, ill be standing right net to u.
If u cry cause of me, it's cause i made u laugh to hard or i punched u.
We'll be friends forever, know matter what happens between us.
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