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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

I'm Olivia. My favorite character is Bella Swan. Also, I'd like to give you some easy steps to watch the best vid ever!!

1. Go on to www.youtube.com

2. type in the "search" box, "Twilight + Totally and Completely Random"

3. Laugh.

5. Think wow, this person is funny.

6. Keep thinking.

7. Realize you skipped # 4.

8. Laugh at yourself because there wasn't a # 4

9. REalize ur an idot.

9. Wait for number ten to come up.

9. Doesn't come up.

10. Laugh at yourself again, like a complete, utter, moron.

xoxo, Twilightwriterxoxo

A preview type thing for my new story, "In love with a Jock"

Bella's outfit for the summer road trip: HA HA !! ITZ BIG.

lol and then here is her bikini: IT'S BELLA'S BIKINI! Looking forward to more links in the future, -- OLIVIA --

Links!!

Story: Notes

Link: Bella's Ball dress :

Link: Robyn's Ball Gown :

minus the butterfly thing from Robyn's oufit. kk?

Link: Bella's Ball Mask :

Link: Robyn's Ball Mask :

Link: Bella's Gloves :

Link: Robyn's Gloves :

When Bella dives off house:

Bella's poncho:

Bella's white dress:

Bella's yellow polka dot dress :

Bella's bikini :

Bella's Purple Dress:

Bella's Black Heel/Wedges :

Bella's Silver Jacket (JUST IMAGINE IT'S UNZIPPED!! LOL) :

Bella's Volturi Ball Gown (2009) :

Robyn's Dress Volturi Ball Gown (2009) :

TWILIGHT.

That's it. For now. lol Deja vu anyone?

lalalala ~ peanutbutter eggs to you all!

Love vs Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then she had planned, and had to walk home alone. she wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe fromharm and danger. when she reached an alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security rapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could've been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safty and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could reconize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer had thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they could ask the man one question. Diane was curious to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truely believe in God...Yes there are many people in the world. But God walks beside you always.

I'm a Christian and Proud! You don't have to be one either to believe in God!

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

:D Cuz I'm skill like that.

A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

AOne heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a fan of Edward Cullen, save a cow, eat a lion.

If you're a fan of Bella Swan, then you've got issues, girl.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, when you have a boy, you'll seriously consider naming him Edward...copy/paste this into your profile

If, when you have a girl, you'll seriously consider naming her Isabella...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.

If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into the men's toilets instead of the ladies or vice versa, paste this onto your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you are planning on mobbing Stephenie Meyer's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn NOW, copy this onto your profile and get your pitchforks

If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. Crazy is when you honestly belive Edward exists. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a--.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. That and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Hee hee, Twilight...)

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Mommy..Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'

.
10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

XoX

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

XoX

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

A Real Boyfriend

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."

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Dear Bella Swan, you're Playing with the Big Boys by Dobber17 reviews
All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,377 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
the one I yearn by spinergirl reviews
Bella is dating Mike Newton. Even though she loves him he can't stop his cheating ways. She's had enough. Then she sees those eyes. Edward's eyes.. She doesn't know her life is going to change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,759 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14746 - Favs: 11,072 - Follows: 7,978 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Vacation of Pleasure by MmeGray reviews
Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, and Emmett are 4 brothers whose father has just handed them the keys to his theme park. When Bella wins a 3-week vacation to said park, and brings Esme, Alice, and Rosalie along, what will happen? MAY BECOME M LATER ON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,407 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5501 - Favs: 6,843 - Follows: 5,246 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High School Reunion by intoxicatingly.dazzled reviews
Bella Swan, former class geek, goes to her high school reunion and blows everyone away, especially Edward Masen, former class player. The journey they embark on that night is one that neither they nor their friends will ever forget.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,981 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
You Were There by JustBecca-x reviews
Bella is sent to the orphanage which Edward lives in. Through their traumas they become each others everything. After a heart breaking seperation what will happen when they reunite years later? will they reconcile their love? R&R *AH* -HU/CO.-ROM.-FRI.-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,886 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Whatever It Takes by tinaababy reviews
Bella Swan has leukemia. She's been in remission for almost five years but just as she reaches that five year mark she relapses. Will she succumb to the illness or can the new doctor put a smile on her face? AU, AH, & OCC. Longer summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3263 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Kidnapped by Mrs.Twilight reviews
On her 18th Birthday, Bella Swan is kidnapped by an extremely good-looking man who claims he loves her. Will she get away from this man or will she fall in love with him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,039 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
In The Shadows by define-serenity reviews
[Edward/Bella] Vampire Bella is an artist. The Cullens offer to become her patrons and she's confronted by a new lifestyle. When she meets Edward, will she find love, or will her past with James come between them?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,079 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14390 - Favs: 16,032 - Follows: 8,512 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daybreak by DaisyBell2 reviews
As I stood there, waiting for Death to take me, I was suddenly vividly aware of what I was doing.I was about to give my life for this girl, the girl I loved"-Edward Cullen's life couldn't be worse when he moves to Forks, until he meets amber eyed Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 97,754 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward - Complete
One Night Stands by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
One night stands are supposed to me fun. You have sex and then, you're never supposed to see the person again. But after Bella has a one night stand with a guy she just met, she wakes up to find that he wants more... ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Back To Your Heart by tinaababy reviews
Bella & Edward grew up together but as they got older they drifted apart. Though Bella wanted to salvage her friendship with Edward she moves away to California and 5 years later she comes back and the two of them are thrust to be together. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,270 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Take It Or Leave It by twilightfanswanted reviews
Bella totally despises Edward. When Edward trys to get her to date his friend, will it bring them closer, or make her hate him more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,437 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love Always Finds A Way by MrsAimeePattinson reviews
Bella,Alice and Rose are the Cullen Sisters.Emmett and Jazz are the Swan brothers. Edward Mason just moved to Forks. Follow their journey through love, friendship, brotherhood and life. ALL HUMAN ExB RxEm AxJ Story. Switching POVS. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,931 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
After he left me by Olivia Niamh Cullen reviews
So this is basically an Edward-leaves-Bella-she-gets-turned-into-a-vampire-and-one-day-they-meet-again story. I'm making it up as I go along but it's worth a read, really! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,175 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Without You by Cant-get-enough-twilight reviews
Sequel to 1918. Bella forgets she was in love with Edward after becoming a vampire. Will he ever find her? If so can he make her fall in love for the second time?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,846 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009
Love Lights Fires by check yes julia reviews
Where were you on September 11th? The Cullen family was at home enjoying the nice day. That is until the lives of their family was in danger. This is a story of survival and courage. Dedicated to all the heroes of September 11, 2001.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,671 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Volturi Princesses by HawthorneHeightsBaby reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are Volturi Princesses and move to Forks because they don't like their dad, Aro, rules. At Forks, they meet Emmett, Jasper, and Edward, and they are enemies to the Volturi. Will they get into a war, or love? All Vamps.later lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,749 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Know Your Different by SerenaCarter reviews
********Bella being the hot, coordinated and confident new girl becomes everyone's center of interest when she arrives in Orange County. Friends are made, so are enemies, and Edward has his player sights set on her. AH*********
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,109 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Totally Twisted Twilight by pretty young thing reviews
Bella gets bitten in Phoenix and is transformed into a vampire by her boyfriend Mike Polester not Mike Newton! , and has no option but to leave her Mum in sunny Arizona and live in Forks with her Dad, a wet, damp, alien place.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,461 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Bella, Mike
Bella stuck with the Player by EmilyE.LOVES.JacobB reviews
When Bella shares a room with Edward Cullen the university player what will happen. full summary inside first fanfic ever in bellas and edwards point of views
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,429 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
What if? by I-Dream-With-My-Eyes-Open reviews
What if Bella was not the clumsy human she was in Twilight?What if she was different?What if she had a different past?What would the story be like then?GIVEN UP AND I GIVE YA'LL PERMISSION 2 DO ANYTHING WITH IT IF U WANT 2!but pls PM me cos i wanna c.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 29,903 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
FunTime with the Cullens! by Twisisters reviews
Jacob imprints on a corpse, Emmett gets really drunk, Sam is reduced to a bloody mess and Jasper decides he wants to live on the bottom of the ocean. what's not to like? rated T just in case 4 future chaps.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
Big Brother Twilight by Amberjoe reviews
Bella and her big brother Emmett go into the Big Brother house. There they meet the other twilight characters. Fun and games from there on! Edward/Bella Emmett/Rosalie Alice/Jasper Soon to be adopted by EdwardCullen'sSexyCrookedSmile !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,755 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Some Things Are Best Left In Cyberspace by IrishGirl91 reviews
As part on an English assignment Bella has to talk to a classmate over the internet to become more open minded. What happens when she starts to fall for him? And what happens when she finds out that it's her ex-best friend that's now the school jerk?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,812 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Love and War by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Sequel to Blackout. Bella moves back to Charlie's farm after an unexpected heartbreak to find a not-so-happy surprise waiting for her, Edward working as a farm hand for her dad. Love/Hate/Drama/Humor ensues. AH. B/E. Bella and Edward POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,708 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incest Holds the Family Together by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
Bella and Edward are cousins. After a family reunion, their platonic relationship begins to change. Is Bella really incestrous for her cousin, Edward? Or is there more behind their family history? Bella's POV!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009
Best Friends by twilightseries4life reviews
This is basically a story about Edward, Bella, Jasper, Emmett, Alice, and Rosalie as toddlers. Follow their crazy adventures together. From Jasper learning about PMSing, to Emmett committing "suicide". Cute fluff. Good for a few quick laughs! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Players are no good, rotten people! by KSRF reviews
Edward and Emmett bet that Edward can't get Bella. Edward is a total player and Bella hates him. But when she starts to fall into his trap and Edward starts to see what an amazing girl she is, will his bet come in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,875 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008
Under the New Moon by kathythekiwi reviews
After Edward left Bella she gets turned by Victoria. Now 5 years later Bella is a famous singer and Victoria is her manager. Will she take Edward back? Why is the volturi so annoying? Everything turns for the worst. First fan fic and it's really good READ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,868 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
The player and the mongoose by Edward ate my eye at dinner reviews
Edward Cullen is a player who loves sex and challenge. Bella Swan is a girl with high moral beliefs. What happens when Edward has a bet to sleep with but he falls in love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007
Edward Cullen Must Die by IheartTwilight reviews
[AU] When 3 beautiful shevampires move to Forks with the intention of getting revenge on their player ex boyfriend, Edward Cullen, they recruit the geeky new girl Bella Swan. But what happens when Bella starts to fall in love? Uhoh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,154 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006
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Letters reviews
A sequel to Notes. The story left off from Bella’s funeral in the Epilogue. Was that the end or was it just a teaser? Read on to find out. Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Notes reviews
Bella is a vampire and she escapes the Volturi's evil ways and lives with the Cullen's. Edward is a human. They meet at Forks and she does everything in her power to prevent her from falling for Edward. At least she tries... AU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,838 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
The 97th floor reviews
This is a one-shot in honor of 9/11/01. The day the World Trade Center – NYC – was crashed into by terrorists. To any of your relatives, family members or friends that have passed in that terrible act, God Bless you and R.I.P.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete