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Hello my name is Amanda and i LOVE twilight! I currently live in new port nowhere(richey) FL. i love fanfiction and just started my first story ever!!:).ok so enough of that ...my favorite bands are paramore,3OH!3, linkin park, death cab for cutie, muse, three days grace, fine frenzy and many more! My favorite colors are red, black and silver, I cant live without music,books,friends and my family! My favorite t.v. show is the Vampire Diaries even though it is really different from the books it is still really good!...it could have something to do with the totally swoon worthy males like dreamy Ian Somerhalder...yes i am Team Damon , the actors and actresses are so devoted and pationate to the series that the finished product is fantastic..the amazing screen writers with all of their twists and turns that keep me on the edge of my seat every week..! I wish that twilight would never end but it did and i cried my heart out:( maybe stephenie will wake up from a dream one day and decide to bless us by deciding to write more, oh well a woman can hope...And in the mean time i have found two other series that i am totally hooked on The Vampire Diaries and The Vampire Academy (two really great series you should check them out!)
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This is really cute it reminds me of Edward and Bella(but i think that is the point)!!:)
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
THE MORSE CODE :
A DECIMAL POINT:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Lessons Learned in Twilight series:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.(preferably jumping off clifs)
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise(esme island)
FRIENDS Vs. BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
16 things to do in Walmart.
1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
42 Things to do in an Elevator
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that
-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.
-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.
-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you butt hole!
-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.(i dont really know why but this happens to me alot!)
-Love me or hate me personally I could care less
-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
These are just some of my favorite quotes from the twilight series(lets face it there isnt enough room on fanfiction for me to list ALL of my favorite quotes!)
"What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?" ~ Edward - Twilight
"I decided as long as I was going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly." ~ Edward - Twilight
"For almost 90 years I've walked among my kind, and yours... all the time thinking I was complete in myself, not realizing what I was seeking. And not finding anything, because you weren't alive yet." ~ Edward - Twilight
"You are the most important thing to me now...the most important thing to me ever." ~ Edward - Twilight
"If leaving is the right thing to do, then I'll hurt myself to keep from hurting you, to keep you safe." ~ Edward - Twilight
"Fall down again Bella?" ~ Emmett - Twilight
"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything is so much more fun with you around." ~Emmett - Twilight
"No Emmet I punched a werewolf in the face?" ~ Bella - Twilight
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." ~ Edward - Twilight
"What a stupid lamb." ~ Bella - Twilight
"What a sick masochistic lion." ~ Edward - Twilight
"Safe in Forks - what a challenge." Bella - Twilight
"Stupid shiny Volvo owner." ~ Bella - Twilight
"Hell yes. We can find another way to pick a fight with this Demetri." ~ Emmett - Twilight
"Edward Cullen is staring at you." ~ Jessica - Twilight
"Nothing more fun than an irritable grizzly." ~ Bella - Twilight
"I don't speak Car and Driver." ~ Bella - Twilight
"Without the dark we would never see the stars." ~ Bella - Twiligh
"Be safe." ~ Edward - Twilight
"If I could dream at all it would be about you and I'm not ashamed of it." ~Edward - Twilight
"When I told you that I didn't want you it was the very darkest kind of Blasphemy." ~ Edward - Twilight
"It was like my heart was gone like it was hollow." ~ Edward - Twilight
"Heaven right smack in the middle of Hell." ~ Bella - Twilight
"I thought I'd explained it clearly before I cant live in a world were you don't exist." ~ Edward - Twilight
"The way i feel about you will never change. Of course i love you and there's nothing you can do about it!" ~ Bella - Twilight
"Your exactly my brand of heroine." ~ Edward - Twilight
"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason. And then you shot across my sky like a, meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was Brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no reason for anything..." ~ Edward - Twilight
"Stupid unreliable Vampire." ~ Bella - Twilight
"Overprotective fool." ~ Alice - Twilight
"Marry me First." ~ Edward - Twilight
"Penguins, Lovely." ~ Edward - Twilight
"I prefer brunettes." ~ Edward - Twilight
"Can i have another Human minute?" ~ Bella - Twilight
"This Hostage stuff is fun." ~ Alice - Twilight
"I hear voices in my mind and your worried that your a freak." ~ Edward - Twilight
"My heart is just as silent and it too belongs to you." ~ Edward - Twilight
"You dazzle me." ~ Bella - Twilight
"I think she's having hysterics maybe you should slap her" ~ Alice - Twilight
"Of all the things that could frighten you, you worry about my driving?" ~ Edward - Twilight
"And you're worried, not because your headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires wont approve of you, correct?" ~ Edward - Twilight
"The clouds I can handle but I cant fight with an eclipse." ~ Jacob - Twilight
"Its an off day when I don't have somebody telling me how edible I smell." ~ Bella - Twilight
"I'll be back so soon you won't have time to miss me. Look after my heart- I've left it with you." ~ Edward - Twilight
If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Edward!) copy and paste this in your profile. IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the Twilight characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile If you are counting the days until new moon comes out copy and paste this into your profile If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight it isn't even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you think Aro acts like a creepy camp counciler, copy and paste this into your profile. If you start to freak out when you can't find one of your copies of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse,or breaking dawn when really you haven't lost it but your evil sadistic bunny of a brother thought it would be funny to hide them from you just so he could see you freak out, copy and paste this to your profile.(then go kill 'em for touching your most prized posesions)
If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (Edward!) copy and paste this in your profile.
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!
If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the Twilight characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile
If you are counting the days until new moon comes out copy and paste this into your profile
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight it isn't even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you think Aro acts like a creepy camp counciler, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you start to freak out when you can't find one of your copies of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse,or breaking dawn when really you haven't lost it but your evil sadistic bunny of a brother thought it would be funny to hide them from you just so he could see you freak out, copy and paste this to your profile.(then go kill 'em for touching your most prized posesions)
This is what a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
That reminded me ALOT of edward cullen and if guys out there were actualy smart they would be literaly studying the twilight series for ideas...I mean think about it any girl would kill to be with a guy like edward cullen but instead the guys make fun of any guy that they see reading that"girly book series" and then read it themselves when they think no one is looking...
This is my motto for life. I am like that invisible girl that no one cares about exept for a few loyal but totaly alsome friends who i rely on fully and am so incredibly lucky to have them!(you know who you guys are... Courtney,Amanda m.,Amanda z.,Tiffani, Dai, Kassie are just a few of those wonderful people) This is my favorite saying in the whole entire world and i use it alot but it never grows old and never fails to make people speechless.
Unless you have lived my life, dont judge me because you don't know, never have and never will know every little thing and detail about me.
If you are ever in a crappy mood then just say this because i guarantee that you spirits will be lifted:)