Butcher Jones
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Joined 03-31-02, id: 192256, Profile Updated: 12-31-09
Author has written 4 stories for Charlie's Angels: The Movie, Misc. Movies, and Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack.

I'm Bates - pansexual androgynous zombie from Planet 13. I write for a lot of different fandoms as well as some original stuff I mostly like to write fetisch-themed erotica, but unfortunately most of it can't be published here because it is either NC17-rated or RPS, or both. For that reason I don't update on here a whole lot. However, (almost) all of my writing is on my LJ account here.

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Sucking Darkest Clear by Aku Blossom reviews
Dealing with the Samurai for so long, Aku has neglected his baser needs. When the hunger becomes too much to ignore, it overwhelms his conscious mind.
Samurai Jack - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010
Wishing It Was by CJzilla reviews
Every year on a certain day, General Chapuza would hold a fiesta... But this year Sartana of the Dead crashes his party. She played while he danced and the dead felt alive once more. Implied Sartana/Chapuza. One-shot
El Tigre - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Breaking Point by JIM TIME reviews
Sometimes people just push and push and push until you snap... Larry!Centric.
Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Art by Maiden of the Moon reviews
He didn’t like the fluid. No, he did not like the fluid at all: the sweat, the blood, the...other stuff. But God, DID he love the screams. He loved the screams and the writhing, the sear of heated flesh beneath his gloved hand...HER heated flesh. [NxD]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2005
Fog by DrWorm reviews
"He told himself he was not afraid of Bogeymen, exactly, because he was an adult and adults aren’t afraid of those sorts of things." Eric Knox has a payment to make and the Thin Man is a strange creature indeed. Slash. Rated for language.
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/22/2003
Wields Ill Rats by RocketSolarCat reviews
[ Willard ] What if Ben wasn't dead? Murders start to accumulate--Willard seems to be the key, but he's not talking to anyone but Socrates. Willard/Cathryn pairing. [Sorry I haven't updated in forever!] *Chapter 6 up!*
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003
Virgin by DrWorm reviews
Why do so many things start out white and end up red?
Willard - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Complete
Death Comes to Us All by DrWorm reviews
In facing the demon of his own father, Willard also faces the control he must take over his life.
Willard - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Complete
I woke up today... by Undapl reviews
Giving into temptation through Dreams. Z!?!?!?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2002 - Published: 4/12/2002
Ten Seconds by Spug reviews
Snively's last ten seconds. Dark Song Fic. Please R/R
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20/2002
Momma's Boy by ThatGirl reviews
A class assignment stirs up hidden memories and feelings. Rated "R" for disturbing issues. My first IZ fic.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2001
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The Ballad of Flapjack and K'nuckles reviews
Flapjack is sick, and Bubbie goads K'nuckles into caring for him, much to his dismay. No pairings at this time, just pure unadulterated fluff. Rated for one swear word.
Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Complete
A Flea's War reviews
(Pink Floyd-The Wall)Pink contemplates his cell in the asylum, taking comfort in some familiar people, even though he know's they will hurt him. Warning: contains sexual themes.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2004
Bleak September reviews
[River's Edge] A short vignette of Layne's thoughts before John tells him what he did to Jamie. Sort of a metaphorical description of the friendship between John and Layne with some slightly slashy undertones.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2003
Addiction reviews
A sort-of study on Knox's relationship with his assassin--just who is in control? (Slash: Eric Knox & the Thin Man)
Charlie's Angels: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/17/2003