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Hi! Im Kim

Jesus Chirst is my Savoir and the Son of GOD!(even though i read twilight.)

i love to write (duh.)

im 16 (the only sweet part is i get to drive :P)

TEAM EDWARD!!

umm.. i have one story. Hello Stranger.

a myspace.

www(dot)myspace(dot)com/kimberlini_loves_you

A face book. Look for Kim Sanders.

A twitter. kimberlini16

haha. :)

Im A total Country Girl.

I love hot topic and Claires. haha.

im werid.

Twilight is my addiction. along with myspace and reading lol


Fav Songs!!:

When Your Gone by Avril Lavinge. --

When your gone, The pices of my heart are missing you.

When your gone the face i came to know is missing too.

When your gone, all the words i need to hear to always get me thourgh the day and make it okay,

i miss you.

My Happy Ending By Avril Lavinge.

You were all the things i thought i knew.

i thought we could be.

You were everything, everything that i wanted.

We Were meant to be. 'Spouse to be but we lost it,

All the memory so close to me just fade away.

All this time you were pretened.

So much for my happy ending.

She's Country By Jason Aldean.

Brother she's all country.

From her cowboy boots to her down home roots

Shes country

From the song shes plays to the breath she breaths

Thats the way she was born raised

She anit afraid to stay--Countryy.

Who You'd Be Today by Kenny Cheseny.

It anit fair they die to young.

like a story that just begun.

but death tore the pages all way.

God, knows how i miss you.

All the hell that i been thur

just know that no one can take your place

and i know,

who you'd be today.


If Hannah Montana was standing on the edge of a 6 story building, about 90 of Americans(or every your from) would have a nervous breakdown.

If you are one of 10 Americans that would be yelling "JUMP STUPID!" copy and paste this into your profile :)

I dont suffer from insantiy...i enjoy every mintune of it. :)


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich

act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.


--Basics--

Name: Kimberly Ann Sanders :)
Nickname(s): Kim.Kimberlini.Berlini.Kimbee.
Age: 16
Birthday: Jan 13
Birthplace: Dallas Texas
Current Location: the smallest town in texas :/
Eye Color: soft baby blue
Hair Color: blonde! yay me. jkjk

Height: 5 feet 2 and a half inches. :)
Weight: normal
Lefty or Righty: right
Zodiac Sign: capircorn

What Do You Drive: 94 chevy
Screenname: idr

--Do You--

Have any siblings: little brother
Have any pets: a psychotic cat, 2 full blood german shepards.

Have a job: not me
Have a cellphone: duh
Have any special talents or skills: so not anserin that :P
Have any fears: the ocean the dark

Have a bedtime: nope
Sing in the shower: always. my shower head thinks im very good at singing.
Want to go to college: yah

Get along with your parents: nope

Have any piercings: yehuh my ears
Have any tattoos:
want one
Swear: try not to
Smoke: some call me a goodie too shoes

Drink: i have not
Do Drugs: not

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: once
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: im no whore
Are you single: its complactied
Are you in a relationship: like above.
Do you have a crush on someone: yes. but i cant have them
Ever been dumped: i am the dumper, not the the dumpee
Ever dumped someone: yes

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable: furit
Black or White: idk
Lights On or Lights Off:
LOL off more privacy incase anyone walks in :P
TV or Movie: movie
Car or Truck: trucks. the bigger the better the louder the prouder. with mud on the sides is even better.
Cash or Check: Cash

Rock or Rap: rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate

French Toast or French Fries: French toast is gross. and im allgirc to french fries
Strawberries or Blueberries: strawberrys
Cookies or Muffins:
cookies, oreos. :)
Winter Break or Spring Break:
spring
Hugs or Kisses: kisses

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: i dance in walmart all the time. :)

Smiled for no reason: think so
Laughed so hard you cried: about 99 of the time
Talked to someone you don't know: i love strangers...thats proably not a good thing.
Drank alcohol: ...once
Done drugs: never
Partied 'til the sun came up: not partied...
Gotten a ticket: i'd be a good girl
Been arrested: not
Been convicted of a crime: nope
Been a wreck: almost
Been out of the country: nope.

--Random & Silly Junk--

Are you a virgin:till im married
Ever TP'd someone's house: all the time

Ever egged someone's house: almost
How many languages do you speak: english

Who do you compare yourself to: everybody
Ever regret anything: alot of things
Do you like being tickled: depends whos tickling me

What are your goals: pass high school
Are your fingers tired: nope
Are you tired of this survey: kinda
Are you happy: im happier now

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this to your profile.

If you have tripped over your own feet, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end reading fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you compare people to Edward or Bella, copy this to your profile.

If you are a proud stalker and obessed love struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this to your profile.

If you are obessed with TWILIGHT and its not even funny anymore, copy this to your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and want to become one, copy this to your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is HOT, copy this to your profile.

If you think TWILIGHT is the best book known to women (and men), copy this to your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in NEW MOON, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

If you have a child you are considering naming him Edward or Anthony, copy this to your profile.

If your obessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's character Edward, copy this to your profile.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there for you (Doesn't mean that his name has to be Edward), copy this to your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile


Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"


Things TWILIGHT TAUGHT ME!

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.

3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.

4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.

5. True love knows no boundaries.

6. Some people are just danger magnets.

7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!

9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.

11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.

12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.

13. Family is about more than just blood.

14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.

15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.

16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.

17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.

18. There are exceptions to every rule.

19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.

20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.

21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

22. Cold hands = Warm heart.

23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.

24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.

25. Romeo was an idiot.

26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.

27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.

28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.

29. Space heaters can be very annoying.

30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!


sarcasm; my anti drug.

if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!

i speak fluent sarcasm.

yea im one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls.

forget a prince with a horse, i want a vampire with a volvo.

Bitch, dont touch the stereo.

bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isnt with us anymore.

Edward Cullen: the 107 year old virgin.

Edward can bust my headboard, bite my pillows, and bruise my body anyday.!

Twilight is like crack, only better.!

fall down again bella?
no emmett i punched a werewolf in the face.

I got bit by edward an i liked it.

twilight; the reason girl acroos the world are suddenly and madly in love with vampiress.

Twilight addict.

whenever i get happy or calm all of a sudden i look around for jasper.

Team edward cause jacob doesnt sparkle.

dearest edward, dammit why arent you real.!

i have trouble admitting edward cullenis a fictional charater.

do that again and ill give you a papercut in front of Jasper.

i am a twilightaholic.--end of story


If you belive your own Edward Cullen is out there somewhere, add this.

If you are one of those people who sees two reviews and gets excited, post this.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, you know the drill.

If you would jump under a speeding train for a date with Edward Cullen, you know the drill.

Come over to the good side, we have Edward Cullen and chocolate!

If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says the characters in Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile.

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