La Voz de Alma
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Joined 05-03-09, id: 1922674, Profile Updated: 01-25-10
Author has written 7 stories for Star Trek: 2009, and Bones.

My rambling introduction:

I am a formally educated academic affiliated with the field of anthropology, and erotic fan-fiction is my guilty pleasure. Most of my stories are "Bones"-fiction. While my background is in cultural and linguistic anthropology, I certainly I am willing to contribute some help to other authors in anyway I can in terms of jargon or accuracy. Currently my "Bones" fics are one-shot "first-time" concepts, however, given the current status of the story line it would seem that those topics may shortly lose their relevance.

I am branching out into Star Trek 2009 fics as well. (I am am having a nerdy good time deconstructing Vulcan for fiction use...at least VLD allows me to play with Vulcan semiotics and memes!!) There is something disarming about the emotional connection between Spock and Nyota Uhura; it has left creative splinters in my brain that simply must come out.

More fiction is on its way, my schedule just has the let up a bit - three jobs and a master's thesis can be very demanding. (Fiction will appear as I have gaps in my thesis writing process; so when there is little activity on my end, it means I have a deadline.) Happy reading my smutty goodness!

~LVDA~

BTW: Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who has R/R my stories. The train will keep going as long as there are passengers.


My obligatory survey:

If you could live in any other place, where and why?

I go where the current takes me; it’s in my heart to be fluid, so I try not to fight it.

What animal best represents you and why?

My animal familiar is the doe; we just get each other.

What is the craziest thing you ever did?

Be myself, for me and no one else.

If you could meet anyone, who would it be and why?

Elizabeth I; she stood her ground and took on the Spanish Armada with a dinghy.

If you could go back in time and live in any decade, which would it be and why?

I would like to go forward, not backwards. To travel backwards would be to deny the gifts life has bestowed.

If you could have any superpower what would it be?

Healing others – psychological and well as physical.

Who’s is your ultimate celebrity crush?

Zachary Quinto of course; I have a deep respect for formally educated artists. He articulates the human experience with expert craftsmanship and soul-gripping authenticity.

What color best represents you?

Red: it’s the color of the summer California sunrise, lips swollen and breathless, and the mark of my genetic defiance.

What would your life's theme song be?

Alien by Bush.

Who would you cast to play you in a movie?

A starving unknown fresh out of college.

If you became president, what would you do first?

Revise NAFTA, sever government ties to pharmaceutical companies, call for a reduction in arms, massive education reform, and the wide-spread legitimate green incentives.

If you got one tattoo, what would it be?

I am saving my nickels for a new one – in full color. Every so many years I make a sacrifice of flesh to honor the challenges I have overcome. It will be two phoenix feathers suspended from over my shoulders and descending nearly to my elbow. Sometimes, like a forest, we must set healing fires to our lives; clear away the death and sickness to allow for life to spring forth from the ashes. Often it’s the only way to become whole, again.

What sport best represents you and why?

Cross-country running; it’s a race for steady, calculated endurance.

What is your most missed memory of childhood?

Quiet moments spent with my Great Grammy.

What is your greatest accomplishment?

Giving my first professional presentation at a national conference when I was 21 years old.

~LVDA~

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The Experiment by hopefuladdict reviews
Spock decides he needs to conduct an experiment to get to know Nyota on a deeper level. This will be a short PWP people.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,964 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Nar by Miranda River reviews
What a lovely way to burn...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 94,525 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura
The Punishment of Ms Uhura by Dearland reviews
Until you have received sufficient punishment; you are not allowed to leave this office." Thus began, Nyota Uhura's night of punishment under Commander Spock's determined hand. M for strong sexuality, mild dominance, and a few bad words.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Monogamy Rocks! by outtabreath reviews
Nyota decides to spice up her relationship with Spock and Gaila decides to try monogamy. Good thing they have Dr. Flenderson on their side. Flenderson-verse. Companion piece to Cattywampus.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,502 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Failure to Launch by HazardTape reviews
Spock can't quite get into Nyota. NOW COMPLETE. And thank you for joining us.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Master and Commander by hopefuladdict reviews
A sequel to A Pleasure Theory, PWP written for Ejectingthecore for the WA secret santa. Spock calls her Nyota even though this is TOS. Chapter 3 posted, story is now complete.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,252 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Spock, Uhura - Complete
The Panties Predicament by hopefuladdict reviews
Five times Spock removed Nyota's panties without using his hands and the one time she enjoyed it. Total Crack Fic. Picked the Genres because it may be funny to some and a tragedy to another.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Pronged by theCalliope reviews
S/U. Features strange Vulcan anatomy. Now complete!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,099 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Gifts Are Important, Dummy by outtabreath reviews
Gaila learns about Christmas and.... Written for Doc Spleenmeister and the WA Secret Santa. Fourth in the Dr. Flenderson series.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Splinter by Dr Spleenmeister reviews
Staple PF fic that every smut writer must have. Spock hits Pon Farr with a vengeance and it's down to Nyota to take care of him. W.A. challenge response. S/U
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,577 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Bajoran Dream Flu by Tara-yomitorika reviews
When Uhura contracts a disease that causes her to attach herself to Spock in a sleeping state, how will he respond? Tried to sum it up without spoiling too much. Probable lemons in later chapters
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,553 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura
Don't Mess It Up, Girl! by outtabreath reviews
Nyota, with a little help from Gaila and Dr. Flenderson, navigates her shiny new relationship with Spock. Sequel to two fics with very long titles. Mild M in later chapters.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,943 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
What Would Doctor Flenderson Do? by outtabreath reviews
Nyota's got her Vulcan, now she just needs to learn how to enjoy him. Sequel to How to Get the Vulcan You Want in Six Easy Steps.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,763 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
How to Get the Vulcan You Want in Six Easy Steps by outtabreath reviews
Cadet Nyota Uhura accidentally buys a self-help book; frivolity follows.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,805 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Detention by writingrox12 reviews
Uhura is less than pleased with her grade and gets detention for 'blatantly disrespecting a professor' but it turns out very different than she thought it would. She's not complaining this time.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/28/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock
Need by Jane Krahe reviews
What I think SHOULD have happened in the lift after the destruction of Vulcan. Hard M.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Barfly Memoir by Silindro reviews
Oneshot. Spock spends some time physically asserting his dominant side after hearing Kirk recount the story of how he groped Uhura in a bar fight. Spock x Uhura
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
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Tempest reviews
For the first time he understood: this had never been about a student with an illogical 'crush' on her unobtainable professor...This had nothing to do with power or authority; she was as in love with him as he was with her." !Thanks for all the support!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,429 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Suspending Belief reviews
BB broken down on the side of the road on a hot Sunday morning. How ever will they pass the time? Smuttiness abound! One-shot
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Punishment reviews
Sex, drugs and some well guarded secrets. It's nothing but smut. If you are looking for plot, move along. It's a flaw. I can't think of wine and roses when it comes to B/B, just smutty, smutty, smut smut. Enjoy!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Night Owls reviews
Brennan is up late sorting ot details for her new book; Booth helps with some "inspiration." It's five chapters of graphic smut and drinking. If you're not into the whole zestiness between BB, this is not your cup of tea.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Finding Ecstacy reviews
Booth is trying to sort out his head - and his heart. Spoilers: Everything BB through Season Five; small reference to "Double Trouble in the Panhandle." ike all of my stories, there's lots of gratuitous sex.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Broken Mirrors reviews
Post "Mayhem on a Cross". Wonder what happened after dinner? BB 'connect.' One-shot
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Jaded reviews
She couldn’t decide if tonight was simply not about love, or entirely about love."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete