CoffeeGirl09
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Joined 05-03-09, id: 1922688, Profile Updated: 09-18-11
Author has written 3 stories for Torchwood, and NCIS.

Favourite Pairings:

As The World Turns - Luke/Noah
Queer as Folk - Brian/Justin
Queer as Folk - Ben/Mikey
NCIS - Tony/Ziva
NCIS - Abby/McGee
Torchwood - Jack/Ianto
Brothers & Sisters - Kevin/Scotty
Brothers & Sisters - Kitty/Robert
Brothers & Sisters - Rebecca/Justin

About Me!

Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 5 ft 6
Profession: Student
What's Your Sign?: Sagittarius
Any Siblings?: 1 brother & 1 sister
Shoe size: 5/6
Innie or Outie: Innie
Righty or Lefty?: Righty
Any pets?: Dog
What month were you born in?: December
Describe Yourself In One Word: um...Paranoid?
Biggest Fear: Getting eaten by a shark or spiders...
Your Proudest Accomplishment: The story "A Servant's Life"
Special Talents: I don't think I have any...
Famous Person You Want To Meet: John Barrowman, Gareth David-Lloyd, Freddie Mercury, Adam Lambert...The list goes on!
Song Played At Your Funeral: Please Remember Me - John Barrowman
Favorite Color: Lilac
Favorite Car: Mini/Corsa
Favorite Movie: Highlander
Favorite Song/Singer: Headlong - Queen
Favorite School Subject: German/Business Studies
Favorite Food: Spaghetti bolognese
Favorite Animal: Duck
Favorite Childhood Memory: I have so many!
Favorite Possession: Either my iPod or my laptop
Comedian: Alan Carr, Lee Mack or Jeff Dunham
Favorite Number: 16
Favorite Hard Candy:Do suger free polo's count?
Favorite Month: December (I love the christmas spirit!)
Favorite Ice Cream: Bohemian Rhasberry!
Favorite Smell: Mango/satsuma
Favorite Cartoon Character: Spongebob
I don't understand...: a lot of things...
When I wake up in the morning...: I can't remember which day it is
Life is full of...: surprises!
My past is...: childish :)
I wish...: There were more hours in the day
I am totally terrified of...: Zombies
I hate people who...: are narrow minded
Last November...: was AMAZING!
I love it when...: things go the way you planned
I work...: in a shop
My dream last night...: was not remembered
Today I ate...: pancakes!
The world could do with less...: wasps

Copy this into your profile if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever
had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be
able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive
partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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A Sort of Retcon by 0lizzybennet0 reviews
Ianto Jones meets an oddly familiar face on a plane, one Jack Harkness. Why does he feel like he knows him? Part 2: Time travel makes you meet all sorts of people
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,683 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Why Do You Keep A Diary? by JonesIantoJones reviews
Jack asks Ianto a question. Short bit of fluff... just a theory I had. Let me know what you think :
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Domestic Panto by ShayaSar reviews
Robin Hood, the twins, Jack, Ianto and a ventriloquist... Set 24. January 2015.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,951 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Ianto Jones' iPod Play list by Ragni Mithrim reviews
working title. Song fic, not one shot. Janto. Iant's POV. Ianto's feelings for Jack and his plans to deal-or not- with it, set to music. Really really crappy summary, please read!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,144 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
The Missing Piece by IolantaStar1 reviews
Jack enjoys role-playing games, and Ianto doesn't mind playing along.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Love thy Brother by Hope4443 reviews
Love thy Brother holds a glimps of the family Emmett left behind in Mississippi, ventures into the reconnection of a once unbreakable bond between a brother and sister, and reveals the thoughts of a small town girl thrown into the life of Liberty Avenue.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009
Torchwood's Got Talent! by Gavvy Wolf-Kidd reviews
What happens when Torchwood decides to take on Britain's Got Talent? TW-BGT cross-over. Rated T for language, and innuendos in Jack's chapter. Please read and review!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Hear The Bells Sing A Janto Wedding Fic by Gavvy Wolf-Kidd reviews
Jack Proposes to Ianto in a wonderful way! **ALL RIGHTS TO TORCHWOOD GO TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS**
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
What's up lover? by fi3fi3 reviews
This may sound a little strange, but it's for the good of the team. - Jack and Ianto have a little chat, ending in a big surprise. Oneshot. Enjoy!
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Jack and Ianto's Wedding by torchwoodoctorwho reviews
Jack and Ianto finally tie the knot! Pre exit wounds. A response to a challenge from Lizzie-Harrison Janto Tosh/Owen John/poodle
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
I'm Coming Home by Caz Malfoy reviews
Thirty years ago Jack and Ianto said goodbye. Now, Jack spots a familiar figure walking across the Plass...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
A Daddy & A Pops by amy. j x reviews
Another one shot based on my AU-world, and it's Cerys' first day at school. Please R&R. Jack/Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
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Out of the Field reviews
Gibbs is going on a trip to Cardiff to visit an old friend but his trip gets cut short when he gets a phone call from the NCIS headquarters saying that him and Jack are desperately needed for a case.
Crossover - NCIS & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jack H.
A Servants Life reviews
Set in Victorian times but with modern aspects. Ianto is Jack's personal servant but in a society where rich and poor do not mix, will they be able to be happy together?
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 71,528 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Family Life reviews
Jack and Ianto deal with their life and their twins.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete