Rhiannon Thanatos
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Joined 05-03-09, id: 1922719, Profile Updated: 08-10-12
Author has written 4 stories for Hellsing, and Harry Potter.

Okay, I really suck at writing these things, but I'll give it a shot.

I'm 25 years old and living in MS. When I don't have my nose buried in one of my books, I'm either writing or drawing. As most of my friends are hundreds of miles away from me, I spend way too much time on the phone. I'm a serial textatute. I try really hard to be normal, but it can be challenging when you hear the voices of your characters arguing in your head. (My dad has walked in on me having heated conversations with myself... which was... very awkward for a while...) I have a very annoying habit of trying to learn everything about everything - Hermione Granger has nothing on me, damn it.

My writing style is completely different from the way I talk in real life. As the people closest to you will tell you, if you hand me a pen I turn into the queen of verbose. I still firmly believe in the power of snail mail, and modern technology hates me. A lot. The only computer I've ever been able to get within a hundred feet of without it breaking is my laptop Beatrice. I bribe her with sweet words, so she puts up with me. (yes, I do name all of my inanimate objects. And they love me for it.)

For those of you who are curious, I try to focus on one story at a time, so I can make sure I actually finish them. I have hundreds of ideas, but if I work on them all at the same time, I'll wind up getting confused and bored. Which leads to quitting halfway through the story. (I hate it when people do that! I promise I'll do my best not to subject my readers to that horror.)

I have an AFF account where you can find the steamier bits of my stories that I have to cut out here. Feel free to check it out, but remember to leave a review!! (oh, and don't go unless you're 18 or older. I don't want to get in trouble for perverting the minds of young readers... anymore than I already do... shifty eyes )

For anyone who is interested in seeing random fanart for some of my stories, I am also on deviantart. Note: At the moment, most of the work posted is older. I'm slowly adding new things as I archive them. :)

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Alice in Underland: The Return by DariaSilver reviews
Book Two of the Alice in Underland trilogy. After two years, Alice returns to Underland to face a destiny far greater than she could ever have imagined.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 258,884 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 3062 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Shades of Grey by fyd818 reviews
Curious about the world that took Alice away from him, Hatter goes to Otherland to investigate. He finds Alice, but she is not quite ready to return to her true home. He will wait for her Above, but something is terribly wrong… AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,494 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Hellsings Notebook of a soldier by CrowdwellerRaven reviews
He's beginning to annoy me.Following.Watching.Then asking a question.Not even in the bathroom do i have privacy. Dry Humor.My OC-Character:Tina Cassell Germani x Alucard maybe a romance?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/28/2007
Tattoo by cleverplane769366 reviews
A girl meets Alucard and finds herself falling for the only vampire she needs to fear.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 58 - Words: 158,467 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008
Watching You by Mistress Cassandra reviews
Alucard loves watching his Master, and thinks. AxI.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
An American Hellsing by mslcat reviews
TIME FOR A VOTE. SEND ME YOUR IDEAS. Sometime fate has a wicked sense of humur. But i hate being laughed at. See what happens when Alucard takes an interest in an American soldier. another test story
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,336 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Alucard
Waxing Philosophical by RigorMortisGirl reviews
Pip tries his hand at philosophy and reflects on what makes life worthwhile. One Shot. Read it, love it, review it.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Pip, Seras - Complete
HELLSING 2347 by mslcat reviews
The world has been destroy and all that we've know is gone. Once again the Dark Ones are taking over the Earth and man is once again at the bottom of the food chain. This is just a test, let me know if you want this story to continue.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,056 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Alucard
Mall Troubles by Metropolis Kid reviews
Other part of "The Tag Along", a marora and Metropolis Kid joint venture. Young Integra goes bra shopping. Alucard tags along and gets into all sorts of mischief. This chapter: Goth girls, punishments, music videos and gifts. Hope you all enjoy. :
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Kissing Shadows by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Thirty stories for Alucard and Integra for the thirty kisses challenge.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,927 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Playing with Fire by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Before she had need of an assassin, Integra needed a companion. She was young, made for elders to sculpt her into a fine leader. And Alucard was just the right kind of psychotic mentor to shape the mold.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Inevitable by Eggplant and Caviar reviews
Hermione has always relied on logic, but when she starts having prophetic dreams about a potion that leads you to your soulmate, logic won't matter. She is about to have an encounter with the two things she fears most: Divination and Professor Snape. (Moved to Ashwinder! Please finish story there!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,244 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Son of the Dragon by Anonymous Psychofan reviews
After the sudden death of Integra, Alucard takes Seras to his homeland. But something lurks in the halls of Castle Draculae, something that has been centuries asleep. History takes a vampiric twist. The Son of the Dragon will rise again. AxS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,670 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
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Black Magick reviews
Mihnea and Constance have spent their young lives growing up within the walls of the Hellsing Organization. When they recieve an oportunity to attend a school of magic, they encounter more than they ever thought possible. Sequel to Blood Heritage.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 363,266 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011
Hellsing Blood Heritage reviews
Syn Newsom is a woman with an interesting past. When her path crosses with the Hellsing Organization, she discovers a few things about herself and her family that are quite unexpected... AxOC, and eventually PxS and IxOC.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 194,395 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Alucard - Complete
A Beautiful Relationship reviews
Dr. Avondale Napyeer is a scientist working at Auschwitz when the Major comes to visit and makes him an offer he can't refuse. My take on how the Major and Doc first met.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - The Major - Complete
No Smoking Zone reviews
Integra is worried about the outcome of a new mission, and Alucard takes the opportunity to talk to her about a particular bad habit...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Integra, Alucard - Complete