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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Criminal Minds, and Glee.

the name is Kezlee (ke-z-lee) but some of you might know me as Averee Cullen! I am a big fan of The Twilight Saga! i love music. My favorite Characters from twilight is Alice and Jasper bc they are awsome!! :D thats all you need to know! peace out!

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Smoothest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Quirkiest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make
everyone feel jealous.

Just random phrases I like.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1915
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You since 191

Alice Quotes

You do smell nice, I never noticed before.
Alice Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 15, p.323

It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share.
Alice Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 16, p.346

That won’t help. I could smell her across the field.
Alice Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 17, p.373

It’s been almost a century that Edward’s been alone. Now he’s found you. You can’t see the changes that we see, we who have been with him for so long. Do you think any of us want to look into his eyes for the next hundred years if he loses you?
Alice Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 20, p.410

Bella, how many times do we have to tell you that there’s no danger to us?
Alice Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 20, p.412

I will always tell you the truth.
Alice Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 20, p.412

As predators, we have a glut of weapons in our physical arsenal — much, much more than really necessary. The strength, the speed, the acute senses, not to mention those of us like Edward, Jasper, and I, who have extra senses as well. And then, like a carnivorous flower, we are physically attractive to our prey.
Alice Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 20, p.413

It’s difficult on both sides — the blood-lust on the one hand, the awful pain on the other.
Alice Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 20, p.414

For everyone else, the pain of transformation is the sharpest memory they have of their human life. I remember nothing of being human.
Alice Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 20, p.414

Some things are more certain than others… like the weather. People are harder. I only see the course they’re on while they’re on it. Once they change their minds — make a new decision, no matter how small — the whole future shifts.
Alice Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 22, p.435

Jasper's Quotes

Actually, Alice says there’s going to be a real storm tonight, and Emmett wants to play ball. Are you game?
Jasper Hale, Twilight, Chapter 16, p.346

I can feel what you’re feeling now — and you are worth it.
Jasper Hale, Twilight, Chapter 19, p.404

You have nothing to worry about. You are completely safe here.
Jasper Hale, Twilight, Chapter 20, p.410

You’re worrying about all the wrong things, Bella. Trust me on this — none of us are in jeopardy. You are under too much strain as it is; don’t add to it with wholly unnecessary worries. Listen to me! Our family is strong. Our only fear is losing you.
Jasper Hale, Twilight, Chapter 20, p.410

She’s one of us now.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 12, p.285

Our venom is the only thing that leaves a scar.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.287

Before I tell you my story, you must understand that there are places in our world, Bella, where the life span of the never-aging is measured in weeks, and not centuries.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.287

If not for the Volturi, the rest of us would be quickly exposed.
Jasper Hale Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.288

My instincts told me that there was danger, that the angel had meant it when she spoke of killing, but my judgment overruled my instincts. I had not been taught to fear women, but to protect them.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.294

When you live for the fight, for the blood, the relationships you form are tenuous and easily broken.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.299

In so many years of slaughter and carnage, I’d lost nearly all of my humanity. I was undeniably a nightmare, a monster of the grisliest kind.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.300

After a century of instant gratification, I found self-discipline… challenging.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.301

You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 13, p.301

We have a few advantages, dog. It will be an even fight.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 17, p.379

You truly are one frightening little monster.
Jasper Hale, Eclipse, Chapter 18, p.396

I’ve never seen a newborn do that – stop an emotion in its tracks that way. You were upset, but when you saw our concern, you reined it in, regained power over yourself. I was prepared to help, but you didn’t need it.
Jasper Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 20, p.404

I can’t understand. I can’t bear this.
Jasper Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 23, p.464

It’s just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain.
Jasper Hale, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 39, p.749

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

OCD - Obsessive Cullen Disorder

LAE - Laughing At Edward

UTA - Unnatural Twilight Addiction

AV: Addicted to Vampires

WIWAVS: Wish I Was A Vampire Syndrome

WARNING: I drive like a Cullen

How can you not love a guy that would provoke the VOLTURI for you?

READ TWILIGHT, or I'll provoke the Volturi and blame you

Cullen Boys, because they don't make them like that anymore

I like my men cold, dead, and sparkley

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A Soldier's Heart by Caerylin reviews
Jasper/Bella Mid thru New Moon, Everyone was upset with Edward's decision, but only one of them had the courage to do anything about it. The soldier.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,417 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Lives to Skate by JadePlant2121 reviews
Bella has a hidden talent she told no one at Forks about. She skates. Or rather ice dances. What happens when a certain person from her past comes back to haunt her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
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this isnt a story. If you would do this for me i would love it. If you do please tell me if you do
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Blaine A., Rachel B.
Reid's New Friend
This is a one shot deal i wrote this 5 minutes ago. Reviews are asked of please.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - S. Reid, Quinn F. - Complete
Carlisle Funeral reviews
What happens when Carlisle is killed one day and they have a funeral for him and ness sings a song? It is a whole lot better than it sounds. I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT SM DOES!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Graduation party reviews
Takes Place in Eclipse at the Graduating party. I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF THE SONGS they all belong to their rightfull owners
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who I Am reviews
Bella is at the Cullen house and she wrote a newer version of a song she wrote as a little girl. R&R I dont own twilight or Who I am the song . the Song belongs to Jessica Andrews and Twilight is owned by Stephanie Myer
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete