Author has written 4 stories for Dark-Hunter series, Fruits Basket, Greek Mythology, and RG Veda.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your profile if you are against racism.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teens would be dead if Ambercromibe and Fitch said to stop breathing, if you're part of the 8 that would be laughing your head off, copy and past this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, or the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teens have moved onto rap, if your part of the 8 that stayed with rock, copy and paste this into your profile.
Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE
If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMPS, GRAMS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: try to help you when you get hurt.
BEST FRIENDS: sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'
FRIENDS: ask why you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re post this shit!!
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get and make you laugh so you know that you can get through it.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. I will bring you chicken noodle soup though.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass then help you up.
9. This is my oath -- I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.
Reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
P.S This never happened to me. But if it did, I would do the exact same thing.
To the world, you may just be one person. But to one person, you can be the world.- unknown
We have three kinds of family. Those we are born to, those who are born to us, and those we let into our hearts.- Simi Parthenopaeus, Bad Moon Risisng
The Ouran Alphabet
A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend
B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka
C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day
D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen
E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot
F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender
G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt
H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins
I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be
J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai
K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins
L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand
M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type
N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back
O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business
P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff
Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori
R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color
S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear
T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club
U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny
V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot
W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother
X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had
Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins
Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join
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I never could understand them, why people pretend they aren't in love. It's terrible how you can almost get away with it- until somewhere along the line justice comes in and threatens to rip your old love to shreds for you. And when you can't let them do away with it, you realize for the first time what it's like and what some of us want so much- to be in love.
Teen love is like beer. You take a sip, and then you’re intoxicated. People have told you not to do it. But you don't listen for once, and then you go on throughout the time, thinking you're happy- thinking you're in love. But when the happy and bubbly feeling leaves and you aren't feeling so good about this whole 'drinking' thing, you wake up with a horrible feeling, the feeling of being played. Because you were happy- at least, you thought so.
True love is like a pure water. It can help wash out all the bad feelings you had before, and you can't help but enjoy the ride. Not because it's crazy, not because it's a rush, but because you could get used to it; you could imagine doing it all the time and never getting tired of it. Never needing something new to cleanse you- you can feel a new great rush each day.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you’re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, that’s her...
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it cools off... it surprises you at first, but keeps you warm for a long time...
Annoying Things People Do:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
4. When people say "it's always the last place you
5. When people say while watching a film "did
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
8. When people say "life is short". What??
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
Put Your iPod on Shuffle and Copy down the Song
Opening credits: I'll Be, Edwin McCain
Waking up: I Can Only Imagine, MercyMe
First day of school: I Can't Get You Off my Mind, A- teens
Falling in love: Save the Best For Last, Vannessa Williams
Fighting: Walk Away; Vannessa Anne Hudgens
Breaking up: Breakaway, Kelly Clarkson
Driving: Bless the Broken Road, Rascal Flatts
Flashback: Coming Clean, Hilary Duff
Mental Breakdown: Shout to the Lord, Darlene Zschech
Getting back together: Can't Help Falling In Love With YOu, A-Teens
Wedding: Oh, Oh Yeah, A-Teens
Birth of a child: A Beautiful Night, Hilary Duff
Final battle: All For One, High School Musical Cast
Death scene:Light On, David Cook
Funeral: This I Promise You, N'sync
End credits: Somebody to Love, Anne Hathaway
Girls Don't realize these things; I DON'T OWN THIS!!
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These This
You cannot always save the damsel, if she can handle her own distress.
You cannot always be the knight in shining armor, if makeup and smiles are her own shield.
You cannot always slay the dragon, if she has her own strength to do so.
And you most certainly cannot always climb the tower; maybe there’s a reason she’s so high above you.
So concentrate on your own battles, dragons, and happily-ever-afters.
And let her live her own fairytale – her own once upon a time.
Because girls do not always need the knight, the prince, or fairy godmother, to make their ever-afters happy.