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Joined 05-03-09, id: 1922954, Profile Updated: 03-31-11
Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and South Park.

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It's Just Business by ratsister reviews
1920 Chicago. The Mafioso & devoted Capo v. the U.S Agent, the Bolshevik soldier, & a complex world of enemies & family. The only thing certain in a world of violence & crime: not everyone will come out alive. Ger/Ita, Rus/Ame, Pru/Can. AU, Human names
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 306,159 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Welcome To My Life by Pineapplecat reviews
AU. After causing a large amount of property damage, Gilbert Beilschmidt gets sent to a mental hospital, courtesy his brother. Will he find a way to help himself? Or will he be stuck in there forever? Eventual PruCan, rated M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,645 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Dropped Picks, Broken Sticks by kirigirisplushrump reviews
Gilbert was your generic spoiled rich kid. Matthew was just your average nobody. Put them together in one cabin, throw in some eccentric cabin mates, a couple broken drumsticks, and maybe even a little blackmail and it's the perfect recipe for summer love
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,192 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Prussia, Canada
Come Down and Play by Al-meow reviews
Little Angel Matthew had been told to never play with Devils, but when Gilbert, a mischief devil befriends him, the unlikely duo ends up in more trouble, as other devils want a taste of the little angel. PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Canada, Prussia
Decomposition by VoiSieteQui reviews
RuChi. This game that you and I created, It's fun, no? Harmless, amusing: plays of enjoyment till hate, humiliation, and jealousy become reasons for revenge. The twisted love that we hold for each other, only death will bring about the winner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,221 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Russia, China
Sex, Drugs, and Money by haruka4676 reviews
Matthew Williams is a servant at the Beilschmidt household, against his will, along with his brother Alfred. There's just two things: 1 he's in debt to the mafia and 2 he's in love with his boss, and that means lots and lots of drama.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
A Broken Arm Never Stopped Anyone Bro by CheerUpYouEmos1243 reviews
This is just...xD don't take it seriously, it's just something for my friend to read because...just 'cause really c': don't take it at all seriously
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Cuba, Scotland - Complete
Tough Market by MeowChan16 reviews
Giripan with US/Canada/Prussia love triangle AU for PRUSSIAisAWESOME. Kiku works in Corporate America as a graphic designer for a popular drink company. The CEO, a seemingly lazy man named Heracles, visits the marketing unit and takes an interest in him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,315 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Japan, Greece
My Captain by UnimportantBystander reviews
Matthew has been serving on a pirate ship for several years now. He noticed his captain has taken a liking to him, but some of the other crewmen don't approve. NetherlandsXCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,292 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Netherlands, Canada - Complete
Prussia's Jiggling Pubic Hair by shinattyjizzrainbows reviews
The most random, short, retarded little confusing drabble things you will ever read. CRACKNESS. multiple pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America, Russia
Don't Forget by The sKapegoat reviews
Ivan -Russia- calls to say that he's visiting, unexpectedly, in Canada. How will Matthew -Canada- react to the "scary" larger male being in his home? Russia-x-Canada yaoi. Lemons later on maybe. Don't read if you don't like. Normal Names used!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,701 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Canada, Russia
Mixed Messages by telayla reviews
In which Canada is uncertain, Prussia is misleading, and Iceland does absolutely nothing wrong. PruCan. Based in Russetfan's Panfin series, but can stand alone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Throwback by MedicalNonsense reviews
Be careful what you say around people who have flashbacks, you might get more than you bargained for. Too bad for Matthew, Gilbert is one of these people and he wasn't always such a "nice" guy. What is a man to do when his lover of 5 years goes postal?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 133,268 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
NOT HUMMIN' BUT VIBIN' by Pru-ko reviews
Canada is always ignored, but when Prussia decides to defend him at a meeting, the two become friends, and maybe something more. PrussiaxCanada Rated T for now, may go up in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,698 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Prussia, Canada
The WineFreak and Who? by royalsprinkles reviews
MOAR smut! :D It switches between country and human names, just so ya know.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
The Third Time by Kaffee und Sahne reviews
Photography student Gilbert Beilschmidt is curious. When the same troubled person keeps appearing in his photos, what else can he do but notice him? College AU, PrussiaxCanada, SpainxRomano, slight USxUK. Rated for mature situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Prussia, Canada
A Very Awesome Birthday Present by StarBabii reviews
Matthew is dragged out for a night on the town with his brother and he meets the most awesome man in the world. Partial Smut, PruCan, AU-ish
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Beautiful Nightmare PrussiaXCanada by comatoselove reviews
"You could be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare, either way I, dont wanna wake up from you" -Beyonce Prucan slight usuk Matthew has nightmares about a certian prussian. How dose it work out? Fail summary. I dont own Hetalia. Highschool AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Royal Denial by fluersont reviews
Prince Gilbert is a bored out of his mind,so he decides to go to a local Pub where he spots a dazzling beauty. but things don't turn out as they should. WARNINGS: yaoi, cross-dressing, soon-to-be smut!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,688 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Canada, Prussia
A Battle Of The Heart by Broken Dreams Of Silence reviews
Poor Matthew, being the victim of a love triangle, and maybe even a square? This is a story of Canada's battle with his heart. Who will he chose to love, and who will he hurt? Rated M for smut later. Real names used! Eventual PruxCan and other couples.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,616 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Prussia, Canada
Memory My Canadian Savior by MedicalNonsense reviews
The PruCan companion to Aftermath. After the fall of the Berlin Wall, Prussia is a mental and physical mess but seems to respond well to a blonde Canadian. From past to current, Prussia and Canada's gradual relationship change over time. Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 70,519 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Please by whitetyger123 reviews
As pleasurable as this was, it always just ended with him orgasming and then maybe having Cuba let him help take care of his own matching erection; nothing more, nothing less. Cuba/Canada RP by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Rated M for yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Cuba, Canada - Complete
Tulip Talk by F.A. Star Hawk reviews
Canada talks to Cuba about his other best friend, and Cuba tries not to get jealous. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Canada, Cuba - Complete
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Kitty Cat Rental Room reviews
Heracles never anticipated that living with nearly 15 cats would increase his living expenses and now with no other option he is faced with having to find a roommate or becoming homeless and picking dumpsters with all 15 cats. Rated M for later ch. ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,648 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Japan, Greece
The Apple's Curse reviews
When the room finally stopped shifting he saw the man sitting next to him with a large fish in his mouth, knees bent back and hands positioned between them. He was sitting like an animal. "Mon dieu … Kumayoshi?" A story about Matthew and Kumajiro!COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,840 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Canada, Kumajiro - Complete
Kenny's Letter From The Other Side reviews
Anyone and everyone who has heard of South Park knows about Kenny and his never ending deaths. Well he's sick of it. He's been sick of it. So from his place on the Other Side he has written a quick and chipper letter to all of his friends and family.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
Shifting Sheets reviews
Messing with Alfred's pets is a really bad idea so Matthew had learned. A story about Chibi Canada and Chibi America, real names used. All chapters included.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Welcome to Paradise reviews
Yet another tale about Matthew, well Matthew - Canada - and Francis - France. Matthew is having a bad day and Francis comes over unannounced. WARNING: Strong Language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,702 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
A Day With The Brothers reviews
A Tale About Matthew - Canada - and Alfred - America. Matthew invites Alfred over to Canada to prove his worth as a nation to his brother. WARNING: Strong Language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Canada, America - Complete