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Like many people, I plunged into a deep obsession Twilight. "Twichosis" is what we called it and at the time, I was free falling into an abyss and didn't even know it. It was through that series that I discovered the joys of fanfiction. My twichosis was so severe I once wrote a fanfic of my own. It was totally AU, totally slashy, and the characters barely resembled the characters Stephenie Meyer created so I like to think of it as really just borrowing her names.

It's only been recently that I've gotten back into reading fic. I don't read a lot, because between the blatant plagiarism, unoriginal ideas, and wretched grammar, it's difficult to sift through the garbage. But once in a while I'll find a gem that'll capture my interest. Speaking of my interests, I'm a big fan of HP, PJO/HOO and THG as far as book series goes and Charmed has always been my favorite TV show. You know, things that are completely normal and age appropriate for a 30 year old male who happens to be an accountant by trade. I think I just like to get lost in the fantasy of it all. Like I said, I'm an accountant...I need any escape vehicle I can find. But throughout my whole life, I've always been drawn in by the supernatural, things like witchcraft, vampires, and Greek mythology. I guess that was the spark that originally lit my previously-mentioned Twichosis. Luckily time and distance appear to be the cures for that particular ailment because I now look back in near embarrassment.

So yeah, that's my story. Will I ever write again? Who knows. Sometimes that little rabbit jumps around inside my head. What do you kids call it? Oh yeah, plot bunnies or something like that. I've got probably 10 or so outlines written in various fandoms, but they never seem to come to fruition. Hell, I even wrote the first three chapters of a sequel to the Twific I wrote before but even that died. If I do write again, and that's a big if, there's a decent likelihood it would be in the PJO/HOO universe. Uncle Rick (Riordan that is for you non-PJO peeps) had to go and give deeper complexity to a character I already loved in a beautifully written chapter of House of Hades involving a traditionally cherubic god, a ghost king and unrequited love. And believe me, I'm a sucker for unrequited love stories!

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A Tale Of Two Overly Enthusiastic Wingmen by historiadiscordia reviews
When Nico goes to Percy with the intention of telling him how he feels, the last thing he expects is to walk out of there with the love of his life thinking he has a thing for Jason. Cue awkwardness as Percy tries to set them up with each other. Basically just a hardcore PercyXNicoXJason bromance, heading into the territory of Jasico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,415 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Nico A., Jason G.] Percy J.
At The Deep End by naelany reviews
After an encounter at camp many years ago Jasper thought he would never see Edward again but little did he know who his new teammate would turn out to be...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 199,472 - Reviews: 2674 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Who Knew? by Twi-Smile reviews
Leah's life takes a delightful twist on the day following the Volturi confrontation. Canon-like.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,165 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Leah, Nahuel
Fight Away All Of Your Fears by pokeprince reviews
Nico Di Angelo. Son of Hades. Age 15. Ambassador to Pluto. The Ghost King. Problem? He's in love with Percy Jackson to the point where he dreams about him. And he just doesn't know what to do or how to hide it either. To make matters worse, rumors fly around that he's going to propose to Annabeth. Warning: Lime. No Lemons... yet. Angst. Bromance. Yaoi. Etc.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,003 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Nico A., Percy J.
a Confession by javamoose reviews
[Warning: House of Hades of spoilers.] Nico tells Percy about his feelings.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Finger Painting by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Alice drags her brother Edward to an art show, intent on introducing him to her friend. Instead, Edward meets an intriguing painter, who takes the exploration of colors to a whole new level. AH and rated M for a reason folks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,131 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Realize by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
James Crawford is gay and he has a crush on the “heterosexual” Emmett McCarty. James wants to know what it will take for Emmett to realize his true sexuality and his hidden feelings for him. Full summary inside! M for language, rape, and slash!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,880 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Emmett, James - Complete
Want To by TheGirlInThePinkScarf reviews
Loosely based on the song of the same title by Sugarland. Emmett and James' friendship changes after a drunken kiss. Emmett only wants to pursue James if he wants the same. M for slashy lemony goodness and language. JamesxEmmettxJasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,530 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Emmett, James - Complete
Yearbook by Dance Elle Dance reviews
We were rivals. Constantly fighting, bickering, arguing. But then, graduation approached, and I couldn't picture myself without him, even if the moron had stolen Valedictorian from me. EdwardJacob, AU, oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/10/2010 - [Edward, Jacob] - Complete
Passion and Disaster by ignrntslt reviews
Jasper has a chance encounter with Edward that changes everything. Lemons! Mature content! Also be warned, the language is natural and fairly coarse, and may offend as compared with the books. I hope you'll read on, regardless!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Jasper, Edward
Live Like No Tomorrow by naelany reviews
Edward and Jasper have always been friends. Follow them as they embark on a journey through serious illness and witness the amazing power of love and the hope it provides. Any such journey is an emotional one so get yourself a fresh box of kleenex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4061 - Favs: 3,826 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edge of Seventeen by DarkPhoenix1987 reviews
Complete: All Human! Jacobs family moved back to forks where he finds the ever beautiful Edward Cullen. But soon the winds of change sweep in and blow away everything they once knew. JACOBxEDWARD Slash. Please Review. M for Language, sex, ect...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,215 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8346 - Favs: 7,473 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Blush and Bashful reviews
16 year old gay teen Jasper Whitlock finds himself having to move to a small, rainy town in the Olympic Peninsula of Washington, where he discovers himself vying for the attention of a couple of the local boys. Human Jasper POV Language SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 119,042 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jasper, Jacob - Complete