Joshin Batra
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Joined 05-03-09, id: 1923112, Profile Updated: 02-26-13
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

... I am Alive, I am different, and I look back at these stories of mine and go...

was I high, or just stupid as crap?

so first up, what's being discontinued

A Different Kind of Story: more like same story as everyone else, only more retarded... discontinued, abandoned, and let to rot...

Shinigami of the Crescent Moon: Much as I had fun starting it, I feel it's only a shameless self insertion *though I do feel shame..., Discontinued...

Next up, what is being Continued for now

Desert Winds: I love writing this one a far amount, NaruTen is a personal favorite of mine, I ship it so bloody much when I finally grow old and have my own boat I'm naming the Boat NaruTen

The Difference a Family Makes: I simply enjoy it, but it's updates are probably going to be very rare...

An Unexpected Betrayal: It's a fun one, I will eventually move the files from NaruSaku to here, probably do a rewrite in some areas and add some filler chapters... any ideas anyone?

now as to where I've been...

Pretty much just been busy, when I stopped doing anything I was essentially moving around, buzy as heck and had no time, in the process I grew up a bit my I still like Fanfiction, so I am returning *Not that anyone missed me*

So here I am, back and slightly more mature

Let's hope that's a good thing

Planned Stories

"The Konoha Do Not": Basically a list of Do Nots for Konoha, made to be funny, with each list of Do nots one of the Do nots will be shown as an actual mini-story that explains why

The Chronicles of Nayuki: A genderbend story where all of the Konoha 12, save for Sasuke, is GenderBent, this will be a NaruTen story as well

Funny Quotes:

"I am quite capable of being sane, however, acting insane is just so much more fun" - Me

"Never forget... ah crap I forgot what I was gonna say" - Me

"If you can kick it over a fence without trying, it's not a dog, it's a fluffy, barking rat" - My Dad

"If I had a penny for every time I heard that... I'd have a penny, congrats on originality" - Me

"At this point, nothing you say surprises me, simply because I can expect you to make no sense" - My Sister

"Go die" "Give me about, oh I'd say fifty years and I'll get right on that" my sister, then me

"SNAFU, FUBAR, both of them pretty much describe my state of mind" Me

"Eh, shit's 'nd giggles" my response to the question 'Why?'

If you have a funny quote, send it and I'll put it up with your penname next to it

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The Nayuki Chronicles reviews
So Nayuki wasn't the best there was at controlling Chakra, and maybe her grades in the academy were low, but now that she's a genin, she'll prove them all wrong! So Tengu wasn't the best martial artist, nor did he come from a fancy clan, but soon he'll prove to everyone that sometimes a well timed kunai is all you need... What happens when these two collide? Genderbends all around!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Naruko U., Tenten
Desert Winds reviews
M to be safe When Sakura and Ino scold Naruto for fighting against Sasuke, he snaps and leaves Konoha, three years later, Sakura, Ino, and Kiba are the only genin left from the Konoha 12, but who is that Suna boy, he looks familiar NaruTen OCTemari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,687 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Tenten
Shinigami of The Crescent Moon
I'm headed to the Bleach world, Will I become a powerful Shinigami? am I going to be awesome? and will I win a certain Hornets heart... Probably not, BUT I'LL TRY ANYWAY, my first uploaded bleach story, and there will be swearing... lots of it
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,835 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Suì-Fēng
The Differences of Having a Family reviews
FemnaruSasu, After the kyuubi attack, Sasukes father adopts Nayuki, twelve years later, Nayuki is Top Kunoichi, and passes with no problems, but what will happen now that she's a genin? rated M for future scenes, co-written with Irunic-Kori
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,040 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Different Kind of Story reviews
What if Naruto had a twin sister, what if she was the real container for kyuubi, and what if Naruto had died protecting her, follow Nayuki as she reveals her long kept secret to her friends, FemaleNaruto, will contain adult scenes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,810 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
An Unexpected Betrayal reviews
M to be safe, NaruSaku, DarkNaru at first
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.