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Joined 05-04-09, id: 1923384, Profile Updated: 11-11-13
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, X-overs, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

TO ALL OF YALL THAT ARE STILL READING AND FAVOURITING MY FICS I AM NOW 19 YEARS OLD & IN UNIVERSITY & I DON'T EVEN LIKE TWILIGHT (NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH LIKING TWILIGHT OR READING TWILIGHT FANFICTIONS) SO READ ALL YOU WANT THERE IS A 100.1% CHANCE I'M NOT GOING TO UPDATE THESE STORIES EVER. PEACE OUT HOME SKILLETS GO 2 MY TUMBLR IF U LOVE ME NOT FOR MY STORIES http://deadsetonagetawaay.tumblr.com/

Name: Sam

D.O.B: 2nd of August 1994

Hair and eye colour: dark brown hair and grey-blue eyes.

Birth place - Australia!

I'm writin ;D

YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE LINKS

Alice’s surfboard - http://www.refresh.co.za/uploaded/surfboard.jpg

Bella’s surfboard - http://www.flickr.com/photos/37843019@N04/3481846909/

More about meeeee

My favourite bands/singers include -clears throat-: All Time Low, Paramore, Boys Like Girls, Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, Katy Perry, Nevershoutnever, 30 Seconds to Mars, VersaEmerge, Good Charlotte

My favourite movies are: Step Up 1 & 2, Fired Up, Steel Magnolias, Up, Cool Runnings, Shrek

My favourite books (because I am a book worm) are: Vampire Academy, The Vampire Diaries. I read too many vampire books :L. The Specky Magee series books are the only books I can think of that aren't about vampires that I like. haha im a goober.


"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

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Unexpected Love by XxEdwards LullabyXx reviews
Bella Swan moves to Forks Washington and she attends Forks High school where she feels alone and invisible. But, what happens when she starts to fall for one of the most popular guys in Forks High? Will he see Bella as something more? BXE All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 183,013 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
When an elevator ride changes everything! by dee.xo reviews
What happens when Bella gets stuck in an elevator with the extremely hot Edward? Read it all to see how it changes everything. AH xoxoxox
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,429 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Changed by edwardcullensfuturewife reviews
AU. NM. About a year after the Cullens left, Bella was changed. How will she deal with being a newborn and all alone? Or will she be alone for long? And if not, who will be there to help her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Player Haters by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Bella have been bickering since kindergarten. He's a player, and she is his sister's best friend. What happens when they discover their true feelings for each other, right before it all ends? ALL HUMAN! FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Feel Good Drag by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella is one of the top street racers in Arizona. But when a recent race ends up in a police chase, Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. What happens happens when she discovers an underground racing site, and meets new friends? SUMMARY INSIDE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,450 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Forget by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire in New Moon when searching for the meadow. Now she has a new family and awesome powers and moves back to Forks....and runs into a certain family. Will they get along? Pranks! REALLY funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,715 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
The Downers by NotYourBestFriend reviews
Bella Swan is a rebel. Edward Masen is a loser. Charlie Swan is a mailman and Elizabeth Masen is a socialite. When you mix them all together, you get one not so happy family. But Edward and Bella aren't just step siblings. Lifes too hard to be that easy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,892 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Back and Hotter Than Ever! by twilightlovers-danielle-yana reviews
Bella left forks 10 yrs ago. Now she is back and hotter than ever. What will her bestfriends think. Bestfriends and brother include: Jasper and Rosalie Hale, Alice Brandon, Emmett Swan and Edward Cullen and Jacob Black. All Human. Please read. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009
Your names not Bella? by ShannyTwilightFanny reviews
120 years after Edward left Bella. He never came back and she found someone else and had a family. Her great great granddaughter, Serena moves to Forks and finds the Cullens there. Will Edward fall in love with his one love's granddaughter?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,525 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward
Rockstar Bella by Twi.MaxRide.Crazy reviews
Bella is a superstar. What happens when Alice drags her brother, Edward, into one of her concerts and has backstage passes?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,984 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
The Cullen Brothers by indiananshu reviews
when bella gets the offer to live in the house of the most famous band the cullen brothers she declines but when her mother convinces her says yes.it starts with hatred between bella and edward main singer but can hatred turn into love.my first story try.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,089 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Jacob's Camera Phone by MyMomThinksImAwesome reviews
One-shot. Lemons and cursing. That's all I'm going to say. And no, this isn't a creepy Jacob-Edward fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Edward - Complete
Puppy Love by Daughter-of-Eris-and-Poseidon reviews
In a world where Bella Swan never existed, only Bella Clearwater. Whats happens when she comes across the Cullens? Will sparks fly or will there be nothing but hate? ON HOLD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009
My Home Is Where You Are by edwardcullensfuturewife reviews
AU. Edward never came back in New Moon. It's three years later. Bella is in her second year at Yale University. What would happen if the Cullen's end up going there also?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,340 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When We Met by indiananshu reviews
edward is the most depressed person he has no faith,hope and he is goin to suicide until he meets bella the most confident a chatter box she irritates him to hell but as said opposites attractshe has a boyfriend ed and bel meet on a train, diff try, AH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Log Of Mike Newton diary isn't manly by Popular Galinda reviews
This is the diary of Mike Newton during the Twilight Series. This is a parody and it shows how stupid Mike Newton really is. PS: if you like Mike, I suggest you don't read it. I kinda like Mike, I pick him over Jacob any day! Chapter 10 is up
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Mike - Complete
Hi, My name is Edward Cullen by Rini1137 reviews
Basically, This is an alternate ending and begining of the way the Twilight Saga COULD'VE been writen. I know there are a lot of things like this but give it a try. Once you get it you might actually laugh! Maybe oneshot, might continue...maybe
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brown Eyed Angel by XxEdwards LullabyXx reviews
Edward Cullen has been waiting for the right girl & has had no luck in finding her so far. But what happens when a new girl comes to town? Will he finally find the love he's been waiting & searching for? This is Edward's POV of my story Unexpected Love!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,404 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
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Walls reviews
An aspiring teacher moves to Baltimore. An All Time Low fanfiction. Rated T just in case.
Crossover - X-overs & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011
You Are My Sunshine reviews
Bella Swan is a normal girl,living in a small coastal town.She loves to surf.One day,a new guy E.C moves to town,quickly hitting the surfing crowd.What will their first impressions be of each other?And what has Bella burried deep beneath the surface?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,544 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Twilight IM reviews
I know it's been done heaps of times, but I find them really funny so I wanted to do one of my own! Please R&R! Includes eventually all your favourite Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009
75 Things Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To Do reviews
Title self-explainitory. Plz review, this is my first fanfic! Now with short stories from each point
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Emmett
The Adventures Of Emmett reviews
Many strange adventures that Emmett gets himself into, bringing everyone else with him. Includes the first story: Emmett and the Monkey, and more to come if I get reviews!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Emmett