Zeph the Mage
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Joined 05-04-09, id: 1923393, Profile Updated: 02-19-10
Author has written 5 stories for Legend of Zelda, School Rumble, Ouran High School Host Club, and Super Smash Brothers.

Hello, my name is Zeph the Mage, once known as "zeldafan10101". I'm a girl who's (sadly) a hopeless romatic and a big Zelink fan. I love video games and manga and anime, and I draw all the time. As of right now, I am going through a major Ouran obsession - I love that anime so much! Tamaki's too cute! ...Anyways, here's a tiny discription of me. Not much.

Age: 13

Hair Color: Golden Brown

Eye Color: Blue-gray

Height: 5'4

I know I have cussing and suggestive...stuff...in my writing and that it's probably surprising how young I am - but please don't send me messages saying, "OMG, you're 13?!" I consider that spam :)

So...now for all the junk that everyone has, here's mine:

Parings I support: Link and Zelda, Link and Midna, Mario and Peach, Luigi and Daisy, Tamaki and Haruhi, Nina and Ichi, Nina and Zero

I love... Magic and Wizardry, fantasy, The Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Johnny Depp, Tigger and his adorable voice, The Legend of Zelda! Awesome epic movies and games, all the seasons, and the talking fish that sings, "Don't worry, be happy" (no clue where that came from)

I hate... Yaoi, Naruto, Death Note, any other weird animes, Twilight especially, Robert Pattinson and his freaky face, gore, horror movies, Hitler, Filtch...Hogwart's wheezy janitor...and... Zac Efron! (go to hell!) Oh, did I mention yaoi? Creepers, haters, people who just sit on the curb and glare, grumpy scrooges who say "Bah-humbug!" (can't find those anymore) Freaky things that just don't belong in the world, the wrong version of advertisment, embaressing commercials, the downfall of rap, black people who hate white people for no reason or vice-versa, and yaoi! Sorry but I just really hate it...

If you have ever pushed or pulled on a door that said to do the opposite, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you despise yaoi, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you can't stand people who are unnecesscarily racist, copy and past this on your profile.

If you love Zelda, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're a klutz and have done something extremely embaressing (gone to sat on a chair and fell on the floor, vaulted over a couch and despised your socks afterward, or made a dramatic entrace and spun a little too quickly...) copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've said something really stupid without meaning to, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate these copy-and-paste things but do them anyway, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't understand the "everyone's doing it" method, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't understand cliques thinking they rule the world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think cheerleading for popularity is gay, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you say "gay" instead of "stupid", copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love animals, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're a girl that can strangely talk like a guy, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're a girl that can immitate Peach in an annoyingly good way, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're a person that can immitate a lot of video game characters, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're a person who has a friend that can talk like Donald Duck, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're a person who knows the "Prince-Charming-will-come" is a lie, but wish it was real, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're getting sick over the fact that FF.net is suddenly having ads come up on EVERY page, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a TinnierMe account, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think OCs add more character to a fanfic, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you want me to stop copy-and-pasting, then don't copy and paste this...I'll shut up before this takes over my page.

A story related to Christianity:

A man, who was growing old, was very excited about going to heaven. He was filthy-rich in gold and favored his prosperity very much - he was concerened that when he got to heaven, he wouldn't be able to take the savings with him. So he packed a leather suitcase with blocks of gold and settled it under his bed, waiting patiently. When it came time for him to die he found himself in the clouds and saw John the Baptist next to the gates of heaven.

John smiled and began to welcome him to his new home of eternity, but the man hastily blurted, "Wait, can I bring something to heaven with me?"

"Certainly! I'll have to inspect it first, though. Earthly items usually aren't permitted," John replied.

So the man went back to Earth into his old home and took the leather suitcase from under his bed. He went back up to the gates and handed it to John. He took it and settled in on the clouds, unzipping the suitcase and examining its contents.

After a few moments of silence, John scratched his head with a puzzled expression and exclaimed, "You brought pavement?!"

Below are a few jokes I've heard/come up with. Please do not take offense to any of them if you are or support the topics~

A Joke about Global Warming:

Announcer: We believe that global warming is the cause of cold weather! You see, the warm particles of air make the cold air colder, which creates all this snow!

Reporter: Really? Warm air created two and a half feet a snow? Then why doesn't cold air create warm weather?

Announcer: ...

If you don't understand global warming, copy and paste this on to your profile.

Blonde Jokes:

Q: How do you drown a blonde?

A: By putting a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.


Two blondes were sitting on a bench in Oklahoma, and one blonde says to the other, "Which one is farther away? Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says, "Hello?! Can you see Florida?"


Q: What do you call a really smart blonde?

A: A golden retriever.


A blonde walks into a store and says, "I want to buy that TV." The cashier says, "We don't sell TVs to blondes." So the girl goes home, dyes her hair brown, comes back to the store and says, "I want to buy that TV." The cashier says, "We don't sell TVs to blondes." So the girl goes home, dyes her hair red, comes back to the store and says, "I want that to buy that TV." The cashier says, "We don't sell TVs to blondes."

"How do you know I'm a blonde?!"

"Because that's a microwave."

Mexican Jokes:

Q: What's the difference between a mexican and a book?

A: A book has papers.


Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?

A: Because any mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already across the border.

I have nothing against mexicans, but I do not agree with illegal imigrants; there was also another one but it's pretty mean


I have written a new story, TMK for abbreviation, and it has been very sucessful so far and all of my readers love it. However, my computer account has recently had a error where the whole system has crashed. I can't log on or access any of my files, so I might not be able to update my stories for a while. I'm hoping my dad will fix it soon and recover everything, but if not, I will have to rewrite all the current chapters in progress, which will take a while and might make me go into a small writer's block.

Thank you for being patient - I'm really sorry for the long delay. I'm pretty mad that I have to use my mom's account to access the internet, but I won't write any documents on hers just to answer your curiousity - I don't want her reading my stuff.


I recently got wireless internet access on my laptop! This, however, does not solve my problem with losing my files, so I will still have to rewrite my chapters. That's alright, though, because I didn't like where they were going. As far as TMK goes, I hadn't started with the new chapter, so I'll be able to start on that freshly :) Thank you again for being patient with my work .


Once again, I'm screwed. Virus scams just really seem to like my computers T.T Well, I know I sound like a whimp, but I panic if I see a virus scam that brings up fake scanning or tells you you're unprotected. And once again, 'tis happened. My laptop's bringing up an unprotected icon and if I go on the internet I'm afraid I'll have viruses plunging me left and right...so, yeah... For you AROT fans, I'm sorry to say it's on a standstill. The same is for my major TMK fans - I'm really sorry to both groups!


I have resorted to using my mom's account to keep my fans happy! So far so good, since my account and my many, many documents have been erased (TT) I doubt that will get fixed anytime soon, so back to rewriting! Oh, joy.


I'm at a small standstill with TMK and a major one with AROT. I recently re-posted the author's note with a more explanitory...explanation of what's happening there. As far as my TMK fans - I LOVE YA!! You guys are so nice! Also, just to answer the question, I have nothing against the twins. I just found that they would be the culprit because from earlier episodes, it's quite obvious they go a little far with their emotions (at least, Hikaru does). Anyways, there will be an update - hopefully!! - soon! So, please remain patient! :D


I convinced myself to continue AROT, so I will be working on the chapter momentarily! Again, please excuse the major delays, but let me make a notation - where I live, there's at least 2 1/2 feet of snow outside, which, well...holds you up xD

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Remembering Yesterday by Animemyster reviews
Sometimes growing up means letting go of the things you care about. One fateful day Link is called away for training; when he returns four years later, how much will life in Hyrule have changed? Zelink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,854 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Hero of Wolves by The Wolfess reviews
Book 1 in The Doppelganger Trilogy: Link's adventure is over, but the former ranch boy isn't the same. Tempted by the wild nature of the ravenous wolf inside, Link is called upon to help revive a corrupt, rebellious post-war Hyrule and its Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 202,191 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/28/2007 - [Link, Zelda] Ilia, Wolf Link - Complete
Sadly Finished by ThePersonWithTheReallyLongName reviews
A fanfic writer never seems to finish any of her stories, that is untill she's sucked into hyrule and goes on an adventure of her own Link/OC/Sheik hopefully better than it sounds
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 83,514 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Link, Sheik
Ballade Pour Haruhi by NeonGrapefruit reviews
Tamaki is an idiotic lord at first sight, but he changes completely when he plays piano. When he plays, he captivates people and touches their hearts. Now, he's going to put that to use and captivate someone's heart. Haruhi Fujioka's heart.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
This Awesomeness by Tek Sonay reviews
What REALLY happened in that tower. In the midst of the epic battle between good and evil, Link and Ganondorf are distracted by a strange noise... Crack fic! Read at your own risk. Middle school ridiculousness kind of funny, but probably forever on hiatus.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,997 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Link, Ganondorf
Subspace Emissary BLOOPERS by RaDiCaLmE reviews
Based on the Adventure Mode. In a world where everyone kills and are weird, they must save us from the Subspace Army! Is there any hope? Maybe. Probably not.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,318 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
Remember When by Strix 4 reviews
A year after the final graduation, the Host Club reassembles after the typical college loss of contact. Old memories are shared over cups of commoner's coffee. Which friendships will be rekindled...and which relationships will be changed forever?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,175 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Haruhi F. - Complete
A Love Story by Allendra reviews
Post OOT Zelink. A young Link moves into the castle with Zelda, thus starting a friendship that grows into more as the years pass. They'll face pirates, old enemies returned for vengeance, and a prince intent on Hyrule's throne. But their biggest battle is the fact that Zelda is royal and Link is not. Rated T for violence, torture, and sensuality.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,813 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Link, Zelda, Impa - Complete
My Boys by Strix 4 reviews
They’re mine too, you know. I know that they always refer to me as ‘their Haruhi’, their toy, the thing they cling to tighter than Tamaki clings to his teddy bear. They’d never acknowledge that the door swings both ways."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Shattered Lives by Wavebreeze reviews
Forced to live with Ganondorf, Zelda is sent to find the wielder of the triforce in order to become free. But it’s hard to do that when you fall in love with the one you must kill. Modern day Hyrule - Zelink, full summary inside
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,391 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Zelda, Link - Complete
He is truly annoying by EmotionIsOverated reviews
Link and Zelda are forced into marriage, but Zelda does not want to be married to him. Link loves Zelda, but Zelda hates Link. Plus, he is really shy......Will their feelings for eachother change? Read to find out.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Link, Zelda
White Eyes by Perfect Soldier 01 reviews
LxZxFD. Sequel to A Time Once Lost. Zelda is fascinated by Link's mask collection, but when the Fierce Deity takes over Link's body she finds herself developing some rather unwanted feelings. Can she rescue Link and still part ways with the Fierce Deity?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,842 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Zelda, Fierce Deity - Complete
Anamnesis by Katie Ann reviews
The memories began to circle in her head, but whose memories they were and whether they were real she could not ascertain. She decided that like all good stories, she would start at the beginning. Post TP. LxZ.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,931 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Zelda, Link - Complete
One Last Adventure by elisheva reviews
Set after the first POTC...after the death of Will Elizabeth felt she was doomed to follow her boring lot in life. Then a certain pirate captain came along for one last adventure...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 20,160 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Measuring Fate by AmberMoony reviews
When Link is sent back in time, he and Zelda must re-live their lives, but Ganondorf isn't giving up that easily... mostly LinkXZelda, some ZeldaXGanondorf
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Zelda, Link
A Time Once Lost by Perfect Soldier 01 reviews
LxZ. When two hearts have been separated for seven years, it is difficult to pick up the pieces of a broken love. But when two familiar faces are forced together again, will they be able to overcome their past mistakes and heal their aching wounds?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,615 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
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Truth or Dare: Smash Bros Style! reviews
It's snowing, and that means trouble with the smashers stuck inside the mansion! When Captain Falcon announces a game of Truth or Dare, Ganondorf wants revenge on Link that might involve some smooching with a certain princess...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Link, Zelda/Sheik - Complete
A Reminisce of Twilight reviews
Zelda has been forced to take the crown and Link has been gone for over two years. Now, Link returns, claiming to have grave news that could cost Hyrule, and the races it holds, their entire exsistance... Post: TP
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,002 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Link, Zelda
The Melancholy of a King reviews
When a thunderstom arrives and Tamaki finds Haruhi cooped up in one of the libraries, he decides to take her home with him. Chaos is bound to ensue, and Haruhi sees a part of the princely character she had never seen before. Could this turn into love?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,635 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
A Dream too Far reviews
She was an angel in his mind, with that glossy hair, dark eyes, and dramatic clumsiness that came with her exaggerated determination. But, she was dream...a heavenly dream...that was just too far to reach. Just a drabble of Harima's thoughts of Tenma.
School Rumble - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Kenji H., Tenma T. - Complete
Farore's Gift reviews
Dear Hero, I see your burden. You're strength is weakening, I can feel it." Farore squeezed his hand as if to make her point. "I will bestow upon you my gift of courage, to help you reclaim your strength - to face these challenges. Will you accept it?"
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Farore, Link - Complete