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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

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I'm a 30-something reader/writer in Chicago, IL. I like cheese. I enjoy witty banter and friendly insults.


Some lovely person (persons?) nominated me for an Emerging Swan Award in the Oldie but Goodie Author category! SO SWEET! Now I'm feeling all kinds of guilty about being the world's biggest slackery updater. So go vote for me and I'll feel even worse! ;-)

Red Letter Year

-Multi-Chapter FemmeSlash Fic

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Never Sated

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Push Me, Pull Me

-Entry in the TSA Hot Lemon's Contest

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Push Me, Pull Me Picture Prompt

Beautiful Strangers

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Silent Truth by callmemrsmiller reviews
"Magnus, you have nothing to worry about…I want this." Whatever worries lurking in the darkness of Magnus's mind vanished completely, he could almost literally hear his self-control ripping in two. My version of what should have happened between 207/208 aka the missing Malec scene(s) - sex and angst cause I love it. Currently thinking this will be 2/3 shot.
Shadowhunters - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,300 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 2/23 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Tangled Up In Blue by TxBirdie reviews
Edward Cullen is looking for inspiration to write THE American novel. Bella Swan is looking for inspiration, any inspiration, to pull her from her doldrums existence. But what they find in each other, neither of them could have expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 162,596 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 2,127 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Measure of Grace by Saritadreaming reviews
A virus sweeps over the earth, killing man and man's best friend. For the few survivors, the nightmare is just beginning. Who set the virus free, and how far will the remains of the government go to find a cure? An innocent girl, a fiercely loyal dog, a jaded man with a past. Can they survive this new world and its secrets? E/B, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 182,653 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper
There Fell a Stillness by HappyInLove reviews
A man who doesn't believe in faith. A woman who may be losing hers. Two lost souls collide in the stillness between hope lost and found. "I think you need this more than I do. Everyone needs a little something to believe in sometimes."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,650 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Ruthless and Ivory by MujerN reviews
The full story to the Red Ribbon assassin-Finalist to Tattward and Inkella Contest: She finds every corpse he hides. She follows every trail he leaves behind. A ribbon. A clue. A crime. She doesn't know he'll do anything to keep her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 266,847 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15121 - Favs: 8,842 - Follows: 9,184 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bleeding Out by NalaWrote reviews
The first instalment: Savana Oakes returns from Holland to her parents only to cross paths with the beautifully terrifying Roman Godfrey, almost as terrifying as the sexy, yet twisted relationship that ensues.
Hemlock Grove - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Roman G.
Three Graces And A Muse by FarDareisMai2 reviews
It's been seven years since Edward left and he's about to find out that things have changed in his absence. Now Bella is caught between forgiving her past or following her future. AH Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,469 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella
Air by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 3689 - Favs: 3,575 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5098 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12529 - Favs: 8,328 - Follows: 6,307 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two Girls, One Heart by hisgirlinterrupted reviews
A story about a girl... who loves a girl... who loves a boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,561 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Bella, Angela - Complete
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2517 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12742 - Favs: 6,687 - Follows: 6,057 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
SOUL by denverpopcorn reviews
Meet Edward Cullen, boy next door, dreamer, and self-proclaimed virgin. Take a journey with him as he heads out in search of The One. AH. EPOV, E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,363 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7562 - Favs: 10,921 - Follows: 5,940 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10730 - Favs: 12,052 - Follows: 12,630 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The bigger light by grrlinterrupted reviews
An all-human, New Moon role reversal: Jacob has been dumped by the woman with whom he was obsessed. Can Bella convince him life is still worth living? And what will happen when his first love returns? Written for the Remember When This Was Fun contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Bad Boy by SqueakyZorro reviews
Edward loves to drive fast, and he counts on his gift to be his radar detector. Unfortunately, Charlie's thoughts are sometimes none too clear to him... Honorable Mention in the Remember When This Was Fun Contest. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
Green Is Good by donnersun reviews
My entry for the Remember When This Was Fun contest. Riley is supposed to be unpacking. Instead he's getting high. Rated M for bad lemons, cherry lube, and One Direction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Carlisle, Riley - Complete
Running for Home by ooza reviews
Edward discovers his entire past is a fabrication. On his journey to uncover the truth he meets Bella, a young woman neglecting all responsibility for the first time in her life. Road trip! ExBxVolvo BPOV/EPOV AH AU OOC M for language and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,212 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heroin Lullabies by ayngyl22 reviews
E/B, Edward is lead singer of a hard rock band, and Bella is a massage therapist. Mature readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,726 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Silk & Satin by sadtomato reviews
Edward's afraid to reveal his love of lingerie to his new boyfriend, but he's forced to confront the truth when Carlisle finds his panty drawer. Will Carlisle be into it or will he GTFO? Slash. Lemons. Panties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Touching Solitude by catharticone reviews
Edward moves to a remote homestead in Oregon, seeking isolation to recover from a traumatic event. However, a chance meeting with his lovely yet melancholy neighbor sparks concern for her. Can these two broken individuals help each other to heal? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 87 - Words: 252,786 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7222 - Favs: 5,691 - Follows: 4,146 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Bella by Rason reviews
Edward doesn't return after leaving Bella in the forest in Forks. Eight years later, Edward discovers she lives nearby & is persuaded by his family to find her. What he sees will shock him. Can he love the person Bella has become? Lemons. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,014 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Edward, Bella
Lessons Learned: Twilight Kink Fest by mskathy reviews
Written for the Twilight Kink Fest, this was a photo prompt. Link inside fic. Bella worries when her girlfriend admits she wants to be spanked. Bella doesn't think hitting a woman is ever right. Alice explains, Rose demonstrates, lessons are learned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Search and Rescue by kitkat681 reviews
Bella is in an elite search and rescue team, trying to forget the one person she could not save. Edward is trying to forget his past by taking photographs in the middle of a war zone. Can they forgive themselves before everything comes crashing down?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 54,077 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Singer and The Sorrow by MG2112 reviews
Neither can survive without the other. They have to be together or they will both perish. Bella Swan is a graduate student drawn into a world of dreams. Edward Cullen is a beautiful, immortal vampire. High in the hills of the Tuscany region of Italy is a town called Volterra that inexplicably links these two disparate lives. **Ch10-REVISED**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 180,617 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
People like us by justginger reviews
Edward Cullen is the hottest movie star. Bella Swan is an Art Graduate. Their worlds collide one day and they are drawn together. There is a secret world that they share, a lust for the darker side..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 1,337,937 - Reviews: 3817 - Favs: 2,833 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tale of Two Cities by TruceOver reviews
Emmett falls hard for a stranger at the airport. Edward refuses to give in. Will they be able to work through their issues and just be happy? *slash* AH Emmett/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,803 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Broken by grrlinterrupted reviews
A drabble written from a prompt: Carlisle and Jake spend time alone together after the newborn battle, when Jake is wounded and Carlisle is the only doctor that can see him. What do they talk about? Rated for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Jacob, Carlisle - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3719 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23056 - Favs: 14,974 - Follows: 10,764 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8184 - Favs: 8,399 - Follows: 8,531 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Where You Belong by sadtomato reviews
Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
100 Hours by wytchwmn75 reviews
Bella has a 4.0 GPA & volunteers at the hospital. Edward is pierced & has tattoo's & has to serve 100 hours community service at the hospital. What happens when the bad boy finds out the good girl has a wild side? ExB, AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,862 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drenched by MizzHyde reviews
Drenched: A Song in 36 verses. Here comes the rain again / falling from the stars / drenched in my pain again / becoming who we are. AH / Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 14,211 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The List of Words by MyKonstantine reviews
"I'll add it to the list of words I use to try to figure you out." Katniss and Peeta are forced to confront their demons as they struggle to make sense of their new complex relationship back in District 12. Pre-epilogue. Rated M for very adult themes.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,847 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Vision by mamdi reviews
::VAMPSLASH CONTEST:: The boys are alone in New York City. Edward is having trouble reading Jasper's thoughts and Edward is fed up with the tension between the two of them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5096 - Favs: 6,328 - Follows: 3,814 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chance Encounter by Besotted reviews
When Bella Swan, a 23 year old cellist studying music at Julliard meets Edward Cullen, a Hollywood movie star, their lives will be forever changed as they struggle to make their relationship work against the greatest of odds. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 387,084 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 2,264 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6373 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Count to four by grrlinterrupted reviews
When growing up was surviving, how do you learn how to live? Jasper rages; Bella represses. They find balance in each other. One shot, Jasper's POV, OOC, AH, rated M for a good reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14519 - Favs: 7,779 - Follows: 5,394 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love is the End by phoebes.promise reviews
If he had only spoken the right words at the right time she would be his forever. Instead, they ache, love and long for each other in silence. A bittersweet love story desperately searching for a happily ever after. E/B, AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,508 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pressed for Time by chele681 reviews
Is it possible to fall in love in five minutes? "He showed me what he was reading and, accidentally, I think he may have shown me his soul" BxE Written with Twanza AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 108,330 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Concerto no 21 in C Major by LifeInTheSnow reviews
Every note bears meaning. The prelude to a concerto. One-shot. B/E, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Quite a Love Story by pange reviews
I loved her almost from the moment I met her. Turns out you don't have to be waiting for a prince in order to be burned by the fairy tale. An entry for the FTLOW Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Angela, Bella - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10246 - Favs: 6,501 - Follows: 3,740 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Wept Not by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Jasper is a war weary soldier burdened by the weight of eternity. Edward is an uncomplicated high school student content to hide his sexuality. Together can Jasper find something to live for and Edward discover some things are worth dying for? J/E Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,194 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Born to be Mine by hidingfromsomeone reviews
Six months after Jacob dies, Bella Black moves her young family to California to be with her brother. Meanwhile, across the country, Dr Edward Cullen is preparing for a similar move. AU AH OOC. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
15 Step by Jenny Jerkface reviews
17-year old Bella Swan moves to Forks after being abandoned by her mother. With music as her only friend and a penchant for trouble, Bella just wants to be left alone. Unfortunately, her behavior attracts the attention of hot tempered Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,617 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5080 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Beale Street by donnersun reviews
Can Bella overcome the ghosts of her pasts enough to let someone new into her life? There's a mule, an Edward, and a cussing parrot. A/H Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,843 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Distractions by windchymes reviews
An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 184,779 - Reviews: 3367 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Family Business by SuzsPetals reviews
Edward Cullen met the girl of his dreams but pushed her away due to his complicated, dangerous family life. When cruel irony reunites them, he's forced to make a devastating choice: Save her from a fate worse than death or from the family business. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 152,068 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Don't Break, We Bend by LyricalKris reviews
When the man who's supposed to love them hurts them, and the people who are supposed to save them won't listen, it falls on their shoulders to not just survive, but save each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,256 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3288 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meeting People is Easy by Myg reviews
After a gig in Seattle, vamp-singer Mercy Brown picks up a delightful brunette calling herself "Lola." She brings her home to Edward for some late night entertainment, but soon discovers she's just got a bit part in a whole different show. Very lemony.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3567 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Covet by edwardsisobel reviews
What do you do when you meet the love of your existence a year after you marry the savior of your soul? Edward and Jasper thought they were doomed to a life of longing and regret until they meet someone who holds the key to unlock their future.Vamp Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,742 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Raze by pange reviews
Scarred both physically & emotionally, Edward attempts to move past the loss of his partner. Broken and alone he seeks for comforting arms. Will he ever find them? An entry for the In the Closet contest. Slash & mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Edward
Waking Up In Vegas by cherieblossum reviews
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila...married! Well, Bella Swan, that's what you get for waking up in Vegas! AU/AH. O/S Contest entry for: A Wedding To Remember
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,536 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bedroom Confessions by JandMsMommy reviews
Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH;E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,983 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17567 - Favs: 10,839 - Follows: 4,820 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Idee Fixe by DizzyUpTheGirls reviews
If he didn't count, if everything didn't add up, something terrible would happen. Edward knew that. He knew that his sister would have a terrible accident, or the basement would suddenly flood, or his dog would run away. A short story about OCD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,655 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Groupie by JustForkIt reviews
Groupie: Noun. A fan of a singer/band who usually follows around on concert tours. Girl meets boy, they become best friends. She falls in love, and he is clueless. Can she ever be more than a Groupie to him? E/B Angst, Drama, Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,009 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8900 - Favs: 7,813 - Follows: 3,966 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4780 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodnight, Noises Everywhere by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Bella is the only survivor of a virus which has killed off the human race. Is there anyone-anything-still alive on this dying planet? Entry for the Twilight 25 Challenge. Post-apocalyptic good times. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,043 - Reviews: 2997 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
With or Without You by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella were once high school sweethearts. Years later, their lives converge unexpectedly, forcing Bella to deal with and accept things she's long since tried to move past. This story started with "Trampoline", once a WitFit prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 4240 - Favs: 2,929 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6227 - Favs: 5,422 - Follows: 5,398 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Doorway Coitus by Papa Cazzo reviews
Acting on a sexual impulse, Jasper Hale jumps on a plane, to visit a friend from the internet. What ensues is just carnal. Characters are owned by SM, I just write them as I see them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4575 - Favs: 5,835 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9604 - Favs: 8,384 - Follows: 3,394 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting For Dr Right by vickitori303 reviews
Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,703 - Reviews: 3460 - Favs: 4,558 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Constant in the Darkness by camoozle reviews
Bella, suffering from an eating disorder, returns to Forks to care for her estranged father. She seeks comfort in Edward, an aspiring chef, who is having difficulty dealing with his own demons. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 351,739 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 3,098 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3154 - Favs: 2,921 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4094 - Favs: 4,071 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Fall in the Light by einfach mich reviews
Not all love stories are boy meets girls. All Human Ed/Bella FEMSLASH Yes, that's right FEMSLASH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,227 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2121 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 2,891 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6448 - Favs: 9,158 - Follows: 4,162 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Auto Erotic by SinShameGuilt reviews
Slashy one shot written for the Fandom Gives Back Auction - dedicated to the lovely and talented Frenchbeanz. We can all dream can't we?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Walk in Beauty by einfach mich reviews
At the height of World War Two. Edward and Jacob are stranded in a foreign jungle, isolated from the rest of their unit. As Jacob, a Navajo Code Talker explains his language and culture to Edward, the two become closer than they ever imagine. AH Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Age of Consent by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,044 - Reviews: 7026 - Favs: 4,237 - Follows: 2,383 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 3,394 - Follows: 696 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whatever the Lady Wants by einfach mich reviews
Edward and Bella have been dating for three months, but they are experiencing issues. Bella thinks that her ex-boyfriend might be able to help. Will her decision make or break their relationship? AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,728 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Once Upon A Time In A Thrift Store reviews
My entry for the Remember When This Was Fun contest. Two girls. Fun times. Fluffy bunnies no real bunnies .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Angela, Bella - Complete
Red Letter Year reviews
Alice needs to leave her single life behind. Venturing out with her brother, she finds more than she expected in a pair of warm brown eyes. What started out as a physical need may, in fact, be more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,673 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Alice, Bella
Never Sated reviews
RE-POSTING. NOT A NEW STORY. This was my homework/contribution to Smut University and the Back to School Compilation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wherever You Go reviews
Collaboration with MessyBar. Our donation to Fandom Fights Mental Illness. Summary: The old adage is true...you don't know what you've got until it's gone. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Strangers reviews
ENTRY FOR THE CURVACEOUS AND BODACIOUS BOMBSHELL FIC CONTEST Summary: "The most terrifying thing is to accept oneself completely." -Carl Jung * Bella Swan would have to agree, because she's done it.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Letter Year: The Outtakes reviews
Outtakes from Red Letter Year
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Alice, Bella
You Are My Sunshine reviews
They always say that you're never the same after you lose the one you love. What happens when you lose her, but can still see her, still touch her? Would you still be the same? My donation to the Fandom For Preemies Compilation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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