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Joined 05-04-09, id: 1923891, Profile Updated: 11-01-14
Author has written 9 stories for School Days, K-ON!/けいおん!, Please Twins/おねがい☆ツインズ, Ai Yori Aoshi, Mai HiME, and Hell Girl.

I'm Zeke. You might know my parody website, FiveMinute.net. The stuff I post here is unlikely to be much more serious.

Next up: Various oneshots for both K-ON and other shows. I'll probably finish the one for Tantei Opera Milky Holmes first.

Linguistic notes: Since I'm writing in English, I don't pretend I'm writing in Japanese. I usually go with Western name order, and I leave out honorifics, except when one is used so consistently that it practically constitutes a nickname (like Chiyo-chan in Azumanga). When there's an official translation, I generally go with its terminology and spellings; if I don't do that, it usually means I'm really attached to the unofficial ones (e.g. "light music club" and "Ricchan" over "pop music club" and "Ritchan").

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¡Nunca dejes de creer! by Spidey Works reviews
A menos de que ganen las Regionales, ¡el Club de Música Ligera de la Escuela Sakuragaoka será suspendido! ¿Podrán las chicas del Houkago Tea Time encontrar la manera de pasar este predicamento y brillar nuevamente?. Cap. 6 ¡UP! ¡Sawako ha puesto a las chicas del club a trabajar a todo lo que dan para poder superar una nueva crisis, y las Regionales están a la vuelta de la esquina!
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,044 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Mio A., Ritsu T., Sawako Y., Azusa N.
Mind of Aluminum by Moczo reviews
The dark truth about Sakura Matou has been revealed, and the question has been asked: should she live, or die? Only a true hero could make such a painful choice, but... sadly, none were available.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Rin T. - Complete
The Evil Villain Henchman Exchange Program by Rhianwen reviews
Joker and Wendy are given a valuable opportunity for learning, outreach, and new friendships forged through common interests. Naturally, they are Not Happy about this. A Star Wars crossover.
Read or Die - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Supercondensed Mega Man X Series by Revokov reviews
The severely shortened X game series. Take a look for a quick laugh. UPDATE: Megaman X8 is UP and it there was much REJOICING and angels SANG and STUFF. Also X7's missing lines are FIXED.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,668 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002
If Pokemon Could Talk by Bezo reviews
A short and mostly harmless featurette, involving the discovery of the 387th Pokemon! Features Ash as an older collector...when he's not got too much left to collect...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2003
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A Carol of Hell reviews
There are Christmas stories even in Enma Ai's world. They just go a little differently.
Hell Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2014
Don't Say Stop Believin' reviews
Unless they win at Regionals, the Light Music Club is getting suspended! Can they find a way to turn their despair to glee? ** FINAL UPDATE! Afterword, notes - and no less than ten omake scenes!
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 105,641 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sawako Y., Jun S. - Complete
Apocalypse Nao reviews
The HiME Festival is a clash of all-powerful titans with the world itself at stake... so how did some petty delinquent end up the last one standing? A "what if" one-shot.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Reito K., Nao Y. - Complete
Tea For Two reviews
Okay, seriously, what the heck is Mio doing at the White House? One-shot.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Mio A. - Complete
The Red String Blues reviews
Boy meets girl. Girl tells boy she's his long-lost fiancee. There's just one small problem... he isn't. Afterword and omake now up!
Ai Yori Aoshi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,782 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Tangled Up in Indigo reviews
After-School Tea Time is a huge success... but not for quite the reason they think.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,808 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
They Aim to Please reviews
They could be relatives. They could be strangers. They're definitely insane. Onegai Twins taken just a wee bit closer to its logical extreme.
Please Twins/おねがい☆ツインズ - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Her Love is a Stapler reviews
If people write what they know, where does Mio keep getting her love songs from? Silly one-shot.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
Hell Days reviews
When a curse is cast, two graves are dug... so why won't Itou Makoto die already? School Days/Hell Girl crossover.
Crossover - School Days & Hell Girl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete