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Joined 05-04-09, id: 1923891, Profile Updated: 11-01-14
Author has written 9 stories for School Days, K-ON!/けいおん!, Please Twins/おねがい☆ツインズ, Ai Yori Aoshi, Mai HiME, and Hell Girl.

I'm Zeke. You might know my parody website, FiveMinute.net. The stuff I post here is unlikely to be much more serious.

Next up: Various oneshots for both K-ON and other shows. I'll probably finish the one for Tantei Opera Milky Holmes first.

Linguistic notes: Since I'm writing in English, I don't pretend I'm writing in Japanese. I usually go with Western name order, and I leave out honorifics, except when one is used so consistently that it practically constitutes a nickname (like Chiyo-chan in Azumanga). When there's an official translation, I generally go with its terminology and spellings; if I don't do that, it usually means I'm really attached to the unofficial ones (e.g. "light music club" and "Ricchan" over "pop music club" and "Ritchan").

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¡Nunca dejes de creer! by Spidey Works reviews
A menos de que ganen las Regionales, ¡el Club de Música Ligera de la Escuela Sakuragaoka será suspendido! ¿Podrán las chicas del Houkago Tea Time pasar este predicamento y brillar nuevamente?. Cap. 8 ¡UP! El día del gran evento llegó, ¡pero Sawako y Mugi no aparecen por ningún lado!, ¿donde andarán?, ¿y que hará Ritsu exactamente para registrar al grupo en el evento?
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,934 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Mio A., Ritsu T., Sawako Y., Azusa N.
Mind of Aluminum by Moczo reviews
The dark truth about Sakura Matou has been revealed, and the question has been asked: should she live, or die? Only a true hero could make such a painful choice, but... sadly, none were available.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Rin T. - Complete
The Evil Villain Henchman Exchange Program by Rhianwen reviews
Joker and Wendy are given a valuable opportunity for learning, outreach, and new friendships forged through common interests. Naturally, they are Not Happy about this. A Star Wars crossover.
Read or Die - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Supercondensed Mega Man X Series by Revokov reviews
The severely shortened X game series. Take a look for a quick laugh. UPDATE: Megaman X8 is UP and it there was much REJOICING and angels SANG and STUFF. Also X7's missing lines are FIXED.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,668 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002
If Pokemon Could Talk by Bezo reviews
A short and mostly harmless featurette, involving the discovery of the 387th Pokemon! Features Ash as an older collector...when he's not got too much left to collect...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2003
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A Carol of Hell reviews
There are Christmas stories even in Enma Ai's world. They just go a little differently.
Hell Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2014
Don't Say Stop Believin' reviews
Unless they win at Regionals, the Light Music Club is getting suspended! Can they find a way to turn their despair to glee? ** FINAL UPDATE! Afterword, notes - and no less than ten omake scenes!
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 105,641 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sawako Y., Jun S. - Complete
Apocalypse Nao reviews
The HiME Festival is a clash of all-powerful titans with the world itself at stake... so how did some petty delinquent end up the last one standing? A "what if" one-shot.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Reito K., Nao Y. - Complete
Tea For Two reviews
Okay, seriously, what the heck is Mio doing at the White House? One-shot.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Mio A. - Complete
The Red String Blues reviews
Boy meets girl. Girl tells boy she's his long-lost fiancee. There's just one small problem... he isn't. Afterword and omake now up!
Ai Yori Aoshi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,782 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Tangled Up in Indigo reviews
After-School Tea Time is a huge success... but not for quite the reason they think.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,808 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
They Aim to Please reviews
They could be relatives. They could be strangers. They're definitely insane. Onegai Twins taken just a wee bit closer to its logical extreme.
Please Twins/おねがい☆ツインズ - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Her Love is a Stapler reviews
If people write what they know, where does Mio keep getting her love songs from? Silly one-shot.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
Hell Days reviews
When a curse is cast, two graves are dug... so why won't Itou Makoto die already? School Days/Hell Girl crossover.
Crossover - School Days & Hell Girl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete