KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle
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Joined 05-04-09, id: 1924075, Profile Updated: 04-18-12
Author has written 10 stories for Twilight.

Keepers of the Naughty Sparkle is kind of a group thing...

We are a group of potty-mouthed smut talkin' hot mamas brought together by our mutual love of the f-bomb and all things Twilight. We fell in love on a twilighters forum, that shall not be named, and after a falling out with all the prudish twaffles we decided to take matters into our own hands.

Our little group of budding authors is addicted to fan fiction - we just can't get enough! Our little group is comprised of three main contributors - Check out our personal profiles and fics!

Follow us on our Twitter accounts: pkitten21 (aka Katie), or NaughtySparkle /TFX (aka Trin)


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Reunion Banner Links: we have two different animations for Reunion - the main difference is one includes the F-bomb and the other is clean, the other difference is the HS pics of B&E are different. You can get the code for these banners by Clicking here for Banners. This will also take you to our Page on Twilighted.net where all of the extras are available for your purusal!

Buy your Geekward/Reunion gear over at our CafePress store because you NEED a shirt that says "Pants off. Glasses on."!!!

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Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 273,399 - Reviews: 5188 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 4,537 - Updated: 12/13/2016 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14736 - Favs: 12,469 - Follows: 5,662 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20325 - Favs: 13,524 - Follows: 5,553 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10704 - Favs: 12,005 - Follows: 12,585 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9492 - Favs: 8,579 - Follows: 5,754 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6608 - Favs: 5,999 - Follows: 3,569 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18546 - Favs: 7,732 - Follows: 3,717 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3110 - Favs: 4,719 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flight 2804 by movieandbookgirl reviews
Edward is a US Air Marshal working to protect our country from air attacks. Bella is a flight attendant on one of the flights he's monitoring. What happens when he can't get her off of his mind? Can he protect her and an entire flight from imminent danger
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,574 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6072 - Favs: 9,112 - Follows: 5,306 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8732 - Favs: 5,446 - Follows: 5,111 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Sincerely, Edward by Holly1980 reviews
Their love grew over a series of letters exchanged while he was deployed to Afghanistan. He's coming home and there is no other place she'd rather be than waiting for him. ExB Entry for the PPSS "Officer and A Gentleman" contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Playing Field by mahoneybun reviews
Bella's passion for football drives her to play for her new school's team as Charlie's nephew. But how long can she keep up the charade? And what about her growing feelings for one of her team captains and quarter-back Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,970 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 2,155 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3891 - Favs: 4,104 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2141 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5552 - Favs: 8,164 - Follows: 2,279 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Are Worse Things I Could Do by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella and Edward have a summer affair leaving for two different states when it is over. They end up at the same school and they must figure out how to make their love last despite all the obstacles in their way. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8414 - Favs: 7,612 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
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Happy Bday TFX! reviews
A reposting of Trin's 2010 bday fic that accidentally got deleted. Rated M for LeMon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward - Complete
Find Mate reviews
He was tall, slightly thin, with messy bronze hair hung in careless disarray, framing a face any normal nerd would kill for. He made the most average pair of dark framed glasses the sexiest thing Bella had ever seen. Who says gamers aren't sexy? EXB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,563 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reunion Outtakes reviews
Ever wonder what happened when...Various outtakes from Reunion
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,438 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010
Reunion reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3564 - Favs: 3,945 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Clanking of Crystal by TFX reviews
This was written for Purdeliz for the Twi-Fic Gift Exchange. After Edward spends the night with the girl of his dreams at a New Year's Masquerade Ball what lengths will he go through to find out who she is? Rated M for Potty Mouth, dirty minds & some lime
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
I Want Some More by TFX reviews
Started for Happy Bday Nina Project & Cont for Haiti Comp. Prompts:Argyle, Darth Vader/Stormtroopers, & S'mores. What happens when shy nerdy IT guy finally asks his doe-eyed co-worker out on a date? Will it end w/ sweet results? M for Potty Mouth & Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Diary Days reviews
By TFX A O/S written for ilsuocantante aka wearingwords birthday surprise. Dirty Nerdy Boys are everywhere...you never know when you might run into one. Rated M for potty mouths and dirty thoughts!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Opportunity KnocksHAPPY BDAY KATIE! reviews
An unexpected night out...alone....presents itself with quite the golden birthday opportunity. Will it be as good as you imagined? Birthday Present for Katie-pkitten21 from Briana, Meg & Trin. Rated M for dirty mouth and juicy ripe long smutty lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Someday I'll be the One NaughtyHeels OS Example reviews
What happens when you find the perfect person for you and they are too busy looking for Mr. Wrong. Would you be able to stand by…could you be their Someday? AU-AH B/E Rated M for Potty Mouths and Lemons OF COURSE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lover I'll Be Your Lover Too reviews
Age of Edward Contest Entry: In Medieval England, the pompous Prince Edward requests the 'services' of a particular maid, the beautiful Isabella, in his personal chambers...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete