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Joined 05-04-09, id: 1924274, Profile Updated: 05-14-11
Author has written 19 stories for Death Note, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Sweeney Todd.

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5/13/11- My finals... are about to eat me alive. But it's okay, because summer is soon, and I've actually been writing! -invisible applauding audience-

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Things You Should Know About Me:

- AcerbusEquinomin56 is... just beyond mere words. They're like a big blanket that talks to you and simultaneously comforts you and makes you laugh. And that's only the tip of the iceberg...

- I LOVE Emilie Autumn's music. (Even if it is a bit screamy sometimes)

- The cake isn't a TOTAL lie.

- I'm a poet.

- I'm a singer.

- I'm a girl.

- I like every kind of music except country, new rap, disco, and what I don't like.

- I think everyone has potential to be the greatest villain ever. (Practice the evil laugh!)

- I'm hyper at night.

- I'm vegetarian.

- My skin is my canvas/notebook/sketchpad.

- My eyes change color. (Blue or Green)

- I love yaoi.

- I love shonen-ai even more~!

- Bookstores and libraries are win.

- Minor characters are my heroes.

- I like Bleach, Death Note, Ouran, Azumanga Daioh, FMA, APH, Otomen, Tactics, Kuroshitsuji, D. Gray Man, PSG, and a few others...

- In non-manga/anime, I like Supernatural, South Park, Red Dwarf, Pushing Daisies, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, and Wonderfalls.

- I love Japanese candy.

- The smell of stale pocky, manga, hot dogs, and a freshly rained morning will forever mean happiness to me.

- I have loved.

- I have lost.

- I have changed.

- I will change.

- I halfway smile and cover my face when I laugh.

- I can't ever throw away a poem. Especially if it's not mine, and even if it sucks.

- I prefer fire over ice, but others say I'm cold.

- I'm not an emo, I'm a loner with friends.

- I'm a Chibi Seme. Or a Romantic Seme, it varies...

- I'm only mature during school hours.

- I support gay rights/marriages, rare pairings, and brotherly love-type yaoi.

- I win arguments. Usually.

- I have made all of my enemies by either sticking up for my beliefs (gay marriage, animal rights, Twilight-hate, Anti-Idiot Brigade, ect.) or defending my friends.

- I've never regretted it when I fight an enemy. Even if I lose.

- I read Axis Powers Hetalia, and I now start cracking up in history class (Teacher: Germany invaded Poland. Me: -suppresses cackling-)

- I'm sometimes a bit yandere.

- Then again, sometimes I'm tsundere.

- I am... the SLASHER! (I slash your bishies, fear me...)

- I work at a library during the summer. (I'm... just too young for them to pay me...)

- I have a cat that channels Arthur Kirkland, and a dog that channels Feliciano Vargas. (But they're both female...)

- Ouran High School Host Club dub bloopers always cheer me up, no matter how unhappy I am. ("Alright, demon bird...")

- I found a blue pen with ink that smells like feta cheese and I've been drawing badass Quincy Crosses with it all day long.

- Red Dwarf gives me inner peace.

- My hero is the Britannia Angel. Also Gilbert.

- Prussia and I have the same birthday! Maybe this makes me just a little awesome! (Though it's not the same year, I'm sure.)

- I'm a bit of a shut-in. (I only leave for school or a nighttime library run for manga...)

- I am addicted to: subordinates, geeks, psychopaths, and glasses. (Glasses doesn't automatically mean megane, you know.)

- Tom Waits should be worshipped like the god he is.

- L33tStr33t Boyz: A real otaku band from America. Actually recorded professionally. Love them. Love them now!

- I'm Greek/Scottish... but mostly Greek.

- I also have a touch of German and Native American...

- My greatest goal is to get a reader from Sealand! (Or Latvia, because I'm waiting for readers from all three Baltic states, and there've already been some from Estonia and Lithuania)

- I'm out of things to say.

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1. Estonia (APH)

2. Kanda (D. Gray Man)

3. Count Krory (D. Gray Man)

4. L (DN)

5. Latvia (APH)

6. America (APH)

7. Sweden (APH)

8. Amerimochi! (APH)

9. Lithuania (APH)

10. Tamaki (OHSHC)

11. Finland (APH)

12. Russia (APH)

13. Austria (APH)

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Latvia (5) and Kanda (2) are dating. Your thoughts?

I... I like that... -nosebleeding quietly in the corner-

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Sweden (7) has suddenly become very protective of Austria (13). Your thoughts/ explanation?

I... I also like that. But... bad Sweden! Don't cheat!

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Estonia (1) text message breakups L (4). What happens now?

Hundreds of L's fans console him and try to be closer to him... Estonia realizes the shame of what he's done, as L is being smothered by overloving fans.

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Oops... Estonia (1) meant to send that message to America (6). How much trouble is he in now?

EESTI. Why would you do that? -shakes head sadly-

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Tamaki (10) goes on a vacation with Lithuania (9). What goes wrong and whose fault is it?

Lithuania ends up carrying all 7 of Tamaki's suitcases, 4 of which are gifts he has bought for his friends. Lithuania is too nice...

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Finland (11) and Krory (3) go to a concert. What concert is it?

Ah... Ah... -panicking- Laurie Anderson!

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Amerimochi (8) bites Russia (12), what is his reaction?

Russia: Aha, what a cute little guy~! ^J^

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Austria (13) is listening to his favorite song, what is it?

I should name something classical... but I couldn't choose...

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Russia (12) goes on a game show, how does he do?

By means of unintentional intimidation and an absurdly detailed knowledge of history, he wins everything.

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Finland (11) gets stung by a bee. What’s his first reaction?

Ow! -shoos bee off-

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What did Tamaki (10) do to get sent to jail?

Supposed theft of cute bunnies.

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Lithuania (9) discovers yaoi. Addict or disgusted? In between? Other?

Lithy: o///_///o Um... well, um...

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Amerimochi (8) has to fix the AC, does he succeed?

No. No chance.

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Sweden (7) sleeps for 3 days straight. Does anybody notice?

Yes, Finland and Sealand notice... but they figure there's probably a good reason he's sleeping so long. So they let him sleep... he's fairly confused when he does wake up.

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America (6) goes to a rockin’ bar. What happens?

It becomes the most patriotic bar in all the states. The beer is extra-nice, the girls are extra-pretty, and the music is extra-loud.

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Latvia (5) has a horrible/awesome secret. Will he tell anybody?

Knowing his inability to read the atmosphere, I doubt it will be a secret for too long... He might tell Sealand first, though.

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L (4) get addicted to NPR!! How do you save him?!

Cake.

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Krory (3) has to do housework. How/ how well does it get done?

Well enough. Clumsily... but he tries. (mental image of Krory in an apron... ^///^)

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Kanda (2) starts watching British Comedies. Is that good or bad?

Good! He might start to grow a sense of humor! (Don't hurt me!)

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Estonia (1) loses something important to him, what is it? (It does have to be a material thing, it can be something like losing their sanity)

His laptop, his internet, his glasses, someone he cares about...

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They all go to the zoo! What happens? Why is Finland (11) terrified of meerkats now?

Amerimochi has to be saved... multiple times. About half of them are bored as hell... the other half is very, very, very excited. Way too excited for most of them being men who are hundreds of years old.

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They all live in a REALLY BIG HOUSE. There is a garden out front. Who takes care of the garden Russia (12) or L (4)?

Russia, no doubt about it. There is no food, only sunflowers. Or, there were, but the vodka is slowly killing them...

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There are garden gnomes. Does Krory (3) like them?

He doesn't dislike them. He thinks they're kinda cute... except for... that one. That one really scares him.

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Who does more laundry, Latvia (5) or Lithuania (9)?

Lithuania probably does the laundry because he knows:

1. No one else is willing to.

2. If they are willing, it won't end well.

and 3. It needs to get done and he doesn't mind that much so he might as well just do it.

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How long does it take for all of them to agree on pizza toppings? Does L (4) want pineapple?

There are no soba pizzas. This is a problem. A problem that will take several hours to solve. ... When does L not want pineapple?

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How clean is the house? Is this thanks to America (6)?

Tidy, but it still looks like a baker's dozen of people live there (example: Tamaki's hair products next to Russia's vodka, Austria's sheet music, L's sweets, and Kanda's chopsticks... it looks a little like a compulsive hoarder was given a house and an unlimited budget.)

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Who has the best room? Are the others jealous? Tamaki (10) is jealous, why?

Tamaki's, if we're going by price.

Eh... not really.

He's jealous of himself?! (I swear, I didn't plan this...)

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How many Spongebob DVDs are in the house? Why does Krory (3) have the most?

Seeeveeenty-twooo~

Because he likes to watch the cheerful little stories... sometimes he cries. Everyone finds this... very odd, and disconcerting.

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Kanda (2) won’t stop singing The Campfire Song Song. Who’s the first to find a way to shut him up?

Amerimochi. No one wants to talk about it.

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How do all 13 divide between Coke and Pepsi?

Coke: Estonia, Krory, L, Latvia, America, Sweden, Amerimochi, Lithuania, Tamaki, Russia, Austria.

Pepsi: Kanda, Finland. (Pepsi bromance + Forever alone)

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Let’s play some Mario Cart. Do you want some juicy fruit? (Let’s pretend it’s me asking, and they don’t know me. Also, I just ask them on the street. 'Cause that's what I do instead of updating.)

Estonia: ...Okay.

...No, thank you. -smile-

Kanda: ...No. -poker face-

...No. -still poker face-

Krory: W... what is that?

O-okay... -takes candy-

L: Fine.

Thank you. -takes, pockets-

Latvia: O-o-okay...

Th-thank you... -pockets-

America: Okay, lt's go!

Thank ya! -takes-

Sweden: 'f th't's wh't ya w'nt to do...

...Th'nk ya... -pockets- (thoughts: M'ybe Finn'd l'ke th's...)

Amerimochi: Okey!

-eats-

Lithuania: Ah, okay. -smile-

Oh, thank you. -smile, pockets-

Tamaki: A commoner's game! Of course!

Ah, thank you! -pockets-

Finland: Okay, sounds fun!

Thank you! (thoughts: Maybe Su-san will like this...)

Russia: Ah... what is that?

Okay~! ^J^

Austria: ...?

Ah, thank you. -pockets- (thoughts: I don't know what to do with this...)

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What happens when the Superbowl is on?

America organizes a huge party, and most everyone ends up attending just to be nice.

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They decide to paint the WHOLE HOUSE, one color indoors and one outdoors. Which colors do they choose? Does Estonia (1) like it?

Indoors: Green so light it's practically white

Outdoors: Beige with stucco and wood

He thinks it's awfully plain.

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They all wake up to find yaoi and shonen-ai pictures plastered over all the walls. Who do they blame, and what is their reaction when they learn it was actually (8)?

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I! FOUND! A! CARROT! What say you, (7)?!

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Starfish loves you, (13)! Is this true?

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(7) loudly serenades (12). What is ’s (12’s) reaction?

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Who has had the most nyoro~n moments, (9) or (6)?

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This is a drinking game! Who's drunker, you or (11)?

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╠╬╬╬╣On your page
╠╬╬╬╣if you are a
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MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

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I'm on FANFICTION.NET, so I must have a STEREOTYPE LIST.

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Favorite Pairings

Ouran High School Host Club

- HikaruxKaoru (Though the roles are interchangeable, in my opinion.)

- MorixHunny (I... stick to shonen-ai for this... sometimes...)

- TamakixKyoya (It IS cannon!)

- NekozawaxTamaki (The classic opposites pairing... Yay for Kitteh-Boi!)

- NekozawaxTamakixKyoya (Tama-chan's the only uke there...)

Death Note

- LxMatsuda (Death Note OTP)

- LightxMatsuda (I don't slash Lightbulb much, buuut...)

- LightxMikami (C'MON! You'd have to be blind not to see this is cannon!)

- LightxMatsudaxMikami (Matsuda and Mikami = Light's Bitches)

- AizawaxMatsuda

- MatsudaxIde (This is pretty much the only one with Matsuda as seme...)

- MogixMatsuda (Just because I said so.)

- MatsudaxMikami (These roles are interchangeable too...)

- MatsudaxTHE WORLD! (He's such a whore... O///.///O)

- MattxMello (My first pairing... Ah, memories...)

- MattxMelloxNear (NOPEDONOPEDONOPEDO...)

- BBxL (Psychopath lurve~!)

- BBxA (LOVE TO A!!)

- WatarixRoger (Nothing smutty, but... -headdesk repeatedly- GROSS!)

- LxLight (Yes, it's common. Yes, it's cliched. But it's a classic, and I like it a little.)

- TASK FORCE ORGY (YES.)

- GevannixNear (It's not pervy! It's cute!)

Supernatural

- SamxDean (Even though they aren't twins...)

- DeanxCas (God wants you to make out with the sexy angel boy, Dean...)

South Park

- KennyxButters (South Park OTP!)

- CartmanxButters (It's sadistic most of the time... but the OOC fluff is sweet! It'll give you a cavity!)

- CraigxTweek

- StanxKyle

- CartmanxKyle (Yeah, the sadistic kind... I'm just as ashamed as you...)

Fullmetal Alchemist

- EdxAl (Interchangeable and incestuous... shut up.)

- HavocxFuery (I just love these guys... Fuery's so molestable!)

- HughesxRoy (I don't know why, but I just see the chemistry.)

Bleach

- ChadxUryu (HOSHI-! This is my Bleach OTP, I will love it forever.)

- ChadxIchigo (Wellll... my OTP isn't that plentiful, so this one's good too...)

- IchigoxUryu (There's a song. An Ichiishi duet. "Aesthetics and Identity" is it's hallowed name.)

- GrimmjowxUlquiorra (Another love-hate relationship. Ah, how very odd of me...)

- Shunsui/Ukitake (Aww... they're friends and lovers...)

Axis Powers Hetalia (under construction! sorry!)

- America/Canada (If you can't tell, I like gay incest.)

- America/England (It's cannon, admit it.)

- America/Japan (I find this one just... really cute...)

- America/Lithuania (The H/C potential is strong here...)

(Okay, I'm going alphabetically! I'll add more soon!)

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Emerson: Lawrence Schatz wasn’t murdered. He was accidentally, involuntarily manslaughtered!

(This guy seriously says the most awesome things.)

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Pop Quiz Time!

RULES:

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, Etc., on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles (Dude, I wish.)

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Devil's Haircut by Beck (No... I haven't cut my hair in years, and I don't steal from homeless people...)

3. Your teacher is...
The Angel and The One by Weezer (Honestly, I don't have any teachers that are depressed over love... as far as I know...)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Nothing's Gonna Harm You from Sweeney Todd (I don't know if I should feel comforted or extremely creeped out...)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbors?
The Piano Duet from Corpse Bride (I don't even know them!! ...Though this is an awesome song... All I know is that the house on the left are the trashy kind of Yankees, and the house on the left is (twin?) sisters.)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
I've Got a Fang by They Might Be Giants (Yes! I'm now officially a tomato juice-loving, single-fanged, monotone vampire!)

7. How do you feel right now?
The Spider by Weezer (What a depressing song... I'm actually very happy at the moment. I always save spiders and crickets from the bathtub...)

8. What's on your bedside table right now?
I Will Follow You Into The Dark by Death Cab For Cutie (I love this song so much... but how can it be on my bedside table?! Is there a guy playing a guitar on my bedside table?!)

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Lovely Rita by The Beatles (I... I'm a virgin.)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...

Finale from Little Shop of Horrors (I see a world taken over by plant-monsters? Geez, I need to clean my closet out more often...)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Only Time by Enya (I sadly, cannot remember the last concert I went to. I love music, but none of the artists I like ever come here... probably because a good amount of them are dead or very old.)

12. If you had to write a Fanfic right now, what would it be called?

Pirelli's Magical Elixer from Sweeney Todd (No. Just... no. Well, maybe...)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

To Go Beyond by Enya (No way am I even close to an Enya-level song. Plus, there's like, no words in this one.)

14. Your life's theme song?

I Took Your Name by R.E.M. (Not my life's theme, but pretty damn good...)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Hands Against The Wall from Pushing Daisies (Surprisingly accurate.)

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?

a forrest by The Cure (Sure, why not. Almost anything from this song would make good last words.)

17. Your motto is...

16 Shells From A Thirty-Ought-Six by Tom Waits (I love this song...)

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...

Down Under by Men At Work (I'd buy land? Seems like a good idea...)

19. What will you dream about tonight?

Technologic by Daft Punk (That would a dream worthy of near Prussian-level awesome.)

20. Any last words?

Hey, Hey What Can I Do by Led Zeppelin (No, I've never cheated on anyone!)

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"Kyoya is cool, calm, calculating, collected, and lots of other words that start with the letter c." ~Me

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"I... I LIKED SYMMETRY BEFORE IT WAS COOL!" ~Me

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A Conversation Between Me And A Friend:

Friend: Here, listen to this song. -hands me her iPod-

Me: -listening- Wow... It's really pretty. What language is this in?

Friend: ...English.

Me: Oh.

-Awkward Silence-

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Person (Non-Hetalia): If you have so much to say about politics, then what do you think we should do?!

Me: Well... If we merged Britain and Italy, we could call it Britaly! :D

Person: -awkward silence- =_=

Me: -_- ...That was... a joke... =_=u

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"I'm one of the people that will believe that Germany is Holy Roman Empire, even if Lord Himaruya says otherwise." ~Me

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"I'M NOT A WATER BOTTLE MOLESTER!!!" ~My Friend, after I accused her of molesting her water bottle (let's call her Shira-chan, which is sort of her real name...)

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"Well! We have a fuck-load of brownies!" ~A Guy In Anime Club (We did have a lot of brownies that day...)

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"The Hetalia dub is, in my opinion, so terrible-awful-nasty-bad that you just have to laugh at it." ~Me

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"Feel the wrath of my divine undergarments!" ~France (AcerbusEquinomin56, actually)

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COPYPAAAASSSTAAAAA~!

If you are a Prussia/Austria fan, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe Prussia should be a country again, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Prussia/Austria is canon, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Prussia actually has five meters, and he can just retract it (like a measuring tape!), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe Prussia could be his own religion if he wanted to be, copy and paste this to your profile. (Prussia-dono can be ANYTHING!) (Update: The Church of Awesome is accepting members)
If you are a America/England fan, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a Germany/Italy fan, copy and paste this onto your profile. (IT'S. EFFING. CANNON.)
If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!
If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy-Roman-Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I will believe this until I die.)

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The International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction by Lily Winterwood reviews
The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 75 - Words: 250,128 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Drabblet Note by SimaZhao reviews
ReaderxVarious DN Characters. Updated 5/21/11 Please know that this story is discontinued. It was written during a very immature time in my life & is rather stupid. However, it still provides me with a few laughs now and then. Thank you for all of your support throughout my time on this website.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,477 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - OC - Complete
Epic Tale by Katia-Sue reviews
Alfred decides to write a fanfiction. Rating may go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,708 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - America, England/Britain
He Just Strolled In by kaitouahiru reviews
Mello doesn't remember Matt from Wammy's House. Matt just strolled into his place casually, saying he'd be a better hacker then the one Mello's got.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,122 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Baltics with Issues by Crazee Canadia reviews
Based of Llamas with Hats on YouTube. There is a Carl for each Baltic to play - because there are three Llamas with hats - and other FilmCow Hetalia parodies!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Lithuania, Latvia - Complete
Bunny drabbles by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
100 word drabbles Made because finishing my Dip drabbles made me feel empty inside! :D
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Men of Snow by QueenCelestiaxyv reviews
"I mean… there's someone I have a crush on!" The Canadian's cold cheeks impossibly got redder as he admitted it aloud. "But I don't think he knows I exist…." Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Canada - Complete
Merry Christmas, Darling by OreAkira reviews
We had a great time, the party was a blast! And yet…It still feels like there is something missing… it seems so… incomplete. Germancest! slight OC... Merry Christmas Everyone...here is a little gift for ya all ;D... please do R&R despite lame summary OTL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Snapshot by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
Not everything has to be a fight and not everything in life has to be hard. Snapshots of moments they'll deny ever happened, with everything from love, to hatred, to grief. Because sometimes it's best to see what happens when no one else is looking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,199 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Latvia, Lithuania
Differences Make Discoveries by Ravens Bane reviews
Matt had always known, from birth to death, that differences made discoveries. Oneshot. Matt Centric.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Matt - Complete
The Hundred Years' Bore by sockfoot reviews
The guys join Joan of Arc's army. Sam/Fred. Takes place when the guys are 16-ish. Rated for swearing and/or violence. CHAPTER 4 UP FINALLY UGH
Time Warp Trio - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Sam, Fred
Indirect Anthem for Hetalia by AcerbusEquinomin56 reviews
A sonnet for travel...and the experiences thereof. Just for fun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Complete
Ryuzaki ALL over AGAIN? by BondSlave reviews
What if Matsuda met a younger L? What if he's L's first friend? What if Matsuda realizes his true feelings? What if this is all the work of a shinigami? Yaoi Matsuda/L
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,498 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
Alfred's Caught Bieber Fever by SpazzyRussian reviews
Canada is relaxing in his home, getting some well-deserved R&R when America bursts in. Seme!Canada and implied yaoi involved.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
How Latvians and Sealanders take care of ASLs by Crazee Canadia reviews
A chat room, Peter, and Raivis - all mixed into a fluffy story that includes some SeaLat at the end, and some mentioned others - including a certain character that needs love advice. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
I Wanna Be Sedated by cake-error reviews
Hungary decided to "fix" a song and sing it for all of us fangirls out there. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Hungary - Complete
The Fanfiction Lounge by Nucleartea reviews
What do our favorite Axis Powers Hetalia Characters do when they don't have a fanfiction to be in? Crack. Slight Death Note crossover. Rated T for swearing and some slight sexual themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009
Drabbles for the Soul by MindlessAdventuringWarlock reviews
Drabbles! There are other couples in here, but they are mostly Spain x Romano...since I quite enjoy that couple. First few aren't those two, but... it's just a warning. T for characters potty mouths... rating may change… but it's unlikely..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010
12 sides of L by Viciada desde 2005 reviews
After a freak accident, the team and Raito find themselves in a place no human should ever have been before. In the mind of the greatest detective, L. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,879 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - L, Light Y.
Hello Earth! by KuroiWing reviews
Ed has been chosen to represent Ametris. What kind of chaos will ensue when contries meet the fullmetal alvhemist? Another FMA APH crossover, but this time it's multichapter.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward E.
More Than A Feeling by afullmargin reviews
Howard is sick, or something. Slash
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Howard W., Rajesh K. - Complete
HETALIA UNIT Q&A what the Manuals DONT tell you by Aussie-limey reviews
sure every Hetalia unit Manual comes with troubleshooting and little tips, but what about those things they dont say? ASK HERE! Summeray suks please read inside fore more details. rating may go up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010
Look at me! by sofiaaf reviews
Al is very worried and lonely, Ed is completely obsessed with his research. Will the Elric brothers be able to solve this problem before it is too late? Still AU'ish, and no armor. One Summer fiction Challenge day 3
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Broken Links by Hari-Aisu reviews
Bottomless Blue: Part III - Everyday he stared up at the clear boundary separating him from land, aching to be a part of a world that seemed light-years away. Somewhere under the sea… an adventure was about to be brought to life.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,042 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - L, Light Y.
Spoiling Revenge by jinnabun reviews
Matt and Mello find their fates wound together, tighter than they could have guessed. And they both end up at Wammy's. This is the story of their lives, frienship, and eventual love. Rated M for swearing and drugs, as advised by readers. Off Hiatus.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,993 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Matt, Mello
This is You on Oreos by WakaLakaAlchemist reviews
What happens when the Bad Touch Trio, Germany, Italy, America, and Sealand get together? They go on a quest to find some delicious Oreos, of course. PURE CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Without Pity by Nakimochiku reviews
In the dark of his coffin, Arthur knew one thing. Francis wouldn't just be his. He would be his forever. France x England, oneshot, enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Making Love by hpalabay reviews
Tamaki accidentally tripped on the carpet falling on top of Kyouya. After seeing Kyouya blush below him he just couldn't stop smirking. What will he do next?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
I Love You by tunafish reviews
They're powerful words. But how does Kyouya react to them?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
YellowHaired, BlueEyed Bunnies by umm-anthea reviews
It all started with a joke. WIP
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,659 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Kenny M., Butters S.
The Office by BandGeek99 reviews
Random one-shots about the goings-on in Roy Mustang's unit's office. Chapter 2: Office Party. Starring... Hawkeye! Fuery! Breda! Havoc! Falman! Edward! Alphonse! Ross and Bloch! and Colonel Mustang! Hinted Royai and Edwin later on.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009
Why Butters? by Moku reviews
Have you ever wondered why they call Leopold Stotch "Butters"? No? Neither has Kenny. But it's just like Butters to misunderstand.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,605 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Ghost by PurgatorioOnna reviews
Poem from Your Sugar Sits Untouched by Emilie Autumn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Happy July 1st by killer-fever reviews
It's Canada's Birthday and he gets a special surprise from his best friend! Cuba/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Cuba, Canada - Complete
How To Shut The World Up by Blank Paiges reviews
The nations are arguing again, and America has no idea how to shut them up. Luckily, England has a plan. Crack! Pure crack! US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Crack Files by Remote-Controlled Button reviews
Featuring every character, Crack Files is a series of one shots.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010
Role Play by Boogily reviews
Canada convinces Prussia to role play. It ends...well? CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Agent Q and His Handy Dandy Nueralizer by Stillicidium reviews
Turns out Watari is also Agent Q, a freelance Men in Black agent. Read it and you can summarize it; I'm not too good at that. Rated T because K is just too little. Language, alien guts naturally , and mentions of terrorism and a hundred people exploding
Crossover - Men In Black & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Watari - Complete
Welcome Home by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Prussia returns home to Germany, after many years, from behind the Berlin Wall. Rated M for actual guyxguy and swearing. My first fanfic with this type of content, so do go easy on me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
The Elephant in the Room by Darkly Ironic reviews
They're nemisises. Mortal enemies. So where did things go wrong? Horrible/Hammer
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Captain Hammer - Complete
Ask the Baltics! by maikyaera reviews
Ask Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia whatever you'd like! Poland or Russia may show up as well. Inspired by Ask Alfred, like all the others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Lithuania, Latvia
Awesome by Glitter Fiesta reviews
Once upon a crack-snorting author, a CanadaxPrussia fic was born. Crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Prussia, Canada
All's Well That Ends Well by SchemingAlchemist reviews
Of death, atomic shoes, and losing your pants.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Complete
BLEACHed Wars Hope at Last? by Romez reviews
Ichigo's light-saber? Oversized. Kisuke's advice? Overrated. Darth Isshin's sanity? Out of order. What awaits Ichigo on his quest to save the entire galaxy from the Imperator's evil clutches? Hell if we know.
Crossover - Star Wars & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Ichigo K.
Undead Notes by Scrat and Jidders reviews
During the Zombie Apocalypse, All members of the NPA have been requested to keep a Journal of their experiences in order to keep them sane. These are their stories.
Crossover - Death Note & Zombie Survival Guide - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2010
The Adventures of China and Russia by WakaLakaAlchemist reviews
One day China wants to garden. Unfortunately, Russia loves sunflowers and decides to ruin his gardening fun. Misunderstandings and pure awkwardness ensue. RussiaxChina if you squint, PURE CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/15/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
IVAN Unit User Guide by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Congratulations on purchasing your very own IVAN unit! Please read this instruction manual very carefully to fully understand your IVAN unit. Note: HETALIA INC. is not responsible for any deaths, injuries, or severe mental trauma.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Russia - Complete
FELICIANO Unit User Guide by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Congratulations on purchasing your very own FELICIANO unit! Please read this instruction manual very carefully to fully understand your FELICIANO unit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
What Happened to You? by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Even after all that you've done, I still love you, Germany. -WWII fic, Germany/Italy-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
What Kind of Question Is This by pineapple desu reviews
Romano takes a survey. Crack ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Published: 4/26/2010 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A notsopervy crack fic by A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian reviews
Another great collaberation! An rp turned story, we hope you enjoy! Crack! one-shot! Some implications... no pairings!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Chemical by NinjaMoose reviews
Germany finally has found a logical explanation for love. Too bad Italy is not logical.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
I know that you wanna be Canadian, please by A Bleach-Drinking Hetalian reviews
France decided to treat America, England, and Canada to a trip to the Karaoke bar. Where the idea came from, no one knows. Song-fic. Genderbendings I don't own hetalia or this song. Enjoy !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Romance is Dead by jrenee07 reviews
In which Mello is feeling neglected, and Matt is pwned.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Sunny by KSFWolfe reviews
Cuba and Canada ficlet. Because I needed to write this or I was going to die.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Cuba, Canada - Complete
A poem for A by Nobody S. Storm reviews
A poem that I wrote for A, sorry if it sucks...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2010 - A
I Really Need to Learn my Lesson by JulietLove reviews
My first story, a ButtersXCartman fanfic. Basically, Butters is struggling with strong internal battles and is extremly confused, but Cartman knows just how to help him out. Contains rape and violence. :D
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
Such Sweet Sorrow by KHwhitelion reviews
"Oh Emily…." He cried, tilting his gaze towards the darkening sky, "….wherever you are….please look after my son." A much older Victor's final thoughts on someone he holds very dear.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Jack S., Victor V. - Complete
The Curl by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Spain decides to uncover the truth about Romano's hair curl, even if it means forcefully pinning Romano down and playing with the curl as much as he can... Rated T because of Romano's bad mouth and curl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
L's Diary by Future Dictator Inc reviews
This is L' true thoughts about everything. It's mostly about L and the funny things that he does or says about people. So Read, Review, and enjoy! Warning! This fanfic. may contian swearing and hatin on certain Characters. So sorry to all fan girls/boys!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L - Complete
Florida by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
What on earth does Alfred mean by "taking a trip down to Florida"? Arthur is about to find out... No lemons, Rated T for suggestive themes and swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Itsumo Soba Ni by KawaiiType reviews
My first song fic. Also my first TakashixMitsukuni story, please read and reveiw.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Karakura Host Club! by SincerelySarcastic reviews
Once again, Tamaki draws the Host Club into another extravagant plan- Only this time, it's a transfer program! With an unwilling Haruhi and a school weary author who tries her best to find out how many ways she can torment Ichigo, it'll be strange indeed.
Crossover - Bleach & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Ichigo K., Haruhi F.
Cursed With a Blessing by Dancing Feather reviews
This obsession with men, it might as well be envy. :oneshot:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
Child From Hell by NilaSagol reviews
Mello and Matt are assigned to a child that they've adopted for 5 months. They thought it wasn't going to be so bad until the child they picked was Eric Cartman. Mello and Matt will be pushed to the limits as parents, can they handle Cartman and some hell
Crossover - South Park & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,691 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Eric Cartman, Mello, Matt
Backfire by Meova reviews
Captain Hammer thinks he thought up the perfect plan, but it backfires when he finds out how he really feels about Dr. Horrible. Hammer/Horrible. Not sure about rating - somewhere between M and T, I guess.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Captain Hammer, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Matsuda Wishes by MLMsky4life reviews
Matsuda wishes he's in love again, it's been so long since he fell in love with Mimi. And he get what he wants. But is falling in love with the two geniuses who get closer and closer to each other such a good idea...? Past Matsuda/OC, L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Matsuda T., L
What Could Have Been by South Park Kid reviews
If there hadn't been a Pee explosion at the waterpark, Kenny/Kyle fluffiness would have surley ensued!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Happy UnBirthday by jrenee07 reviews
Matt was dying. Well, not literally.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Jealousy by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
We all know how much America loves attention, especially from England. But how will out hero take it when England and Canada decide to hang out one day? Let me tell you something: It DOES NOT make him happy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Strange Days At Wammy's House by Bre Henson reviews
L decides to cut back on sugar, and Watari decides to make some changes at the Wammy House.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 4/1/2008 - L
13 by RueLawleit13 reviews
Beyond Birthday's life in his own words to his thirteeth birthday.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2010 - BB, A
Chaos ensured by SunnydayinPallet reviews
Light wants to get away from the wasps, L wants to find his tarts, Mello wants to be number one, Matt wants to jump Mello and Near wants to be left in peace. Yeah, as if that could ever happen.... L/Light, Matt/Mello, Near/? -- ON HOLD--
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,314 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Light Y., L
Twisted by PiScEs-BlOsSoM69 reviews
A reverse of my old Story Operation: Blackout!, In which the Wammy Boys move to South Park! OC STORY, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009
Italian Pastries by Nightmareish Rain reviews
Yaoi! M/R. L/R. Raito's Grandparents own an italian bakery, bestfriends Mikami and Raito work there for summer break. famous author L weasels his way into Raito's life because of the bakery. AU, takes place in Japan. For mature viewers only. 16
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Mikami T., Light Y.
Completely Unexpected by Aka no Marduk reviews
I think the title speaks for itself. P-W/O-P, Yaoi, Rated M for a reason, and you won't be able to get the images out of your head. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Latvia, Russia - Complete
Horrifying Humour by four4six6eight8 reviews
Not that scary, but pretty funny in my opinion. Rated T for mild language and some violence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Hey, Kenny? by His Little LabRat reviews
During sleepovers, Butters wonders about the world, so he asks Kenny. Bunny drabble.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M.
L: Gay or European? Script by Rivala reviews
Yeah, I know I already wrote this. But I edited it cause there were certain things I'd forgotten to edit. Hope you like it even better now. The name explains the fic.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Soichiro Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
What Happens on those Rainy Days by DeludedYoungFreak reviews
What really happened when Light and L were frolicking on the roof just moments before L's death? Well this is one version of what happened! Has a few swears in it, some laughs, well I thought they were funny... :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Death by Chocolate by Dajypop reviews
Butters loves chocolate, and nobody knows that tasty little tidbit better than Kenny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Learning Encounters by Spazzkitty reviews
A super-short KennyxButters oneshot about various hallway encounters and what was learned from them. Not very specific. Illegal and possibly nauseating amounts of fluff. You have been warned.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Getting Along by Ninja Basket reviews
For Mello and Near, getting along has never been easy. L's determined to change that. From PBS to role-playing, all he knows is that he's going to need more aspirin.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,252 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
someone likes you by shinonaru reviews
It is about Kyle and who might like him. sorry if it makes no sence. its filled with crack pairings.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Kyle B., Butters S. - Complete
Don't Leave Me by lawlzchocolate reviews
As Matt watches over Mello, who has been burnt and is on the brink of life and death, Matt tells Mello the things he's always wanted to say.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Much Ado About Mello by Pomodoro Crisi reviews
Much Ado About Nothing with a Death Note twist. I couldn't resist. MattxMello NearxBeyond LxLight Still had a Death Note plot just mixed with Shakespeare.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Matt, Mello
Remembrance Day by Gibsos reviews
Remembrance day ceremony in Japan after the new war.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
The Completely Serious Adventures of Super Matt by MissehKeehl reviews
Matt was sick and tired of always being in the sidelines, a shadow of Mello; hell, not even considered a main character! So, within this collection of one-shots, let's follow Matt's journey from zero to hero, in which crack-fic situations is a must.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,685 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Matt
As The Reaper Says Goodnight by WinterWithJack reviews
The world of the shinigami is about to change, a new king is coming into play, and our little L is faced with new unanswered questions. Dark, Yaoi, BBxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2009 - BB, L
The Lightning Strike by TheXWandererXWithin reviews
What REALLY happened during The Kira Case. Delve straight into the true and unabridged version of Death Note. Rated T for violence and occasional gore. May frighten some readers as story goes on. Proceed at personal risk.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - L, Light Y.
Light da Vampire by Ulquiorrafangirl reviews
I always though there was something off about Mikami.....who knew it would be this weird....Crack. One shot. Rated for Light's mouth.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Sha'en Directions by Threshie reviews
Matt, a youth with a passion for languages, finds himself recruited to translate directions in an ancient language. The only catch? The directions are written on Near--every inch of him from the neck-down. Eventual MxMxN. Chapter 2's here!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Matt, Near
The Deals with a Water Witch by death princess saya reviews
It doesnt follow the storyline and is a big time fantasy story. L and Light are eighteen and best friends. What happens when deals their parents made, because of desperate causes get mentioned, turning the two boys' worlds upside down. And who is Tsubaki?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Light Y., L
Hetalia Crack by Ulquiorrafangirl reviews
Just some ramblings I did late last night! Crack. Rated T for Russis's mouth!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
To Be a Best Friend by adorablaine reviews
Wammy's House; England. Mello trys to think of ways to be kind to his best friend, Mail Jeevas, so he composes a list. No Yaoi. Inspired by Nickelback's "If Today Was Your Last Day." T for Mello's mild Lang. FORMERLY: Mello's 101 Ways to Be a Best Friend.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Mello, Matt
Sick little Shinigami by Flowing Tears reviews
Death Gods can get sick too you know?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y.
Life Letter by Willis123 reviews
Light's plans seem to fall apart around him after he receives a mysterious letter from a mysterious person.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Complete
All You Need Is Love? by WammyHouseWhore reviews
Love...Fails. Thats all.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Who Would You Kill? by aishiteruNani reviews
Light has awful news for Misa and Mikami, neither of them imagined something like this so sudden. Slightly Yaoi. Rated T to be safe... I'm no good with summaries.. Read and find out? One Shot!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Cheerful Goodbyes by DeamonFahng reviews
Matt decided to visit an old friend in the 'nut-house', both knowing this will be the final goodbye.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009 - BB, Matt - Complete
HOW DORAEMON REALLY ENDED by LaDyOfThEdArKeYeS reviews
If you're hoping for an ending to this eternal series well... HERE YOU HAVE IT! With a little black notebook in the middle ;
Crossover - Doraemon & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Ryuk - Complete
The Mad Bomber of Winchester by K-Danuve reviews
In case these notes do fall into hands that may not know who I am, allow me to introduce myself, yet again. I was second in line to succeed L, and I took that position seriously. I am Mihael Keehl, but you may call me Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Mello, L
Nom De Guerre by RinaRequiem reviews
L still isn't convinced of Light's innocence. What more could he do? He could bring in his trump card from Wammy's House. Little does he know how wrong things will get after the past decides to stop in for a visit. rated for mature content and profanity
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2009 - L, BB
L's Cavity by Usagi Uchiha reviews
L's sad, Light's chuckling, Misa's still annoying, Ide and Matsuda are still acting like idiots, Aiber and Wedy are fans of L, Aizawa is actually smiling, and Watari is being mean. Read and Review. Sequel to L's Stuffed Rabbit.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - L - Complete
My Ghost by xxxTalesxxx reviews
“I know you’ll come and see me again. There is no use in denying it, Ryuuzaki.” His warm, tinkling laugh ravaged Mikami’s mind.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Mikami T., Light Y.
L's Stuffed Rabbit by Usagi Uchiha reviews
L is mad, Light is hyperventilating, Misa is still Annoying, Matsuda and Ide are acting like idiots, the chief is getting put into bunny suits, and Watari is calm as ever. Please Read and Review.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - L - Complete
Gamers Know More Than They Let On! by PiScEs-BlOsSoM69 reviews
Set in Wammy time...A conversation between Mello and Matt, that hits closer to home than Mello would like. Hopefully better than summary! X3
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Shortie by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
Behold: the greatest, sweetest, shortest Love story ever written. Yes, the L is capitalized on purpose.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - L - Complete
Childhood Dreams by Spyquirks reviews
Calvin becomes the opposite of Stupendous Man. "I'll say I had plenty of dreams, not all of them normal."
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Life In The Fast Lane by WatchingAsYouFall reviews
Explain to me why I'm picking you up from the police station at 3 o'clock in the morning." Ficlet for another site's monthy challenge
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Real Game Begins by MrsSand reviews
Beyond has a new game for L. This game is the finale, but will L accept? Of course. Let the games begin. meantion of LightxL, rated T for gore and language, maybe more. I suck a summaries, but the story is better :
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - L, BB
The Howling by smearedliner reviews
Come listen to the crescendo of howls with me. Beyond BirthdayxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2009 - BB - Complete
When the Bell Chimes by GoodbyeCrimson reviews
When they are twelve, Matt gives Mello a so called magical bell and tells him that he'll rush to Mello's side whenever it rings. Mello feels betrayed when he finds that Matt lied to him and bell is nothing out of the ordinary. mostly friendship
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Mello and BB drabble by AllIwantedwasL reviews
just a short BB and Mello encounter at Wammy's that illustrates BB's habits...links kind of to my other melloxb story
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - BB, Mello - Complete
Hospital Ward by Sexykill69 reviews
Trapped inside a mental ward...brought face to face with your problem and held up againest it, until you can no longer breathe...Is this what 'getting help' means?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2009 - L, BB
Skater Boy by Skyskater reviews
You'll be that same old skater boy, just standing on the walk. Out of reach, but just for now. Let's start with this, Matt. Let's talk. MattMello
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
20 Questions by Death-Note-Zelda-Kitty reviews
Light has a 20Q game and L plays it...........randomness and was playing 20Q as i wrote this : not yoai! none at all! plz review!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Shopping by ZeroPanda reviews
Though it was quite unusual for L to be out and about, even people such as he needed to get some shopping done.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - L - Complete
Matsuda's Fked Up Christmas by petite oiseau - aristina reviews
Yeah I'm a weirdo. one's a christmas song which was a parody of Merry Frickin Christmas...Have fun reading it and no flames! I work hard on it!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way by LeaveMeBleeding reviews
just a random MelloxMatt oneshot fluffy and in first person from Matts point of veiw
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Beyond's Day Out by Usagi Uchiha reviews
When Beyond Birthday went outside, his day were peaceful. Well almost.R&R.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - BB - Complete
Unadulterated Leap by Voice of the Shadow Realm reviews
He was greeted by the sight of Near, rear in the air and hand stretched out, groping around under his bed. The boy’s posterior wiggled slightly.“Now there’s a pretty sight for first thing in the morning." Mello/Near possible yaoi in later chapters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Mello, Near
Exploring New Hobbies by ryuzaki-will-live-on reviews
MattxMello oneshot. the boys are bored, and matt suggests expanding their horizon of hobbies, he wants to teach mello how to play a video game,but does he have ulterior motives? do the boys find a different hobby they enjoy even more? rated T for language
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Long Days by Nana Weiss reviews
hi! this is a story about matt and mello , and the random moments that go on almost every day. and yes , there SHALL be yaoi , just not in the first chapter
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Matt, Mello
The greatest locker mishap a gevanni one shot ! by soybean7 reviews
U and Gevanni. Short and sweet. Enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - S. Gevanni - Complete
A Letter left in the Rain by HiddenStoryteller reviews
L is dead and Light stares at the pouring rain. And suddenly he decided to write the words he was never able to say... One-shot about Light and L's relationship
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
BB in the Meadow by The-Creepy-Next-Door-Neighbor reviews
HOW TO DETERMINE HOW GREAT A JAM REALLY IS: you've got stick your hand in it. There's no two way's about it. Just ask BB
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - BB
Forever, if Necessary by Dlvvanzor reviews
Turns out, Mello is desperately afraid of storms. But the one he loves can always make it just a little bit better. MxM oneshot Mello POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Anything But Mello by LeaveMeBleeding reviews
MattxMello, just a cute random fluffy oneshot just for the sake of showing my appreciation for MattxMello fluff!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Matt, Mello
Thank you? Finally! by NekoChann
Toi's trying to get Mello to say thanks. “What?” “Leave.” “Not until I hear you say it.” “It. Now leave.”
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Mello - Complete
Rant by smearedliner reviews
While attending the midnight showing of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Mello goes on a rant about Twilight. MattXOC and MelloXOC Edward Bashing inside.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The High School Kira Soundtrack by sxc pancake power reviews
Mikami discovered High School Musical and fell in love with it. Then he decided he should make a 'Kira' version of the soundtrack. Then he made a really horrific commercial for it. AND THIS IS THE OUTCOME. AlsoalotofMikamibashingthatmakesnosensekthnxbai.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Mikami T. - Complete
Matt meets Mai by MaiKoneko reviews
Matt has to go undercover with one of Near's SPK officers. Little does he know that the girl is like him. The only difference. She's hot. This is my first fanfic to rate. MattxOC Minor cussing
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Matt
Camp Mellow by FranFictionx reviews
What happens when Karin heads off to camp and meets the Wammy kids? Scary things. A wonderful tale of friendship and comedy... and maybe even love.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Sakujo Me by TheGypsyWitchProject reviews
.:Oneshot:. He was only trying to empty his inbox...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Ice cream by PiFace314 reviews
A light little one-shot wherein Keigo and Mizuiro go to the ice cream parlor. One-sided Keigo x Mizuiro.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Keigo A., Mizuiro K. - Complete
The Pony by keishicherry reviews
Italy gets a pony--everyone shoots it. Crack fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Pie in the Sky by AbydosGoddess reviews
With little more than a month left before his deal comes due, Dean Winchester leaves his brother behind. Dean took his car and hit the open road, and a day or so later he stumbled upon a little slice of heaven in the form of The Pie Hole...
Crossover - Supernatural & Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Dean W.
Crazy by Syrasha reviews
He was her one respite. The one thing that kept her grounded. LXOC LLawlietXOC L/OC LLawliet/OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2009 - L - Complete
Religious Beliefs by Ninja Basket reviews
Matt never has and never will consider himself to be religious. What happened was a mere stroke of luck.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Matt - Complete
Road Trip 1: It Ain't Just PieMakin' by dppokegirl23 reviews
Hetalia meets Pushing Daisies when a murder happens in Papen County, a rare vase is stolen and the nation-tans try to solve a mystery. Post-Blackout, post-CU Chat One. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Crossover - Pushing Daisies & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009
The Fall of A by The Crone's Daughter reviews
A's death in full detail by B.The story used was Poe's "Fall of the House of Usher". Written for The Whammy Girl, I hope you enjoy it.XD
Crossover - Death Note & Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - BB - Complete
Lima, Elle, Avogadro's Number by Digital Skitty reviews
What if L had been a bit more subtle in telling Light his identity?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Girl Thing by EllieF reviews
Mello hates girly stuff, but she discovers it has its uses.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Mello - Complete
Words by xxRoroxx reviews
ONE-SHOT. Near has arrived at school for the first time to find Mello, the bad-boy of the school outside his classroom... SHORT, SO PLEASE R&R, MY FIRST STORY.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Mello, Near
Late Night Outtings by Jazi Tsukiyo reviews
Just a little flashback consisting of A and B.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - BB, A - Complete
Here I Am by WatchingAsYouFall reviews
Songfic to the song of the same name by Bryan Adams. What would have happened if Matt and Mello escaped unharmed on January 26. Summaries suck. Story's probably WAY better. Very AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
First Kiss by FragilePuzzle reviews
One fine day, L visits Wammy's orphanage. But, young Near has a super-special-very-important favor to ask of him. Will he be able to gather up the courage to...well...ask him? LxNear, slight MelloxNear, fluffy oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Near, L - Complete
Why Light Can't Have Sex by glasgowsmilee reviews
This is a horribly-written, ooc, retarded fic. Enoy. :D Light x Ryuk
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Light Y., Ryuk
Ice Breaker by flamablechoklit reviews
Shooting, irritation, Matt being Matt; Your standard 'Matt tracks Mello down' drabble. Yaoi if you squint. And when I say drabble, I mean drabble.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Love and Space by Miss Doll reviews
L and Light, in separate rooms. yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2009 - L, Light Y.
Dominating Mello by Merodi-chan13 reviews
MY FIRST MELLOxMATT story. Yeah this came randomly. So Matt is creating a videogame. Will Mello like it? What is Near doing with a video camera? This takes place BEFORE kira. My friend Yuuri Cullen might have another add on thing to it so yeah.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Beyond Birthday's Surprise by TheYaoiLover222 reviews
Beyond Birthday gets a major surprise from just one little DNA test on himself and on a little boy at the orphanage. The rating may go up I'm not quite sure yet.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - BB
Shining Star by TheYaoiLover222
BB gets a surprise visit from his lover,Mikami. May contain some kissing. This is a boyxboy story if you do not like it then do not read it!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Mikami T., BB
Boredom at Headquarters by Blanket-For-The-Shock reviews
What will happen to Light when L gets bored? my 1st fic
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
To Be the King by Deception Alchemist reviews
Ryuuzaki speculates on why Michael Jackson died...specifically, why he died at Light's hands...er...notebook. first time doing humor only, so don't be harsh on me! I live off of reviews...which means I'm dying! Review to save me! :D
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Discoveries by Noxjana reviews
Matsuda approaches L asking why he always picked on him, and asking if he should leave the investigation because he was useless. L refuses to let him and they discover each others feelings for each other. LxMatsuda yaoi, nothing extreme. One shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - L, Matsuda T.
Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda, But Didn't! by MistShift reviews
Matt brought his lips down to hover just above his friend’s, “I want… Can we…” He ran his fingers through the blonde’s hair causing Mello to shiver underneath him.“Uumm… Can… Can we what?"
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Mello, Matt
A Small Distraction by Threshie reviews
Mello finds himself with a very tiny chibi Near to take care of...or to torment. Also features Matt.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Mello, Near
Akane by The Crone's Daughter reviews
A letter written by Beyond to Akane, placed in her coffin before it was shut.
Crossover - Death Note & Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2009 - BB - Complete
VIXI by Dolly H. Queequeg reviews
Even after he was dead, L just couldn't leave Light alone.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Mello's Revenge by Skyskater reviews
When Matt clears out the pantry to make room for 'healthy' food, Mello's chocolate suddenly disappears. And he decides to get revenge on Matt. MattMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Space Debris by emiliers reviews
Even space debris can be useful. Implied Matt/Near. Implied Matt/Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
He's just a screwup of an officer, but he's mine by xXxIchxLiebexLxXx
This takes place during the point in the story when Matsuda gets caught at Yotsuba.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Matsuda T., L
Himitsu by Kotoko Kurosawa reviews
L ruining Light's shower leads to something no on ever expected...rated T for cursing
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
5 SONGS: DEATHNOTE by WammyHouseWhore reviews
MELLO-CENTRIC. 5 SONGS...I FAIL WITH SUMMARIES. READ?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Mello
I Can't Believe My Heart by Defying Gravity Elsa reviews
Inspired by the song by Susan Egan. Three years after Sayu's kidnapping, she is awake but cannot come to terms with what happened to her. That is, until she spends one afternoon with Matsuda. WARNING: Contains mention of rape and slight language.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sayu Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
Loveable Idiot by Splat Danger reviews
Matsuda shows up to work drunk//what are Aizawa's feelings for our cute little Matsu?-well, other than irritation? // humor/romance/SLASH!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Matsuda T., Aizawa S. - Complete
The Death Note Variety Pack by ikasamelindora reviews
Come on in for some ranting and raving and things that need shaving.' This is a random collection, composed of one-shots. They will contain Death Note and will mostly all be humorous. Subject will vary, depending.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009
Raye Penbars' Morning Routine by sxc pancake power reviews
Have you ever noticed how Raye Penbars' hair is always messy? Well he notices. And it gets to him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Raye P., Naomi M. - Complete
For My Love I Change Myself by hitagashi reviews
You love me right? Leave Kira for me. Please?" Warning: Yaoi and manip!Matsuda and Mikami's fetishes and Matsu-punishing....
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Matsuda T., Mikami T. - Complete
FTW! Death Note Style by The Famous Fire Lady M reviews
A series of little clips of random scenes that would never be included in the anime.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009
Death Note: A Spandex Opera by AcerbusEquinomin56 reviews
L has an idea to find Kira that'll push the whole team to their limits!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Room by anothermellofan reviews
What really happened in Near and Mello's room?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Epsilon by Blau reviews
50 Themes challenge LxMatsuda Matsuda was always the last to understand things, but he was the first to get kissed by L.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - L, Matsuda T. - Complete
Afterimages by Dayari reviews
A story of how Linda arrived and settled in at Wammy House.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Mello - Complete
Fall For You by liz987951 reviews
MattxMello songfic Shonen-ai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
My Number One by bowieblast reviews
Mello will always be Matt's number one. Oneshot? MattxMello. May change status if I continue. Please review!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
RyuMatsuie by BondSlave reviews
Matsuda confesses all so bluntly that he cares about L, who is a little surprised, but not as surprised as Watari. Matsuda/L yaoiness.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
Matsuda, you are a jerk by BondSlave reviews
Just a Death Note drabble I did today before class. L calls Matsuda a Jerk.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - L, Matsuda T. - Complete
Matsuda TV by xXKanpekiXx reviews
A crackfic about Matsuda and an commercial. Lil' bit of language and SUPER crack!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2009
Whether by murderofonerose reviews
Short story based on Sherman Alexie's "The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian". No pairing.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Be Mellow by LittleMissyDeath reviews
MattXMello HAWT SMUT!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2009
Smile by RegenTaenzer reviews
Four years after the Kira investigation, the world was still working on normalcy. Matsuda and Ide are called to do a surveillance operation, but something goes extremely wrong.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Matsuda T., Ide H. - Complete
Preference by RegenTaenzer reviews
A conversation about Ide's preferences to pass time at work evolves into something more.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Matsuda T., Ide H. - Complete
Time by RegenTaenzer reviews
Ide returns to the taskforce and Matsuda begins to wonder about him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Matsuda T., Ide H. - Complete
Gracia Subtitle: Blame It On The Drinks by bleedcolor reviews
Everything had been going so well. He’d been carrying the ring around in his pocket for weeks now, just waiting for the best moment. Maes Huges x Kain Fuery. Yaoi. Don't like, don't read.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Maes H., Kain F. - Complete
Ask Lawliet, Raito, Mello, or Near by Firah-Von-Nightflame reviews
Yes! I have begun the classic Ask Lawliet, Mello, Near, and Raito light Fanfic. I am having so much fun with it. Send me a letter is you want to join the fun. Chapter 9 up.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,807 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008
He taste Like Cherries OneshotLemon by KaraWest reviews
Butters has a photo of Eric, what happens when Eric finds it?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
Matsuda Touta by xMelloDramatic reviews
Short MatsudaxL fanfic, I think my writer's block is getting better! :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
Matsauya by sxc pancake power reviews
My theory on how Matsuda from Death Note, Autor from Princess Tutu and Kyoya Otori from Ouran High School Host Club could all be the same person. Very...dark humour.
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
A Wammy Christmas by Living in a fantasy reviews
Cookies, decorations, and mistletoe. Follow Matt and Mello through their best Christmas memories at Wammy's house.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Horns by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
He'd seen many things in his life, things no other human being had seen, but never had he encountered anyone quite like... her.
Crossover - Death Note & Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2008 - BB, Lucy / Nyu - Complete
One Last Kiss by Emblebee reviews
10 drabbles made using a rather famous song meme. LxMello. Published in honour of Mello's birthday.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - L, Mello - Complete
Undercover by IHoldWithThoseWhoFavorFire.HM reviews
MattxMello. Mello decides to go all 007 and infiltrate a rival mafia family. Unfortunately, all does not go according to plan...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,060 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Last Prank by PickleInACup reviews
Edgar mourns the loss of Ellen in a distructive manner
Edgar & Ellen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Renji Was Rather Angsty by LunaAriana reviews
Renji x Ichigo. A lil poem yaoi slash thing written to the rhythm of Miss Suzy Had A Steamboat, or Miss Lucy Had Some Leeches by the wonderful Emilie Autumn. Enjoy :D
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
The True God by Anirat reviews
Light keeps Teru handcuffed at night since the time Teru unconciously attempted to kiss him in his sleep. But how did it happen that Light did the same thing to Teru while not being aware of this? Warning: yaoi, bdsm, PWP
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Mikami T., Light Y. - Complete
What Goes On Behind Closed Doors by Potential Schizophrenic reviews
Matsuda hears some dodgy sounds coming from the office where Raito and L are. Implied RaitoXL yaoi-ness. I needed a lil break from my serious stuff so i wrote a 1-paragraph thing. Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Betchin' Blog by Songfic Misstress reviews
Matt starts to write a blog. Rated for language and eventual lemon. Lots of swearing in this kind of AU, more "altered circumstance" world. Lots of boisterous, lovable, gameplaying redhead. please R&R, This is a companion piece to Mello's "Fecking Diary".
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 20,898 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Matt, Mello
The Gift of Matsuda by See More Glasses reviews
L and Matsuda are left alone in a room.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
Birthday Bonanza by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Matsuda's video of BB's birthday!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Silence by Chamyl reviews
One silent night, back at Wammy's House. Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
And Hope To Die by feralhand reviews
Wammy's children may never grow up. This is still life.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Mello - Complete
Liar by Yume no Ueda reviews
Somebody's messing with L's head. L/? ONESHOT
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - L, Ryuk - Complete
Ghost Of You by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Near watches his lover's death on TV but it doens't seem to affect him. Until he gets home to an empty house. Then the boy breaks. MattXNear. Songfic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Better Halves by sbyamibakura reviews
Part V of V. L/Matsuda, Light/L, Light/Matsuda, Light/Matsuda/L
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2008 - L, Matsuda T. - Complete
Collision by sbyamibakura reviews
Part IV of V. Light/Matsuda, L/Light, L/Matsuda, eventual Light/Matsuda/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2008 - L, Matsuda T. - Complete
Wishing by SweetG reviews
-Shounen ai, MatsudaLRaito- ...It was a mere wish, but whenever he saw the way L trusted Raito with every idea, with every new bit of information, he just wanted, wished to be the sandy haired teen.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2008 - L, Matsuda T. - Complete
Why L Didn't Die by Translucent Darkness reviews
Oneshot. Everyone's stunned to discover that L's married and that his wife is a little...unorthodox. LxWednesday
Crossover - Death Note & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/31/2008 - L - Complete
Wammy Progress Report by 15thBurningFiddle reviews
The Wammy student O has kindly allowed us to show the world his progress report. Do you have what it takes to make it at Wammy's?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Watari, L - Complete
B by EspeonAngel reviews
A look into B's childhood at Wammy's House. Written by Beyond Birthday.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2008 - BB - Complete
The Death Note Detention Club by ICauseChaos reviews
My first fic. CrackFic! Warning OOC and rather random at times and AUish The gang discuss the reasons they have found themselves in detention. Because Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will- with disastrously stupid results.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008
The End by bloodyamore reviews
Wammy's house, the night Mello leaves Wammy's for good. 'A tear slid down Matt’s cheeks. Then this was it. This was the end.'
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Wammy House Memories Episode 1 Mello's Malice by Mekaiah Keehl reviews
A story about a normal day at Wammy House in Mello's point of view.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
A Matter of Hormones by Doc Scratch reviews
Hormones?" "Yeah, you know. They're chemicals secreted from special glands throughout your body that-" Dialogue fic. Implied Mello/Near Slash
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Sweetest Thing by PrettyYaoiBoyz reviews
Matsuda stays late to help L go through the surveillance tapes of the police's families, but L gets bored and conducts an experiment. Matsuda/L.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2008 - L, Matsuda T. - Complete
The First Rivals by bloodyamore reviews
There’s always been competition at Wammy’s Orphanage. Mello and Near for example. But before them, there was B and L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2008 - L, BB
Comatose by flamablechoklit reviews
Waking up to you never felt so real." A songfic to Skillet's Comatose. LEMON. MattxMello.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sado, Lawyers and the Produce Van by COOPERTASTIC- Yeah I'm cool reviews
The title says it all... written for Sarah, who needs more Sado in her life.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Chad/Y. Sado
Unexpected by Enslavement-Thesis reviews
Matsuda decides that he is fed up with being a liability rather than an asset, and in taking steps to remedy the situation, forms an unlikely relationship between himself and a man he never thought to.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,369 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - L, Matsuda T.
Heat by TheYaoiMuffin reviews
It's summer and it's soooo hot! what will happen to L when Matsuda finds a solution aginst the heat? and what's Light got to do with it? read and you'll find out! D I S C O N T I N U E D.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - L, Matsuda T.
The Protector by Nakimochiku reviews
some things Matsuda needs to learn the hard way. drabble, crack, enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2008 - L, Matsuda T. - Complete
L's Encounter with Yaoi by Writerbitch92 reviews
Yeah this is my second Death Note fic and it is totally a Crack fic. This is what happened when L was introduced to a yaoi manga. Time for L to freak out. YAY! Ratting mostly cause of the Yaoi in it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Gameboys and Christmas trees by TIBryant reviews
MattxNear In the anime, Near has a gameboy on his Christmas tree... I'm just attempting to explain why it is there. Oneshot drabble
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Near, Matt - Complete
Matsuda, You're Stupid by AnimeBiotch1000 reviews
Another day, another call, another unusual happening, but...NOT concerning Kira? Who would've guessed that Mastuda or L could ever be sexually smart...together! L/Matsu-Matsu/L-Hard yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2008 - L, Matsuda T. - Complete
Lights Bright Idea by MistressKiko reviews
Light gets a bright idea... too bad it backfires. Featuring the Cuppy Cake song! CRACK.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Starting Over by Rainy-chan reviews
Based off Derrot's Matsutan - Matsuda x Light x Mikami - Light, Matsuda, and Mikami escape the warehouse and move to the US. But even in another country, they can't put their Kiracentered pasts behind them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Matsuda T., Mikami T.
Happenings by X-Alexius-X reviews
Chad likes cute things. Hanatouro is pretty cute. After a hollow attack he tends to Chad and his wounds. What will happen to Chad when his Cutey senses are tingling?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Chad/Y. Sado, Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Pen Pals by Tempted Melibea reviews
There is a new assignment at Wammy’s, and every child is supposed to participate. The assignment involves secret pen pals, and it seems like L is out to annoy the two top students at Wammy’s House…
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Mello, Near
Fluid by Lumi75 reviews
Mello's last day at Wammy's.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
All Over You by AngeloftheOdd reviews
MattXMello. Sometimes actions speak louder than words. Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Alive by foppery reviews
Why are you doing this?" "...I want you to feel alive." MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Afterwards by Wool-n-Hodge reviews
The "What happened after that?" of death note, With possible later-chapter graphic YAOI, shinigami, and cami the lemon. wool n hodge style. Oh and possible deviantart sketches to go with storyline to come.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Matsuda T., Sayu Y.
Better Than Sliced Bread by tao-fetish reviews
And B was not for Lawliet, just as L was not for Beyond Birthday. But then again Beyond always had to be the black sheep of the Wammy’s House.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2008 - L - Complete
Chad's secret Weapon by DarkSamuraiX1999 reviews
What if Chad had one more attack to use against Noitora after his Brazo Derecha de Gigante and Brazo Izquierda del Diablo are defeated. If you love Super Smash Bros you will find this funny.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Chad/Y. Sado - Complete
Fever for the Flava by Her Sweetness reviews
Did you know? Mogi has been stalking Aizawa. Yeah. And L and Raito caught him in the bathroom, in the act! Scandalous, I say. But now they're trying to help him out so it's 'kay. I wonder how it'll end up... Crack!mini. MogixAizawa, LxRaito.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Mogi K., Aizawa S. - Complete
Second and Third by cleverprongs reviews
MattxMello at the Wammy's House. Rated T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Strawberries and cream by Stariceling reviews
Matsuda brings L cake, and gets more than he expected in return. Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
L x Matsuda Drabbles by 4ng3legg reviews
A series of drabbles concerning a relationship between L and Matsuda - my favorite characters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - L, Matsuda T.
Red and White by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU: L catches Raito and Mikami. Matsuda has a request, and L doesn’t respond as he expects. MatsudaxMikami and LxRaito. Valentines Day Fic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
His Justice by Ainahim Twilightbait reviews
Drabble. LxMello. It felt like a crime to refuse such flawless testimonies.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008 - L, Mello - Complete
Chief's Guardian by kazokuhouou reviews
Knowing your son was an unrepentant mass murderer would drive even the happiest soul to depression, and Soichiro was no saint. Implied Soichiro/Matsuda, set after Death Note: The Last Name. Spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Soichiro Y., Matsuda T.
Aesthetics and Identity by debbiechan reviews
Two drabbles. Chad, Ichigo, Rukia gasp! NO ISHIDA! Implied IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Chad/Y. Sado, Ichigo K. - Complete
Affection by 4ng3legg reviews
L begins to notice Matsuda. Can affection grow between a genius and a guy who is not so much a genius? LxMatsuda. Fluffy. My first Death Note fic. Please be nice. Reviews always appreciated. Sequel up.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - L, Matsuda T. - Complete
The Note Before Christmas by Corey M. Smith reviews
A nice little Death Note fic written in the spirit of the holiday season! :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Light Y., L
As Life Flies By by Blau reviews
It was one thing to not have a party because Matsuda's parents lived too far away. It was another to not have a party because Matsuda's parents were dead. birthday fic for Matsuda LxMatsuda
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
Playing By Heart by Jaina reviews
A man, a band, a plan. After the war, Chad gets back to real life the only way he knows how, but his friends aren't about to let him do it alone.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Chad/Y. Sado, Ichigo K. - Complete
Answer in the Ceiling by Sheamaru reviews
While lying in bed with Near, Matsuda realizes that sometimes it's alright to just leave a blank space for an answer. [Matsuda x Near]
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Matsuda T., Near - Complete
Envy by Lillithrose reviews
L is working and wants Pocky. Matsuda doesn't realize he's in love. It's time for some LMatsuda love.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/10/2007 - L, Matsuda T.
Death Note: True Origins by Kawaii Overdose reviews
The story of who the Death Note characters really were, written by myself and a friend. Now with 60 percent more Matt! ...oh, Matt... [CRACK WARNING]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2007 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Senpai by Derrot reviews
Matsuda and Mikami go way back. Insanity. MikamixMatsuda onesided and MatsudaxLight. Spoilers for the end.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Matsuda T., Mikami T.
I Am Kira by Derrot reviews
Matsuda was only joking. Cracky.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Death Note Llama Songs by BriKyo reviews
What do you get with one annoying song about llamas and a manga about death? These messes that are fun to sing! Find your favorite character and enjoy! It's only T to keep me safe. You know, just in case!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007
Rusty Nail by Nanaki BH reviews
[MattxMello] The continuation of Side Story Is..., though easily read as a standalone.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
StaringOneshot by JewelummsXO reviews
MattxMello. Matt challenges Mello in a staring contest, but Matt's not exactly out to win. fluffy, sweet. rated T.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Gift by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, ChadKarin] It's early o'clock in the morning on Karin's birthday. [“I’m eighteen now. Can I beat your stupid guilt complex into the dirt now?”]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Chad/Y. Sado, Karin K. - Complete
Can I Go Nowhere With You? by Sarrin-chan reviews
Tales from Wammy's House, before there was Kira, who were the orphans of Wammy's House? Main focus on Mello and Matt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2007
Cake by Chiba.Kun reviews
[MatsudaxL Fluff] Written for a friend a while ago. Wonder if she remembers? Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Just When I Thought I Was Over You by wincest4eva reviews
OneShotSongFicWINCEST! SamxDean Rewritten begining of Pilot. Has Hilary Duff's Whos That Girl and Air Supply's Here I Am. As you know i suck at summaries. STORY IS BETTER THEN THIS GAY SUMMARIE! R&R please and ty!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Boys' Own Camping Adventure by Platinum Dragoness reviews
Renji, Chad, Urahara, and Isshin go camping.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Renji A., Chad/Y. Sado - Complete
Bride by Platinum Dragoness reviews
Chad wants to ride into the sunset with Nova.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Chad/Y. Sado - Complete
Panda Prince by Blau reviews
based off The Swan Princess LxMatsuda Matsuda and Ryuuzaki were two princes with nothing in common, except for the fact they're engaged. To each other.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2006 - L, Matsuda T.
Only Thing That's Right by Blau reviews
For the month of December, a new chapter will be added every night depicting how L and Matsuda grew to love each other. LxMatsuda
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/2/2006 - L, Matsuda T. - Complete
Ludicrous Elfen Theater 3,412 by Drew L reviews
Pseudo songfic, based on the opening theme of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Please R&R!
Elfen Lied - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
Sleep Troubles by RecRewind reviews
ChadIchigo drabble. PG13 Ichigo can’t lie peacefully in sleep for his life’s sake.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Chad/Y. Sado, Ichigo K. - Complete
City of Devils by Blau reviews
Matsuda hasn't been to work in a while, and L becomes concerned. LxMatsuda, oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
Tales of the Giant by TurkWriter reviews
Twenty facts about the most underappreciated character in Bleach, Sado Chad Yasutora.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Chad/Y. Sado - Complete
Better seen than heard by The Degenerates other account reviews
One night, Jack Bolton hears Troy and Chad sharing an interesting conversation...and possibly something more. Implied TroyxChad
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
Feelings by eatsleepblink reviews
[DallyJohnny] What happens when Dallas Winston tries to romance his best buddy?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Dallas W., Johnny C.
Calvin and Hobbes: Bleach Style! by RyuuRanger reviews
A Bleach version of Calvin & Hobbes. Weridness ensues.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006
The Red Dwarf Crew by Zombie Kitty reviews
Just a poem I randomly wrote.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Calvin at Camp: The ProducEds by Blue Paratroopa reviews
In a parody of The Producers, Eddy tries to pull off the perfect scam, this one being a musical. Edd nervously helps.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Furys Wrath by Liebchen-chan reviews
When Fury get angry... Havoc muses. [Havoc x Fury]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Jean H.
The Day When Everyone Turned Gay Except Kevin by ChibiMizu reviews
As the title implies! Chuck full of slash! HUZZAH! Reviews make me happy! .
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2004
All You Need Is Love by Yaoi Mistress Little Washu reviews
Songfic feature the Elephant Love Medley from Moulin Rouge. Lister tries to woo Rimmer. Slash. ListerRimmer
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
Gryffindor Man by Shadarii reviews
Parody of "Particle Man" by They Might Be Giants. Good times, I assure you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/27/2003
Red Dwarf - Room 101 by starfruit reviews
Short. Stupid. Red Dwarf version of 'Room 101' Hosted by our favourite penguin. (No - not Paul Merton!)
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2002
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12 Days of Christmas reviews
A collection of Christmas-themed short stories that will be updated daily for twelve days. T for drugs and later chapters. "On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve waiters humming."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Prussia, Spain - Complete
HETALIA COLONY reviews
The first town to test HETALIA UNITS, the first HETALIA COLONY; Fairsville. Multiple parings and some OCs. Pastalia approved!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2010
Hetare Drabbles reviews
Send in any word and I'll write a drabble for it! Rated T just to be safe. Romano will be present occasionally, so I kinda have to rate it T. Individual chapters have their own warnings at the beginning. I hope you enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010
Iggy In Somewhereland
A story I've started for International Peace Day! An Alice in Wonderland-inspired story, not a carbon copy with the names changed! Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - England/Britain
The Night Crew reviews
In honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day, a treacherous tale of... um... treachery on the high seas!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Germany
LUDWIG Unit reviews
Hello! All of us at HETALIA INC. would like thank you for purchasing your new LUDWIG Unit! Please read this guide to understand your LUDWIG Unit better. If you have any further queries, please don't hesitate to contact us!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Germany - Complete
Russia's Road Trip reviews
Russia goes on a quest to find his "dream land", and drags along quite few other people. No pairings quite yet, T for future chapters. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Russia
Light's Birthday reviews
Light-kun's Birthday! Minor LxLight, imagine in Ouran-style please. Enjoy! Part II coming soon!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Light Y., L
Valentine's Day Special reviews
A MattxMello oneshot for Valentine's Day. Just because I don't have a special someone doesn't mean they can't! Fluffy and Shojo-Style. For Acerbus, confident and friend.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
All That Jazz reviews
Matt and Naomi are partners in a business... slightly outside the law. Sorry, but it's NOT SLASH! Also, AU. T for the second part's violence/sexy stuff.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Matt, Naomi M.
Matsuda's Birthday Shorts reviews
Five randomly-selected people with which Matsuda interacts. Implied/ Minor shonen-ai. Enjoy Matsuda's birthday present! T because Ide is actually kinda dirty.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Mello's Memories
Mello thinks about the seasons and remembers his life at Wammy's House. A birthday present for Mello, no pairings as far as I know. T for minor character death.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
5 Songs For L reviews
A slightly late birthday present for L. Five short stories written to songs. Rated T just because. Implied LxNaomi on one story. Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - L - Complete
Death Note Crossovers reviews
Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends/Death Note in each. Rated T because Mello cusses a lot and there's some shonen-ai and lesbianess both in a good way . A few vague pairings that aren't the main focus. And Cheese. And *chocolate* milk.
Crossover - Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
Misa Attempts To Be Mrs Lovett reviews
Misa goes to see Sweeney Todd with Light, and tries the Mrs. Lovett style to win Light over. No actual Sweeney Todd characters or places, just themes and a song from it. Includes song The Worst Pies in London. Implied killing of cats, but humorously.
Crossover - Death Note & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Misa A. - Complete
Split reviews
AU, nine years after something happened you have to find out yourself what that something is we find the Wammy Boys, Matsuda, and two girls scattered. What will be revealed about the past they shared? No boyxboy pairings... yet... ON HIATUS! SORRY!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009
The List of Annoyances reviews
A crackish fic involving an insane OC, Lily, who drives the cast of Death Note crazy. Or, crazier. My first fic, please R&R! Rated Teen just to be safe. Small swearing, slightly creepy situations if you read/watch Death Note, though, you should be fine .
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - BB
Environmentalist reviews
A shinigami drops a death note and a skeptical hippie picks it up. Will the bored shinigami get the adventure she longs for? Either a one-shot or a series, review and let me know, please! Rated T because I don't know where it's going. ON HIATUS! SORRY!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2009
Five Songs For Mello reviews
I put my iPod on shuffle, the first five songs I heard, I wrote a ficlet for. Originally for Mello. Turned into my first attempt at yaoi, mostly MattxMello, but some MelloxNear. Not explicit yaoi, just minor/ implied. Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
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