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Author has written 61 stories for Harry Potter, One Piece, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Family Guy, Twilight, and Bible.

Greetings

My name is Louise and I've been around since... 1999. Started when I was 12.

It all began with Harry Potter and the books/fanfiction has been a constant companion these many years.

I've had a few brief encounters with other books as well, but nothing has lasted as long as Twilight (Harry Potter not taken into account), which I am currently taking an interest in as well.


REVIEWING

I always review the stories I read. I think it's important to let the writer know that you were there and you thought it was interesting.

If it isn't good there's always constructive critique.


Interests…

Harry Potter
- HG/SS
- Fighter!Harry
- Intelligent!Harry
- Harry/Snape MENTOR fics
- Slytherin!Harry
- Random Ron Bashing, Draco/Hermione etc…

I love a nice flow in the story, above all else, and so I don't mind if there are no pairings.

Luna Lovegood. I love her as a person. BUT! I really hate when she's written as someone all-knowing because she's strange. Suddenly she can do everything, sees everything, knows everything. It's stupid. Could it be that she's NOT a genius, but just really strange? The line is thin, yes... but there is no indication in the books that says she's anything else but strange.

Twilight
- Bella and Edward - ONLY
- Clever Bella
- Fighting Bella
- Funny stories
- Slightly AU stories

I HATE Cullens as humans! That's so AU that it spoils everything. Would be the same as saying Harry Potter and the team were muggles and there's no magic.
If you like it read a regular story and turn it into a fic!

But what I hate the most is the obvious elephant in the room. Every story where people try to salvage Bella and Edward they ALWAYS miss the main problem. Edward is a whining little bitch who control other people's lives with his own opinions. Opinions based on his emotions and is SO fucking far from rational that it makes your head spin.

He has the "right" to tell others what to do based on HIS belief-system.

Bella going back to Edward is NEVER ok, unless they resolve his religious attitude. He has no right to choose for HER with HIS beliefs.

Fuck I hate it.

Jane Austen
- Mary
- Mary bashing her family (parents)

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I own nothing you recognise (or possibly don't recognise). All belongs to the respective writers.

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Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 239,116 - Reviews: 5557 - Favs: 8,299 - Follows: 9,622 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Disappear by Rirren reviews
Harry is transported into an alternate universe where he finds Sirius and his parents are still alive and he is Voldemort's most infamous deatheater. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,001 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Para Bellum by Lord Silvere reviews
An ambitious Voldemort prepares to lead his armies into the Delenda Est dimension to topple Minister Black III. But, he has lost the element of surprise, and there is a Pre-OotP dimension in between his dimension and the DE dimension where he will have to fight Minister Black's armies, spies, and civilian meddlers, not to mention two Harry Potters and the infamous Black Triplets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,950 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Bellatrix L.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,049 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 3,135 - Follows: 3,887 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a hellish future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Juggling his violent past, Sidhe politics, and a questionable sanity, he fights to stay ahead of enemy intrigue. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,014 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 3,873 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 242,366 - Reviews: 4311 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 5,424 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7448 - Favs: 10,397 - Follows: 9,494 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5076 - Favs: 7,022 - Follows: 7,591 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14079 - Favs: 8,884 - Follows: 8,460 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Jealousy by rainsrabble reviews
Hermione gets dumped and publicly humiliated by Ron. Draco is given an order to propose to Pansy Parkinson. They decide to pretend to be an item in order to make Ron Jealous and make Mr. Malfoy mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5791 - Favs: 3,795 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl in the War by astridfire reviews
Who says you can't fight evil and be pretty? A Girl!Harry AU, starting with Rose Potter's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,498 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23758 - Favs: 13,415 - Follows: 12,324 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 6,271 - Follows: 7,120 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
A Lonely Path by la baguette reviews
At age ten, Harry disappeared. Four years later, a suspiciously familiar boy is found. Remus accepts the task of reintroducing him to the wizarding world, Harry resisting all the while. Where has he been? Will he ever learn to trust? Implied child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,418 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Odd Duck's Quest by Sempre libera reviews
Follow Mary Bennet in her quest to discover her true self, as unlikely friendships are formed, tentative romances occur, and matchmaking attempts run wild. Also featuring Kitty, and minor Austenian heroines. Chapter 28 up!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,360 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Kitty, Mary
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 394,216 - Reviews: 6483 - Favs: 7,109 - Follows: 6,254 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 4762 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 4,455 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4317 - Favs: 3,280 - Follows: 3,202 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 3,956 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,150 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,788 - Reviews: 10768 - Favs: 7,077 - Follows: 6,219 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
FALLING FURTHER IN by kaz2 reviews
Hermione begins to learn something of the man behind the dark sarcasms of the classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,590 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
When Past and Present Collide by Rebecca Pierson reviews
Crossover wHighlander. A Hogwarts founder returns. He brings turmoil to Hogwarts by destroying long held beliefs. Does this change Draco? And why is the Founder so interested in Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 136,966 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Resolution by GreenGecko reviews
Sequel to Resonance and Revolution. Harry enters his second year as an Auror Apprentice. Snape's wedding looms, and Harry's odd new powers mature, creating mayhem, perilous temptations, and opportunities to gain real wisdom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 787,878 - Reviews: 2952 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12050 - Favs: 14,379 - Follows: 13,033 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3009 - Favs: 5,289 - Follows: 7,283 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Heartlands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,926 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,024 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 2,848 - Follows: 4,175 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Signs of Waking by hangedfire reviews
The war with Voldemort took everything from Harry: his family, his friends, his childhood and his mortality. Over 6 years after the final battle finds a broken Harry Potter in Forks, WA under the care of Dr. Carlisle Cullen. TwilightCrossover Slash HPEC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,901 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 2,340 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
The Fool and the Tool by ShilohPR reviews
Bella and Edward return from Volterra just in time for English final papers. As they struggle to "cure" their relationship wounds, Bella's analysis of Juliet reveals just how far they have to go, and just how alike their stories actually are. Mostly IC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,797 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 8,712 - Follows: 6,545 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger In a Too Familiar Land by Fyreheart reviews
TEMP HIATUS. Harry Potter successfully fulfilled his destiny by killing Voldemort. As he lay dying, he was abruptly summoned to another world. What happens when a tired and broken Harry discovers that he's expected to save their world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,467 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 4,789 - Follows: 5,643 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
The War by EllaRose00 reviews
Takes place 11 years or so after "The Healer." Leah's POV. Over the years, armies have grown and lines have been drawn. Some are ready to defend their side but some are still deciding on what they are fighting for.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,861 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Leah
We Are Nothing by Ruskbyte reviews
Snape's Occlumency lessons have shattered the last defences of Harry's mind. Now, completely unprotected, his dreams have become home to a nightmare other than Voldemort. A nightmare that has taken on a life of its own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,706 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P.
The Miserable Gits Club by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus, Hermione and Lucius are feeling a little lost after the war. Society is changing, and so are they.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Cullens Read Eclipse by Robpfan reviews
A week before Bella's birthday in "New Moon" the Cullens receive 3 books. They are now on the second book, Eclipse. How will they react to reading their futures? Set pre-New Moon. Rated M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,593 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Edward, Bella
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,442 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Child of Grace by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Hiatus. AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 370,545 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Harry P., Luna L., Blaise Z., Tom R. Jr.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8327 - Favs: 9,436 - Follows: 6,999 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
A Choice of Roads by Imhilien reviews
*HGSS* A curious Hermione finds a way to see future visions of life with Harry or Ron. She didn't expect to see one with the dark Potions master... AU after 'Order of the Phoenix'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,800 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,030 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2234 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 2,859 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7610 - Favs: 12,538 - Follows: 5,714 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Blind Faith: Slytherin's Heir by xyvortex reviews
Sequel to Blind Faith, Harry's second year at Hogwarts with new challenges. Something haunts the halls of the school, hunting down the halfbloods. Who is the Heir of Slytherin, and who will stop him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,350 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Walking Shadow by Koinaka reviews
When Dumbledore shows up at the Dursley's front door to deliver Harry's Hogwarts letter, he is in for a surprise: for the last ten years, Harry has lived in a London orphanage, much like another dark-haired wizard. Is history doomed to repeat itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Harry P.
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7008 - Favs: 3,527 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,622 - Follows: 4,557 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Loathing And Loving Twilight Saga by Riz93 reviews
Why? Why couldn't it have been Kayla, or some random psychotic Twilight fan? Why did it have to be me: a Twilight-hating person? Oh God, I think that car hit me too hard. OCxEdward. //girl ends up in Twilight and is Bella//
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Blue Stocking Thing by JustJeanette reviews
In Response to the REGENCY CHALLENGE on WIKTT. A Regency story Hogwarts style: In which Miss Granger is finally given her book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,015 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 356 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Through the Cupboard by Neurotica reviews
Complete. AU. Post-GoF. During his cleaning chores for Aunt Petunia, Harry is sent to clean out the cupboard under the stairs and after Dudley locks him in, he discovers something very odd in the wall that vaults him into another dimension.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,505 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Meeting Over Music by my blue castle reviews
Mary Bennet is tired of playing for dances. While visiting her sister Elizabeth at Pemberley for Christmas, Mary takes to playing a piano during a particularly unbearable ball. What ensues is not what Mary had expected. Chap 16, FINALLY!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,970 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007
A Father's Sin by Severitus reviews
Secrets, prophecies, animagi, and the Serpent‘s Children--a dark secret is revealed that will change Harry and Snape’s lives forever. But will it be for good, or for evil?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 173,409 - Reviews: 3988 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/18/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6595 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Inevitable by Eggplant and Caviar reviews
Hermione has always relied on logic, but when she starts having prophetic dreams about a potion that leads you to your soulmate, logic won't matter. She is about to have an encounter with the two things she fears most: Divination and Professor Snape. (Moved to Ashwinder! Please finish story there!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,244 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7580 - Favs: 6,226 - Follows: 3,720 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 4,932 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4846 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
The Great Hogwarts Portrait Rebellion by Shiv5468 reviews
Ten years after the fall of Voldemort the Minister decides to commission a portrait of the Order of the Phoenix. It isn't the best idea he's ever had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,565 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,408 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Day With No End by astropixie reviews
AU fifth year. Harry has an awful day and can't wait for it to be over. Unfortunately, it just keeps repeating itself. Will his tormentor Snape be able to help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,980 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Redemption of the Black Sisters by jon3776 reviews
One sister had a soul consumed by the darkest magics.Another was lost in a loveless marriage.Neither had expected the life they had ended up with and in the quiet of their souls they wanted a second chance. Now they have one. PostOOTP HarryBellaNarcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,309 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Starting over by spacedout86 reviews
While seeking comfort the night before the war, Hermione discovers that a certain someone won't make it out alive. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Listening at Keyholes by Beagairbheag reviews
Set when Jane is ill at Netherfield. Bingley and Darcy overhear a conversation that brings a couple of things to light. Reviews appreciated.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Such Terms of Cordiality by Peradan reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet for the first time in the summer of 1811, at Ramsgate, over tea and a nearelopement with few of the prejudices that plagued the original courtship, they quickly and easily become friends.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,794 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006
Switched: Chance or Destiny by ttchaku reviews
Two babies were switched at one by the vengeful Dursley's. Now, ten years later at Hogwarts, one is thrust into the role of a hero by chance, while the other, by destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,662 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Twilight and Shadow by Greenleaf reviews
Whilst in the library, Hermione stumbles upon a book by Merlin himself. She is revealed to be the power to defeat Voldmort, but first she must find her king with the help of Severus Snape.To conjure the elements they have to work together&solve a riddle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,374 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Brave New World by bellerophon30 reviews
A sixth and seventh year story, totally AU. Harry decides that his life expectancy will be greatly enhanced if leaves Dumbledore and Voldemort behind. Destination: The US.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 890,279 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Those Charming Miss Bennets by ruby gillis reviews
Kitty and Mary Bennet are the last two unmarried Bennet girls, and are sent to London to live with Elizabeth and Darcy and find husbands. Kitty is afraid that the London ton will find her and her sister dowdy and provincial and so she stretches the truth
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,485 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006
Falsity by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
A midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Time by RossWrock reviews
Now AU, 6th Year, following OoTP. Tired of the way Dumbledore and the Order treat him, and ready to face his destiny, Harry dedicates long hours to muggle and magical training to take the fight to Voldemort for a change. Slight HPGW, not shippy though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 470,346 - Reviews: 4530 - Favs: 3,748 - Follows: 2,726 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/31/1969 - Harry P.
The Deal by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Hermione find Ron cheating on her and employs Draco to exact revenge. Seventh year at Hogwarts.No HBP spoilers. Rated M for language and possible adult content later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,076 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
For The Dead Travel Fast by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry is helped by the most unlikely person possible, Severus Snape. And along the way, meets a force that even Voldemort can fear. But will Harry survive the ordeal? Does Contain HBP Spoilers Coop: Emma Lipardi & Keres Weiland
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,179 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
Repercussions by Equipoise reviews
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. AU since book 7. Please note: this is a character driven story. Reviews welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
No Such Thing by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU. A young Harry Potter wishes for a friend ... then along comes Tom, and he’s not quite as imaginary as many presume.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Smells Like A Teen Spirit by raven00 reviews
Draco’s a rare blood half veela, half elf. And Harry’s his mate. Now all Draco has to do is seduce Harry. Right? Well… It’s not that simple after all, as Draco soon finds out. disclaimer: title from nirvana
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,313 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3342 - Favs: 3,705 - Follows: 3,657 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
Revolution by GreenGecko reviews
Sequel to Resonance. Harry continues his Auror training and begins a journey of mastering his unusual and growing powers. Harry, with the help of his adoptive father, is finally making his own way, but fate and prophecy are never completely absent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 397,328 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snape's Story by Sofiin reviews
A possible explanation of why Snape is so seemingly coldhearted and cruel and why he hates Harry Potter. It is also a story of how Snape saved Dumbledore's life. This is my first fanfiction, so any comments you might have are very welcome! implied slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
I Hate My Life by hyacinth beaver reviews
Things just haven'tbeen going well lately and Hermione is a little depressed, to the point where she etched 'I hate my life' on her desk in History of Magic. But, what happens when someone etches back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,771 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
Things We Cannot Do by Droxy reviews
Snape answers the door and is confronted with a plea for help from Miss Granger, events result in darkness surrounding Crookshanks. A bit of a murder mystery thrown in for fun. Serial drabble story format. CH 209 His Silence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 209 - Words: 27,602 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Crossing Boundaries by Darling Cliche reviews
Hermione returns for her 5th year at Hogwarts, hoping for a quiet year for once. Unfortunately for her, she arrives to find a handsome yet irritating Cedric Diggory in her bed. Too bad he's supposed to be dead, and only she can see him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy reviews
In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 323,413 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Key of Circe by omnioptryx reviews
WIKTT Circe challenge response. After Hermione is harmed, Hermione's grandmother, the Godess Circe, is called upon to protect and help her, and chooses Snape as the perfect man. Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,795 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Christmas Negotiations by blackacess reviews
The calm before the storm Hermione is in for a nasty surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Proposition by marina eys reviews
Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy, both bitter from their previous breakups, are devastated when they find out that their exes are getting married – to each other. So they team up by pretending they’re completely in love at the wedding of course. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Basketcase by attica reviews
DHr. “Is that really what makes you happy? Because I find that quite sad, relying on the failures of other people for your sick amusement when you can just look in the mirror every day and see the biggest failure in the world.” Oooh, BURN. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 292,537 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wasting the Moonlight by Emiri reviews
Really, who needs homework? Certainly not Hermione. SSHG fluff. Read and enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Death Eater Tea Party by SihayaFaulkner reviews
Voldemort is defeated and the world is saved, leaving Severus and the boys time to unwind. But what happens when Hermione finds out just what they've been up to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Sweetest Taste by a proud geekfreak reviews
The new DADA professor is something different. Very different. And Severus and Hermione are going to find out how different very soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 4,457 - Follows: 832 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
All she could think about by Tinker B reviews
All she could think about were all the names she had been called...Chapter 5 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Actually, Mione by Elnora reviews
Hermione beginning the new year at Hogwarts. This is definitely a different year at Hogwarts, where getting drunk and ending up alone with Snape only is the beginning.. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,030 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Great Plans by Larilee reviews
During a Seventh Year Potions class, Severus Snape begins thinking on a future. SSHG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,903 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Likely Story by Daintress reviews
“It is no longer necessary for me to coddle the progeny of my former associates. Nor is the Dark Lord any longer in control of with whom I spend my time.” AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,787 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sleepless Nights by Anna Black reviews
After a particularly nasty Potions class, Hermione recieves two months of detention. Instead of wasting precious time with essays, Snape asks for her help with a potion. Currently being revised up to Chapter 3 updated. Chapter 4 onward are in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,882 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Empath by displacement reviews
WIP An accident in the potions classroom leaves Snape horrified and Hermione confused as they deal with the consequences. Not a romantic pairing per se, but an exploration of two of my favorite Harry-verse characters. CHAPTER 2 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,433 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
HandMeDown Clothes by Quillitch reviews
AU: "By Merlin, Albus! That boy must be moved!" What if Dumbledore took Harry away from no.4 Privet Drive, with its perfectly pruned shrubs and colour co-ordinated flower beds, to somewhere he could call home...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,271 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Driving Miss Granger by Cathy N reviews
Professor Snape has to take a test, but is shocked to discover who his examiner is. Will she pass or fail him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Lost Blood by The PinkCorsair reviews
Severus Snape's greatest secrets are revealed. They will change the life of our favored little Gryffindor Know-it-all forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,589 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Urge Notorious by mavidian reviews
(SSHG-R) After a big misunderstanding, Hermione requires Severus to prove his love once and for all. Well meaning friends, an opportunistic phantasm and Rita Skeeter complicate things along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,340 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Shoved Together by Sigerson reviews
What happens when Snape is forced to spend three whole days rooming with the know-it-all of Gryffindor? Why do all of my bad summaries start with "What happens?" What happens when readers review? Dun dun dunn...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Elemental Genesis by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry Potter finds himself in the middle of a peaceful park after somehow escaping his uncle's abusive household. However, he does not remember his identity or his past. Now Harry must begin a new life under a new name as an elemental mage. AU 5th Summer
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,210 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Harry P.
The End of All Eternities by Nallasariel the Weeper reviews
Giant crossover. The Realms of Fantasia, the many universes where all of the fictional characters live within, is dying. A new Fellowship spanning from Artemis Fowl, Jack Sparrow, Hermione Granger, and many others is forged to try and save their lands.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,095 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Galadriel, Aragorn
Death's Sanctuary by Siripiritus reviews
AU. One family's decision causes a ripple effect like no other. The Dursley's abandoned their nephew, and the Grim Reaper visits little Harry Potter again, but instead of Death stealing Harry's heart, Harry steals Death's. Grim finds parenthood overated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
OxyHydrogen Loveatfirstsight Philtre by Gildor reviews
Snape and Hermione accidentally gets soaked by a love potion. It is a fight between logic and lust. Knowledge and affections. Discipline and instinct.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Awakening of a Royal by SilverDawn2 reviews
AU: Set in their 6th year, an exchange programme is held with another International Academy... And it turns out that she might not be a muggle-born after all! Centered heavily on angels... can you believe Snape is one?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 194,425 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 3/28/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Fire and the Rose by MetroRhos reviews
A potions accident leads to an unexpected meeting of minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,361 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/14/2002 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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50 First Dates reviews
Inspired by 50 First Dates. Bella suffers from short-term memory loss, which makes the interaction with the Cullens different. Please R/R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,089 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Bella
Enraptured reviews
Post-Rapture. Alex McKenzie strives to survive and to have her questions answered. Will the demons of Hell get to her or will she find Jesus before it's too late? One-shot
Bible - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Complete
Destroyed reviews
They may be soulmates, but when Edward left Bella, he broke her in ways that only mates break. When he came back he found a broken Bella who cannot be repaired. Broken as she is they enter a relationship that will break him as well.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Complete
Not exactly logic reviews
From the point where Edward leaves. Or rather: tries to. Things in the woods doesn't go exactly as planned.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Complete
Being smart reviews
One-shot. Set from NM (no vulturi): as Bella saves Edward she decides that she should be making the rules
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As the Darkness aproach reviews
Discontinued - Harry Potter is sorted into Slytherin and Snape watches him as he goes through life at Hogwarts, realising too late that Potter is turning into something else than the saviour of the world. Angry/dark/Harry. Snape POV, nothing more. - 2nd year begun
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,266 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Mad Intentions reviews
Harry is in the Voldemort-controlled Azkaban to ensure he won’t run off while Voldemort decides how to deal with him. Walking between sanity and insanity Harry finds that madness itself can be a strength and power. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Nothing left standing reviews
Bella gets tired of Emmet's constant insinuations about hers and Edwards lack of sex-life. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realisations too late reviews
Too late does Mr. Bennet realise that doing what he believes is the right thing for Mary is not necessarily the best thing.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Complete
A Practical Balance reviews
Not so short ficlet about how Mary realises that love is a futile thing and money goes a long way. A young man in the DestinedToMarrySomeRichGirl situation is in dire need of a way out. Can love transpire?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,674 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
darkness within reviews
Harry has a darkness within too. A short story about how he uses it to end it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
the last straw reviews
A quick oneshot about what happens when Harry gets enough of hearing how he resembles his dead father and mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Evil Monkies reviews
This is going to be a series of vignette dedicated to venting my frustrations on Family Guys... Short and, hopefully, funny stories...
Family Guy - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Meg G. - Complete
Fight for the right reviews
A quick rhyme that I myself am... quite proud of so please review. Severus Snape SPOILER
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
it's all in the past reviews
I was inspired. Marianne contemplates her life with Col. Brandon and what it could've been with a certain Willoughby. Sometimes all it takes to put things behind you is to see the truth. RR
Sense and Sensibility - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
her own wishes reviews
A short ficlet of what Anne de Bourgh really feels and in the process finds a friend in Elizabeth. rewritten completed
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
What do you want? reviews
A relationship between Hermione and Snape begins horribly. Now both are trying to figure out how to sort themselves and the relationship out. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hot Chocolate reviews
Oneshot. Hermione reflects her life by looking into her cup of cocoa. Will she let her light go out? HGRW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Battle against her wills reviews
For some reason Hermione won't date Severus despite everyones acceptance. Can Severus change it? A cute 22 AU postHoggie fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Inevitable reviews
Oneshot with resulting death! The pain has ceased. Severus is free.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Witch's Weekly Personality Test reviews
ONESHOT! Lucius tries a test in a Witch's Weekly magazine. He is quite amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Lucius M. - Complete
Revenge Of The Mushroom reviews
FOR THE first time ever: Revenge of the Mushroom! A continuation of the horrible Mushroom series! Voldemort is back, and is fixed upon kicking the gills out of two certain people! SSHG COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A toast for Severus Snape reviews
In the events of Voldemort's death the Chosen One is asked to give a speech. For once in his life Harry looks beyond his hatred to Snape and sees the real Hero. A Tribute to Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A mother's instict reviews
Somewhat short ficlet about the nature of motherly instincts opposing the educational mediwitches. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Slaying the dragon reviews
Harry realises that there's only one way to kill Voldemort. (One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
One day as a strawberry reviews
Short ficlet about nothing in particular and Hermione getting Snape with the help from a squashed strawberry. HGSS. WARNING: Involves the death of a strawberry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dorkey Cootiebutt reviews
What’s worse than a lustful, hormonal teenage-girl? Well, a lustful, hormonal teenage-bookworm! Hermione has a taken an interest in Snape and is eager to satisfy her curiosity (one-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Of characters reviews
They might be 'meant to be', but that doesn't necessarily mean that it should be any easier for them. (quick one-shot) HGSS, please RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A walk in the park reviews
When the snake meets the lioness of his dreams in the Hogwarts Garden he must gather all his courage to finally do something about the attraction one-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Chocolate biscuits reviews
One-Shot about HGSS and that between the two words are not a necessity. All they need is their Coffee, tea and Chocolate Biscuits. (Quick One-Shot, please review)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Of compulsive actions reviews
one-shot Everyone have more or less a compulsive act, and Snape is no exception! He's not happy when interrupted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Little, lost and looney reviews
A humourous one-shot about what happens when the author inserts herself and her two best buds into the Magical Community. No one can feel sane. Short story, please RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Unwanted thoughts reviews
Chaper 3of3 Strange, spontanious occurences arise and Sanji and Zoro start thinking on each other the wrong way.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Complete
Squashing The Evil Amanita Phalloides reviews
Continuation of "Squashing the Evil Mushroom". Hermione has taken her plan into action. How can she survive when Voldemort didn't turn out as edible as she expected?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
8 days reviews
Adultry and hard words. Written due to my own 20-minute-challenge about the 8 days Sev and Mynie spends together before they announce their relationship (one-shot) HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Furballed love reviews
Never could 10 hamsters create so much havoc as they did at Hogwarts. The one called Hermione gets pregnant and now everyone thinks it's the real Hermione. PG for implied sex SSHG REVISED -END
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Nanny Mione reviews
Finished! A small baby boy is trusted in Hermione's skillful healing care, and she gets rather attached, but things change rapidly when she finds out who the father is. HGSS ship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,445 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
How to give birth to an egg reviews
Herm and Sev are glad to see that their newborn child isn't human. It is, after all, so passé to give birth to humans. 10 lines only, so come an join the dancing mushrooms! RR Update
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Squashing The Evil Mushroom reviews
Hermione looks into the Mirror of Erised and sees a green mushroom. Why a mushroom and what does it mean? 100 words and close to the WIKTT Mirror of Erised challenge, though without pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Baiting Granger reviews
Severus reflects his life and the people in it, while fishing, and comes to an interesting conclusion - one-shot and PG to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Loveless reviews
Hermione is turned loveless, a shell of an empty woman, and is forced to come back to her old life, because of an unexpected pregnancy. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,228 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/15/2005 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
who is the man reviews
LAST CHAP! Hermione was standing in front of her mirror in her bedroom, completely freaked out. How exactly this had occurred she wasn't quite sure of, the only thing she was sure of was that she was now a man and owner of a big genitalia - reponse to HOM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
My Flower Thee reviews
One-shot about Hermione and Fleur when they met at an Order party after the war has ended. The story is short, take a few minutes to read and review it, thanks. It is the first fic that isn't HGSS I have made
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Don't stand so close to me reviews
One-shot song-fic based on the Marriage Law Challenge. It's so convenient that the Marriage Law was processed, especially when a certain student and a certain teacher is in love and can use it for their benefit. Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Art thou going now reviews
100-200 word challenge: Severus asking Hermione to stay forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Undercover reviews
With Harry being the one to conquer Voldemort Hermione takes up a role to help out. Hermione POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,390 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Darn! I'm the daughter of Severus Snape reviews
Hermione is surprised to find out that her biological father is someone she hates more anything, not to mention that he hates her back. So what shall one do, is such situation? Acceptions seems suddenly such a hard road.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,787 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Hermione G. - Complete
Advanced by Snape reviews
REVISED! A so very disgusting fic about when Severus Snape show his 'true' colour! What shall one do if advanced by Severus Snape, after all, "They always comes back," he says - FINSISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Hermione G. - Complete
If I could turn back time reviews
PG - Finished! - Yes another time-fic. Hermione had been sent back in time and can't get back. But, if you're there, you might as well get comfy. Main pairing HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,684 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
She had never been in love reviews
Herminoes POV on how life is after Voldies death. Short fic - Snape/Bashing. HG/SS?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
HeyHo Here We go! reviews
FINSISHED! - A situation which can only be dealt with when drunk! What will happen if you put Herm and Sev into a room with alcohol? Here's the answer!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,785 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I thought I was free reviews
FINSIHED! - PG for later: WIKTT Adoption Act challenge: Severus has been forced to take in a charge, now he must admit to himself, that even small children can teach you a thing or two
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,457 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Is this your wedding? reviews
Complete' - Revised - WKITT 50 ways to leave your lover, but Hermione only needs one! Who'd ever think Hermione was caple of scewing up a wedding? Last chance ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What am I to you? reviews
WKITT mistletoe challenge. Revised! Sometimes even Hermione Granger, Hogwarts' Head Girl need to lay off. Hermione finally speaks screams her mind at Sev. NO fluff, sorry guys. chapter 2's up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,440 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I Hate You Because I Love You reviews
In response to the 100 words 'you're unbelieveable' challenge. Mione is rejecting Sev, but does she really mean it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mione's midnight adventure reviews
Warning: I was drunk when i wrote it. Mione is looking for intelligent life at Hogwarts in the middle of the night !why! Her idea is to find the most hated man on the school and hope that he won't take points. Grammer mistakes corrected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts on holiday reviews
WIKTT Beach Challenge: Hogwarts is taking a break, Neville's lost his speedo and HG and SS finds something new about each other. RR. THIS IS SSHH STORY! SO BEWARE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Standing with Severus Snape reviews
WIKTT 100 word Mirror of Erised challenge: Mirror, mirror - Standing tall; who is my Loved One of them All - completed
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
One day reviews
COMPLETE - One shot fic. Very short, SS POV : Mock. Reach out, but grasp air. Only one day Severus will do what he has always dreamt of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/15/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Hermione's secret reviews
After the Battle Hermione leaves. Years later she meets old friends and they find she has a little secret of her own. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
See you on the other side reviews
Hermione is dead, but not supposed to be so. She's not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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