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Path of Choice by UnknownFigment reviews
Five years after RotS, Obi-Wan agrees to protect a young girl rescued from the Empire. Then protection becomes training, one student becomes two, and the galaxy is set on a different course. AU, pre-ANH.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,245 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Mara Jade, Luke S.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 2,738 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lightning Scar by questionablequotation reviews
After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
Fort Normandy by Thanatos34 reviews
Joker decides to use alcoholic assistance, (on Kelly's advice), to get Shepard and Garrus to acknowledge their feelings for each other. Shenanigans ensue as things don't exactly go according to plan. Rated T for suggestive material, (i.e. Joker being Joker).
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 2,556 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hello, Time Bomb by Mussimm reviews
The success of an undertaking is not determined by its necessity. The Lazarus Project was never likely to succeed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 145,183 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Leaf Style Maelstrom by Soulblazer87 reviews
'Leaf Style Shinobi, Uzumaki Naruto' So he had introduced himself. What about if that became a little bit more... literal? No decided pairings if ever, new jutsu and general insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,569 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Lies and Deceit by Kabukiman reviews
AU. Naruto, tired of being lectured on his chakra control and to be more like Sasuke, decides to take action. Time to show the world how great the Uchiha prodigy truly is. Warning: General Team 7 bashing. Cursing.First chapter's kinda lame, gets better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,249 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The ThirtySix Stratagems of Wáng Jìngzé by Mussimm reviews
"They want us gone now, before we get too powerful for them to kill. I say they've waited too long. I say we have that power now." The war has begun. ME3!Spec!fic. Shrios.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,588 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3159 - Favs: 4,532 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 4,717 - Follows: 1,712 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3196 - Favs: 9,923 - Follows: 4,307 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5343 - Favs: 4,476 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 4,176 - Follows: 636 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Keys by delen2000 reviews
Cameron gets a gift from House. This started as a oneshot but its progressed into a full blown monster. AU
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 38,972 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 5,148 - Follows: 3,297 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Time Is On My Side by Houseketeer reviews
House, Cameron, HouseCam HouseCameron. This story started life as a one shot, but grew. Cameron plans to ask House out until either he or she can take no more.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,279 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 3,827 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 285 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4337 - Favs: 6,402 - Follows: 2,226 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 3,731 - Follows: 591 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete