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With Sprinkles by dogbertcarroll reviews
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 463 - Published: 4/13 - Xander H.
I was never a scarecrow by dogbertcarroll reviews
The Goblet of Fire doesn't just bind you to compete, it insures you will, calling you from wherever you may be for each event. So what happens if you happen to be under wards that are more powerful than the goblet itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 701 - Published: 3/15
White Knight by The Inner Hollow reviews
A shield? Okay admittedly I don't know how to use a shield. But a sword? That I know how to use. Jaune P.O.V.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 349,278 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V.
The Queen Gambit by nectere13 reviews
Margaery Tyrell, unwilling to marry a man in love with her brother decides her own course of action, and find a king she could support. She plans ahead and takes a few thousand men, and more loyal to her with carts of the fruits of The Reach to support Robb Stark, even though she has to get through the Lannisters first.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,467 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Margaery T., Robb S.]
Path of Choice by UnknownFigment reviews
Five years after RotS, Obi-Wan agrees to protect a young girl rescued from the Empire. Then protection becomes training, one student becomes two, and the galaxy is set on a different course. AU, pre-ANH.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,694 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Mara Jade, Luke S.
It's Nora's Fault by Chibi-Slacker reviews
When you got right down to it, it was Nora's fault. Not that anyone in Team JNPR gave a damn.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Team JNPR - Complete
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 822,685 - Reviews: 7937 - Favs: 6,738 - Follows: 6,666 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor - Complete
Cat in the Cradle by The hotdog man reviews
Blake wakes on the eve of their graduation, and ponders the past. Jaune/Blake AU.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] - Complete
Riding Out the Day's Events by GlynnisIsta8 reviews
SHIELD's fall had ramifications for all characters in the Avengers MCU, including Darcy Lewis. When Darcy goes to visit Erik Selvig in a SHIELD psychiatric hospital after a few days of living unplugged (sulking over a breakup), she gets a lot more than she bargained for, and then finds her way more and more into the Avengers' world... and Steve Rogers' life.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 381,240 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Darcy L. - Complete
Fate be Changed by Araceil reviews
PART 2: She slayed the dragon, reclaimed the Mountain, birthed a forest, and won a war. But that was just the beginning. The past has a funny way of coming back to haunt you. Horcruxes and Dark Lords and quests to destroy them both, this time though, she's not alone. She has a Fellowship at her side.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,539 - Reviews: 3416 - Favs: 4,769 - Follows: 4,968 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B.
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,263 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 3,642 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Robb Stark, First of His Name by Samwell Stark reviews
Part 1 of the 'A Time for Wolves' series. In a world where Robb Stark parleyed with Renly Baratheon instead of his mother. He meets a beautiful flower of Highgarden and is met with a series of events that drastically changes his destiny from what it was meant to be. Robb Stark is a more avid player of the Game of Thrones, thanks in a large part to Margaery Tyrell's influence.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,310 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 6/11/2015 - [Margaery T., Robb S.] Jon S. - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 4,722 - Follows: 2,654 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lightning Scar by questionablequotation reviews
After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 3,728 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
Fort Normandy by Thanatos34 reviews
Joker decides to use alcoholic assistance, (on Kelly's advice), to get Shepard and Garrus to acknowledge their feelings for each other. Shenanigans ensue as things don't exactly go according to plan. Rated T for suggestive material, (i.e. Joker being Joker).
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hello, Time Bomb by Mussimm reviews
The success of an undertaking is not determined by its necessity. The Lazarus Project was never likely to succeed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 145,183 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Leaf Style Maelstrom by Soulblazer87 reviews
'Leaf Style Shinobi, Uzumaki Naruto' So he had introduced himself. What about if that became a little bit more... literal? No decided pairings if ever, new jutsu and general insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,569 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Lies and Deceit by Kabukiman reviews
AU. Naruto, tired of being lectured on his chakra control and to be more like Sasuke, decides to take action. Time to show the world how great the Uchiha prodigy truly is. Warning: General Team 7 bashing. Cursing.First chapter's kinda lame, gets better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,249 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lady Ex Officers' Lounge by Malicean reviews
Because people asked for more Veers/Piett interaction. With the occasional side of Vader.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, General Veers
The ThirtySix Stratagems of Wáng Jìngzé by Mussimm reviews
"They want us gone now, before we get too powerful for them to kill. I say they've waited too long. I say we have that power now." The war has begun. ME3!Spec!fic. Shrios.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,588 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3402 - Favs: 5,671 - Follows: 2,865 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 6,643 - Follows: 2,409 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Archive by Ynyr reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts Harry meets a powerful magical practitioner named Ivy, who asks the young hero for a small favor. She wants him to be the father of her children.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,249 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Ivy - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 12,798 - Follows: 5,350 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 168 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5466 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,794 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 5,598 - Follows: 1,012 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Keys by delen2000 reviews
Cameron gets a gift from House. This started as a oneshot but its progressed into a full blown monster. AU
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 38,972 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 6,349 - Follows: 3,932 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Time Is On My Side by Houseketeer reviews
House, Cameron, HouseCam HouseCameron. This story started life as a one shot, but grew. Cameron plans to ask House out until either he or she can take no more.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,279 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 4,706 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 429 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4580 - Favs: 7,735 - Follows: 2,805 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 4,713 - Follows: 885 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete