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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

WARNING!: Whatever you do whilst watching Half-Blood Prince, do not laugh when they put their wands in the air! It is not funny and you should not say "Well this is rather morbid!"

Although I did laugh and I did say it was rather morbid!

Helloooooo.

Anyway...


Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...

My main aim is to entertain, I am possibly nothing without my sense of humor and ability to make people laugh even in the darkest of times. I also enjoy drilling my opinion into everything wether that is why Harry Potter is clearly better than Twilight or why I should be Prime Minister of Britain because all I really want to do is paint that morbid house a more bright colour i.e Neon Green.

And as long as you don't insult Harry Potter or Glee infront of me, we're going to get along just fine :)

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200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Marauder's Advice To YOUR Problems by PadfootLoverr reviews
The Marauder's give advice to the population of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,290 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 12/14/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Ginny, Hermione and the Half Blood Prince by mokimik reviews
Because we already know what Harry did during his 6th year, and Ron did do nothing but snog: It's time for a girl-view on Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince. Find out what Hermione and Ginny have on their mind during the events of the 6th book!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 125,644 - Reviews: 1747 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 4,627 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Every Breath You Take by XSiriusIsTheBestX reviews
Second sequel to WTSGB! After the death of Voldemort, life is perfect for James, Lily, Sirius, Iris and Remus. And by that I mean love, laughter, tears, commitment, children and the perfect amount of drama. What could be better? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,372 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Sirius B., James P.
When The Stars Go Blue by XSiriusIsTheBestX reviews
James was the sexy trouble maker & Lily was the pretty wild flower.So don't you ever wonder how they finally ended up as a happily married couple?And is 12 years in Azkaban the REAL reason why Sirius is so bitter? SB/OC and LE/JP. An untold story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 105 - Words: 211,830 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Bargain by lalas reviews
James and Lily finally agree to put their differences aside. A bargain is struck but it results in something that neither of them could have ever predicted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,210 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Dancing Barefoot by XSiriusIsTheBestX reviews
Sequel to WTSGB! Life was supposed to be a breeze after marriage, but why doesn't it seem that way for Lily and James? And why does a cold, August evening change the entire World for Sirius? And when will Remus stop denying his love for Tonks?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B.
Ever Fallen in Love? by DracoMalfoy-sexgod88 reviews
Lily Evans is made Head Girl in her final year at Hogwarts. She is dating one the hottest guys in the school, but what happens after a drunken night with a certain messy haired boy.......James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,644 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
Catching Smoke by Prongywong reviews
There's James, quidditch playing, womanizing 'hunk'. There's Lily, prefect, straight O student. But how did they become James Lily? Add in Sirius, Remus and some other hilarious characters, you get an awesome story. REEAAAAAD ITTTT! You wont regret it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 94,855 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Very Painful Interview Indeed by Emmi-Chick reviews
James and Sirius 'accidentally' set Snape on fire, so they have been put in counseling! That poor counselor.. she has no idea what she's in for, how can you counsel a Marauder? You can't! All Dialog, Marauder era. WARNING: Themes of violence & farting..!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/19/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
The Marauders: Year 1 by DarkAngel814 reviews
Let's go back to a time where Voldemort was just beginning his path to evil and four young students first enter Hogwarts. Join Lily, and the Marauders as they enter their first year of Hogwarts as well as the characters we all know and love. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Hogwarts: All Sales Final COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw and Salazar Slytherin are building the finest magic school in the world. There will be lots of magic and mayhem along the way...and the odd goat thrown in too. RRSS. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,779 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Annoying Professor Snape by Numairs-Magelet reviews
The original Annoying Professor Snape fic! Yes, it's back. Insanity ensues when Hermione accepts a challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,096 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
70 Ways by CaramelBoost reviews
70 ways to annoy the characters of Harry Potter... Prone to randomness and bursts of oddity. Starts with 70 ways to annoy Lord Voldemort, then Harry Potter himself, etc... constructive critizism welcome. Not for kids as there is some material that can beT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,962 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Italian Lessons by spoons are for marmalade skies reviews
James loves Lily, Snape loves Lily, Sirius loves Sirius. Peter loves James’ cowboy jammies. Meanwhile, Voldemort’s minions march ever closer…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,929 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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1000 Reasons Why Harry P is Better Than Twilight! reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,948 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011
The Sorting Hat Decides! reviews
Ever wanted to know what the Sorting Hat said to different people? Then read on! Please review nicely!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009
Just Say Yes reviews
Little piece between Lily Evans and James Potter and I suppose Severus Snape .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You'll grow into it reviews
A coming of age story. Currently being re-written. I wouldn't recommend reading it just yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - OC, Oliver W.