I'm a short, fat, middle-aged redhead from England with a vivid imagination, a dirty mind, and an inner world the size of a small planet. I have a vampire fetish a mile wide, and I love supernatural stories, fantasy and hardcore sci-fi. Hair rock is the music of the gods.
I'm a slash fan - the hotter, dirtier, and more Bad And Wrong, the better! (Not so keen on RPF, though, and mpreg squicks all hell out of me.) Buffy, Twilight and Supernatural are the main obsessions... I adore Wincest, but my OTP is Dean/Castiel (love me some wingporn). Masterful!Dean owns me forever.
One of these days, I'm gonna get around to writing the definitive Blood Ties/Twilight crossover (Henry/Edward, with Henry firmly in the driving seat...) - but I'm an Olympic-gold procrastinater, so don't hold your breath!