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Joined 05-05-09, id: 1924771, Profile Updated: 11-07-11
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Diagonsed with a Peter Pan Complex. I read too much, think too much, and can't seem to care all that much.

Obsessed with canon and loves intelligent humor, even if it's insulting the stories I love.

All my favorites come highly recommended, I suggest you give them a shot.

Despite most of my favorites being Twilight-related (ohdeargodicantstoppleaasesendhelp!!) I am a Potter-writer. My stories can be found at harrypotterfanfiction.net under the alias DAC.

I acutally probably perfer you read them there, because that's where all my chapter images and fanart can be seen as well.

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Update 2/11: Wit tweets now. (ohdeargodwhydidistartthisinsanity!!?!) If you would like to follow and hear nonsenseical ramblings and updates about fic. Follow me here-> http://twitter.com/#!/wittyplayonword

Story Junk:

Pillow Talk: Chapter Two- Touch Me.

Song can be listened to here...

Disrupting A Muggle Affair: Beyond The Sea

Song by Bobby Darin and can be heard here


Rose/Scorpius Triology:

Part One: Dusk and Summer

Part Two: So long, So long

Part Three: What's to Transpire

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A Federation of Cassandras by FoiPur reviews
In which Renesmee runs away.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,615 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Winter Moon by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
One day Jacob woke up to find a beautiful young woman in his bed. Jacob/Nessie, post-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,529 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Stregoni Benefici by giselle-lx reviews
Carlisle Cullen has always been different—a frustrating son to a distant father; an enigma to the rulers of his world. But when he faces the biggest decision of his immortal life, he's forced to grapple with the moments that have shaped him most. When you've lived your whole life among killers, what kind of man do you choose to become? Pre-Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,019 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
beautiful contradictions by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETED - Looking for an in-character, realistic, original, canon, post-OotP LilyJames fic from 6-7th year with attention to character development and interaction? With no mary sues, set in 1970's Britain, with correct spelling and grammar? Well this is it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,286 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Familiar Gatherings by HM Grayson reviews
Starting a new relationship is always tricky, but getting to know Embry Call and his very tall friends is going to be a lot more complicated than Angela Weber ever thought. When everyone has secrets how can you trust the one you love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 46 - Words: 172,005 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Angela, Embry - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5460 - Favs: 6,715 - Follows: 5,218 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mary, Full of Grace by Elise Montgomery reviews
At one point everyone in Biloxi knew the story of Mary Alice Brandon... This is the story of the girl Alice Cullen used to be. Pre-Twilight, Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,567 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Alice
Of Nymphs and Wolves by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
If you blinked, you might have missed their love story...and that would have been as much of a beautiful tragedy as the story itself. Lupin/Tonks, through DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,104 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Biscuits: A Love Story by Pinky Brown reviews
Winner of "Best Depiction of Ron" at the 2009-10 Ron/Hermione Awards on Livejournal. The story of Ron and Hermione's complicated romance, with added biscuits. Not remotely fluffy despite the title, and rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,344 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17498 - Favs: 10,504 - Follows: 4,727 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Until the Last by HM Grayson reviews
Harry Clearwater is going to die in twenty-four hours. Too bad no one knows it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,312 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Harry, Sue - Complete
I Wanna Punch You On The Lips by epicinsanity101 reviews
Sequel to BIIS. Jessica Stanley finds herself surrounded by crazy. Her mother is behaving like a functioning human being, Bella Swan has turned into a zombie, there's some freaky Indian kid following her around and she still feels fat eating a Milky Way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Jessica
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5879 - Favs: 6,151 - Follows: 4,834 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
But Inside I'm Screaming by epicinsanity101 reviews
Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
She Hates Me by HM Grayson reviews
Nessie always knew Leah didn't like her, even when everyone else pretended it wasn't true. It just took her much longer than she thought it did to figure out why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 184,694 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah - Complete
FiftyEight Nights by Eowyn77 reviews
Bridge between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. The newborns are defeated, the wedding date is set. All that stands between Bella, Edward, and "a happy place" is time. Many thanks to my betas, Darth Ishtar and Tersaseda. Alternating POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 75,648 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,988 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Metamorphosis by Riniel o Imladris reviews
Pale lavender eyelids flicker, thick black lashes caress porcelain cheeks – and Bella opens her eyes... She is awake. She is all right. Edward's point of view in "Breaking Dawn", beginning with Book Three.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 259,088 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Are You Doing the Rest of Your Life? by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
The Cullens face a threat that could rip their newly-formed family apart and forever silence the sweetest voice amongst them. Jasper/Alice, pre-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,158 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Discovery by Aspiring Empath reviews
Alice never had the vision. The Cullens never returned. Meet Becca. She's determined to uncover the secret of her grandma's journal, even if it meets looking for trouble. Nominated for Twilight & Indie Twific Awards! Most Orignal Plot, Best AU, Best OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,600 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 4/21/2007
Canon by SideKick55 reviews
The problem with living forever is...your secrets do too. This is probably the most peripheral Twilight fanfic ever. Give it a try, you might like it anyhow. Yes, the Cullens are in it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,528 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Purgatory by wild spanish eyes reviews
Seven members of the Cullen family and seven deadly sins. Coincidence? Edward has lived too long to believe in coincidence. The death of each Cullen relayed by Edward to his newborn bride. Each one is a deadly sin. After BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,523 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by Brynna reviews
A collection of Alice/Jasper one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,783 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper
What Dreams May Come by AussieEllie reviews
Bella and Edward settle happily into married life at Dartmouth but Bella’s dreams of a mysterious child persist, drawing them into a centuries old deception with devastating consequences. A Breaking Dawn AU-Ch. 23: “Whatever happens, I love you.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,070 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Some Rise By Sin by Brynna reviews
How far would Aro go to have Alice? And how far would Jasper go to get her back? Post-BD, A/J, and ensemble
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,516 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Cowboys & Indians by Minisinoo reviews
Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,891 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Lessons Learned by loveadubdub reviews
My shrink says I repress feelings and emotions. She told me once that I have trouble “admitting reality” to myself. Now, I don’t know if that's true. After all, I don’t have the fancy Psychological Healing degree, do I?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,027 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Hair by theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
As the song says, gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 260 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Always and Never by Domlando Blonaghan reviews
He never thought he would love her. She always knew it would end. During the Golden Age, a Terebinthian woman learns that beneath the magnificent facade, there is only Peter. Bookbased. This fic has been brought back to life, to be finally finished!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,666 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Peter Pevensie
Pilgrim by Eowyn77 reviews
Carlisle's arrival in the New World involves some interesting characters. For the President's Day Challenge on SillyBella's Twilight Challenges forum: Write a story about a Cullen "rubbing elbows" with a famous historical figure.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2008
A Sea of Golden Sand by Andi Horton reviews
Rabadash comes to Cair Paravel to seek Queen Susan's hand. It is only once she is in Calormen that Susan sees him for what he really is, and when the Narnians flee, Rabadash is determined they will not get off that lightly . . .
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,897 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Unreasonable by Capegio reviews
Susan shivers in black, blue eyes searching the worn wood for magic.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by elecktrum reviews
Told from various points of view, this is the story of two battles: one against a ruthless enemy, the other to save the life of the High King.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Complete
The High King's Keeper by Sentimental Star reviews
**COMPLETE** Peter had the annoying tendency to be overly noble. Of course, it fell to Edmund to make sure his brother was not idiotic enought to get himself killed...--Brotherfic. Book and Moviebased-- --SEQUEL TO HIS FAMILY'S KEEPER--
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
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Pillow Talk reviews
Breaking Dawn-era Drabbles. Canon B/E. Takes place during The Honeymoon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work It Out reviews
It's their first year apart. Can they work it out? A snapshot of four lives. "There's a chance that we may fall apart before too long. We can work it out."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Dusk & Summer reviews
The beginning of a Malfoy/Weasley affair. Contains exams, children's literature and summer heat. Part I
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,223 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Disrupting A Muggle Affair reviews
"You can dress him up..." At Petunia's wedding, everyone's favorite wizarding couple causes a bit of a scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Brotherly Bonding reviews
In which Albus runs, James listen, stories are shared, and a Potter boy becomes a man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
What's To Transpire reviews
Five years after they last parted, two estranged lovers meet on a rainy London afternoon. Part III
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
So Long, So Long reviews
"I am determined. No matter how much it hurt. Not matter how many times he begged, I know that I have to do this." Part II
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Detention reviews
James, Lily, detention, paint and some incessant whistling. Takes place at the end of the Marauder's 6th year. "He's whistling... Merlin, help me."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete