Author has written 28 stories for Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl, Mortal Instruments, and James Bond.
I take my life lessons from Maximilien Robespierre, his contemporaries, and Sirius Black. I enjoy the rain, am far too good at procrastinating for my own good, and find my true calling lies in Disney trivia and making jokes about the French Revolution.
"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind."