Author has written 3 stories for Vampires, and Jillaroo.
Now, so far, my story is very short because of my computer malfunctions and me not having spare time. Sorry bout that, peoples. I think I will start writing again, though, now that school is starting up. Everyone give three cheers raises glass!!
FLIP!! I HAVE NOW STARTED ANOTHER STORY!! (Maybe I just stop fighting halfway there...problem?)
My kneecaps, apparently, are lovable, so I now spend my spare time obsessing over them, looking at Hollister worthy boys, and more.
The picture that currently occupies my avatar is of a pic that i think looks like one of my main characters. Pretty blonde, yet kind of gothic. Kewlio, huh?
I NEED MY FREAKING CD!!I am SO not kidding, and I know ur reading this, so don't pretend you don't know who u are. menacing growl toward friend You've had it about a year now...
If you have any questions or comments about typos or my story, PM me.
I listen to: Evanesence, All American Rejects, Linkin Park, Taylor Swift, Paramore,3 Doors Down, The Fray, Ok Go, Flipsyde, The Faders, Fall Out Boy, Black Eyed Peas, Nickelback, P!nk, Flo Rida, Stereos, 3oh!3, and so many more!!
My friends consist of: A dog obsessor, an awesome person (tee, hee,K!!), a pink fanatic (pink streaks??), a shopaholic, a horse freak, a liar, a gossiper, a bitch, and all of them are obsessed with Twilight (wait...exept for the bitch, but that figures, right?).
My TV shows: Lost (duh), Castle, Gossip Girl, Friends,Better Off Ted,Cupid, In The Motherhood, and Laguna Beach (even though i totally don't get it...), .
My Books: Vampire Academy, Twilight, Vampire Kisses, TTYL, TTFN, l8r g8r, Pretty Little Liars Series, Top 8, The Golden Compass, The Mortal Instruments series, and so many more.
My : Well, a lot of the guys in my school are fugly and mutant deamon di (I could go on and on and on. Just like that energizer bunny) but I'll update soon if i find anything worth mentioning!
I have some pretty good "Yo mamma..." jokes, and I spend my time at school trying to piss off Alex, because he owes me five bucks.
Speaking of schools, mine is like a soap opera. No one would believe anything that came out of anyones mouth. I don't even want to get started.
I can go ninja, so if u were thinking about saying anything to piss me off...why don't you think again?
Fo shizzle, peeps!
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will not sing: "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
Boys are like slinkeys.Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing: staying strong.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."
"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."
"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"
Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick."
"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."
"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."
"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."
"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."
"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
"You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary."
"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."
"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."
"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
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