Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Ranma, Teen Titans, and Danny Phantom.
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I'll be honest, most of my stories are probably dead. I may come back to them eventually, but probably not.
If a Good man stays his hand for fear of Evil, how can he claim the title of Hero.
To the little demon-girl-ghost-thing that will supposedly suffocate me for not posting her story, Bring it. I’ll take you on any time.
If we let the ghosts of the past haunt us, we'll miss the hope of the future.
If Necessity is the mother of all invention, then Laziness is its father.
Life is ten percent what happens to us and ninety percent what we do about it.
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'Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured' - Mark Twain
If, of all words of tongue and pen, The saddest are, "It might have been,"
If you can't solve your problem with explosives, then you aren't using enough C4.
It's not so much a question of what I've done, it's more a question of what they can reliably pin on me.
If you go back into the past and kill your younger self, is it considered homicide or suicide?
I've found most things are fatally allergic to explosions.
What's the point of being at the top if you have no one to share the view with?
Pacifism means that I don't like to fight, not that I can't.
Courage doesn't always roar, sometimes it's just the quiet voice at the end of the day saying "I'll try again tomorrow."
Live every day like it's your last, because one day it will be.
Pacifism only means that I won't kill you... I'm still going to hurt you.
The worst part of living only for revenge is not the monster you become. It’s when you finally get it and realize, you've become the one you swore to destroy.
I have proof that studying is bad for us. Studying gives us knowledge therefore Studying = Knowledge. Knowledge is Power therefore Knowledge = Power. Power corrupts, therefore Power = Corruption. Corruption is bad for America Therefore Corruption = Bad. Using the transitive property of A=B B=C A=C we can then infer that Since studying gains us Knowledge and therefore Power, which corrupts us which is bad for America. The formula is Studying=Knowledge=Power=Corruption=Bad for America; therefore Studying = Bad for America
You're unique...Just like everyone else.
Life is about making mistakes. Death is about wishing you'd made more.
One fine day in the middle of the night,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Something on this site that I've noticed and that really annoys me is when people who can’t write proper English brutalize the English language to write their stories, and then post them without a beta. This site allows you to publish stories in multiple different languages for a reason. If you can’t write proper English the post the story in a language you can actually write. To all those foreign writers out there who can’t write English, I don’t butcher your language to post stories, so please don’t butcher mine.
Also this is a story site, don’t post stories in txt spk.
If the Arrancar have Zanpakto, thus Zanpakto spirits, why can't they achieve shinkai or bankai?
For people who want to write a Fem!Naruto story, don't post it with Naruto as the character, that's what the Naruko U. heading is for.
In the first chapter/episode Mizuki tells Naruto about the Thirds law. As he does so Iruka shouts at him, "No, it’s forbidden!" My question is why did he think that it the traitor, who was actively trying to kill him, would stop breaking the law simply because he was reminded it was against the law?
7/9ths of Sharingan, is Sharing.
One thing that irks me is that in Naruto fics people expect the ninja in the Chunin exams to be at Genin levels. If they were at Genin levels then they would not be in the Chunin exams. The exams are to test to see if they are in fact at Chunin levels, therefore Genin level ninja aren't going to be in them.
Here's something I don’t get. Mizuki lies to Naruto and tricks him into stealing the Forbidden Scroll, yet later the same night he still believes him when he calls him a demon. Why does he still listen to Mizuki when he knows he's a liar?
Another thing that irks me is that people give Japanese characters like Naruto or Itachi, codenames that are just their name translated into English. That defeats the whole purpose of code names. Also to those of you who claim Itachi was a weasel ANBU he would not have been, because whenever he was spoken to he would have been referred to as ITACHI, which is means weasel, and giving the elite-secret-ninja-Capitan his own name as his code name would just be idiotic. The same thing goes for those who put Iruka as Dolphin.
Also, in the first mission to wave, how does Sakura not know about the Sharingan? It is rather important to Konoha not to mention that it is the Doujtsu of the boy she stalks. Coupled with the fact she had the top grades of the Kunoichi for her year and it is what makes the Uchiha family, one of the major clans in Konoha, so famous , she should know what it is.
Why is it so amazing that the Nidaime could use water jutsu without a water source when the first stage of water elemental composition, is to turn your chakra into water?
Again, with Hyoton Justus, Aren’t they supposed to require a now dead Kekkai Genkai to perform, yet in snow, there are several ninja who can use them.
Is it just me or does anyone else fid it odd that Yamato can stop the Kyuubi Naruto? The Kyuubi was so powerful it required a Kage and a god just to seal it, but now there is supposedly someone who was alive back then, who can significantly weaken it? if so then why the hell didn’t he do so when the thing attacked?
Another thing I just realized. The Shiki Fuin was able to force the Kyuubi, the most powerful demon in the world into a seal. But when Sarutobi uses it on Orochimaru, he is able to fight it off. Even if he was dying, a technique that could forcibly seal the Kyuubi should not be that easy for him to resist.
In many stories i have seen Hiashi shown as Minato's teammate, thus honors his final wish, yet he doesn’t realize that Naruto is his son. How could Hiashi Hyuuga, head of a clan who boasts of their eyes' ability to see the smallest details not pick up on the resemblance between Minato and Naruto, one of which he spent presumably several years in close contact with.? They have almost the exact same face as children. The only difference i could find was the eye shape. Any Hyuuga with the Byakugan who had seen both of them as children should be able to tell that they are related.
In many Naruto stories I’ve seen, they show Naruto performing many feats of infiltration and sabotage, but claim he is sucky at stealth and have him 'get serious' and foreswear all pranks. I’ve seen a fanfiction where he has managed to plant and simultaneously detonate explosives in every room of the academy, break into the hospital and steal medical supplies and toxins from a ninja hospital and then poison the drinks in the Jonin lounge, even make an explosive, that was undetectable before it went off, even under close examination; but in the very next chapter, it was claimed that he was a failure at stealth and infiltration. If you’re going to make him do amazing pranks, you need to look at what he is actually doing, and make him as skilled as appropriate. To rob a ninja hospital, and then poison the drinks in the Jonin lounge means he is very good at stealth.
I have seen many stories where Naruto, for some reason or another, leaves Konoha at an early age and years later he returns, and is immediately recognized by some random civilian, for no apparent reason. If years have passed, and the object of your hate is missing from your life, unless you have an unhealthy obsession with them, you are very unlikely to recognize them on site. People change, and even close friends are difficult to recognize at once after a few years, so how is it that some random person can immediately recognize a young man, whom they last saw as a drastically different child?
In many Naruto crossovers, Naruto is somehow sent to a new world, usually gaining an upgrade in the process. One thing that bugs me, is that it usually happens after he gains some form of space-time jiujutsu of seal technique, but he will almost invariably decide he is forever trapped in this new world, despite his abilities to warp space-time, and that his arrival proves inter-dimensional travel is possible. Naruto's personality wouldn't allow him to accept that he is trapped, especially if he actually has the capability to travel between worlds and knows how it is done aka after he sees the kamui.
It really bugs me in Naruto when people have their characters state something in Japanese and then immediately follow up with the English translation. Ex. 'It’s my Nindo, My ninja way!'
Harry Potter Rants
According to Rowling, Myrtle was killed when the Chamber of Secrets was opened, and they blamed Hagrid. She stayed as a ghost, so why didn't they ask her how she died to try to find out what sort of creature killed her; or where it came from?
One of the many things people blame Dumbledore for is him hiding the stone in Hogwarts. They claim it was a horrible idea, and that doing so means he is endangering the students. What most people don't realize or don't admit is that the stone was hidden at Hogwarts. Only a handful of people actually knew it was there and the only reason Voldemort knew about it was because of Quirrel. Had he not found out from him, he would likely never have know it was at Hogwarts.
If Gringotts prides itself in having the best security, why would they report a break-in especially if nothing came of it?
In most stories that I've read were Harry has Occulmency at the sorting the Hat yells it out to the hall, when it is clearly shown that it speaks in a whisper in their ear? It is unnecessary and completely foolish.
Why was McGonagall staking out the Dursleys? At the time she didn't know the Potters were dead, nor did she know that Dumbledore planned to leave Harry there.
Something that really bugs me is when people claim in their stories that the unforgivable are not evil, and that they can be used for good purposes. It is stated several times, and is proven by their incantations, they are meant to do three things; control, torture and destroy. They also require the caster to strongly desire the effect and cannot be used without evil emotions and intent, as shown by Harry failing to cast the Cruciartus on Bellatrix when he wanted her to suffer for killing Sirius.
Magic in Harry Potter is divided into Light, Dark and non aligned magic, but many people claim that if a spell is not Dark, then it is Light. There are very few Light spells are shown, and they cannot be used for or by evil, likewise the Dark spells cannot be used by or for good.
Has anyone else noticed that Slytherin is the only house whose colors doesn’t have some form of yellow?
Gryffindor: Red and Gold, which is yellow and red
Hufflepuff: Black and Yellow
Ravenclaw: Blue and Bronze, which is a darkish yellow
Slytherin: Green and Silver
Many people have the habit of making Trelawney a complete fraud, completely unable to predict anything. It has been shown and proven in cannon that she can accurately predict the future and very few of her actual predictions have not come true. Those that did not come true, were either deliberately false or were misinterpreted; either by her or the listeners. One example is that she does not predict Harry’s death in his first class; she sees what she thinks is the Grim and interpenetrates it as an omen of death. This could either refer to Harry’s eventual death or be a reference to his godfather who is a Dog Animagus.
One common failing I've seen in many Harry Potter stories is that in most stories he will get his Holly and Phoenix feather wand, no matter what magical or mental changes have happened to him. If you're going to take the time to believably alter him via magic or otherwise, then take the few minutes to think of a new wand, rather than just sticking him with the cannon wand.
Something I don't understand about the Potter attack in 81, is why Voldemort was alone? Voldemort is an egotistical person; he would have made a spectacle of him destroying the lights only hope of defeating him. He would have had at least some of his inner circle so they could bear witness to him destroying the last hope of his enemies. He would not have gone alone, yet according to Rowling; he attacked alone, and was defeated with no witnesses.
Why do people claim that Sirius abandoned Harry for revenge after Voldemort's attack in '81? He does not abandon Harry in any way; he entrusts Harry to the Order member dispatched to contact the survivors of the attack, then goes to hunt down the traitor who has given up sensitive information on at least one family under the Order’s protection and likely had done so for more.
Also why do people claim that when Ginny acts like her mother that it is a trait of all Weasley women? Molly was a Prewett not a Weasley?
If it's illegal for students to perform magic outside of schools, then why did Lily never get in trouble when she showed her family spells? Petunia mentions Lily transfiguring things when she came home from summer, and she never knew that it was illegal for a student to practice magic outside of school.
Harry and Hermione belong together. Why? Because when Harry was 12 he killed the king of snakes because it looked at her funny.
Snape did not fail to teach Harry Occulmency. Harry never learned, because he deliberately did not practice so he could get visions from Voldemort, then blamed Snape for his lack of progress. Harry was told to practice daily, but only actually practiced once a week when Snape literally forced him to do so at wandpoint.
StarCraft X Mass Effect Challenge
An idea that has been bugging me since I started reading some Mass effect stories; how would Zerg react if the Hives that spawned them were in close proximity to Element Zero? The challenge is simple, sometime after the end of Heart of the Swarm, Kerrigan and her Leviathan some how end up in the Mass Effect Universe, and set up a hive on a world rich with EZ. The close proximity to the EZ causes mutations to form in the Larvae, giving birth to Biotic Zerg.
Harry Potter Challenge
I would like someone to write a fic in which Voldemort gets killed by a muggle, and stays dead, after he returns and starts waging war on Brittan. The Muggle world shows it in the news but the Wizards don't know about it, until the Muggle's relative receives a Hogwarts letter. Then tell about Magical Brittan after the fall of Voldemort How he dies is up to you, but the muggle should do so in a mundane way, i.e. a gun, stabs him with a kitchen knife etc.
Ranma X Sailor Moon Challenge
We have all seen the many crossovers for these series where Ranma's female form somehow gets roped into being a Senshi, and decides to help them, thus ultimately helping them achieve world domination. This challenge is that s/he becomes a Senshi, but when he learns what Crystal Tokyo is and what happens to get there, he decides that his honor demands that he work against a plan that relies on the eventual genocide of the human race thus he goes to war with the Senshi.
Pairings: Up to you, but preferably at least one of the Senshi
What he does with them doesn't matter as long as they are permanently out of the fight for crystal Tokyo.
Danny Phantom Challenge
I have seen many DP fictions, but there is one question from the series that I'd like answered in a challenge. What would happen if a half-ghost dies? This challenge is to write a story, in which Danny or Dani ends up getting killed, and the consequences that follow.
Naruto X Percy Jackson Challenge
I've seen several Naruto PJO crossovers where Naruto's world is like a vacation for the Olympian gods and that Naruto is one of their children. This challenge is that Naruto's world is ruled by the Eastern/Japanese Pantheon like the PJO world is ruled by the Olympians.
Orochimaru literally translated means snake-circle, which is a reference to the Ouroboros; a symbol of Immortality.
Here is a funny Naruto web comic I found:
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