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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Ranma, Teen Titans, and Danny Phantom.

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If a Good man stays his hand for fear of Evil, how can he claim the title of Hero.

To the little demon-girl-ghost-thing that will supposedly suffocate me for not posting her story, Bring it. I’ll take you on any time.

If we let the ghosts of the past haunt us, we'll miss the hope of the future.

If Necessity is the mother of all invention, then Laziness is its father.

Life is ten percent what happens to us and ninety percent what we do about it.

87% of people on this site repost statistics; if you are part of the 13% who don't, copy and paste this to your profile.

'Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured' - Mark Twain

If, of all words of tongue and pen, The saddest are, "It might have been,"
More sad are these we daily see: "It is, but hadn't ought to be."

If you can't solve your problem with explosives, then you aren't using enough C4.

It's not so much a question of what I've done, it's more a question of what they can reliably pin on me.

If you go back into the past and kill your younger self, is it considered homicide or suicide?

I've found most things are fatally allergic to explosions.

What's the point of being at the top if you have no one to share the view with?

Pacifism means that I don't like to fight, not that I can't.

Courage doesn't always roar, sometimes it's just the quiet voice at the end of the day saying "I'll try again tomorrow."

Live every day like it's your last, because one day it will be.

Pacifism only means that I won't kill you... I'm still going to hurt you.

The worst part of living only for revenge is not the monster you become. It’s when you finally get it and realize, you've become the one you swore to destroy.

I have proof that studying is bad for us. Studying gives us knowledge therefore Studying = Knowledge. Knowledge is Power therefore Knowledge = Power. Power corrupts, therefore Power = Corruption. Corruption is bad for America Therefore Corruption = Bad. Using the transitive property of A=B B=C A=C we can then infer that Since studying gains us Knowledge and therefore Power, which corrupts us which is bad for America. The formula is Studying=Knowledge=Power=Corruption=Bad for America; therefore Studying = Bad for America

You're unique...Just like everyone else.

Life is about making mistakes. Death is about wishing you'd made more.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

Rants

Something on this site that I've noticed and that really annoys me is when people who can’t write proper English brutalize the English language to write their stories, and then post them without a beta. This site allows you to publish stories in multiple different languages for a reason. If you can’t write proper English the post the story in a language you can actually write. To all those foreign writers out there who can’t write English, I don’t butcher your language to post stories, so please don’t butcher mine.

Also this is a story site, don’t post stories in txt spk.

Bleach Rants

If the Arrancar have Zanpakto, thus Zanpakto spirits, why can't they achieve shinkai or bankai?

Naruto Rants

For people who want to write a Fem!Naruto story, don't post it with Naruto as the character, that's what the Naruko U. heading is for.

In the first chapter/episode Mizuki tells Naruto about the Thirds law. As he does so Iruka shouts at him, "No, it’s forbidden!" My question is why did he think that it the traitor, who was actively trying to kill him, would stop breaking the law simply because he was reminded it was against the law?

One thing that really bugs me is the 1000 years of death technique. It’s a good technique in theory; It's a chakra enhanced strike to the tailbone, one of the weakest and most painful spots on the human body. A chakra enhanced strike there will cause major damage and possibly disable the target, but most people turn it into a perverted super grope or some form of molestation, by making it target the butt.

7/9ths of Sharingan, is Sharing.

One thing that irks me is that in Naruto fics people expect the ninja in the Chunin exams to be at Genin levels. If they were at Genin levels then they would not be in the Chunin exams. The exams are to test to see if they are in fact at Chunin levels, therefore Genin level ninja aren't going to be in them.

Here's something I don’t get. Mizuki lies to Naruto and tricks him into stealing the Forbidden Scroll, yet later the same night he still believes him when he calls him a demon. Why does he still listen to Mizuki when he knows he's a liar?

Another thing that irks me is that people give Japanese characters like Naruto or Itachi, codenames that are just their name translated into English. That defeats the whole purpose of code names. Also to those of you who claim Itachi was a weasel ANBU he would not have been, because whenever he was spoken to he would have been referred to as ITACHI, which is means weasel, and giving the elite-secret-ninja-Capitan his own name as his code name would just be idiotic. The same thing goes for those who put Iruka as Dolphin.

Also, in the first mission to wave, how does Sakura not know about the Sharingan? It is rather important to Konoha not to mention that it is the Doujtsu of the boy she stalks. Coupled with the fact she had the top grades of the Kunoichi for her year and it is what makes the Uchiha family, one of the major clans in Konoha, so famous , she should know what it is.

Why is it so amazing that the Nidaime could use water jutsu without a water source when the first stage of water elemental composition, is to turn your chakra into water?

Again, with Hyoton Justus, Aren’t they supposed to require a now dead Kekkai Genkai to perform, yet in snow, there are several ninja who can use them.

Is it just me or does anyone else fid it odd that Yamato can stop the Kyuubi Naruto? The Kyuubi was so powerful it required a Kage and a god just to seal it, but now there is supposedly someone who was alive back then, who can significantly weaken it? if so then why the hell didn’t he do so when the thing attacked?

Another thing I just realized. The Shiki Fuin was able to force the Kyuubi, the most powerful demon in the world into a seal. But when Sarutobi uses it on Orochimaru, he is able to fight it off. Even if he was dying, a technique that could forcibly seal the Kyuubi should not be that easy for him to resist.

In many stories i have seen Hiashi shown as Minato's teammate, thus honors his final wish, yet he doesn’t realize that Naruto is his son. How could Hiashi Hyuuga, head of a clan who boasts of their eyes' ability to see the smallest details not pick up on the resemblance between Minato and Naruto, one of which he spent presumably several years in close contact with.? They have almost the exact same face as children. The only difference i could find was the eye shape. Any Hyuuga with the Byakugan who had seen both of them as children should be able to tell that they are related.

In many Naruto stories I’ve seen, they show Naruto performing many feats of infiltration and sabotage, but claim he is sucky at stealth and have him 'get serious' and foreswear all pranks. I’ve seen a fanfiction where he has managed to plant and simultaneously detonate explosives in every room of the academy, break into the hospital and steal medical supplies and toxins from a ninjahospital and then poison the drinks in the Jonin lounge, even make an explosive, that was undetectable before it went off, even under close examination; but in the very next chapter, it was claimed that he was a failure at stealth and infiltration. If you’re going to make him do amazing pranks, you need to look at what he is actually doing, and make him as skilled as appropriate. To rob a ninja hospital, and then poison the drinks in the Jonin lounge means he is very good at stealth.

I have seen many stories where Naruto, for some reason or another, leaves Konoha at an early age and years later he returns, and is immediately recognized by some random civilian, for no apparent reason. If years have passed, and the object of your hate is missing from your life, unless you have an unhealthy obsession with them, you are very unlikely to recognize them on site. People change, and even close friends are difficult to recognize at once after a few years, so how is it that some random person can immediately recognize a young man, whom they last saw as a drastically different child?

In many Naruto crossovers, Naruto is somehow sent to a new world, usually gaining an upgrade in the process. One thing that bugs me, is that it usually happens after he gains some form of space-time jiujutsu of seal technique, but he will almost invariably decide he is forever trapped in this new world, despite his abilities to warp space-time, and that his arrival proves inter-dimensional travel is possible. Naruto's personality wouldn't allow him to accept that he is trapped, especially if he actually has the capability to travel between worlds and knows how it is done aka after he sees the kamui.

It really bugs me in Naruto when people have their characters state something in Japanese and then immediately follow up with the English translation. Ex. 'It’s my Nindo, My ninja way!'

Harry Potter Rants

According to Rowling, Myrtle was killed when the Chamber of Secrets was opened, and they blamed Hagrid. She stayed as a ghost, so why didn't they ask her how she died to try to find out what sort of creature killed her; or where it came from?

One of the many things people blame Dumbledore for is him hiding the stone in Hogwarts. They claim it was a horrible idea, and that doing so means he is endangering the students. What most people don't realize or don't admit is that the stone was hidden at Hogwarts. Only a handful of people actually knew it was there and the only reason Voldemort knew about it was because of Quirrel. Had he not found out from him, he would likely never have know it was at Hogwarts.

If Gringotts prides itself in having the best security, why would they report a break-in especially if nothing came of it?

In most stories that I've read were Harry has Occulmency at the sorting the Hat yells it out to the hall, when it is clearly shown that it speaks in a whisper in their ear? It is unnecessary and complexly foolish.

Why was McGonagall staking out the Dursleys? At the time she didn't know the Potters were dead, nor did she know that Dumbledore planned to leave Harry there.

Something that really bugs me is when people claim in their stories that the unforgivable are not evil, and that they can be used for good purposes. It is stated several times, and is proven by their incantations, they are meant to do three things; control, torture and destroy. They also require the caster to strongly desire the effect and cannot be used without evil emotions and intent, as shown by Harry failing to cast the Cruciartus on Bellatrix when he wanted her to suffer for killing Sirius.

Magic in Harry Potter is divided into Light, Dark and non aligned magic, but many people claim that if a spell is not Dark, then it is Light. There are very few Light spells are shown, and they cannot be used for or by evil, likewise the Dark spells cannot be used by or for good.

Has anyone else noticed that Slytherin is the only house whose colors doesn’t have some form of yellow?

Gryffindor: Red and Gold, which is yellow and red

Hufflepuff: Black and Yellow

Ravenclaw: Blue and Bronze, which is a darkish yellow

Slytherin: Green and Silver

Many people have the habit of making Trelawney a complete fraud, completely unable to predict anything. It has been shown and proven in cannon that she can accurately predict the future and very few of her predictions have not come true. Those that did not come true, were either deliberately false or were misinterpreted; either by her or the listeners. One example is that she does not predict Harry’s death in his first class; she sees what she thinks is the Grim and interpenetrates it as an omen of death. This could either refer to Harry’s eventual death or be a reference to his godfather who is a Dog Animagus.

One common failing I've seen in many Harry Potter stories is that in most stories he will get his Holly and Phoenix feather wand, no matter what magical or mental changes have happened to him. If you're going to take the time to believably alter him via magic or otherwise, then take the few minutes to think of a new wand, rather than just sticking him with the cannon wand.

Something I don't understand about the Potter attack in 81, is why Voldemort was alone? Voldemort is an egotistical person; he would have made a spectacle of him destroying the lights only hope of defeating him. He would have had at least some of his inner circle so they could bear witness to him destroying the last hope of his enemies. He would not have gone alone, yet according to Rowling; he attacked alone, and was defeated with no witnesses.

Why do people claim that Sirius abandoned Harry for revenge after Voldemort's attack in '81? He does not abandon Harry in any way; he entrusts Harry to the Order member dispatched to contact the survivors of the attack, then goes to hunt down the traitor who has given up sensitive information on at least one family under the Order’s protection and likely had done so for more.

Also why do people claim that when Ginny acts like her mother that it is a trait of all Weasley women? Molly was a Prewett not a Weasley?

If it's illegal for students to perform magic outside of schools, then why did Lily never get in trouble when she showed her family spells? Petunia mentions Lily transfiguring things when she came home from summer, and she never knew that it was illegal for a student to practice magic outside of school.

Harry and Hermione belong together. Why? Because when Harry was 12 he killed the king of snakes because it looked at her funny.

Challenges:

StarCraft X Mass Effect Challenge

An idea that has been bugging me since I started reading some Mass effect stories; how would Zerg react if the Hives that spawned them were in close proximity to Element Zero? The challenge is simple, sometime after the end of Heart of the Swarm, Kerrigan and her Leviathan some how end up in the Mass Effect Universe, and set up a hive on a world rich with EZ. The close proximity to the EZ causes mutations to form in the Larvae, giving birth to Biotic Zerg.

Harry Potter Challenge

I would like someone to write a fic in which Voldemort gets killed by a muggle, and stays dead, after he returns and starts waging war on Brittan. The Muggle world shows it in the news but the Wizards don't know about it, until the Muggle's relative receives a Hogwarts letter. Then tell about Magical Brittan after the fall of Voldemort How he dies is up to you, but the muggle should do so in a mundane way, i.e. a gun, stabs him with a kitchen knife etc.

Ranma X Sailor Moon Challenge

We have all seen the many crossovers for these series where Ranma's female form somehow gets roped into being a Senshi, and decides to help them, thus ultimately helping them achieve world domination. This challenge is that s/he becomes a Senshi, but when he learns what Crystal Tokyo is and what happens to get there, he decides that his honor demands that he work against eventual genocide of the human race thus he goes to war with the Senshi.

Pairings: Up to you, but preferably at least one of the Senshi

What he does with them doesn't matter as long as they are permanently out of the fight for crystal Tokyo.

Danny Phantom Challenge

I have seen many DP fictions, but there is one question from the series that I'd like answered in a challenge. What would happen if a half-ghost dies? This challenge is to write a story, in which Danny or Dani ends up getting killed, and the consequences that follow.

Naruto X Percy Jackson Challenge

I've seen several Naruto PJO crossovers where Naruto's world is like a vacation for the Olympian gods and that Naruto is one of their children. This challenge is that Naruto's world is ruled by the Eastern/Japanese Pantheon like the PJO world is ruled by the Olympians.

Rules
-Naruto must be aware of the difference between the Olympian and Eastern Pantheon
-Naruto must be the son of one of the Olympians
-Naruto must end up in the PJO world
-Naruto must be somehow related to Japanese mythology, preferably a Kitsune

Technical Trivia:

The technical term for a group of dragons is either a Weyr (Incapable of Human Speech) or a Kyn (Capable of speaking in the Human Tongue).

Orochimaru literally translated means snake-circle, which is a reference to the Ouroboros; a symbol of Immortality.

Pictures:

Here is a funny Naruto web comic i found:

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The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 139,048 - Reviews: 4302 - Favs: 8,524 - Follows: 9,814 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 775,772 - Reviews: 6221 - Favs: 5,316 - Follows: 4,926 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Hanyou Trials by Dragon Man 180 reviews
Sequel to Naruto the Kitsune Hanyou and first story A Dream Is A Wish. Naruto and Hinata have to deal with one of the biggest trials ever, surviving high school in Nerima with Naruto's evil cousins trying to kill him! Mega Xover including Inuyasha, Ranma 12, and Tenchi Muyo. Warning, OC heavy, but main focus is Naruto and Hinata. Naruto is well on his way to Super Naruto status.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 252,032 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 10/10/2007 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Naruko U.]
Miracle of Zero: Kingdom of the Forsaken by James D. Fawkes reviews
"A girl cries out for Salvation - and receives a Miracle." Like all things, it begins with a wish. One wish, for a powerful, strong familiar. One wish, to be a hero that saves everyone. One wish, to finally live free. One wish, to meet again after so long apart. One wish, to be forgiven for the sin of betrayal. One wish, with the power to change the world.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 219,433 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 3,004 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Shirō E., Louise
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,779 - Reviews: 5347 - Favs: 9,715 - Follows: 11,794 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Becoming a Demon by Demon Naruto 117 reviews
When a man is pushed to his limits he becomes capable of anything. After bringing Sasuke back from the Valley of the End, Naruto's heart was ripped apart now he swears to destroy the very thing he once swore to protect. Can those he loved prevent him for destroying their home? Or will this lead team 7 to walk down a dark path they ever thought of taking? Dark Powerful NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 181,029 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 7/2/2009 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10840 - Favs: 6,477 - Follows: 5,819 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 510,604 - Reviews: 6879 - Favs: 6,692 - Follows: 5,115 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
The Complications of a Vegas Wedding by ThatGuyYouKnew reviews
My take on Blood Brandy's Vegas Vacation Challenge. Waking up hungover sucks, but waking up hungover and married? Life just got even more complicated for Harry Potter.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [Harry P., Raven] Hermione G.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8340 - Favs: 5,315 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 3,849 - Follows: 4,872 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 6,738 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 4,450 - Follows: 3,291 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5563 - Favs: 4,575 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bakudo X: Life is a Game by RebukeX7 reviews
Crack with plot! 2nd in the LIAG series can be read alone! What if instead of Ichigo learning the Final Getsuga he learned a Technique that would make living life a game. Ichigo X femZangetsu Harem Time Travel!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,408 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu
Dark Lord Rising by AndrewsQuill reviews
Forced to compete in the Triwizard Tournament against his will, Harry faces things which no fourteen year old wizard should. A loss of innocence, coupled with betrayal, causes Harry to either give up or change in order to meet the challenges ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,607 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 4,302 - Follows: 4,784 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 2,638 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 15366 - Favs: 8,672 - Follows: 7,607 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Harry's Gate by The walker 1982 reviews
A what if harry got away from the abuse and neglect pleas forgive any spelling or grammar fumbles this is my first story First, second, third, fourth, fith, sixth Chapter now Beta Read by Elistone thank you for all your hard work on this story.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,507 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Jacob C., Harry P.
A Wolf In Mahora by Wolf3391 reviews
Negi was going to be working at Mahora but didn't expect help in the form of a stange White haired teen. Negi/harem Naruto/Harem, will feature lemons later.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 384,301 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Chizuru N.
The Eternal Chimera by superfish01 reviews
Kushina and Minato have their owns secrets that only each other know about. How do these secrets affect Naruto and the reason behind the Kyuubi attack? naruxfemkyuu naruxfemhaku. 2 girls only, not harem. Rating to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 211,553 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Overlord of Zero by ironflea87 reviews
POLLS ARE NOW OPEN! After being stuck in the infernal abyss, the third overlord discovers a new world to pillage and plunder. Rated M for minion violence and sensual mistress actions later on.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,519 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011
Roku Naruto by Anthurak The Chaos Lord reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 3,078 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Reborn:Sasuke Uchiha by Danfiction reviews
HIATUS Even after death, Fate had an offer, and with that offer came a twist,now Naruto is thrown in a world where he never existed, in a body that belonged to the very person who had killed him.Waking from a coma, welcome the new Uchiha. Pairing undecided
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 351,064 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Naruto U.
The Shortest Banishment Fic Ever by LightningHunter reviews
If you actually need more explanation than the title, you're a moron.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Tales Of A Maho Shinobi by uncutetomboy's bro reviews
Xover. After the events of his 5th year some members of harry's family decide to help him out. To help they send him to the shinobi continent where he meets someone who will be his brother. Harry PotterNaruto Crossover. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 93 - Words: 598,480 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14809 - Favs: 8,061 - Follows: 6,077 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Time, Interrupted by Madm05 reviews
Summary: After she is murdered, Hermione's soul is sent back in time in order to prevent Harry from becoming the next Dark Lord, but quickly learns her task is not as easy as she thought it would be. A second chance story, with a twist. Eventual HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 180,083 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Namikaze Kekkei Genkai by Chanagato reviews
What would happen if the Fourth left a parting gift for Naruto the day that the Kyuubi attack. Find out as Naruto unlock new abilities as well as finding thing wishes the most. Has been adopted by Gamedemonking.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,120 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Out of the Darkness: A Jinchuuriki's Tale by S'TarKan reviews
People have asked for a sequel with Riley from There's Always A Way... So I got to wondering what someone with his sarcastic personality would be like in Naruto. Warning: This is darker and grittier.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,966 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
101 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by The Santi reviews
What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ron W.
Green Dawn by Bouncing Soul reviews
AU after Ministry of Magic battle, picks up with year 7. Harry returns to Earth after training with the Corps, only to find Voldemort has England in his clutches. In their darkest hour, the Lantern shines.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Harry P.
Unified Theory by Bouncing Soul reviews
HP/Iron Man Harry leaves the wizarding world to take care of his godson Teddy. What happens when he decides to prank them, reshaping the world in the process? What happens when they decide to fight back?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,494 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Starting Over by DarkKnight The LightHawk reviews
After everything is said and done, Naruto has failed, and is dying. Now he has a chance to start over and with help. But how will this change things? New Chapter up! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,899 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Naruto U.
The Roaring Snake by maidros78 reviews
AU to PS. Starts with Harry's visit to Diagon Alley. Follows the general outline of PS, but diverges from canon. HarryMillicent. proactive Minerva intelligent, observant and socially active Harry manipulation attempts by Dumbledore, Lucius, Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,938 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Millicent B. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
James Castle by Bouncing Soul reviews
Harry/Punisher X-over. The Dursleys are killed when Harry is 5 and he is rescued by an unlikely hero and believed dead. What happens when he rejoins the Wizarding world in his 7th year and a witch tries to figure out his secret?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Punisher - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,684 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Heir of the Founders by The Cold Turkey reviews
Harry receives a letter regarding his inheritance after Sirius' death, changing the course of history for everyone in the wizarding world. powerful!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,535 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 3,969 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10084 - Favs: 14,406 - Follows: 4,299 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Misplaced Potter by chubby redburn reviews
AU OOC. A tale in which Dumbledore makes a tiny mistake that changes Harry's life. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,405 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Spellstone Dream reviews
After the the Dementor attack, Harry is expelled, and arrested for the murder of Cedric Diggory. Betrayed by his friends and Dumbledore and tormented by visions from Voldemort, Harry retreats into what he believes to be a dream world and swears revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Harry P.
Inanimate Object reviews
In many stroies the Sandaime is shown to constantly go against the council when they try to have Naruto killed, this is my attemot to explain why. Plot bunny induced oneshot that mught turn into something more.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
An Unexpected Turn reviews
During the Battle with Dan the timeline take a turn noone expected and it leads to unforseen concequnces. Dark!Danny
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Danny F.
Ares Son of Zeus reviews
On his 7th birthday naruto is attacked and killed. This causes his fathers blood to awaken in him and sets him on his path. Will he follow in his fathers path or will he take a darker path? Storng Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,842 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Naruto U.
Curse of the Ancient reviews
During Jusenkyo Ranma falls into the Origin pool, a change that has farther reaching concequnces than any one realises. MassXover. Will include a little but of everything.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Ranma
The Fractured Mind reviews
Even the most forgiving of souls can only take so much before breaking. After another of many assassinations, and the awakening of his blooodline, Naruto's mind breaks. This is the story of a Jinchuriki with a broken mind. NarutoXharem Dark!Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Master of Magic reviews
Harry potter has the ability to survive al most any situaton that he come across, The reason why? He has a guardian, who, has his hands full keeping him alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Harry P., OC
A Second Life reviews
With the aid of a kami, and a stranger name Hikaru, a dying Naruto has been given a second life. With thier help the Village has prospered. This is a sequel to Starting Over at /s/2521096/1/Starting Over On Hiatus until further notice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Naruto U.