All Harry wanted to do was retire to some island somewhere to get as far away from from all the attention of magical Britain as he possibly could... he just wasn't sure why everyone insisted on calling it his 'dark lair'... (Or: how Harry got the reputation of a dark lord without really meaning to.)

A portkey accident lands Harry at the feet of something more terrifying than a dragon.

This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.

Between trauma after being attacked by Quirrell, harsh comments from Snape and being told he has to go back to the Durselys, Harry has had enough. This summer he starts kicking back and watches as Dumbledore's carefully laid plans for him crumble – Yaoi Boy x Boy

In which various Narnian characters say various things. Also in which I enumerate certain pet peeves. Inspired by Dear Writers of Fanfiction.

The Second Task and the Graveyard played out differently. With Sirius cleared, Voldemort dead, and just wanting to get away from it all, Harry is sent away for schooling outside of England. Life in England may be a circus, but Harry is unknowingly sent to a school with a different type of insanity. Just why is the school pink?

Albus Dumbledore meets a different Harry Potter in the Limbo version of King's Cross, where he learns some disturbing facts and discovers a glaring hole in all of his plans for Harry.

Many girls ask Harry to choose them as his date for the Yule ball, but he chooses the one that surprised him the most, eventually finding much more than he could initially hope for. [Harry, Daphne], [Neville, Hermione]

Bilbo Baggins had expected to see many things when he entered Erebor for the first time. He did not expect to see a giant statue of a dragon and find a giant snake. Who he then made friends with... MoD!Harry (hinted). Oneshot.

Mrs. Pevensie notices some changes in her children after their stay in the country, and she doesn't really know what to think about it. But when Edmund starts reacting badly to changes in the weather, she's completely at a loss. Especially when her other children step in to help. Told from Mrs. Pevensie's point of view. No slash to be found here.

just my take on the seemingly eternal debate about whether or not 'Harry' was Harry's actusl first name. And how it might impact the TriWizard Tournament. This isn't plainchant, so there's Harmony to be had.

Steve had a friend once, a long time ago. MoD!Harry. Oneshot

Natalia Alianovna Romanova became Lily Alice Evans, the most formidable assassin and spy the Black Widow program had ever produced, and a sleeper agent within the magical community. What happens when she falls in love, and her family is threatened?

Harry was just having lunch at a small diner, when a young woman came in, pushing a pram with a toddler in it. She wasn't a classical beauty, although her face was quite pretty, and yet it reminded him of something that he didn't really understand. He shrugged it off and turned back to his food. A slight tap on his shoulder attracted his attention a moment later. "Harry?"

What if Hermione had accidently Disapparated along with Ron during the hunt while trying to stop him? How would Harry have managed to defeat Voldemort alone? Watch as Harry takes a bold step forward with determination and new allies. This is canon compliant until the scene where Harry and Ron fight in Book 7. Two shot – COMPLETE

Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.

Harry is adopted by a black shaggy dog when he leaves Privet Drive after blowing up Aunt Marge. His experiences at the Leaky Cauldron and Diagon Alley afterwards takes his life in a whole different direction. He gets help from unexpected directions - the goblins and the DMLE. AU Third Book. No Pairings. Unofficial subtitle: Where everyone gets what they deserve.

With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE

"'Dear Mr Godfather,' the letter read, 'My name is Harry Potter, and I'm living with my aunt and uncle, but I don't like it very much.'" When through an act of desperation and accidental magic a letter finds its way into Azkaban, Sirius Black decides that his godson needs him. But how do you take care of a child when you're a wanted criminal?

Of course this had to happened eventually. It was too much to ask that even if his son was adopted, he would inherit his father's 'saving people thing.' Alas the Fates had other ideas. One-shot. Drabble-esque.

Short fluff between Peter and Edmund: "The hugs that Edmund craved the most were from his big brother." Added chapter - Peter's turn to need a hug

AU returning to the day of Obi-Wan's match with Bruck Chun: Obi-Wan might just realize that this fight will do nothing for him to gain the attention of Master Jinn. With this knowledge, other decisions will be made and someone else might just step up to train Obi-Wan. The beginning of a different partnership. (No bashing, rather a bit of fluff & Obi-Wan's talent with animals.)

After Narnia, the Pevensie siblings would never be the same. This is a series of ficlets based off of the times that their Narnian personalities were shown. These are the slip-ups of the strange ones.

Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!

Tired of being lied to, manipulated and deceived, Harry decides that because of Sirius' death he has nothing to tie him to the Wizarding World anymore. He refuses to be their puppet, their Hero, when they won't even tell him the truth. Story a AU timeline

Harry only wanted to get the greasiest burger he could find and relax for a few hours. He had just got off his latest assignment, so he had earned at least that much of a break, right? Wrong. Death was a slave driver. Master of Death? Most misleading title ever created.

Months after the Battle at Hogwarts, Harry and Ginny disappeared. Eight years later, the investigation into their disappearance is re-opened. Amid the rumours of love potions and Dark magic, the story slowly emerges.

A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

In which Harry was sealed inside Tom Riddle's diary during his second year and tossed into another world, upon where he finds himself in Bruce Banner's lonely hands. With the life Banner leads, he supposes that he shouldn't be surprised by this "Harry Potter" being. Really, there wasn't enough coffee in the world to deal with this.

The Dark Side bring back a puppy instead of Potter, so now what will they do?

What if the prophecy wasn't as literal as Dumbledore assumed? Sometimes, sleep deprivation can be helpful. Set post fifth year, a bit (very) OOC. Just some silliness my own sleep dep caused.

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.

Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE

Edmund was named the Just King because he understood (as much as any person is able) the value of mercy. A lesson is imparted. Or, Lucy, Edmund and Caspian discuss the past. (Gen.)

Harry is not content to hear how he is "perfectly safe" and turns to the only adult he feels he can trust. Sirius helps him gain his animagus form, its down hill for the bad guys after that. Then one shock after another leads to a new life for Harry and his three 'Uncles". No pairings. For missgsmith51 who picked the animagus form. **Mercedes Raine is a continuation on this story

When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.

In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU

The Silver Tongue and The Negotiator are sharing a table and drinking. No, that's not a punchline. The Norse god of mischief really is having a drink with the most straight-laced Jedi in the Order. Oneshot, gen fic, don't own, complete. Inspired by the picture animama made for me when I put in a bid for a commission. It was just one of those things that... Snowballed. A little.

A series of one-shots mixing Narnia and the three days of the Holy Triduum. 1) Peter Washes the Feet of the Narnians 2) Caspian Learns Aslan's Death 3) Easter Vigil Baptism 4) Easter Service

Harry walks the halls of Hogwarts seriously injured and is confronted by the Slytherins. They take him to Snape, who uses Legilimency to make a startling discovery. Is Dumbledore really who he says he is? Is Harry really on the right side of the war? Goodish!Voldemort, No Slash, Powerful Harry, Mentor Snape, Good Malfoys, super bad Dumbles, very abused Harry, AU Goblet of Fire

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

Just a little one shot I've been playing with. A short story of how simple words spoken came change your life. No pairing.

After a near-death encounter four months earlier, Peter decides it's time he show his brother just what he means to him: Everything.

"I can take care of myself, sir," Lake had said, but Dodge didn't expect to see Stepanak with a black eye, shortly afterwards.

When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.

Derek isn't feeling well and would rather stay home from school, a story that the rest of the family don't buy for a second so Derek ends up going there anyway. But what if he really is sick…? (Derek whump, Slight Dasey fluff, George moments)

Harry needs some time to let his guard down in the war. So he goes to a celebration just before he, Ron and Hermione plan to get Hufflepuff's Cup from Bellatrix Lestrange's vault. Who could have guessed what the consequences would be?

Some griefs are too deep for words. Rated T PLUS. Very dark. Golden Age. No slash.

After the incident with the White Witch, Caspian feels as if he almost betrayed Narnia. When Edmund decides to tell a story, Caspian learns more about the King of Old. NO SLASH! PC universe. More movie based.

The Sorting Hat is fed up with Dumbledores planning, and takes the sorting of Harry's year group into its own hands. With no-one where they expected to be, will they band together? Or will it force them apart? AU, manipulative!Dumbledore Slytherin!Harry

Imprisoned on the moon, the Princess of Eternal Night passed the time in any way she could, usually plotting her revenge. But when someone else finds their way into her prison, she finds a new way to pass the time, and soon revenge is no longer on top of her list. Now the princess of the night has returned, with a new member of the royal family

Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.

The Team's in trouble and Rodney will have to pay the price.

Harry ends up in Azkaban because almost everyone thinks he is going dark, Remus manages to break him out and send them both back in time to their younger bodies to do things properly...but his makes a teensy tiny mistake. One-shot, rated for language.

Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.

Contrary to belief, Susan was not the only one who stopped believing in Narnia...

This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!

A woman's heartfelt prayer; a world in dire need; a Child of Fate to guide and guard; a King's generous love... and with the warmth of the Lion's breath, everything changed...

Part of the Wanderer!verse. Prequel to Wanderer. The fifteenth jump lands him in a place so much like the home he has always wanted that he just can't stay away, even though he knows it'll hurt all the more in the end.

A What If tale. What would have happened if the Doctor, looking for Melody after Demon's Run, had been taken by the TARDIS to Godric's Hollow? And he was the first there? Amy and Rory raise the saviour of the Wizarding World with input from River and the Doctor. God help the Wizarding World. Will eventually ship canon pairings. Please Read and Review. T for future chapters.

The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!

Harry Potter isn't really Harry Potter. Neither is he the Boy-Who-Lived, and is therefore thrown away as trash. When he turns sixteen, glamours unwraps his true self and he leaves the Light to find his real family. Slash, HP/DM.

AU of Phantoms. What if Sheppard's aim had been better when he shot McKay? On the run from his own people and totally alone, will he find forgiveness from himself and his friends or fall into darkness? Shepwhump as standard.

Harry is left at the Dursleys after Sirius's death. When He finally decides to take his destiny and training into his own hands, he gets help from a very unexpected source. Powerful!Super!Light!Harry. Dumbledore,Weasley & Granger bashing. COMPLETE!

Returning from a skirmish in the north, Peter must now face a certain dark haired little brother who still just happens to be horribly put out about being left behind. - Golden Age based.

There are more important things than winning a contest. A senior Padawan shows what he's made of, and does his master proud. A light-hearted tale in three parts.

...cut it out. Letters from various Narnia characters. This has, most likely, been done thousands of times before, but I don't give a crap and it provides me with catharsis. Actually a canon fic, so, something new.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Edmund wants to know why he looks nothing like his siblings. Peter shows him they're more alike than he thinks. Post LWW. No slash.

Harry has had enough of attitude of most students because his name came out of the GOF. So he decides to show them what the life of Harry Potter is really like. T for language, and subject area mentioned

The fallout from the Dueling Club was worse than in Canon and leads to the release of one Sirius Black from Azkaban. And he is not amused. 1 SLASH couple.

AU from year five onwards. At the end of year six Harry finds himself once again isolated and prisoned at the Dursleys. The end of Book six never happened in this tale. Dumbledore has plans that include Harry, but not the way Harry thinks.

Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson

A writing on the character of each Pevensie from the perspective of those who knew them best- their siblings. Siblingfic.

Susan has a rather distressing experience at one of her many parties, after which Edmund is there for her to provide comfort. Some masks are breaking away, and Susan has to realise there is more inside her than she perhaps thought. Susan's POV, lots of HC

Remembering old scars is like picking at scabs: painful, but usually accompanied by catharsis. Such is the case when Peter learns about one of Edmund's scars. Set some time after VDT. Brotherfic/no slash.

How much of her children does a mother know? Sometimes, music might reveal what it seems hidden… One-Shot

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

Kidfic. Rodney's natural curiosity puts someone else in a spot of bother.

AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.

Summary: "Let me get this straight. You want me to undergo trial by...music?"

Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?

How did Rodney and Carson get to know each other? Why does Rodney call Carson his best friend? Here's a story exploring that. NOT SLASH.

Carson's through with being 'Mr Nice Guy'...

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

The mission had started out so well.

Written for a prompt on the SGkidfic drabbles list. Little Rodney fic. Despite changed circumstances, both John and Rodney get what they want for Christmas.

What happens when the High King does not take his brother's hand as the magic starts pulling them? What happens when the Just King returns to Narnia...alone? A Prince Caspian AU. Any warnings can be found on my profile.

A collection of short one shots featuring McKay getting in trouble and Sheppard either helping him and/or causing it later chapters have more complete stories.

AU HP/BTVS Harry Potter unexpectedly dies at the end of the last battle, but he dons a familiar role in the afterlife: A champion for the Light.

The Lost Elfling" rewrite. The war is over but Harry has been left broken and bleeding. He’s given the chance to start again in a new world, but can he remain separate from another war when once again the people he cares about are in the middle of it?

When an off-world mission goes horribly wrong, it’s McKay who suffers the consequences. With hostiles closing in and help a long way away, John has to care for his team-mate.

A collection of oneshots dealing with the aftermath of the Pevensies' lives in Narnia [all 7 books]. After all, once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia. Little slipups here and there simply prove the Pevensies are...different...

Edmund is having a very difficult time forgiving himself for the past. He especially can’t bring himself to face Tumnus. Can Tumnus help his hurting brother find peace, and healing?

This is crack fic, no question about it. I wrote it as a joke for a friend of mine and is just pure crack with no redeeming value. I also do not own of them, just play in the sandbox occasionally. Spoilers for Season 4 of Atlantis.

John should know by now not to touch everything on base.

Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing

Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.

Regressed to childhood while investigating an offworld complex and returned to Atlantis with no memories of their adult selves, the team must work together to cope with their current situation and find a way to restore themselves before it's too late.

Post LWW - Horses only lie down when they are tired, hurt, or relaxed. Talking Horses only lie down before they die. Phillip lay down only when he knew Edmund was safe. *Movieverse*

Edmund never knew his name could determine his destiny. Worse, he wasn't sure he could live up to it. Edmund/Peter brotherfic

Atlantis thinks about Rodney McKay and watches as the inhabitants of the city finally learn to stop taking everything he does for granted.

AU Crossover with SG-1, based on episode Solitudes. Jack and Sam are stuck in an ice cave unable to dial Earth when a wormhole is engaged. Enter Luna Lovegood.

The team are playing games on the pier, John falls asleep and Rodney discovers the secrets of the black band. Sheppard emo-whump McShep/freindship COMPLETE

A Christmas-y fic. Harry is left alone at Hogwarts over Christmas, during his seventh year. Bored and lonely, he tries to find something to occupy his time and ends up, as usual, in trouble. Can Snape help him? OotP compliant.

In the days after Sirius falls through the veil, Harry retreats into silence and watches as the scene repeats itself in his mind’s eye. He knows that if he can just understand what was said by those whispering voices, that he could rescue his godfather.

His duty complete, Harry is saying goodbye in a rather.. unorthodox fashion. SLASH. Major Harry/Draco. Extremely minor Harry/Blaise, Harry/Neville, Harry/Snape.. well, Harry/Everyone, really..

It was for the greater good, right? What would life have been like without Dumbledore's manipulations? AU

On his first trip to Narnia, a lost Edmund is saved by a Wolf and taken to the Witch’s castle, where he becomes the Winter Prince, one of her greatest servants. Much later, his siblings arrive. But is Ed’s betrayal as complete as it seems? Movie-verse

Harry is sick and tired of the way everyone is treating him. Realising that drastic measures are needed, Harry stages a Potions accident. How was he to know that his actions would unravel secrets long hidden? And just whose son is he? AU year 5 HP/SS

It was Rodney's nature to be repellent; it was the Pegasus Galaxy's nature to take it to the next level. It takes volcanoes, Wraith, genetic experiments and the Genii to show Rodney that not everyone thinks of him the same way. Warning; minor preslash.

Peter struggles with his father, who is home on leave, and Edmund brings him to a realisation that sometimes it's better to surrender than to fight.

The typical Harry Turns Into A Cat- hopefully with a twist. Pre-slash, Drarry.

Trinity put a riff between John and Rodney. How will McKay ever win that trust back or for that matter mend their friendship Chapter 11 complete John & Rodney have that talk. Whump and Angst, friendship,HC all the team in this story

While offworld John, Rodney, and Radek run into a problem of miniature proportions, spelling trouble for all involved. WIP, R&R please!

Season 1 & 2 AU. Ronon Dex meets a displaced man, running from his own people in an Ancesterbuilt ship... WARNING: Two scenes deal with claustrophobic situations.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

It's the Atlantis Expeditions first Christmas together, and Rodney sets out to prove that he's not the Grinch everyone assumes he is.

A Remembrance Day Story

A technological misfire has John digging through Rodney's diary to find out how to rescue him.

Ford didn't understand the major's decision to put an inexperienced, out of shape, egocentric scientist on his team. But he will learn the hard way when his life is literally put into McKay's hands...

Dr Weir, Teyla and Ronan all have their day with Rodney. What will be the resolution? After 3 years on Sheppard's team what does Rodney think?

The unnamed Canadian stargate technician: the unsung hero of the control room and the unnoticed witness to a conversation about the circular nature of life. Tags for Phantoms and McKay and Mrs. Miller combined into a compact little oneshot.

The old guy in Room 30B was about the most disagreeable human being that the nurses had ever met. But he did get visitors including a retired Air Force Colonel.

What were to happen, had not Aslan sacrificed himself in Edmund's place? This is Edmund and Peter's story, unfolding the fate of the sweet country of Narnia...However terrible it may be. .:Complete:.

Physical and Psychological Whumping. McKay Centric. Survival in a hostile galaxy requires a sacrifice.

Sheppard and the team go through a learning curve McKay hc

Atlantis talks to Sheppard, she comforts him and he teaches her about friendship. COMPLETE

While clearing out the attic, Edmund and Peter find themselves on an unexpected trip down memory lane.

What if there was more to the 'power he knows not' than Harry or the Headmaster knew? What if Harry's whole life was a test? Would the Wizarding World pass? What are the consequences of betrayal and neglect?

An explosion in the jumper bay leaves McKay and Zelenka in dire need of being rescued. Teamfic

It’s hard being a hero. It’s even harder trying to do it in another person’s body. After a bizarre accident, Sheppard is comatose and McKay has more problems then he bargained for. And that’s just the beginning…Team fic!

An Ancient device has a startling effect on Sheppard and McKay. Can Beckett help them before it's too late? Sheppard and McKay friendship.

In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

It's no good having tests without subjects. Companion to Behavioural Theory Case One the other side of the story...

COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.