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Author has written 3 stories for Psych, Lord of the Rings, and Hunger Games.

Hi y'all. I'm Ruby. So . . . yeah. Here are some random facts about me.

Favorite Books: LOTR, Twilight saga, Tarzan(the original), The Sword of Truth series, Ella Enchanted, and alot more, but those spring to mind first

Favorite Movies: LOTR, Twilight, most of the Disney cartoons, POTC, Noises Off, Kingdom of Heaven (best action movie EVER!!), Oscar, Quest for Camelot, A Knight's Tale, A Team, Avatar, Somewhere in Time.

Favorite Color: Violet

Favorite Food: Fried catfish w/ mashed potatoes, black-eyed peas, and cornbread. (aw man, now I'm craving some. whimper) And anything with garlic. MMmmm the more the better.

Place of birth: Mississippi (and proud of it!!)

Hair and Eye color: Blue eyes and dark blonde/light brown hair

I'm Christian and I want to scream it at the top of my lungs!!

I want to give a shout-out to my best friend Blue-Winter-Angel. Love ya, darlin'

Amazing author! Go read her Harry Potter stories.


Favorite Movie & Book Quotes

Stop blowing holes in my ship! -- Jack Sparrow, POTC 1

- "What would you do if you were about to be revealed as the worst polluter of modern times?"

-"I don't know. Run for president?" -- Dirk & Al, Sahara

Many have died for their beliefs. . . The real challenge is in living and suffering for what you believe. -- Brom, Eragon

Bella, you give me everything just by breathing -- Edward, New Moon

- "Legolas, two already!"

-"I'm on 17!"

-"WHAT?? I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me."

- kills more Orcs "19!" -- Legolas & Gimli, Two Towers


Other Quotes

Nothing's impossible, there's just alot out there that's improbable. --Me

If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make it expected? --Me

Four out of the five voices in my head tell me to ignore the other one. -- My dad

The South doesn't need to rise again, we just need to trip everyone else. --My dad

Land of the free because of the brave. -- random billboard

Christianity isn't a badge, banner, or religon; it's a lifestyle -- My dad

I have ADOS -- attention deficit ooh shiny!

The platypus is God's infinite brainteaser for mankind

If the "pro" in progress means "to move forward," then what about congress? -- I don't know

American by birth, Southern by the grace of God!! -- My grandma

I'm just sayin' if there's no fried catfish in Heaven, I'm askin' for a refund. -- My dad and me

Gameboys are old-fashioned Nintendo DSs -- My 8 year old sister


A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God..

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile


Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

So true!


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


7 reasons Not to Mess with small children

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, Ruby Pen


IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


30 Good Reasons why GIRLS are always the BEST

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. Its possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We have ways of getting what we want easily.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. If we act like a guy, we're called tough. But if a guy acts like a girl... well... who's the weakling now?

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We have style.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. There's the saying "Ladies first."


1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'

.
10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

11. Only in America...do they put imitation lemon in cookies

and real lemon in toilet-bowl cleaner


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that damned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.


This is funny!

Fun things to do in the office to make people think you're crazy

Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are. However it doesn't work if your boss copies you already.)
Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No I'm sorry I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi."
Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
"Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.
While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in "Palmolive."
Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.
Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes.
Insist that your e-mail address be xena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Send email to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your company's products. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it "IN."
Determine how many cups of coffee is "too many."
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Decorate your office with pictures of Cindy Brady and Danny Partridge. Try to pass them off as your children.
For a relaxing break, get away from it all with a mask and snorkel in the fish tank. If no one notices, take out your snorkel and see how many you can catch in your mouth.
Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain that there was none... Just lean back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Name all your pens and insist that meetings can't begin until they're all present.
Come to work in your pajamas.
Compose all your e-mail in the form of a Haiku.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them to sign a waiver. Include a piece of your children's artwork as a cover page for all reports that you write. (If you don't have children, draw stick figures yourself.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
Agree to organize the company Christmas party. Hold it at McDonald's Playland. Charge everyone 15 each.
Plant a hedge around your cubicle.
When in conversation, no matter where you are in the office, mutter, "I think my phone is ringing," and leave.
Organize a carpool. Then go to pick everyone up in a taxi.
Bring in dishes that you tried to cook but didn't turn out quite right as special treats for your co-workers.
Send out flyers to your entire department/division announcing a required staff development program. When everyone arrives, show them slides from your vacation.
Tell everyone that you are quitting. At your going away party, announce that you were just joking. Make sure to take their presents.
Send out a notice saying that you have a brain tumor. After everyone in your office sends flowers and presents, send out another note telling everyone that it was not a brain tumor but just a bad headache.
When answering your phone, talk in a fake British accent.
Take a picture of your boss and have it framed. Display it in a prominent location on your desk.
Whenever a fellow staff member sneezes, quickly yell "SHUT UP!" If they sneeze a second time, follow up with "I SAID SHUT UP!". A third time, leave the room crying while saying "NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME!".
In the summertime, get an inflatable swimming pool. Blow it up and fill it with water. Place it in the center of your office. During lunch time, put on your bathing suit and lounge in the pool. Anytime someone walks by, yell "HEY NO RUNNING AROUND THE POOL!"
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE..
type only in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
While sitting in your cube, yodel.
Hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
Pretend your computers mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.


Reasons why Hermione and Ron DON'T belong together:

10.) Because Hermione called Harry, "fanciable", which points to a certain possibility that she fancies him. (And she's never even called Ron at least good-looking.)

9.) Because Hermione has more in common with Harry's mom than Ginny. (This is pointed to the H/G theory that Harry went after Ginny because she was like his mother. This is a rebut to that theory. In reality, the only thing Ginny has in common with Lily Evans is the red hair. Ginny was never the top of her class, and she isn't Muggleborn. And, seeing as Hermione has BOTH of those attributes, she is actually closer to Harry's mum than Ginny will ever be.)

8.) Because bickering and fighting can't be taken as "sexual tension" in the real world.

7.) Because Harry looks a lot better than Ron. CLEARLY. (Both on the books and the movies. Goodness...)

6.) Because Hermione's rarely ignored Harry. (How many times have we seen "...said Hermione, ignoring Ron," in the books?! And I've never seen "...said Hermione, ignoring Harry".)

5.) Because in harrypotter.wikia.com, there are more H/Hr pictures on both the pages of Harry and Hermione.

4.) Because of the fact that they fight doesn't make them, "opposites"; therefore, the "opposites attract" theory can go flush itself down the toilet for immense idiocy. (They have more in common than you think. After all, they both belong to the same house. I'm certain Ron couldn't fit into Slytherin. And they both care a great deal about Harry. Hermione, more, of course.)

3.) Because Hermione and Harry have more moments in the books and movies than with she and Ron. (Haven't you noticed how she only touches Ron when Harry's in trouble or in the middle of depressing scenes?)

2.) Because Hermione clearly prefers hugging Harry. (Has she ever hugged Ron? No. In fact, she KISSED HARRY BEFORE RON.)

AND LASTLY:

1.) Because HERMIONE POTTER sounds so much better than Hermione Weasley.


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These This.'


This next bit here is the cutest, sadest thing ever...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!

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Mending the Broken Pieces by Lady Laran reviews
Hawthorn Baggins was not what Thorin Oakenshield had expected when Gandalf had suggested her for the position of the company's burglar. A night in the hobbit's smial completely shatters the preconceived notions they might have had regarding the new addition to their group, which will make the journey to Erebor a rather interesting one! GB Bilbo BOFA Fix-It
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,306 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 18h - Published: 5/20 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B.
The Reluctant Bridegroom by Lillianpost reviews
Before he died, Thror wrote a law ordering Thorin to choose a bride by a certain time or one would be chosen for him. Now at Erebor after BOFA, Thorin's friends and family try to help him get rid of all contenders, while he hunts down a mystery women who teases and taunts him through letters. Thorin, OC, Kili, Fili, Balin, Dwalin, Dain
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 182,550 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC
Unforgiveable by EStrunk reviews
Draco is part of the Dark Lord's Inner Circle, but secretly using his post to bring the Dark Lord down. Hermione is his contact in the Order and he is soon going to discover that she means far more to him than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 169,488 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Rose's Thorn by TheTeaIsAddictive reviews
Because a prince insulted a witch, he was cursed. Because a girl fell in love, the spell was broken. But when a merchant chooses to trust his horse, the prince risks never breaking his enchantment. And the merchant's daughter will be trapped in marriage with a man she doesn't love. Can they find each other, even with all the changes to this tale as old as time? Movieverse AU.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,059 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Beast/Prince, Belle, Cogsworth, Gaston
There and Back and Back Again by ExperimentalNotion reviews
On the way to the Undying Lands, Billa Baggins is eaten by a time-traveling sea monster. She wakes up 33 years old with a chance to change everything. Unfortunately, Thorin has a tendency to run around shirtless and Dis thinks she has improper designs on Fili and Kili, but if she can convince the Shire that Dwalin is a dance teacher, things might be okay. Slowburn Bagginshield
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 92,598 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 4/4 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Nori, Dwalin
Of Childhood Dreams and Midnight Escapades by ohmahgl0b reviews
"We already have one Hobbit too many, I do not need another slowing us down." Isla spent her childhood years dashing into the night, longing to extend her reach beyond the Shire. Years pass and imagination fades, but the same call still sits within her bones; and she can ignore it no longer. Taking it upon herself to create her own adventure, she finds more than she ever meant to.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 6/23 - Thorin, OC
Off Track by Faerose06 reviews
"When Draco Malfoy died, he died in Hermione Granger's arms." She was a train running at top speed, and he was her railing, a part of her. Until he dies and she becomes unhinged. A Dramione fanfiction involving time travel. grey!Hermione and AU and slytherin!Hermione (might be M in the future)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,424 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 7/2 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ginny W.
Strangers Like Me by Hobbsy3 reviews
Dwarves are not accepted in the Shire, with one notable exception-the dwarf who was pulled from the river as a young child with no memory and a toy bow and raised by Bilbo Baggins. When 12 dwarves arrive at Bag End, his world is turned upside down, and he is forced to chose who he truly is, the nephew of a king or the son of a hobbit. In his heart, he will always be Kili Baggins.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 112 - Words: 570,426 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Infinite Love by FiliandKili'sGirl18 reviews
After her mother's murder, Talia fled from Ered Luin. Eleven years later she is found by her old friends, Fili and Kili, and brought back to Erebor. But the danger that drove her away is still lurking. Now Talia finds herself forced to confront not only her hellish past but also her feelings for the youngest Prince under the Mountain. (Post Quest) AN:I do not own Tolkiens charcters
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,470 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 6/22 - [Kíli, OC] [Fíli, Sigrid]
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 382,974 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 3,299 - Follows: 4,684 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Remember Me by AnotherSentimentalFool reviews
How would the events of Pride and Prejudice be altered if Fitzwilliam Darcy had the foreknowledge that Elizabeth Bennet was his future wife and perfect match? AU/Regency
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 262,722 - Reviews: 3080 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 4/7/2015 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] Jane, Col. Fitzwilliam
Compos Mentis (Rávamë's Bane: Book 2) by RealityWarp reviews
"They're staring at us." "Probably because we both look like we just crawled out of a graveyard backwards." I said dryly, leaning heavily on my bow. He laughed where he sat next to me on the steps. "Ah yes, that could well be it." — Nothing in my life has ever gone according to plan. I don't know why I thought it would now. [Sequel to Lapsus Memoriae. Full description inside.]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,767 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 1/3 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, OC
The Gift That Bonds Us by NinjaRiderWriter reviews
One last time, she only wanted to see her son one last time. Fifteen years since Cloudjumper took her away, Valka returns to Berk to see her son before leaving forever. But the son she left has grown up, and he's taken after her in more ways than one. For Hiccup, his life suddenly changes when he finds a mysterious dragon lady in the woods. Set during HtTYD. AU.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,980 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Valka, Cloudjumper
Suddenly, Darcy by magwitch reviews
Post-Avengers. Nick Fury gives back the Tesseract to Thor, claiming that humanity is not ready for that kind of power. In exchange, Odin banishes Loki on Earth until the Bifrost regenerates itself. He is to help S.H.I.E.L.D. repair the damage he has caused. If he does not comply, he will be stripped of his immortality. Meanwhile, Darcy Lewis is in desperate need of a job.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,328 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Loki, Darcy L.
Marching On by Starcrier reviews
Or, "Five Kisses That Don't Count, and One That Definitely Does." It's a story about kisses, sure, but it's also a story about them, because if there isn't a them, then there aren't any kisses, and that's not much of a story, now is it? In which the fifth member of the A-Team is female, and may or may not be developing strange feelings for a certain psychotic pilot. Murdock/OC
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,516 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 1/8 - [H.M. Murdock, OC] Hannibal S.
Love or Law? by WindSongEnchantment reviews
What would happen if Shang found out that Mulan was a girl before the battle in the mountains? Would he follow the law and reveal her for who she truly is or would he allow her to continue her training as a soldier and hope that she makes it through the war undiscovered? Will he listen to honor or to his heart?
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,943 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 11/20/2014
Until the Fog Lifts by thejeweloftherealm reviews
Cursed!Killian AU: Emma Swan has more than enough to deal with. For one, her son believes the entire town of Storybrooke is cursed. She definitely doesn't have time for the mysterious pawnbroker, Killian Jones, even if Henry insists that he's the prince she's meant to be with.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 358,560 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 2/27/2015 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] [Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, David N./Prince Charming]
Daughter of Eä by Arashi Uzumaki-Namikaze reviews
Instead of Bilbo Baggins, Belladonna Baggins gave birth to Bramble Baggins, when she thought she couldn't have children. To her parents, Bramble is a blessing-but not to the rest of the Shire. Enter the Company of Thorin Oakenshield (Plus one Meddling Wizard) forty-five years later, and a very different Hobbit goes on the Quest to reclaim Erebor.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,296 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 7/27/2015 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Fíli, Ori
To Look Beyond the Mask (PART 2) by tweetzone86 reviews
"Your people had their home stolen and their people killed. They were forced to wander starving in exile, reduced to blacksmiths. They were rejected by elves and scorned by men. Now your uncle tries to reclaim your homeland and seek justice for the wrongs committed against your people. I don't care if you are elves, hobbits, humans, or dwarves. I WILL not stand for injustice."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,579 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Kíli, Fíli, Thorin, OC
Fate Makes a Change by readergirl4985 reviews
A what if story. What if Jane had a different reaction to her experiences? What if someone new came into the picture? How would the story change?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,981 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 10/20/2015 - [Jane, OC] [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy]
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 9507 - Favs: 9,374 - Follows: 9,620 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Black Coffee, Cherry Pie by lafiametta reviews
AU. She was just a waitress with a talent for baking. He was just a stranger who had walked in out of the rain. Nothing could possibly come of a chance meeting like this, could it?
Poldark - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 6/5 - [Demelza C., Ross P.]
The Other Daughter of Elrond by vulcanmindmeld reviews
Celedë, daughter of Elrond, has her own reasons for joining the Fellowship of the Ring, despite the price she knows she must pay in the end. At best, Celedë will ensure her sister Arwen's happiness with Aragorn. At worst, all will be lost and Middle Earth will fall to evil. Either way, Celedë has doomed herself and her love with a certain Elf Prince, which might only end in pain.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 162,565 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, OC
No Such Thing As Stupid Questions by ExperimentalNotion reviews
The Arkenstone is burning a hole in her pocket, and Billa Baggins needs answers. "Thorin," she says nervously as he paws relentlessly through piles of gold, "Have you gone mad?" In which Billa Baggins confronts Thorin Oakenshield about the Elves and Men on his kingly doorstep, and won't take no for an answer.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,259 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 4/26 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Serendipity by Annie Lockwood reviews
"We were meant to cross paths, and even if we die this very instant, we'll find each other again. Our souls are connected. Enemies, friends, lovers, whatever it may be." With nothing more than a faded dream directing her, Hermione flees her safe harbor on an altering journey to re-discover herself and the mysterious man that still calls to her in her dreams. Sequel to Destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,444 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Erebor Restored by Rose of Zakarisz reviews
The Lonely Mountain is reclaimed. Thorin, Fíli, and Kíli recover from their wounds while Dáin makes himself at home. A Fix-it fic because I grew too attached to fictional characters and couldn't let them die.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,596 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [Kíli, Tauriel] [Fíli, Sigrid]
Trust Me But Don't Thank Me Yet by stickdonkey reviews
In Goblin Town, Thorin offers himself in Kili's place to protect his nephew from torture. However, even when the Goblin agrees to the substitution it's not enough to prevent Fili and Kili's inclusion or to save them from mental trauma. In the aftermath of Goblin Town, issues that had been simmering between them for 70 years boil over. Will things between them mend or remain broken?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,892 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli
The Unexpected Wizard Apprentice by PK-chan12 reviews
Discovering her heritage, Lishka is now a Wizard Apprentice on a quest to earn the approval of the Valar. Kili is a Dwarf Prince, who aspires to prove himself on this quest. Lishka and Kili become friends as they fight for their dreams, mature, and realize their feelings run even deeper. But, will their destinies allow it? Mix of movie, book, & original events. Full of plot twists!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 354,424 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 7/22/2013 - [Kíli, OC] Gandalf, Thorin
What I Don't Like About You by Trombe reviews
A prince struggles to change his destiny. An unforgiving waterbender tries to see past the betrayal. Fate has decreed them to be enemies from the start but the heart cares not for the laws of the universe. AU ZUTARA starting from the Boiling Rock.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 382,623 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Essence by vincentgrey21 reviews
Ash has always wanted to be a pokemon master. When the time comes for him to pick out his first pokemon, he shocks Professor Oak with a peculiar request. One thing leads to another, and he ends up with a loyal Growlithe. How will this unique situation affect the boy's destiny?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 393,785 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Growlithe/Gardie
Soft Kitty by Technoelfie reviews
A campfire discussion about beards takes a turn for the worse when you accidentally admit to Thorin's company that you are not fond of facial hair. [Thorin x Reader]
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19 - Thorin - Complete
Inverse by Elesrea reviews
Dumbledore asks Hermione to carry out a secret mission before the start of her fourth year. "Keep the Time Turner, Miss Granger. I want you to use it to help Mr. Malfoy reevaluate his beliefs. He is now depending on you." HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 161,836 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Of Paws and Hands by drizzleandflames reviews
"A man might befriend a wolf, even break a wolf, but no man could truly tame a wolf." G.R.R. Martin /In a twist of fate, the dwarves, Bilbo and Gandalf make an extraordinary acquaintance along their journey to Erebor. Intrigued by the power and the mystery of a legendary creature in need of help, they decide to add yet another member to their company./ Slight AU, Kili/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 349,344 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Kíli, OC - Complete
The Confrontational Approach by Advocaat reviews
In which Prince Zuko can't catch a break. "Wait, you tied Katara to a tree? Wow, that's... I mean... that just explains so much." "I was desperate!" "Whoa! Way too much information there, Sparky." Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,326 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Zuko, Katara
To Your Mark by BlueEyedWolf33 reviews
In the lingering darkness of his mind, the dwarf could hear muffled voices around him. "Thorin!" Came the call of a familiar voice. One so sweet. Something warm then touched his face. A thumb stroked his cheek. He tried to grasp onto that sense of reality, to let it lead him back. "Wake up!" Warmth returned to him. He felt the soft kiss of the wind and awoke to her face. Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 546,245 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Thorin, OC] Legolas
Lapsus Memoriae (Rávamë's Bane: Book 1) by RealityWarp reviews
"You make no sense, lass. You look like an elf, talk like a man, eat like a hobbit, curse like a dwarf, and sleep like the dead." — Every Tolkien fan has a 'Tenth Walker' in them, I just never expected mine to become quite so literal. [A mix of the films and books. Full description inside.]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,597 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, OC - Complete
Stirring the leaves by Kindle-the-Stars reviews
COMPLETE - "Your presence here in Middle-Earth is like the wind in the trees, Miss Darrow," Gandalf said, smoke wreathed around his head. "You may stir the branches, even knock loose a few leaves, but the tree itself remains untouched." Thorin/OC,
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 357,570 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 2,466 - Follows: 2,213 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/24/2013 - [Thorin, OC] - Complete
Indemnify by Attack of Zach reviews
The story of Aang and Toph told with different choices leading to different outcomes. Earth and Air meet, oppose and attract. Main storyline follows the show, tweaked to cater to be Taang centric. Rated T for violence.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,821 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 12/7/2015 - [Aang, Toph] [Zuko, Katara]
For Want of a Handkerchief by Lynliss reviews
Bilbo's housekeeper has a Took-ish streak, and when she discovers her employer has vanished, leaving behind his handkerchief, she takes it upon herself to track him down and return it. And perhaps find an adventure of her own along the way. Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 118,144 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Thorin
If the Roles Were Reversed by Glon Morski reviews
I: Until he fell down the well and 500 years into the past, Inuyasha didn't believe in legends. His beliefs were challenged when he found himself in a world in which said legends are reality. Problem? He wants to leave that world behind, while it is unwilling to let him go. And so he begins a search for a substitute for a duty, aided by Kagome, his slef-proclaimed hanyo protector.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 699,519 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Sango, Miroku
In Spite of Obstinate Men by Quatermass reviews
When Sirius Black escaped Azkaban, Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge sent for the Dementors to search for him. Dumbledore and Amelia Bones send for Mr H Delacour, former French Auror and consulting detective. Meeting Harry Potter by chance on the Knight Bus, Delacour, his wife, and his daughters are soon entangled with the story of the Boy Who Lived, and the truth about Sirius...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,384 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Driven By Fear by Zeragii reviews
Sometimes the worst moments of our lives turn out to be our best...Or lead to the best. People change, after all; and most times for the better. It's the process that hurts. And, boy, did it hurt! But, now, looking back, we see a reason behind the hurt. A reason for the tears, and confusion; the fears...Something so wonderful, it even makes me, Joy, dim in comparison.
Inside Out - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,848 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Fear, Riley, Riley's Emotions - Complete
Khan: From The Horse's Mouth by pistonsfan75 reviews
I'm Mulan's vindictive horse! I've got a story to tell, too. But no one ever asks the horse's opinion. I've got a kick list, a bunch of people who messed with my girl and earned a one hoof salute. Who's at the top of the list? Her captain, of course. Trigger warning: Rated T for a brief mention of rape.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Mulan, Shang, Chi-Fu - Complete
Frodo Baggins: An Unusual Hobbit by ABreathofLiterature reviews
Hi! I do not own the above picture, but give credit to the artist. This is not a story, but a summary of the hobbit Frodo Baggins and his journey to Mount Doom, as invented by J.R.R. Tolkien. I researched the facts pertaining to Frodo from the Lord of the Rings books, adding my own thoughts and "imaginative scenes". My goal is to show the reader what God can do through the weak.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Complete
Wanted Dead or Alive by greenspace reviews
A woman, a Ranger, but not really someone to look up to. Heroes didn't exist anymore, and if they did, she wouldn't be one of them. To the people who came across her, she was the brooding figure with the dark grey hooded cloak. To herself, she was no one. All it took to disrupt her pensive calm was a quest across half the world. And with it, everything went all pear-shaped. Kili/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 368,577 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Kíli, OC] Thorin, Bilbo B.
Freeze on the Stones by Robin4 reviews
When Cora casts the curse, everyone suffers. Regina is married to the prince she never wanted. Gold tries to hide his affair with the librarian from Cora. Mary Margaret is drowning in debt, and Emma finds herself stuck in a dangerous town where no one is safe from the Evil Queen. This Storybrooke and its story are darker than the one you know. Ensemble Fic. Rumbelle, OQ, Snowing.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 102 - Words: 669,598 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey] Regina M./The Evil Queen, Cora M./The Queen of Hearts - Complete
The Catalyst: Danny's Story by Tay1019411 reviews
This is what happened to me in the last 24 hours: got electrocuted by some strange portal, became a member of half-human-half-ghostville: population 2, got kidnapped by some fruitloop who says he is now my father (guess what, that is the other member of the half ghost freak clan...lucky me). Yeah, I think I deserve the right to say that today's not really my day. Companion story
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,050 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015
Follow On by Many Impossible Things reviews
"He'd only just gotten her home two years prior. She needed to relax, to settle... not bring back memories of hanging upon every glorious word of that wizard's tales or think of adventures! At least, Bilbo sincerely hoped that was what she needed, because if it wasn't he had no idea what he was doing..."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 375,539 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Fíli - Complete
The Maiden of the Forest by pumpkinmoose22 reviews
Prince Kit of the Kingdom of Aritess entered the deeper part of the wood only with the intention of hunting. What he hadn't expected was running into an enchanting maiden who's unique passion and demeanor he simply couldn't forget. Despite the pressures of his father and the Grand Duke to marry a princess, Kit is determined to find the maiden who's captured his heart. Kitella
Cinderella - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 172,879 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Complete
The Most Precious of Treasures by SapphireShelle91 reviews
Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she has been forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. Bagginsshield with Fem!Bilbo. Full Summary inside.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 261,832 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 2,095 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo B.
Wound Tight by KQSimply reviews
June, a childhood friend of Riley Andersen's, possesses five Emotions who help her assess and respond to life's situations. They love their bright, talented girl. Of them, however, no one is more observant, nor cares more for June's well-being, than Fear, who reluctantly controls and monitors her every move. Cover Image courtesy of Creative-Dreamr on deviantART.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,194 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Fear, Sadness, Riley, OC - Complete
Stupid Volvo Owner by PlotBunnyWranglers reviews
I was having a really bad day. Boys are persistent, and Edward Cullen is laughing at me. A little daydreaming never hurt anybody. AU BPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,913 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Bella, Edward
Before the last petal falls by cheshirecat9116 reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a misunderstood princess who was cursed by an Enchantress, an intelligent country boy who desires more than the simple provincial life he leads and a castle full of enchanted objects who spend night and day trying to get them to fall in love before the last petal falls...
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 72,035 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 12/19/2013
Only Human by TimberWolfie reviews
What if Neytiri had been the marine, and Jake the Na'vi prince? Neytiri is now 'Nicole', who comes as a replacement Avatar driver after her twin sister's death. Through her learning with Grace, she meets 'Ja'kanhe', who becomes her mentor. Will Nicole and Grace be able to succeed and save the Omaticaya clan together? Or were the events that happened simply unstoppable?
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,407 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Jake S., Neytiri] Grace A., Tsu'tey
Aiër by emon14 reviews
Shëanon embarks on a quest that will change her life forever and must come to terms with her heritage, her abilities, and the desires of her heart. Tenth Walker. Legolas/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 232,340 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond
Nothing Can Harm You by Neocolai reviews
Kili was little more than a child when he was captured during a Goblin raid, and Fili believes his brother is dead. Yet in the darkness of the Goblin Caverns hope is born, and one who was thought to be lost is returned. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 200,984 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
The Written Word I: The Journal by LadyDunla reviews
After his parents' funeral Thoren, son of Thorin, comes across a leather-bound journal in their old rooms. As he opens it he finds himself facing their story: There and Never Back Again... Eventually Thorin/OC.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 755,232 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin - Complete
A Warrior's Path by Inirtia reviews
She had a duty to honor and a duty to her heart. She chose to become a warrior and prove that she was so much more. To protect her father and save all of China, Mulan must unleash her inner dragon.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 9/19/2014
To Save and Protect by DarcyFan1 reviews
The story begins from the morning Darcy delivers his letter to Elizabeth. Darcy finds out that Elizabeth may be in danger. Being a gentleman in love, he sets out to rescue Elizabeth despite the fact that he knows she hates him. Our hero and heroine get to experience fear, pain, and passion together. Their adventures help them understand themselves and each other better.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 222,805 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Fiercer Than Fire by Aranel Carnilino reviews
AU. BagginShield. Fem!Bilbo (Billa). A Re-imagining of the Quest of Erebor. Billa Baggins is not your average burglar, but she's always had a certain spark. Something Thorin initially resents, and ultimately grows to love. Begins with Billa's meeting of Thorin Oakenshield and carries through the events of Erebor's reclaiming... and beyond. Co-authored with Eleanor Damaschke.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 265,021 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Might Have Been by snowberryrose reviews
An alternate tale of a classic love story had the protagonists' characters and circumstances been a little different.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 324,596 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Recovering by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Spotting a distressed and no longer intimidating Mr. Gold in the hospital, amnesiac Belle returns the shards of his cup to him in an attempt to console him.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,355 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Destiny by Annie Lockwood reviews
Hermione's wedding night is everything but perfect for the young witch. Her new husband and long-time friend, Ronald, is passed out drunk and she thinks upon her life leading up to that night. Hermione falls asleep, despondent and alone. When she wakes up the following morning, she is still in bed with her husband. But it isn't Ronald Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,214 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Forget Me Not by roberre reviews
"You cared for me," she says, slowly. The words sound strange on her tongue, because he didn't care for her and nobody cares for her because nobody knows her (because she doesn't know herself). The woman with no memories and no name attempts to repair the shattered fragments of her life, and Gold stays in Storybrooke.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 95,897 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Here is the Place Where I Love You by Meadowlark27 reviews
"I lie there with my knees tucked up into my chest, arms curled around myself as if to hold the hundreds of shattered fragments that constitute as my body together. But in this moment, I realize this action is unnecessary. He is twined around me like a ribbon, keeping every shard of my splintered soul in place. He holds me together." Canon, Post-Mockingjay. Everlark.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 157,220 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Journey to the Past by BeyondTheVeilOfShadows reviews
Ariya Tripitikas: a young woman with a troubled past. Only trouble is, she can't remember it. Her only clues are her dreams, and as a new big sister to a little brother named Jason, can they unlock the mysteries surrounding her past, and end the evil reign of the Jade Warlord and free the Monkey King Ariya has dreamt about? Rated T
Forbidden Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,610 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - The Monkey King, OC
One Of The People by Mystic Blade reviews
What would happen if Tsu'tey lived? What would Jake's status be then? What life would Tsu'tey lead among his people? Will he accept the new faces in his clan? What changes would he endure? The story accounts post-film as the remaining humans assimilate into Na'vi culture to live new lives and healing begins as the Omaticaya find their new home. Tsu'teyxOC centered,JakeXNey,NormXOC
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 768,175 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Tsu'tey
A Change In Me by disneylove89 reviews
Belle is saved from the wolves by the Beast, but is injured and becomes ill as a result. Because of this, though, Belle is unknowingly able to find the chink in the Beast's hard heart and begin their odd relationship. A larger look at Belle and the Beast's lives with expanded movie scenes and original chapters beginning from just after the wolf chase and past the movie's end.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,935 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Belle, Beast/Prince - Complete
Home by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Three days after he sent her away, Belle returns to the Dark Castle to confront Rumplestiltskin with their feelings for each other.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,061 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Call me Char by bookworm1137 reviews
The full story of Ella Enchanted from Char's perspective.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,385 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/19/2010
Something More by Meg Rider reviews
The heroes are with their women because they didn't really have any other options. Each of them feel trapped in their relationships. When the heroes and heroines get together and meet for the first time, they each find there just might be something more.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,572 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012
Her Eyes Opened by Gillingham reviews
Early steps in the relationship between Brandon and Marianne.
Sense and Sensibility - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,275 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
Rapunzel Goes Home extended edition by bStormhands reviews
Where Rapunzel proves she is the Lost Princess, receives her name, becomes a part of her own family again and deals with her feelings about Gothel.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 116,993 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Rapunzel, The Queen - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rebirth of Darkness by SlytherinNinjaKnight reviews
What if Sirius was free but Wormtail got away? Harry gets wise to the world around him but the Darkness is creeping back into his world. MOB Dumbledore/evil Snape. R&R, this is my first fic and any help to make it better would be much appreciated
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,504 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
New Narnia by maddie-babz1993 reviews
Aslan allows the Pevensise's to remain in Narnia, not that Susan and Caspian are complaining. however, they must face new challenges and unexpected enemies on the road towards what they've always dreamed of. Susan/Caspian Suspian *COMPLETED!* SEQUEL UP!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,119 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11399 - Favs: 4,779 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
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Fight to the Death or Fight for the Heart? reviews
"I volunteer!" I shouted. I had known that I would seal my fate in the Hunger Games by saying those two simple words, and yet I said them anyway. I knew what to expect: the arrival, the interviews, the testing, and ulitmately the arena. But what I hadn't expected, was to fall in love with my worst enemy and strongest competitor. Cato/OC
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Cato
You Try Being Lassie's Daughter reviews
My day started out pretty normal. I went to work with my dad, eavesdropped on a private meeting, blackmailed a fake psychic and his partner, became a witness in a crime, got involved in a high speed chase, and got shot. My name is Brittany Lassiter.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,907 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Carlton L., OC
What a Girl Wants reviews
As if getting dumped in the middle of no where wasn't enough, I now have to go on a stupid quest with a bunch of guys to destroy a possessed wedding band that everyone is killing themselves for. Lucky me. LegolasXOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Legolas