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Author has written 61 stories for Bonanza, Cats, Wicked, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, and Frozen.
HELLO!! I love reading and writing, but most of the stories I write tend to be fanfic. That is, most of the stories I actually finish. I have so many unfinished stories stored on my poor computer, and I think it has become almost a habit not to finish what I start. I particularly love writing Bonanza', CATS' and 'WICKED' fanfic. I have also written for 'Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman'. I hope you enjoy my stories and I can't wait for any comments you might have to offer.
I basically joined FanFiction.Net so that other people can read my fanfics and because one of my best friends is on here. (Hello, Purple bladed jedi! =D)
Other than that, I'm basically an Australian twenty-two-year-old girl who loves music. I play violin, flute, piccolo, viola and I sing, although I like attempting to play other instruments as well, such as piano and clarinet. I am planning on becoming...can you guess?...a musician. I am currently in my first year of my Bachelor of Music Studies. I also love learning the German language. Well, any language, really...I'm have a passion for language and literature that is only just eclipsed by my passion for music.
So I guess you're wondering what my favourite type of music is. Well, it's Classical. Always has been and always will be. I love musical theatre, too, particularly Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals (especially 'Phantom of the Opera' and 'CATS', as you might have guessed) and others such as 'The Sound of Music' and 'My Fair Lady'...among many, many others (if you get me started on those, I literally won't stop, heheh).
I know I haven't been very active in the 'CATS' fandom for about five years, but I really want that to change. I'm trying to get back into it, and am trying to finish all those stories I've started! I've been writing a fair number of WicFics ('WICKED' fanfictions) lately, so I'll keep those up, but I'll try to do more about 'CATS' as well.
I also apologize for not following any stories I've added to my alerts. I really wanted to read them but didn't have time. Hopefully I'll get around to them sometime, and then the new ones! *fingers crossed*
Also, and more importantly, Ultimate Queen of Cliffies and I now have a joint account! We are going under the pen name of 'Dutchtralian Twins' because we're awesome like that, and we currently have three stories completed and a fourth underway! Yay! Read our stories here.
Author's Note about 'Bonanza' FanFic: Okay, I have received comments that criticize me for writing Adam in a negative light because I write for Joe. Well, here's the deal: I don't write just for Joe; but, yes, he is my favourite character. However, I do like Adam as well. In one of my stories particularly, some people seem to think he's coming across as being 'mean'; however, this is not intended. My intention was to make Adam appear 'mean' to Joe only and to emphasize how Ben and Hoss seem overprotective of Joe. I do not make any apologies for my personal characterization and I do not appreciate receiving abusive reviews due to this.
Author's Note about 'CATS' FanFic: The way I write the characters in these stories is the way I perceive them. Not everyone will see the cats in the same way, so I only write how I think they would act and what I think they would say. I do not make any apologies for my personal characterization and I do not appreciate receiving abusive reviews due to my characterization.
Generally-speaking, my ideas of the canon characters are based on those from the 1997 video. Sillabub is based on the German Sillabub from about 1995 (I think), and Olivia - if and when she shows up - on the swing cat of the same name from the 2008-2010 Asia/Pacific Tour.
Also, Tatiana is MY special character whom I own (she is my role-play character based on ME) and I DO NOT want her stolen. You steal her, you steal me. I'm sure you wouldn't want me. I'd become very annoying quite quickly. If you want to use this character, please contact me via P.M. to ask permission and to ask for a profile (this is to keep her in the character I intended). I will only negotiate this matter via P.M. and I will require a copy of the story to be sent to me before its publication to ensure I am happy with the writing of my character. Please do not be offended if I refuse to let you use her or if I decide I don't like what you've done with her in the writing of your story.
Other characters I own are mentioned at the end of the stories in which they appear. Again, please do not steal them.
Author's Note about 'WICKED' FanFic: The way I write the characters in these stories is the way I perceive them. I do not make any apologies for my personal characterization and I do not appreciate receiving abusive reviews due to my characterization.
I base my characters on the following performers:
Elphaba Thropp: Willemijn Verkaik (except with brown eyes so dark they are almost black)
The Birthdays I use for my stories are as follows:
Elphaba Thropp: June 16 (Willemijn Verkaik)
Author's Note about Author's Notes: Any Author's Notes on my W.I.P.s (works in progress, for anyone who is not sure what that means) will be removed when the stories are completed or when the space in my Document Manager is filled. Any notes that may be needed can be found on my blog (link at top of page).
Author's Note about all FanFic: All stories are protected under my name by Australian Copyright Law 2006-2015.
Also, I would love any reviews if you like my stories; however, if you have any criticism (unless it is completely constructive), PLEASE do not include it in a review - send me a P.M. instead.
If you like a story of mine, PLEASE REVIEW! :-) I like to know what I'm doing right.
I would like to thank my dedicated readers/reviewers (this list will be updated regularly):
And special thanks to:
- Beautifully Tragic Girl
You guys/girls ROCK! :-)
In addition to that, I want to add a big, big THANKYOU to my Triple Fs (FanFiction Friends) - SummerRose12, Getsemone, Dimpled, Ultimate Queen of Cliffies, Glitter-Bunnii, Faeyero Tiggular and xxStefyxx - and also to those whose writing inspires me - SummerRose12, Don't know Don't care 38, vinkunwildflowerqueen, HollyBush and Ultimate Queen of Cliffies. You are all awesome and your messages mean so much to me!
My Stories (Updates & Background Info):
A Sweet Romance: Am about halfway through a sequel and have been for about seven years. Hopefully, I'll be able to finish it one day.
Another Hurt, Another Help: Am about halfway through a sequel and have been for about six years. Hopefully, I'll be able to finish it one day.
Gone Missing: No updates.
A Catmas Story: A Christmas gift for my dedicated readers. No updates.
Be Mine: No updates.
Beautiful Creature: No updates.
Cats Like Them: No updates.
Everlasting Cat, Love is Ineffable: No updates. Kudos to jellicle-artist, Miss Abracadabra and Hazelthorn, who all correctly guessed the mystery queen! A full story based on this will hopefully present itself to me sometime in the future.
For Good: Dedicated to SummerRose12. Inspired by the song 'For Good' from 'Wicked' and by this version of the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAU-i_VsV_w EXCITING NEWS!! The lovely Getsemone has made a video based on this story! Go here to watch it (it's beautiful!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kALvpGx58n0
Hard to Believe: No updates.
He's Not Worth It: No updates.
I Never Thought: No updates. Kudos also to anyone who can spot the MASH quote in Ch. 5.
It'll Never Happen: No updates.
Jellicle Cats Are Black and Gold: No updates.
Jellicle Cats Have Cheerful Faces: No updates.
Jellicle Kits Are Gold and Black: (Sequel to 'Jellicle Cats Are Black and Gold'.) No updates, but will be turning this into a mini-series.
Led On: No updates. Inspired by Sophie & Kia's song 'Led On'.
Macavity's Plato: No updates.
On Our Anniversary: No updates, but might write a full story based on this. This was inspired by the part at the beginning of the 'mating dance' in the movie where Rumpelteazer and Tugger nuzzle.
Reach: No updates.
Safety First: No updates.
Show Me: No updates.
Standing a Chance: No updates, but a full story based on this is on its way. Look out for it; it will be entitled 'Third Time Lucky?'.
Switched: No updates.
Tatiana: Chapter 25 in the works. No idea when it will be up.
The Favourite Kit: No updates. Spot the Agatha Christie reference. (Hint: Chapter 9.)
The Joker: On holiday in the Bahamas. =P
Those Eyes: No updates.
You Must Love Me: No updates, but might write a full story based on this detailing what happened to Victoria. Kudos to Taracat for correctly guessing which rock opera inspired me!
DR. QUINN: MEDICINE WOMAN
The Intrusion: No updates.
There's Always a Next Time: No updates.
Acceptance: No updates.
Birthmark: No updates.
Bubblewrap: Inspired by the VeggieTales Silly Song 'Bubble Rap'. More shots to follow.
Bunnies and Butterflies A 2013 Birthday gift for Glitter-Bunnii.
Driven Apart: No updates.
Empty Arms: No updates.
Happy Non-Birthday, Elphie: Three-shot that came about when I didn't want to celebrate my Birthday in 2012, having lost my Nana, whose Birthday was a week before mine, in the February. It got me thinking about how Elphaba probably doesn't celebrate her Birthday, and then I started wondering if Nessarose would celebrate hers. Birthdays used were based on performers' Birthdays as stated further up in my profile. Now with bonus chapter for Dimpled in honour of her Birthday.
Here I Am: Based on 'Where You Are', a duet by Ana Milva Gomes and Anton Zetterholm. Considering adding a shot from Fiyero's POV. Thoughts?
Miss Vanity: Based on Rob Mills' song 'Miss Vanity'.
Newfound Faith: No updates.
Paying Attention: No updates. The drabble 'Chalk Dust' was inspired when randomly one night I had the phrase, "Chalk dust! Chalk dust!" bounding around in my head - a popular tennis cry from the John McEnroe days.
Permanent Arrangement: No updates, but some lovely reviewers have suggested I turn this into a full story. What do you think? I'd love to hear your thoughts and ideas!
Poppies: Valentine's Day 2013 gift. Dedicated to the best Elphaba in existence, Willemijn Verkaik, who had her Broadway debut on February 12, 2013, making her the first actress to portray the role in three different languages.
Running: A 2013 Birthday gift for Ultimate Queen of Cliffies.
Sardines: Inspired by the Christmas episode of 'To The Manor Born'.
Ten Years: A celebratory one-shot in honour of WICKED's 10TH Anniversary on October 30, 2013.
The Charity Match: In aid of the PotO vs Les Mis football match to raise money for the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital. Please read author's note. A new chapter will be posted with each new donation.
The Night Belongs To Us: Dedicated to the best Elphaba in existence, Willemijn Verkaik, who had her West End debut on November 18, 2013.
Those Dimples: A 2013 Birthday gift for Dimpled.
Tonsillitis: Dedicated to Rob Mills, who was, at the time of writing, ill with tonsillitis. Please forgive me if my description of Fiyero's discomfort isn't the best; I've never had tonsillitis so I don't know what it's like. Sorry!
Wicked Girl: No updates.
I have had a number of 'CATS' fanfic in the works for a few years now. I don't know what's going to happen with them. Maybe I'll get inspiration one of these days.
I do have a number of 'WICKED' fanfic in the works, so hopefully I can begin to finish a few more of them.
By the way, I would greatly appreciate it if you would PLEASE vote in my polls! I'm begging you! ;-P (These will be rotated after I get at least 10 votes.)
And now for the other stuff...
This stuff is from caffinebunny
:tears hair: What in the name of all that's holy are people doing to the English language??
Their is the possessive, there is positional and they're is the state of being. (I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT 'THERE' SHOULD HAVE BEEN USED, NOT 'THEIR'. NICE LITTLE BIT OF HYPOCRACY THERE. )
Why is it so hard to tell the difference between its and it's? Or your, yore and you're? And please, please stop asking people to bare with you. No, we are not going skinny dipping. This is not the word you're looking for.
Also, what the heck is with the crowd saying "If you think #this# you've got another thing coming?"
The heck, people? You're good writers normally! It's think! You've got another think coming! Like "Think again." Here, let me show you: If you think the right word in the next part of this sentence is "thing", you've got another think coming.
If it's frustrating you too, copy and paste the above text into your profile, huh? Maybe we can get the message across by weight of numbers...
The Rule is:
The word "it's" (with apostrophe) stands for "it is" or "it has". If the word does not stand for "it is" or "it has", then the word you require it "its".
Getting your "itses" mixed up is the greatest solecism in the world of punctuation. If you still persist in writing "Good food at it's best", then you deserve to be struck by lightning, hacked up on the spot and buried in an unmarked grave.
And now for the fun stuff...
This one is from AriaCloudrunner.
Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
Now here's one from me (musicgal3):
Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
(1) and (5) are related. How so and what have they in common (at least one)?
Favourite 'CATS' characters: Everybody! Okay, well, I do have a few favourites...
Favourite 'CATS' pairings:
These are the ones I think would be the most realistic and they are the ones you'll probably find me using in most of my stories, such as in 'Tatiana'. Some of these will be using O.C.'s and characters made up using the names mentioned in 'The Naming of Cats' (C.C.'s)
Interesting 'CATS' pairings:
These are the ones I think are quite interesting and love playing around with.
I think that Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer cannot be anything other than brother and sister (twins, most likely). Here is my reasoning:
- Look exactly the same (orange, black and white tiger stripes).
For these reasons, I blatantly refuse to read any story that portrays the thieves as mates (unless it is, in my opinion, particularly well-written, or unless is crops up in a story a while after I began reading it...BUT I STILL REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE MATES!).
If you think that Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer can in no way be mates or anything other than siblings, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: musicgal3
I also blatantly refuse to read any story that has any 'slash' pairings.
This was from artemiswolfboy's:
YOUR GUY SIDE:
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
(I think that settles it - I am definitely a girl.)
Copy and Paste this on your profile:
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 22/100 apply to me.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
Some of these things, I haven't actually done (thankfully), but have witnessed...pretty funny...
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
...'fear was instantly dissipated.'
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Oh, my goodness!! Spot on! It's 10:54p.m., haha! =D I'm so good, I'm so good...-does dance- lol
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Just before I came inside after orchestra.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
My 2007 State Honours shirt (black) and jeans.
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
Approximately 10 minutes ago.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Boring, grey paint.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Ummm...not that I can recall...
14. What do you think of this survey?
15. What is the last movie you saw?
Does it count if it's at home? Oh, well, too bad...'CATS', naturlich!
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Uhhh...ummm...hmmm...well, I'd start with a piccolo, and I'd give some to my parents to buy a house...and gifts for everyone...but I seriously do not know.
(Not that that would ever happen...)
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
You really expect me to launch into my whole life story, friendships, relationships, quirky habits, personality, likes, dislikes, etc. ...Well, okay, if you insist...j/k.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
You can't expect me to choose just one!?
19. George Bush:
Friends with John Howard.
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe, but probably not. I'd definitely consider visiting, though. (Deutschland, hier komme ich!)
37 Secrets About Yourself.
1) have you ever been asked out?
2) where did you get your default picture?
3) what's your middle name?
4) your current relationship status?
5) does your crush like you back?
6) what is your current mood?
7) what color of underwear are you wearing?
8) what color shirt are you wearing?
9) Missing something?
10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
11) if you must be an animal for one day, what?
12) ever had a near death experience?
13) something you do a lot?
14) the song stuck in your head?
15) who did you copy and paste this from?
16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
17) when was the last time you cried?
18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
19) if you could have one super power what would it be?
20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
21) what do you usually order from starbucks?
22) what's your biggest secret?
23) favorite color?
24) do you still watch kiddie shows?
25) what are you?
26) do you speak any other language?
27) what's your favorite smell?
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
29) have you ever kissed in the rain?
30) what are you thinking about right now?
31) what should you be doing?
32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
33) do you like working in the yard?
34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
35) do you act differently around the person you like ?
36) what is your natural hair color?
37) who was the last person to make you cry?
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
6. Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
It's Called ... THERAPY
10 Things To Do On A Road Trip
1. Every time someone turns on the radio say, “I hate this song!”.
2. When the person changes the station, say “Wait, go back! I loved that song!”
3. Poke someone in the front seat and say, “I didn’t do it”, even though you are the only person sitting in the back.
4. Every time you pass an exit say, “Hey can you go back? I need to use the bathroom.”
5. Say, “Are we there yet?” every two minutes.
6. If someone turns off the radio, sing random songs at the top of your lungs until they turn it back on.
7. When you are almost to your destination say, “Wait! We need to go back! I forgot something!”
8. While the radio is on, pull out an Ipod and start singing along to the songs.
9. Every two minutes, say a random fact like, “Over 2 million people die in car accidents during road trips a year.”
10. At the end of the trip say, “Can I drive now?”
Things to do in an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!
Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?
Words and Thoughts to live by--
A day without sunshine is like...night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
How many of you believe in physokineses? Raise my hand. (I FINALLY GOT IT!)
OK. . .so what's the speed of dark?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.
Why do psychics have to ask your name?
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.
See that girl you made fun of for wearing too much makeup? You made fun of her for not wearing it too.
See that boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. He doesn't need more at school.
See that guy you just made fun of for crying? He found out that his mother is terminally ill.
See that boy you just called stupid? He has disabilities and studies for hours and hours every night.
See that girl you just called ugly? She spends every cent of her money on clothes and makeup, just so people will like her.
There's a lot more to people than you see on the outside.
Post this on your profile if you're against bullying, anywhere and everywhere.
I bet a lot of you won't.
Most young people these days hate Classical music. If you are one of the few people who are under 30 and absolutely ADORE Classical music, copy and paste this into your profile.
You're the kind of person who is freakishly random and funny around your friends, but shy around new people. You're smart, and always pass a class easily. You have a hard time fitting in with everyone, but your friends will never let you down. If this is you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan,ObiBettina7, artemiswolfboy, AriaCloudrunner, musicgal3.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy this onto your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever killed a joke, copy and paste this into your profile. (Many, many times.)
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you’re one of the 2 percent who haven’t, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the internet has a MySpace account. If you’re one of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and/or liked/loved (and often dream about it), copy and paste this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl,Stefanlover12, -I-Luv-Tugsy, musicgal3
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with ANYTHING and it scares some of your friends copy and paste this onto your profile. (Do parents count? Heheh.)
If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile.
If it amazes you how many times you think about a movie or musical, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get an "Oh My God" face when you ask somebody if they've ever heard of CATS and they say no, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have CATS on your iPod or a CD, copy and paste this onto a profile.
92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you are part of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile. (Because people like interrupting me...)
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
If you've ever burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you know someone that should be hit by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile. (Not that anyone deserves that...but...he does...)
If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (Yeah, but I usually end up kicking...heh-heh...)
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hey, it's easier that tripping DOWN the stairs!)
If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (All of them!)
If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile. (At least two of them.)
If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other, copy this into your profile. (Thank Purple bladed jedi for that! lol)
If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this into your profile. (When I have time...such as in the holidays...heh-heh...)
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have friends online whom you don't even know in the real world but you don't really care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. (Again, not that anyone really deserves that...but he does...)
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile. (Heheh...current obsession: 'CATS'!)
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do and want to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "their", "there" and "they're". If you're one of the ones who do and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
Grammar Nazis will rule the world someday. If you are a Grammar Nazi, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.
I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile if you feel the same.
98 percent of teenagers have participated in under aged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.
If FANFICTION (especially for CATS) is constantly on your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
If you're weird and you're proud of it, post this into your profile!
If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile. (Thanks to interruptions...)
If you're in love with a fictional character (or several), copy and paste this is you profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Tugger is cocky, selfish, a complete retard and a bit more gay than he lets on to be, copy this, put it on your profile and add your name to the list: Tuggers'Lil'Princess,TheOriginalFanboy, -I-Luv-Tugsy-, musicgal3
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatantly obvious, copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. (That's kind of what happens when you're 'CATS'-mad...)
If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
If you hate those athletic boys (Or girl if you're a guy) who think they're hotter than the sun itself and want to send them to the sun and let them see their mistake, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list! Kallypso, Maradie-Mistieana, musicgal3
If you are writing 12 stories at the same time, copy and paste this to your profile (don't know it this counts for me, since I'm kind of doing waaaay more than 12...lol)
If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.
If you have an unhealthy obsession with reading books and fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get angry that not all of the copy-and-paste things have proper puncuation, copy and past this onto your profile.
If you are forever striving to achieve good grammar, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile
If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular and fitting in, the other five percent are liars. Asking me to define this statement, I answered: NO-one is NOT concerned about fitting in. Everyone, in the back of their minds, needs companionship, and would like as much as possible. Even emos and goths are like that because they didn't get enough attention in the first place, so they decided to withdraw themselves from average society. Everyone wants to fit in, so give your best friend a hug today, give a stranger a pat on the back, and tell your parents you appreciate them. Everyone deserves to be loved, so give a little bit. Believe me, you'll get a lot in return. Copy and paste this if you believe this.
Even when you can’t see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.