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Joined 05-06-09, id: 1925558, Profile Updated: 01-18-11

Ahoy there! Amber, 16, Australia. I love Twilight, Harry Potter and Darren Everett Criss, the supermegafoxyawesomehot Harry Potter from A Very Potter Musical & A Very Potter Sequel. (If you haven't seen AVPM or AVPS, GO YOUTUBE THEM!)

GLEEK FOR LIFE! Seriously, I love Glee more than anything else. Favourite character is Finn, OTP are Kurtofsky (Kurt and Karofsky) and Klaine (Kurt and Blaine)

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just won't cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos Modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World...

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not.

When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack.

When kick ball was a daily activity.

When we used to obey our parents.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember The Original Game Boy.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -Ghost Busters.

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

One word. . . . . . . .trolls.

Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power.

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears Lambchop's song never ended.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

Everyone watched the WB.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry-go-rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360

Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

You had slap bracelets!

You actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back then. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .


If you have ever tripped over air and expected Blaine to catch you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a proud stalker and obsessed fan-girl of Darren Criss, copy and paste this.(Who isn't?!)

If you think rock, paper, scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (If we could solve wars with rock paper scissors, everyone would love each other...)

If you leave your window open at night hoping Finn will come in and sing you to sleep with your very own lullaby copy and paste this into your profile!

if you hate the fact that Cory Monteith isn't your boyfriend then copy and paste this to your profile


If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Sue Sylvester and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile

If you are in La-La land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you randomly start screaming "GLEE DID THIS!!" every time you hear a song that Glee covered, copy/paste this to your profile

You know your addiction to Glee is getting dangerous when you've added "Schuester" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile


If you think that Glee will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Finn and Rachel were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!

If you believe your own Finn is out there somewhere, add this.

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of New Directions, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) )

If whenever you see or hear the word 'Glee' you freak out and have a small fit because you love them so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.

If you think anyone from Glee is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the only thing you think about is Glee copy and past this to your profile.

If you are in LOVE with Finn Hudson-Hummel, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the New Directions or Mr. Schuester) copy and paste this to your profile

1. SOME OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET THEM? All sorts of mishaps and shenanigans

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Paint and posters of Glee & Twilight

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Not really...

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? GLEE!!

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 5:21 PM, June 16th, 1994

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Some goddamn Mountain Dew

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Things that are gone

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My iPod and my DS

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 176 centimetres (about 5'9")

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Yes, all the time

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Robert Pattinson in 'Remember Me'

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Something that smells nice

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I like brown and blue eyes, brown hair or black hair

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? IDK...

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? MOTHER!!

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Food

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Can't remember

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? I like lots of people

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? God no

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? HOT TOPIC!

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? My cat Bumblebee

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Psychotic vampire cat

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Probably

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? With words

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 69!!

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes of course

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My best friend Mirusha

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People who are generally irritating

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I live in Australia...

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Money, sparkles, free stuff, boys from Ohio

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Only in my dreams

37. FIRST JOB? UNEMPLOYED!

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yeah, but not for a while

39. DO YOU SWEAR? No f*#&ing way

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? FACEBOOKING!

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My brains

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Don't need them

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Money!!

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? IDK, around 3 maybe

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I think it was a book or something

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Not for ages

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Tresemme

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yeah it's alright

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Any type as long as it's meat

52. ANY BAD HABITS? None *looks around shiftily*

53. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don't use CD's anymore, MP3's only

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Of course I would, I'm totally awesome

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Sometimes

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Any way possible

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Don't know

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My Elmo plush toy

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Don't have one

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I HATE barney

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Just about every day

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? A mixture of both

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? It doesn't really matter to me

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Amby, Bamby, Hey you there, ETC

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Darren Everett Criss!! And Glee!

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? GLEE!!

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Caramel, vanilla, cookies and cream, banana

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? *checks hands and feet* Yes!

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Sports day at school

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #69? There was in my mind *suggestive wink*...

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Like 130 km/h

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? If they feel like it

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Freelance Whales

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My sister

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Face

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? All songs provoke thought

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Everything

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? June

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Gemini

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dark brown

86. EYE COLOR? Like Kurt's, but with yellow in the middle

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? KFC

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Only chicken

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? TV

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? June 16 or Christmas

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Piano (little bit) and sax

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Que?

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Both ;)

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Books

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Being environmentally friendly and not driving

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Vampire Academy and HARRY POTTER!

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: You mean the one in my dreams?


THE STUPID LIST!! BOLD THE THINGS THAT APPLY TO YOU

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (then it got caught in my hair)
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I LIVE IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY THAN MY NATIONALITY, so I MUST not care about my home country and be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I use SWEAR WORDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I HAVE ASPERGER'S SYNDROME, so I MUST be unable to communicate.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SCANDINAVIAN so I MUST be a tall blond with big boobs.
I'm ICELANDIC, so I MUST wear a horned helmet.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.
I write/read FanFiction, so I MUST have no life.

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Closed Doors by SilverMidnight52 reviews
Dave Karofsky has a little sister who is coming back to live with him and their parents. Why does that make both of them so afraid? M for a good reason!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,229 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 2/8/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 201,420 - Reviews: 4039 - Favs: 5,374 - Follows: 3,762 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Roses in December by ckofshadows reviews
In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,477 - Reviews: 4349 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 4,457 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 3,452 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Lottery by UnicornMachine reviews
Once every so often the country hosts a lottery. The winners of said lottery are taken to the King's castle. What happens after that, is, well, anyone's guess.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,955 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Paragraph 175 by rubyliss reviews
Kurt discovers that Karofsky's hatred has its roots in something that happened between their families during the Holocaust. The title refers to the German law that made homosexuality a crime.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,194 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7713 - Favs: 8,099 - Follows: 7,671 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Chasing Thunderstorms by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Astrid Hofferson's life is perfect, but then she realizes that it's not even close. And there's this dorky boy in her Norse Mythology class who she shouldn't feel so strongly about. Modern AU. (Note: Specific race times and splits taken from course records on actual courses. Yes, some are slow. Yes, they are accurate, courses vary based on difficulty and altitude)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,386 - Reviews: 2983 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 4,322 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Academia by AlwaysFidelius reviews
*Secondary school AU* Sherlock Holmes, the class genius, and John Watson, an avid football player, become an unlikely team within the halls of the elite Newcastle School.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,299 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Music Box by EverShadow reviews
AU: Set in a fictional 18th century Europe. At age 10, Santana Lopez, born into the wealthy and influential Lopez family, comes to acquire a peasant girl by the name of Brittany. And despite class differences, Santana falls in love with her.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,004 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 2,393 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P.
The choice I dont have by I vote for crowley reviews
On your sixteenth birthday, your parents or friends give you an empty page and what we call 'the soul paints', they command you to draw. You don't get a choice. That name is your soul mate. klaine soulmates- *changed to hurt/comfort!*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,396 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Hiding Who We Truly Are by Ella-Tripier reviews
Blaine and Kurt are Secret friends and at nine years old they have made a deal that Blaine will 'bully' Kurt so no one else can, but what happens seven years later when they are still in the same situation but now they are secret Boyfriends? can it work?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 168,539 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Art of Deflection by debraelq reviews
When the pain becomes too much, there's only one person he can turn to. But why would Kurt help him? Eventual Kurtofsky Warning: Suicidal ideation in the beginning.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,736 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Lessons in Being a Man by Whatsername Lambert reviews
Kurt is a beloved music teacher and, along with partner Dave Karofsky, proud father to 6-year-old Ellie. Blaine, his best friend, is a young Chicago lawyer who unwillingly becomes the leader of a statewide gay rights movement. When Kurt and Ellie's home life turns violent as a result of Dave's alcoholism, Blaine opens up his home to them. Brief Kurtofsky, Klaine later. Future fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 333,400 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Solar Winds by Morkhan reviews
The story of Avatar Kurt, Fire Prince Blaine, and the sparks between them that set the world alight. A fusion of Avatar: The Last Airbender with Glee. Multiple characters and pairings!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 691,749 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Artie A., Finn H.
I Was Singing In The Shower by Camunki reviews
That day, it was Karofsky in the shower, not Finn, and hell, Dave's a better singer than Hudson anyway. Glee AU with Dave in Glee Club; Kurtofsky, Karofsky/Kurt, Slash. Rating to increase in future.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,326 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Of Boarding School and Super Powers by XxWithBrokenWingsXx reviews
Kurt is sent off to Dalton; a school for the unnatural and gifted. But will he be able to cope with still being different and special in a school full of 'freaks'
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,844 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Entwined by lordofthepringles reviews
Sometimes, you don't know how your life is woven, until you look back. P.S. Blaine is a total douche in this story, so if that offends you, don't read.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,322 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Boy with the Bread by grednforgesgirl reviews
From The Hunger Games to Mockingjay, get inside Peeta's head. This story is from the point of view of the boy with the bread.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,129 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Candy by Danifaith12345 reviews
Bella Swan the to herself innocent girl of Forks, might be pregnant by the school's heartbreaking player, Edward Masen. How did this come about ? And what will she do now? AH. Same story, different PenName! Rated M for some Lemons*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 91,982 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Being Gay and Falling in Love by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Three summers ago, Blaine Anderson kissed Kurt Hummel at a party. Last year, they became best friends. Now, they're juniors, trying to survive in a homophobic high school and deal with their ever growing feelings. Sequel to 'Rocky Friendships' AU season 2
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,497 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Cell Mate by Amory Sparkly Bat reviews
Prison orange is so not Kurt's color, but unfortunately that is the least of his troubles when he finds himself in a place where dropping the soap is more than just an annoyance in the shower-especially when the bully who put him there is so close by. **NOW COMPLETE**
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 143,392 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
You Found Me by TwistedRocketPower reviews
A walk in the park turns into something much more when Kurt finds a boy crying on a park bench. After realizing the teenage boy has nowhere to go, Kurt takes him home. That simple kind gesture will end up changing both boys lives forever.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,092 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I swear by MissZenno reviews
Kurt is sent to Dalton Reform School for Boys after he commits a horrific crime. He expects the uniforms, the strict teachers, the counselling, but he doesn't expect the endearing group of criminal teenagers to take him under their wing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 234,274 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Pretty Girls have Secrets Too by kitaleigh reviews
Rachel Corcoran is a pretty girl. So is Quinn Fabray. What happens when these two girls meet and develop feelings for each other? Will they let their secrets get in the way, or will they follow their hearts? Warning: Sexual content and g!peen.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 142,260 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Ever the Same by ktfranceebee reviews
It's amazing how one event and one decision can instantly change all preconceived notions about a person. And three days was all it took for Kurt to realize that certain closeted jocks deserve second chances. Kurtofsky!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,946 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
I'm Gonna Give All My Secrets Away by loveanchocolate reviews
Blaine is a senior in high school, on the football team, gay, and tired of keeping all these secrets. When he can't take it anymore, he starts writing love letters to Kurt, an openly gay student and his best friends step-brother.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 88,353 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Along The Lines Of A Mistake by Lizzard96 reviews
Edward is a 14 year old when he gets a college girl pregnant.His family is displeased and almost makes him get an adoption but with the help of Esme he keeps it.Three years later he's in high school and everything's great, except a few problems on the way
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,843 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Edward, Bella
Maybe It's Just Me by BleedtoLoveHer reviews
My name is Katniss Everdeen. I am 16 years old. I live in District 12. My best friend has just won the 74th Annual Hunger Games. AU. Rating has changed to "M".
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,479 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Long Overdue by Zavocado reviews
Ever since Blaine met Santana Lopez during their freshman year, she's been determined to make his sex life outrageous. There's just one problem: she's completely obliviously to who his perfect guy is. At least until now. AU, future!fic. Heavy on the smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,634 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
My Fair Lady by The Minsk reviews
A/U. He found her washed up on the beach like she had walked out of a dream, refusing to answer any of his questions. He should have known then that she was going to change his life forever.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,013 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
You Could Be My Unintended by damngators reviews
Being a father is tough. Being a single father is strenuous. Being a single teenage father is overwhelming. Being a single teenage father who also happens to be gay? Let's just throw the thesaurus out the window
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,463 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Kurt H. - Complete
Defining happiness by iconicplatonic reviews
AU future!fic. Quinn is a senior, Rach is the new young music teacher. Q is lonely & R befriends her, which leads finally to a relationship. Q has a were!peen & gets R prego PLEASE DON'T LET THIS PUT YOU OFF! Will eventually be M for smex. More inside...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,152 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Worries by TickleWaves reviews
Sam and Freddie are 21 years old, dating, and living together. When Sam discovers she's pregnant, their world completely changes. Rated M just in case for brief sexual content. Seddie! Read and review please.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Hello, Is It Me You're Looking For? by SpringSinger reviews
Following a successful Regional competition Miss Rachel Berry loses her virginity, is dumped by Jesse St. James and forever damaged...more than just emotionally. A dramatic St. Berry pregnancy fic. Rated M for sexual content, strong language & violence.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,233 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ.
When You Can't Decide by My-Alphabet-Soup reviews
Each chapter is a different story. You can use the chapter titles to look for characters or pairings that you might enjoy. Varied genres, pairings canon and AU, range of lengths. Glee drabbles. Will not be added to.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,134 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Rachel B.
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Lost in Translation by The Minsk reviews
AU. Kurt invites an exchange student to live with the Hummel-Hudson family for eight weeks but their new guest is not what they expected.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,146 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
The Sound Of Your Voice by hpgleek713 reviews
All Kurtofsky events occuring from "Never Been Kissed" from Karofsky's POV. Hope you enjoy.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,702 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
A Legal Romance by YaDiva reviews
Sequel to A Political Romance. As Kurt and Blaine graduate college, new challenges await. Can loving Kurt calm dark and twisted Blaine? Features consensual slave/master relationship. Not BDSM. Rated M for gay sex, smut, rape, language and abuse triggers.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 216,454 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Surviving High School by LPBekka reviews
You're Blaine Anderson, a new transfer student to McKinley High, Your goals: win over the love of your life, do well in class, in short...survive high school / interactive Klaine Fic, AU like i write any different xD
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,153 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Neon by BeautyHeldWithin reviews
AU. Las Vegas is nicknamed The City of Despair by the people who actually live there. Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are two lost souls wandering the streets and they could help each other, if they didn't hate each other from the first night they met.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,072 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kurt Fabray and Quinn Hummel by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Based on this prompt: "Imagine how different Glee would have been if Burt had been Quinn's father and Russel had been Kurt's." How does Russel Fabray react to his son, Kurt, being gay? And how does Burt react to his little girl being pregnant?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,938 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Quinn F.
A Walk to Remember by pointlessfangirl reviews
Convinced to join the school musical and glee club, Blaine meets Kurt, a quirky boy with a complicated past. When they unexpectedly fall in love, Blaine never expected to discover Kurt's tragic secret. Based on the book/movie A Walk to Remember. Warning: major character death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 102,379 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Lovesick by The Minsk reviews
A/U. Sometimes love can hurt and sometimes love can heal. Finchel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,015 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Brothers by aworldoflis reviews
When Burt doesn't wake up from coma after his heart attack, Child Welfare Agency decides to place Kurt in a foster family. Kurt is not amused, but fortunately, he is not alone. His new foster brother seems to come with his own set of problems, though.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,134 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A New Direction by Chachki reviews
Taking place after the "Silly Love Songs" episode, David Karofsky starts to struggle with his sexuality, Kurt struggles with his new school, and New Directions struggles with the idea of Regionals coming up. RATED M for possible KURTOFSKY scenes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,987 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Once in a Blue Moon by BeautyHeldWithin reviews
AU. Kurt Hummel is at the lowest point of his life, he finds happiness in Blaine Anderson, a boy from a completely different world who is a mystery to him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,665 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Haute Couture by LPBekka reviews
In the year 1889 a young fashion designer by the name of Blaine Anderson is about to meet the love of his life, the most beautiful woman in Paris only to discover that she is not all she seems. Klaine, Warning: Lemon, Cross Dressing, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,140 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Howl by The Minsk reviews
A man who's pure of heart and says his prayers by night may still become a wolf when the autumn moon is bright.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,322 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Out of Time by The Minsk reviews
In a world filled with war, despair and desolation, Finn is desperate to change his past and only has one chance to make things right.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,608 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Reborn by ZephyrTheBunny reviews
David comes out of the closet, against his will. His friends aren't nearly as accepting as Kurt's were. Karofsky/Hummel, violence, redemption
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,639 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Homefield Advantage by Amory Sparkly Bat reviews
Time for reunions has come, along with one question: Will Kurt's heart be swept away by the first boy to give him COURAGE? Or will his old foe-now a *professional* sweaty, chubby bully for the NFL! -intercept his old crush & run with him for a touchdown?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 123,249 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Cheated Hearts by Simply Sarah reviews
Their timing was never right. They were never right. But there were moments in time that existed where none of that mattered. –An epic Quinn/Puck saga.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 501,170 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Quinn F., Puck
Better Late Than Never by Spooky Bibi reviews
Four years after high school, Dave and Kurt cross paths again. Now there is a chance for Karofsky to make amends and maybe have a second chance at a first love. Kurtofsky future fic, AU after NBK. Epilogue added! Rated M for said epilogue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,274 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Scream For Me by The Minsk reviews
It's scary enough that someone is stalking Rachel, but the terror has only just begun.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,711 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Be My Hero by moonshoesangel reviews
AU. Blaine is lonely. No friends, bullies and panic attacks make Dalton Hell for him. When he spies on the competition, McKinley, he finds the boy who may just save him and a safe place where he can heal. Sort of goes along from NBK to NY...loosely.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,083 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Chalkboard Impressions by floatswithunicorns reviews
Blaine is a student attending a private school. He realizes his feeling for his teacher, Kurt Hummel, and tries to deal with them the best he can. Mature for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,466 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
I Can Tell That We Are Gonna Be Friends by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Seven year old Blaine hadn't really wanted to go to his classmate's birthday party at that art place. What he did want -someday soon, hopefully - was to find a best friend. Introducing himself the boy at the next table seemed like it might be a good idea.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by A. Kline reviews
Rachel Berry always knew that she was a little bit psychic. In fact, Rachel Berry thought she knew just about everything. That is, until a spirit that refused to die entered her life like a train-wreck.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,614 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
High School Rock Out by HalfDapperHero reviews
If Dalton were a delinquent school, and Blaine was the ring leader. If Kurt was the new kid who wasn't as soft as he looked. Who would be at the top, and how long would they last?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Influence by Sappho's Ghost reviews
Brittany is perpetually cast as the dumb blonde, but the reasons behind her demeanor are more complex than that. She looks back on her childhood, her relationship with Santana, and the life-altering effects the decisions of her youth had on her future.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,949 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
iHave You by seddielove101 reviews
A huge story I am writing on Sam and Freddie, the couple from iCarly. /Sam get's pregnant and it's shows everything they go through. i suck at summaries but here ya go! freddie's POV
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,312 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
The Judgment of Prom by history-writer86 reviews
Prom is the dance of the year. Gay couples have always been excluded from this pivotal event, and the same treatment ensues at McKinley High. Only this time, the glee club is ready to support their friends.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,865 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Gay Bachelor by AphraelFT reviews
Glee Fluff Meme Prompt from LJ: Sue Sylvester insists that all of the Cheerios date. When Kurt points out that there aren't any options for him at McKinley, Sue decides to "audition" possible boyfriends for him from other surrounding schools
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,704 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Music of My Heart by The Minsk reviews
As Rachel tries to make it as a songwriter in the music industry, she meets a drummer who inspires her to reach for the stars. A/U.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,330 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
In the Spotlight by Fyrewire reviews
Karofsky is sentenced to life in Hell, or at least the next closest thing available: Glee Club. AU After "NBK"
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,137 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
iPsychic by abracadabra94 reviews
Freddie Benson has a secret. He can read minds. But there's one person whose mind he can't read, and it's driving him crazy. A Seddie multi-chapter fic.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,465 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Jigsaw by Tribbith reviews
Set after 'Journey'. When Mr Schue suggests taking a small vacation with the glee club, how will the kids cope with spending so much time with their teammates, and how will they react to the tragedies that begin to unfold? On temporary hiatus
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 175,470 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B.
What to do by no-tracing-herman reviews
Blaine has to make a hard decision. Does he like Kurt in that way? Only he can decide.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,705 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
My Girlfriend Sam by BaalRules reviews
Sam and Freddie begin their senior year of high school. This story has sex, really filthy language,and unexpected twists. So, jump in and enjoy.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,478 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
In Which Dave Karofsky Doesn't Come Out by SaltwaterGarden reviews
Dave is a football player. He's also something else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Foolish by C Osgood reviews
Blaine knows he shouldn't even waste a single thought on him. But he can't help that his heart flutters every time he does. M for later chapters. Disclaimer : I do not own glee nor any of these characters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,702 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Blaine A., D. Karofsky
Death By Song by InsomniaticNostalgia reviews
AU The Glee kids are part of the brutal Hunger Games, forcing them to fight for their lives. Bringing untold friendships and romance, maybe the Games are even harder than they thought. Rated M.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Glee - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/15/2011
Make Believe by K-TDD reviews
For a prompt on the angst meme. Unable to come out but desperate for a boyfriend, Karofsky blackmails Kurt into being his for one night a week.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,258 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
The Agreement by CrimeLush reviews
At the tender age of 18, Freddie made a pact with Sam Puckett. At the time, he couldn't have forseen the far-reaching ramifications of their arrangement, couldn't have guessed that an innocent agreement would permanently alter the course of his life.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,425 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
What a Catch by Relised reviews
When Dave was diagnosed with cancer, he knew he was probably going to die. And he was pretty sure he was okay with that. Or at least he was okay with it until Kurt started coming around. Kurtofsky eventually
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,621 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Cabin Fever by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Carole, at work, wins a raffle to go on vacation to a ski resort in Colorado. However, Paul Karofsky wins the same thing at his workplace for his own family. And as it happens... the two families must share a cabin. .:. a five-part Kurtofsky fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,254 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
iMama's boy by CookieSlayer reviews
Why is Sam always calling herself "Momma"? Is it because she's hiding something from Carly? Well obviously not from Freddie. SEDDIE FOREVER. Chapter 5 is rated M, just so you know :P
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Against All Odds by Das Lieblingsfach reviews
A mistake leads Dave and Santana to the realization they have more in the common than they'd like to think. A reluctant friendship forms and strengthens as the two find themselves relying heavily on each other. Strong Language, future Kurtofsky Brittana
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - D. Karofsky, Santana L.
Everything by Nini the Electrocuted Sheep reviews
When Karofsky pushes Kurt hard enough, the school faculty finally realize that something must be done. So Principal Figgins declares Karofsky Kurt's personal driver and bag-carrier while his broken arm heals. Who knows where this will lead? AU from NBK!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,330 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Sick by tigershatecinammon reviews
AU. OOC!Karofsky. Kurt's got an eating disorder, and the one who used to bully him is the one that probably saved his life. The clueless Glee club feels awful for not noticing. Now multi-chapter!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
K is for Karofsky and Konfused by krustykrabpizza reviews
Karofsky only wants two things in life. Kurt, of course. And to be in Glee club. Will he join? Or will all his emotions build up and eventually cause mass destruction? M for future chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Zombie Apocalypse of Lima, Ohio by The Minsk reviews
My name is Finn Hudson, and you're reading this because I survived.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,308 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
That Corkscrew Comet Jet by InkTippedQuill reviews
Kurt visits Karofsky following the locker room scene in "Never Been Kissed". Eventual Kurtofsky romance. Possible multi-chaptered story, depending on interest. Rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Rewrite by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
A web of time-travel, do-overs, romance, friendship, humor, angst, and death after death to bring Dave to new chances and new life, because all he wants is Kurt and to set things right, to undo his regrets. .:. Kurtofsky, mostly AU, multi-chap, complete.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 130,934 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Never Been Kissed: What If by Miranell reviews
What if when Dave Karofsky kissed Kurt, Kurt didn't push him away right away? What if Dave got that second kiss in? Would things have turned out the same way? Let's find out...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,302 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Escape by The Minsk reviews
After Finn breaks up with Rachel, he tries to run away from his problems. Unfortunately for him, Rachel loves a chase.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,784 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Forbidden Friendship by GF-221b reviews
The New Directions and the Warblers are deadly enemies—in the Glee Club performance department. But when one of the Warblers is injured by Mercedes, will a forbidden friendship between Kurt and him change the relationship between the two groups? COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,952 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
An Apple A Day by samsamtastic reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots cataloging the evolution of the relationship between Kurt and Blaine. Most chapters can be read as stand-alone fics, but all fit within the same universe of events. Slash, possible smut in the future.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Together, We Are the Oceans by Aelora reviews
When the Warblers get the opportunity to perform on a cruise ship over the holidays, Kurt can barely believe his luck at spending the time with Blaine. What he doesn't count on is the friendships he makes, and the love he feels for his friend returned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,553 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Say a Little Prayer by jackiekennedy reviews
Blond hair, green eyes, cross necklace, and a baby bump: a collection of 100 drabbles/ficlets centering around Quinn Fabray.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 38,133 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Quinn F.
Dreams Come True? by HEREtoPARTY reviews
What would you do if you suddenly began having dreams of someone you hated? Only in the dream you were maddly in love with them? RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,411 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Trophy by ChuckNorrisLeftFist reviews
In a darker AU, the winners freely prey on the losers. A loser becomes the winners' trophy. Dub-con. Update: The final chapter as the characters make life-changing decisions.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,928 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Questions by Kallias Grimm reviews
Kurt questions Karofsky about his constant bullying and brings up a touchy subject. Read my version of why Dave has an issue with homosexuality. Contains my version of Daves family, homophobic language and a small amount of violence.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,781 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
You Already Know by Radioactive Apple reviews
Kurt has always been bullied for being openly gay, and now one of his biggest enemies is going to be the one to save him. Stolen moments add to Kurt's confusion surrounding his new protector, he wants Blaine...doesn't he? Crap summary. Kurtofsky fic. M/M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Queen by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Kurt embarks on a Queen-ful journey to become Prom King. But first he'll have to break Dalton's rules, defeat McKinley's bullies, and maybe even confess his love to Blaine. Latest: It's done! Reviews appreciated :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,117 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Alcohol by Luca-Pacheco reviews
What's youth for if not for going crazy? Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Lost by JennetteCool reviews
Dave Karofsky is lost and he loves Kurt but he cant understand that yet . There will be a song in every chapter yes even Dave will sing . I will put a youtube link of the songs sung at the end of the chapters . Rated T just in case
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
We'll Smile But Right Now I Can't Bear by glitterdoves reviews
Past and future AU based on Sarah by Ray Lamontagne. Kurt and Blaine were childhood friends, but when Blaine meets Kurt on summer break from college the boy he knew is almost unrecognizable.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,342 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
You're my What? by eaw22 reviews
While filming his latest movie, actor Edward Cullen finds himself becoming a new father over the course of his lunch break. Unable to drop the film, Edward is forced to hire a nanny. Will she be enough to complete the family? **ON HIATUS**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,441 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
See Me by Loverhusband reviews
A glimpse into Blaine's horrible past and a look at his possible future - with Kurt. Switches between Blaine POV/past chapters and Kurt POV/present chapters. Blaine goes to some very dark places. Kurt gets to be Prince Charming for a change.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,292 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
ABC's of Kurt and Blaine by Lifesjustducky reviews
Cute little very very fluffy pure fluff one-shots of Kurt and Blaine throughout their relationship, based on the letters of the alphabet. One for each letter. T for later chapters. There's humor, drama and everything in-between. Please read and review
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Until the Sun Shines Again by Falcom reviews
As the saying goes, you gotta hit rock bottom before things can get better. For Dave Karofsky rock bottom means a failed suicide and institutionalization for clinical depression. It can only go up from there. T for language Eventual KurBlainSky friendship
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,640 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - D. Karofsky
Nothing As It Seemed by MyMutantRomance reviews
Kurt was a nothing in a sea of somethings and that was soul crushing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,557 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
How It Works by notacarebear reviews
Things don't turn out okay for me. That's not how my life works. I get something good, and then it's immediately followed by six or seven bad things to balance it out... My life is supposed to suck, okay? That's how it works.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Beast by 1farmergirl reviews
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Kurt. But everyone in town called him Beauty.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Dave's Teenage Dream by micheal.b.crouch reviews
Dave is trying to find himself, and gets help along the way. Rating changes by chapter, so I'm going to leave it at T. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,167 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Baby You're Crazy by ashcanwrite reviews
He looked at me with his big puppy dog eyes. "But, baby, its cold outside." He smiled. Now I knew where this was going."Blaine if your trying to quote Baby, It's Cold Outside knock it off." I laughed. "Its cute, but I really have to go."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,070 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Christmas Shoes by ManofBats reviews
They were eyes meant for someone who could steal you heart in a single look and at the same time make you feel so safe that you never wanted to look away.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,121 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Come In Closer by xSadistxFujix reviews
Pre-transfer: A Blaine-centric story beginning from before he transfered to Dalton, through canon, and into years in the future. Will eventually go AU. Eventual Klaine. HAITUS
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,059 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Confused by Cold-war reviews
Kurt finally found someone who can make him happy. However, Karofsky been bullying Kurt worse than usual. Secret crushes become revealed, leaving Kurt severely confused.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,901 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
If I Traded It All by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt believes it's going to be the worst summer ever when he realizes he'll have to spend it at his former bullies home. David Karofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,394 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Amnesia by evilbeckles reviews
When Kurt wakes in the choir room with the last twenty years of his life gone, angry children shouting at him and Dave Karofskys name tattooed on his wrist and three old friends with no memory's he is more than a little confused...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,870 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
A New Beginning by Kerrbie reviews
What happens when Blaine finds out that Kurt is in love with him? Will he accept thoes feelings? Will they become more then friends, stay friends, or will the news tear up their already friendship? Rated M for adult themes in later chapters. Blaine/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,959 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Innocent by MagicWrites reviews
Kurt's attraction to Blaine grows, but their lives are complicated as Kurt learns more about Blaine's past and Karofsky's abuse escalates. Starting from the episode "Never Been Kissed".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,449 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Opposites Attraction by TheRealMaraJade reviews
The evolving relationship between Kurt and Karofsky, and how it affects Glee Club, school, and their own lives.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,392 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Proof That Dave Karofsky is the Jealous Type by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Part four of my Kurtofsky series. Now that Dave is sort of friends with Kurt, he becomes incredibly jealous of Blaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
The Start Of Something New by divcon reviews
This is my first Klaine fic. It takes place after 'Never Been Kissed' I wrote this before seeing the next ep but am only just putting it up now. I hope you enjoy it. Please review so I know if I'm getting it right.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,323 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
La Vie Boheme by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
At age 25, Kurt Hummel goes out into the 'real world' looking for work in the theatres of Chicago; there's less competition there for roles than in New York. During callbacks for Rent, however, Kurt meets a blast from his past... .:. Dave/Kurt future!fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,553 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Trying to Hold On by ilovedyouguinevere reviews
Blaine has clinical depression. And most of the time he does okay. But occasionally he has a bad day. Kurt stumbles across him on one of those days. Written for a prompt on the glee angst meme
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Quinn in Wonderland by jackiekennedy reviews
Quinn falls down a rabbit hole and stumbles upon an enchanted world full of strange tea, spiteful queens, and curious creatures. What she doesn't know is that she's the key to keeping this world from falling apart.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 104,374 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
A Month, A Week, And Three Days by LaniLaniDuck reviews
"Why does everyone take me seriously when I talk about that?" Kurt mused. "My Step-Brother, my Dad, my-" he stumbled over his words for a second. "-Blaine." He finished lamely, his cheeks turning quickly to a rosy, adorable pink.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Working Title: Gamer Rachel by Get Real Or Die reviews
Chapter 3: In which there's more on Coronado, the origin of Puck's behavior is revealed, and a fight is narrowly avoided Warnings: Puck's lack of knowledge of the Kinsey scale, alternate universes are explored, flashbacks, and constant freshmen insults.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,452 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Rachel B., D. Karofsky
Smells Like Suicide by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Kurt slips into the hospital. He found a note, he heard the rumors, and now he has to go see the suicide attemptee for himself, one Dave Karofsky. .:. depressed!Dave, caring!Kurt, and light Karomel a.k.a. Kurtofsky ahead. T for swears. now a twoshot!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The World Is A Vampire by Evil Comma reviews
Edward is a lonely being going through the pains of being a teenager, never quite fitting in, never quite enjoying himself. Then he meets Bella, the first person he's ever befriended, the only person he can never tell his secret to.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
Detention by dorydafish reviews
KURTOFSKY! "I only know two gay guys. Blaine and you. Do you seriously want me to pick you?" Kurt asked half-joking, but his smile dropped when Karofsky took a little too long to reply - COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,832 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Teaser by EreshkigalGirl reviews
"I'm sure by now you've noticed that some things have changed in your all-too-brief absence." Dave Karofsky comes back to school following his near-expulsion and finds things...a little different. One-shot. Rated T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/26/2010 - D. Karofsky - Complete
Basic Alchemy by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Changing a handful of elements from one thing to another through miraculous scientific means; that is basic alchemy. But can the same principle apply to people as well? .:. Dave/Kurt, predicts for and occurs after 2x08. spoilers for 2x06 and 2x07. DONE!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,052 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Proof That Dave Karofsky Wants Out Of The Closet by GeniaTheParadox reviews
The third instalment of my amusingly accurate, increasingly angsty and completely one-side Karoskfy/Kurt love story.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Inconceivable by boldlikeblack reviews
Post-Never Been Kissed, Kurt trades one angry Karofsky for another. Karomel
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Sometime Around Midnight by Chxnce reviews
And it starts sometime around midnight... Chapter 5, "Love Is A Crime" is up!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Karofsky Takes It Back by Serious Snugglebunnies reviews
Kurt finally gets the kiss he deserves - plus Karofsky sings! Set the week following the famous locker room scene. For those who want Karofsky to find redemption and Kurt to find happiness.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
What I thought by Spottedpath13-Stripe reviews
How Dave Karofsky's feelings grew for a certain soprano. Starts off at thier first year of highschool, ends at the end of the "Never been kissed" episode. Karofsky's POV. Male/Male. Some spoliers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Proof That Dave Karofsky Is Totally In The Closet by GeniaTheParadox reviews
After my first Karofsky/Kurt fic turned out to be insanely true, I decided to write an angsty little sequel set after the events which I totally called in Never Been Kissed.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Its not like love at first sight by KatieBlackRose reviews
Can you really fall in love with someone who has bullied you forever? Kurt/Dave.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Working with the enemy by Mega-Twilight-fan1991 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Edwards the school player and Bella despises him. What happens when there forced to work together on a school project? All human, normal pairings, kinda OOC! rated m for bad language, just incase.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,274 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confrontations Part II by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
Kurt remembers full well what happened the last time he chased Karofsky into the locker room. But he's going to do it again, and finally give Dave a piece of his mind. Spoilers for Never Been Kissed. Mild Language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
To Be Feared by Jay Petrakis reviews
Set during 2x06, Never Been Kissed. Karofsky can't handle these emotions. He needs to let it out somehow. The story is set sort of from Karofsky's POV, but it's third-person. ONESHOT. T for violence and profanity.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Revision by Emma CS Me reviews
Based off 2x06. Azimio sees what happens in the locker room between Karofsky and Kurt. He really doesn't know what to think. /Warning: homophobia.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Azimio, D. Karofsky - Complete
Scared Little Boy by previouslysane reviews
Dave Karofsky is confused. This is the thought process of a very closeted man, before and after the kiss.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/10/2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Blood Bond by The Minsk reviews
A/U. It's never been safe to roam the streets of Lima, Ohio at night. . .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,505 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Slow And Steady by EverythingsComingUpKurt reviews
After Quinn's pregnancy, things seem to go downhill for the young Cheerio as her friends and her parents reject her. But when she meets the new boy, Quinn will learning the true meaning of love and support.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Quinn F., Sam E.
Close Quarters by The Minsk reviews
A/U. Nothing is going to get in the way of Finn's perfect year, not even his quirky new roommate.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,315 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Foundation of Memories by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella and Edward are best friends but just as they are getting around to becoming more, tragedy strikes leaving Edward with no memory of Bella. Can they rebuild their strong relationship without a foundation of memories to stabilise it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,830 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
Journey by margravinel reviews
Quinn goes into unexpected labour at Regionals and with both her life and the baby's in jeopardy, will Puck finally step up as a father and boyfriend? Or will the prospect of losing Quinn make Finn realise that he isn't as over her as he thought?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,864 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Quinn F., Puck
Miracle at the Worst Possible Moment by dramaluver15 reviews
It's a miracle. Doctors had told Artie the chances were unlikely. But it has hapeened. But at the worst possible time. They love eachother, but they just might not want this miracle to happen.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,954 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Tina C., Artie A.
Teenage Dirtbag by palewhite n icecold reviews
Social status means everything when you're in high school. But what if you don't want it? Can you break rank without any consequences? A chilling story of self-discovery, psycho boyfriends and stoner misfits. Rated M for Drugs, Language and Lemons, OH MY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,756 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
She's going to drown me in Clorox! by RunFreeCuzLifeIsJustADream reviews
Sam's birthday leads to truth or dare, which leads to embarrassment, crazy situations, and maybe in true love. Teehee.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Hope by Aldara Gaea reviews
The story of how Alice Cullen came into being. Her life before immortality, the institute, her change and her quest to find Jasper and the Cullens. Please review if you want me to continue--rated for mild mature themes and mild violence in future chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,189 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper
In Too Deep by Courtney Confunded reviews
In April of 1912, a ship takes off to New York City with several passangers preparing for the remarkable journey. Though strangers at first, they all grow very familiar with one another, but nothing can save them from what's about to happen.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,938 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Rachel B., Finn H.
The Tutor by Olivia St. Clair reviews
When Bella Swan, leader of the social elite at Forks High, finds herself failing Spanish class, she turns to the nerdy, but cute Edward Cullen. The problem is, Edward doesn't really like Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,420 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Dreamers by The Minsk reviews
Finn and Rachel learn the hard way that not all dreams come true. But there's always enough time for a second chance.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,573 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Victim of a Teenage Nobody by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH "Mr Cullen, your new task is as simple as it is difficult." There was a pause and then the photo came down in front of me. "I want you to murder Miss Isabella Swan." Full summary inside. T for bad language, dark themes and strong sexual references
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,653 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
iSay I Do by coffee-stained lips reviews
A viewer sends in a challenge for Sam and Freddie: pretend to be married for a week! Response to a challenge by angels.02.music
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,137 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
First Impressions and Reflections by Ms. ST reviews
She had met him in a cafeteria in the fifth grade, and where she was outgoing and caring, he was shy and insensitive. These are the stories of Cassandra Penna and Sheldon Cooper from their first meeting to the very last day they ever see each other again.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,847 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Sheldon C. - Complete
Not All Dreams Come True by ShannyC1901 reviews
It's been years since Rachel and Finn have spoken. And things have changed, Rachel returns to Lima with a daughter, Finn is stuck alone attending night school. It took this for them to realize that Not All Dreams Come True
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,669 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B.
Draco at Pigfarts by vkarkheck reviews
In dedication of 'A Very Potter Musical' Draco finally gets to his dream school, Pigfarts, but he is sad and lonely without the one girl he's ever loved. He brings her back to Pigfarts with some other students from Pigfarts, and things go.. odd.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,626 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Closet Porn Star by eddiejazz reviews
Edward's overprotective mother thinks their new neighbor, Bella is perfect for him but he thinks he's way out of her league. Aside from thinking about her constantly, he often questions himself, 'Where have I seen her before'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,536 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Edward, Bella
Only Thing On My Mind by disconnectedsoul reviews
Finn's got the perfect, gorgeous, cheerleader girlfriend but is starting to realize that's not really what he wants. Finn/Rachel *permanent hiatus*
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Just Acting by Hazl reviews
Bella had always hated and loved Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen had always loved himself. He's the world's greatest movie star, who left Phoenix years ago to move to LA. Senior year rolls around, and he comes back to town. What will happen now? Pairing B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 150,100 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15805 - Favs: 6,973 - Follows: 3,200 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If You Love Something Give it Away by flaneuse89 reviews
Rachel and Finn try to begin new lives as they leave both Lima and each other after graduating high school. But their attempts to move on are futile, and certain relationships just can't be avoided when they're meant to be. Angst and heartache ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,976 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
You know you're a gleek when by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
How do you know if someone's a gleek? Maybe they have more glee music on their ipod than regular music? Or they quote glee on a daily basis? Or maybe, they do the things on this list...Rated T for possible course language and/or sexual content.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010
Hero by The Minsk reviews
Future-Fic. After High School, Finn joins the Army to make something of himself and learns what it means to be a true hero.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,800 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Seven Years Later by Thepolymathwriter reviews
Susie Pepper's the principal of WMHS? Sue Sylvester's still going strong in her bitterness? And Schue's moved on to bigger things? What will happen to New Directions and it's new instructor Kurt Hummel seven years after the first season of the show?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Kurt H.
Code of Conduct by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Disciplined Edward is hired as a bodyguard for Bella, a rebellious teen who is the police commssioner's daughter. Their relationship develops to something they don't expect, revealing inner demons for both. Rated M for language, drug use, and adult things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,569 - Reviews: 4841 - Favs: 3,780 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carousel by Anadabyel reviews
All Human- High School could be heaven or hell for new student Bella, but after a chance meeting with school studs Jasper and Edward her luck may change. Now Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,163 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Daddy's Girl by JunoLuv reviews
Sam's dad is back after ten years, but he only complicates things more for his daughter. WARNING: This story contains some graphic chizz. Why do you think it's rated M?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 109,284 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Glee Love by Soliepower reviews
Finn likes Rachel, and Rachel likes Finn. So why is everything so hard? Sorry I suck at summaries
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Finn H., Rachel B.
QuinnShots by smarty350 reviews
Quinn picks up the pieces of her life after the Baby-Daddy scandal breaks. Eventual Finn/Quinn, Puckleberry. Ch. 10: Epilogue
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Quinn F., Finn H. - Complete
The Babysitter's Club by WhiskyFlower reviews
Both Rachel and Puck need cash badly. When Rachel makes a babysitting company and has Puck as a partner humor, gleeky life lessons and tips about the proper way to woo a girl is learned. Puckleberry. Please Review! Flames accpeted! NEW CHAPTER IS UP!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,582 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
Sex, Lies, and Glee by The Minsk reviews
Finn and Rachel learn that if you add lying, sex and glee club together, it can be a dangerous mix.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,239 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
The Secret Agent's Booty Call by Twisted Ingenue reviews
Jesse St. James has never been up to anything good. He doesn't object to playing dirty when his stardom is on the line. In fact, dirty is the way he prefers to play it...especially when he wants to get inside Kurt Hummel's skinny jeans. SLASH. KurtxJesse
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Jesse sJ., Kurt H.
Talk Nerdy To Me by Spike'sSavior reviews
AU No babygate. Puck and Quinn have been friends their entire lives, they're also the two biggest nerds they know. When they decide that they should be themselves at school, their lives and friendship get complicated. Crap summary
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Puck, Quinn F.
Casting Call by The Minsk reviews
A/U. Finn Hudson responds to an open casting call for a new TV show and is thrust into a life he'd only ever dreamed of.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,709 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Someone to Fall Back On by JosieSwan reviews
Bella Swan is the most popular girl in school, but hasn't found true love. Edward Cullen is the quiet enigma. Can he manage to capture her attention before high school's over? Fluff Bella/Edward AH OOC Oneshot. Rated for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Treading Water by penny1200 reviews
When Puck learns Rachel can't swim before a big glee trip, he offers to teach her. Will their relationship grow, or will they kill each other first?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,717 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Piano Lessons by luckybear101 reviews
A piano lesson between Rachel and Finn gets a little out of hand. Due to popular demand, no longer a one-shot. *Now complete*
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,256 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Family Ties by The Minsk reviews
With changes at home and changes at school, Finn's going to need all the help he can get.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,694 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Between Two Men by lettersincognito reviews
Emma Pillsbury finds herself in a sticky situation, Will Schuester learns that he can't always get what he wants, Terri is getting up to no good and there's a new kid on the block! Lines are being crossed, hearts are being broken and secrets are revealed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,817 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Will S., Emma P.
Deceitful Seduction by apologetically-on-hiatus reviews
Puck is bent on making Kurt fall for him, the other gleeks are trying to keep Kurt away from Puck for his own good, and Kurt is confused when it comes to how he feels about everything. Puck/Kurt with mild Finn/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,244 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Kurt H., Puck
Just Friends by The Minsk reviews
Finn and Rachel have both moved on and are now seeing different people. So why is it so hard to accept that they're just friends now?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,834 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
These Days by Jaded Angel reviews
Post Sectionals. “If you need me, let me know, gonna be around. If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down.” OC; R/F; P/Q;
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,677 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Hey Jealousy by The Minsk reviews
He never thought he would ever know what it was like to be Rachel Berry. Now he knew. Rachel/Jesse & Rachel/Finn
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,361 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Can't Fight This Feeling by MewIchigoZoey reviews
She doesn't want anymore drama from him.."You can't be serious, Finn." "I'm as serious about this as you are about being on broad way." ..unfortunately she has a feeling that is exactly what she's going to be dealt...Finchel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,735 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Push It by mystic.x.o.pip reviews
Tina tries to seduce Artie. Artie tried to keep his hormones in check. Tina/Artie
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,188 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Tina C., Artie A. - Complete
Dumpster Diving by The Grimmy Reaper reviews
My take on the dumpster scene in the pilot. Contains slash! Finn/Kurt. Possible story, maybe one-shot. Tell me what you think! Rated M to be safe.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete