Ahoy there! Amber, 16, Australia. I love Twilight, Harry Potter and Darren Everett Criss, the supermegafoxyawesomehot Harry Potter from A Very Potter Musical & A Very Potter Sequel. (If you haven't seen AVPM or AVPS, GO YOUTUBE THEM!)
GLEEK FOR LIFE! Seriously, I love Glee more than anything else. Favourite character is Finn, OTP are Kurtofsky (Kurt and Karofsky) and Klaine (Kurt and Blaine)
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just won't cut it.
You're a 90's kid if:
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos Modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World...
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not.
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack.
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -Ghost Busters.
You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry-go-rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360
Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back then. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .
If you have ever tripped over air and expected Blaine to catch you copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a proud stalker and obsessed fan-girl of Darren Criss, copy and paste this.(Who isn't?!)
If you think rock, paper, scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (If we could solve wars with rock paper scissors, everyone would love each other...)
If you leave your window open at night hoping Finn will come in and sing you to sleep with your very own lullaby copy and paste this into your profile!
if you hate the fact that Cory Monteith isn't your boyfriend then copy and paste this to your profile
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate Sue Sylvester and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile
If you are in La-La land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you randomly start screaming "GLEE DID THIS!!" every time you hear a song that Glee covered, copy/paste this to your profile
You know your addiction to Glee is getting dangerous when you've added "Schuester" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile
If you think that Glee will rule the universe, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Finn and Rachel were meant to be together, copy this into your profile!
If you believe your own Finn is out there somewhere, add this.
If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of New Directions, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (Yes, I do, okay? Get over it! I don't care! ;) )
If whenever you see or hear the word 'Glee' you freak out and have a small fit because you love them so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go, post this.
If you think anyone from Glee is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If the only thing you think about is Glee copy and past this to your profile.
If you are in LOVE with Finn Hudson-Hummel, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your in love with a fictional character (like any of the New Directions or Mr. Schuester) copy and paste this to your profile
1. SOME OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET THEM? All sorts of mishaps and shenanigans
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Paint and posters of Glee & Twilight
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Not really...
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? GLEE!!
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 5:21 PM, June 16th, 1994
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Some goddamn Mountain Dew
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Things that are gone
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My iPod and my DS
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 176 centimetres (about 5'9")
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Yes, all the time
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Robert Pattinson in 'Remember Me'
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Something that smells nice
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I like brown and blue eyes, brown hair or black hair
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? IDK...
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? MOTHER!!
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Food
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Can't remember
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? I like lots of people
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? God no
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? HOT TOPIC!
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? My cat Bumblebee
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Psychotic vampire cat
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Probably
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? With words
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 69!!
31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes of course
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My best friend Mirusha
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People who are generally irritating
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I live in Australia...
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Money, sparkles, free stuff, boys from Ohio
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Only in my dreams
37. FIRST JOB? UNEMPLOYED!
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yeah, but not for a while
39. DO YOU SWEAR? No f*#&ing way
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? FACEBOOKING!
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Nope
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My brains
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Don't need them
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Money!!
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? IDK, around 3 maybe
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I think it was a book or something
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Not for ages
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Tresemme
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yeah it's alright
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Any type as long as it's meat
52. ANY BAD HABITS? None *looks around shiftily*
53. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don't use CD's anymore, MP3's only
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Of course I would, I'm totally awesome
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Sometimes
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Any way possible
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Don't know
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My Elmo plush toy
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Don't have one
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I HATE barney
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Just about every day
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? A mixture of both
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? It doesn't really matter to me
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Amby, Bamby, Hey you there, ETC
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Darren Everett Criss!! And Glee!
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? GLEE!!
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Caramel, vanilla, cookies and cream, banana
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? *checks hands and feet* Yes!
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Sports day at school
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #69? There was in my mind *suggestive wink*...
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Like 130 km/h
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? If they feel like it
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Freelance Whales
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My sister
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Face
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? All songs provoke thought
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Everything
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? June
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Gemini
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dark brown
86. EYE COLOR? Like Kurt's, but with yellow in the middle
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? KFC
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Only chicken
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? TV
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? June 16 or Christmas
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Piano (little bit) and sax
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Que?
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Both ;)
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Books
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Being environmentally friendly and not driving
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Vampire Academy and HARRY POTTER!
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: You mean the one in my dreams?
THE STUPID LIST!! BOLD THE THINGS THAT APPLY TO YOU
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (then it got caught in my hair)
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I LIVE IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY THAN MY NATIONALITY, so I MUST not care about my home country and be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I use SWEAR WORDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I HAVE ASPERGER'S SYNDROME, so I MUST be unable to communicate.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SCANDINAVIAN so I MUST be a tall blond with big boobs.
I'm ICELANDIC, so I MUST wear a horned helmet.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.
I write/read FanFiction, so I MUST have no life.