Sally the Sunflower
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Joined 05-06-09, id: 1925854, Profile Updated: 06-20-13
Author has written 5 stories for Star Wars, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Phineas and Ferb.

Hey, I'm Sally the Sunflower also known as Sarah. I'm not gonna write anything about myself ('cause you probably don't care anyway) but I will tell you my favourite books, movies and shows. Who knows maybe there's a new favourite for you in there :)

My favourite T.V. programs
Avatar: The Legend of Aang
Sponge Bob Square Pants
Phineas and Ferb
Criminal Minds
Star Trek: The Original Series
Star Trek: Enterprise
Star Trek:The Next Generation
Star Wars:The Clone Wars
The Big Bang Theory
Doctor Who
(I'm not a nerd at all, am I? ;)

My favourite movies
The Pirates of the Caribbean series
The Harry Potter series
The Lord of the Rings trilogy
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The Mupets Treasure Island(Best movie ever)
Coraline(It's kinda creepy but I love it)
Star Wars Prequel and Original Trilogies
Star Trek 2009
Star Trek IV The Voyage Home
Master and Commander:The Far Side of the World
Forest Gump


Harry Potter
His Dark Materials
Inheritance Cycle
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Anne of Green Gables
The Famous Five
The House of Night
The Power of Five
The Hunger Games

Chinese Cinderella
Born to Run
The Boy in the Stripped Pajamas
The Diary of Anne Frank
The Da Vinci Code
Angels and Demons
The Lost Symbol
American Gods

Quotes(I do enjoy a good quote)

Star Wars

"There's always a bigger fish."-Qui-Gon Jinn-Star Wars:The Phantom Menace

"These aren't the droids you're looking for." - Obi-Wan Kenobi-Star Wars:A New Hope

"I'll take care of this, Obi-wan. You, go find your girlfriend."-Anakin Skywalker
"Right...No! Anakin! She's not my..."-Obi-Wan Kenobi-Star Wars:The Clone Wars

"Do or do not there is no try."-Yoda-Star Wars:The Empire Strikes Back

"You look on edge."-Obi-Wan Kenobi
"There's a good chance we're about to destroy all life on this planet, including the Senator's and ours, so, yes. I'm on edge.Why aren't you?"- Anakin Skywalker
"I'm better at hiding it."-Obi-Wan Kenobi-Star Wars:The Clone Wars

"You did great today Snips,"- Anakin Skywalker
"It's all thanks to your training master."-Ahsoka Tano
"Your right, I probably do deserve most of the credit...but not all of it."-Anakin Skywalker
"It's a good thing I know you don't mean everything you say."- Ahsoka Tano- Star Wars: The Clone Wars

"Sorry Master, I forgot you don't like flying."-Anakin Skywalker
"I don't mind flying, but what you're doing is suicide!"- Obi-Wan Kenobi- Star Wars: Atttack of the Clones

"So, was that close enough for ya?"- Anakin Skywalker
"Any closer and we'd be flying down hallways."- Adi Gallia
"Ahh, next time."- Anakin Skywalker-Star Wars: The Clone Wars

"We'll have to stand and fight. Or in your case, just stand."- Obi-Wan Kenobi (To Satine) -Star Wars: The Clone Wars

"You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring Balance to the Force, not leave it in Darkness!"- Obi-Wan Kenobi
"I hate you!"- Anakin Skywalker
"You were my brother Anakin and I loved you."- Obi-Wan Kenobi- Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

"I could tell he definitely came from one of the aquatic planets. You know, one of the water worlds?"- Ahsoka Tano
"So you're saying there was something fishy about him?"- Tera Sinube- Star Wars:The Clone Wars

Star Trek

"Live long and prosper." - Spock-Star Trek

"Space:the final frontier.These are the voyages of the Star Ship Enterprise.It's five year mission:to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before."-James Kirk-Star Trek:The Original Series/Spock- Star Trek 2009 Movie/Picard - The Next Generation/ Archer - Enterprise

"Did you ever stop to think that it means you're not the hero? I beat people up and get the girl. I think we need to have a talk about the definition of hero."- Zachary Quinto
"I think we should talk about your passive aggressiveness."-Chris Pine-Interview with Scott Huver.

"You can whistle really loud, you know that?"-Jim-Star Trek 2009

"You, Ewok, fetch me Excalibur! The Nebuchanezer will survive, and I wont rest until I've killed every Terminator in Jurassic Park! Rufio! Rufio! Rufiooooooooooo!"- Kirk-Star Trek Confusion

"In space no one can hear you...BREAK EVERY LAW OF PHYSICS!"-Star Trek 2009 Rifftrax

Doctor Who

"Ugh, humans on buses. Always blame everything on me."- 10th Doctor-Doctor Who

"How does a crystal drive a bus?"- Christina
"In a...super clever...outer spacey way..."- 10th Doctor-Doctor Who

"You know your house right?- Lauren Cooper
"What?"-Mr Logan
"You know your house?"-Lauren Cooper
"Yah."- Mr Logan
"Is it bigger on the inside?"-Lauren Cooper-Catherine Tate and David Tenant Comic Relief sketch

"What's your name,anyway?"-Christina
"The Doctor."-10th Doctor
"Not your rank,your name."-Christina
"The Doctor."-10th Doctor
"First name?"-Christina
"The Doctor."-10th Doctor
"Last name?"-Christina
"The Doctor."-10th Doctor
"Your name's seriously 'The Doctor' ?"-Christina
"Yep."-10th Doctor
"That's not a name that's a complex."-Christina-Doctor Who

"I don't want to go."-10th Doctor's last words-Doctor Who

"If you're my babysitter why are you climbing in the window?"-Kazran Sardik
"Because if I was climbing out the window I'd be going in the wrong direction. Pay attention."-11th Doctor-Doctor Who

"Ah.Yes.Blimey.Sorry! Christmas Eve on a rooftop. Saw a chimney, my whole brain just went 'What the hell!' Don't worry fat fella will be doin' the rounds later, I'm just scoping out the general chimneyness."-11th Doctor-Doctor Who

"Who's she?"-11th Doctor
"Nobody important."-Kazran Sardick
'Nobody important.' Blimey,that's amazing. Do you know, in 900 years of time and space I've never met anyone who wasn't important before."-11th Doctor-Doctor Who

"Have you got a plan yet?"-Amy
"Yes, I do."-11th Doctor

"Are you lying?"-Amy
"Yes, I am."-11th Doctor-Doctor Who

"What have you done? What is this?!"-Kazran Sardick
"Found it on an old drive. Sorry about the picture quality. Had to recover the data using quantum enfolding... and a paper clip."-11th Doctor-Doctor Who

"I've never kissed anyone before. What do I do?"- Kazran Sardick
"Well...try and be all nervous and rubbish and a bit shaky."-11th Doctor

"Why?"-Kazran Sardick
"Because you're going to be like that anyway. Might as well make it part of the plan and then it'll feel on purpose. Off you go then."-11th Doctor-Doctor Who

"Has anyone ever told you that you're really weird?"-Craig
"They never really stop."-The 11th Doctor

"I'm the Doctor.Well,they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor,too."-11th Doctor

"Abigail's crying."-Kazran Sardick
"Yes."-11th Doctor
"When girls are crying, are you supposed to talk to them?"-Kazran Sardick
"I... have absolutely no idea."-11th Doctor-Doctor Who

"Can't we call for help?"-Rory
"Yeh, 'cos the universe is really quite small and there's bound to be someone nearby."-11th Doctor-Doctor Who

"Biting's excellent, it's like kissing, only there's a winner." - Idris- Doctor Who

"There's something I didn't get to say to you."- Idris
"Goodbye."- 11th Doctor
"No, I just wanted to say, hello. Hello Doctor. It's so very, very nice to meet you." -Idris- Doctor Who

"It's me, I'm the T.A.R.D.I.S."- Idris
"No you're not, you're a bite-y mad lady. The T.A.R.D.I.S is up and down-y stuff in a big blue box."-11th Doctor- Doctor who

"She's the T.A.R.D.I.S?"- Amy
"And she's a woman. She's a woman and she's the T.A.R.D.I.S."-11th Doctor
"Doctor, did you wish really hard?"-Amy
"Shut up, not like that."-11th Doctor- Doctor Who

"The angel is full of forests."- Matt Smith- Doctor Who series 5 bloopers

"What are you doing here?"- German Officer
"Well, I was on my way to this gay, gypsy bar mitvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought, '" Gosh! The Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Fuhrer."' Who's with me?"- River Song- Doctor Who

"You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful- and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they're dull as a brick; but then there's other people. And you meet them and you think 'Not bad, they're okay,' and when you get to know them...their faces just, sort of, become them, like their personality is written all over it, and then they just- turn into something so beautiful. Rory's the most beautiful man I've ever known. -Amy- Doctor Who

"You're completely mad."- Martha Jones
"You're right. I look daft with one shoe."- 10th Doctor- Doctor Who


"Run Forest, run!"-Jenny-Forest Gump

"That'll do pig, that'll do."- Farmer Hoggit- Babe

"Dr. Gablehouser."-Raj
"Dr. Koothrapalli."-Dr Gablehouser
"Dr. Gablehouser."-Leonard
"Dr. Hofstadter."-Dr Gablehouser
"Dr. Gablehouser."-Sheldon
"Dr. Cooper."-Dr Gablehouser
"Dr. Gablehouser."-Howard
"MR. Wolowitz."-Dr Gablehouser - The Big Bang Theory

"I'm not going to jail man. You know what they do to whales in jail? Nothing, 'cause whales are goddamn humongous, but it's still an inconvenience." -Whale-The Depressed Whale

"This is Appa my flying bison."- Aang
"Right...and this is Katara my flying sister."-Soka-Avatar:The Legend of Aang

"Dobby didn't mean to kill, only maim or seriously injure."-Dobby-Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows part 1

"You're a half vampire, but you're normal. I like that."-Cirque de Freak.

"And then I did this and then I did that and then I DIED because I SO BORING ALL THE TIME!"-Alex Reads Twilight (He's talking about Bella)

How inappropriot to call this planet earth when it is clearly ocean."-Arther C. Clark

"I know what you're going to say. She's my sister and I should be trying to get along with her."- Zuko
"No, she's crazy and she needs to go down."- Iroh-Avatar: The Legend of Aang

"You are awfully cute, but, unfortunatly for you you're made of meat."- Sokka- Avatar: The Legend of Aang

"It's suposed to be so deep that if you fell to the bottem and looked up you'd see a sky full of stars in the middle of the day."- Wybie-Coraline

"Giraffes don't just fall from the sky Miriam."- Mrs. Spink- Coraline

" If you must make a noise, make it quietly."- Stan Laural

"I like being able to say I banned Zak Effron." - Sterling Knight- Sonny with a Chance

"If we don't have the key, then we can't unlock whatever it is that we don't have that it unlocks, so what would be the point in having whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, if we don't have the key what unlocks it ." - Captain Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest

"Wait, wait wait! You're driving?!"- Peter Bishop
"O.K!"- Walter Bishop- Fringe

"It's the name of a character from Grand Theft Auto."-Rossi
Everyone else goes silent.
"What? I know things"-Rossi-Criminal Minds

"How did it go?"-Rossi
"Oh, we don't keep score at Jack's age."-Hotch
"That bad, huh?-Rossi
"Ya."-Hotch- Criminal Minds

"He has three pistin cups!"- Lightning McQueen
"He did what in his cup?!"-Mater- Cars.

"Do you know where you are Doc Martin- Doc Martin

Slán Leat-Sally The Sunflower

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Silence is Golden, but Ductape is Silver by tiff0795 reviews
Hey my name is Ferb Fletchure I know I'n the quiet one in the family. But I do talk and listen. In my journal, you will see MY point of view of all the wacky adventures my step-brother puts me through. Rated for multiple saying of the phrase "shut up".
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Ferb, Phineas
STARE WARS Episode I: The Phantom Plotline by LionLad reviews
In this parody, the galaxy's stupidest Jedi and his long-suffering apprentice rescue a hot queen and set off in search of the plot. Rated T for language.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,338 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala, Nute Gunray
Craziness, Candy, Jedi Knights, and WHAT! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Wolf brings all of the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, and Harry Potter characters to Earth. Prepare for chaos and randomness! Obi-Wan's a fan fiction author? Yoda's a rock star? Hermione hates America? Not to mention few are sane.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 132,970 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Just Another Day at the Office by Kita chan reviews
"Geordi. This is Riker we need you on the bridge. Data just puked." Co-written With Lightdragon1987, and major ooc.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Data
Thing's They Wouldn't Say by buckwolvhoosier reviews
My sister and I made these up when we were bored one night. They are random statements and spoofs that the inhabitants of Alagaesia would not normally say. I think it's really funny, but I want to know what you think :
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Oblivious by ElphieUpland reviews
The Doctor's companions all reflect on who the Doctor is and what they see in him. Set to Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah", with a different companion in every verse. Companions involved: Rory, Captain Jack, Amy, River Song, Martha, Donna, and Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Who is the Phantom Menace, anyway? by EinAffe reviews
An epic and hilarious or so I'm told rendering of TPM with a few twists and turns. Featuring bigger fish, infatuated handmaidens, random Anakin, weird Qui-Gon, hated-by-the-Force Obi-Wan and most important: galaxy-saving yellow letters! Finally COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 161,676 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Alagaesia Goes Crazy by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
COMPLETE Randomness shall reign supreme when Star Wars, Inheritance Cycle, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, and Harry Potter characters unite to unleash random havoc upon Alagaesia and the galaxy far far away, with the help of three insane authoresses...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 178,651 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
Companion by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
while trying to make a TARDIS, the Doctor and the TARDIS talk about the more recent companions.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Thank You, Master by HorseStar1 reviews
After the Empire rose, Ahsoka was sure Anakin was dead, never to leave Vader's body. Burdens of blame isolated her after his 'death', and a dream left her to realize that it wasn't so true. Oneshot not Anisoka, but could be interpreted that way.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Lumiya/Shira Brie, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Saints & Soldiers Revision by ThoseWereTheDays reviews
Following the devastation of Order 66, Jedi Knight Ahsoka Tano is forced to live a life of exile. COMPLETE
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,916 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Ahsoka T., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
The Locket, The Letter and The Lost Girl by Bekki reviews
A series of moments, bound together by their Wibbly Wobbly connection to a wolf-child and her necklace. Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,039 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor
Kyoshi Explains It All With Yangchen! by vifetoile89 reviews
A short story in which Kyoshi and Yangchen, over tea, explain to up-and-coming Avatar Korra the importance of shipping, good background music, and the Transitive Property of Awesome. Fourth-wall cracking. One-shot, silly.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
Sonata by Hematitebadger reviews
The TARDIS gets her chance to sing.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2010 - TARDIS, 11th Doctor - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed When by TheTrekkieGirl reviews
I'm not dead! But I have found how fun these are. More to come, and not just for Star Trek! I'm open to suggestions, and I'm SO sorry for leaving for over two months. I'm also bumping up the rating just in case.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
In a Galaxy Far Far Away by GothicCheshire reviews
Goddamn it Jim, I'm a Jedi Knight, not a decoy!" Being the Star Trek 2009 movie with a Star Wars twist, because the author is a Super Geek. Complete!
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,624 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Obi Wan and the Speeder or, Why He Hates Senators by Small J reviews
He hated parties. He hated senators. Jedi didn't hate, but he hated them all the same. Obi-Wan is forced to behave at a senate gala when all he wants to mayhem so he can sneak out. Watch what you wish for, little Jedi. 5/6 editing
Jedi Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,485 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
I Turned to You by Fantasywriter14 reviews
A life-long friendship comes to an end. Anakin & Obi-Wan. Vignette.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Room With A View by Akanesi reviews
Where are the Doctors who get sent away when the body regenerates? Where do they go to sit and watch someone new walk away with their body?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/1/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
BeamUp Gone Bad by TaintedAngel26 reviews
Anakin gets an unexpected visitor in the middle of the night--straight from Starfleet! Trek/Wars crossover--written veeerrry late at night. One shot.
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, J. Kirk - Complete
Disillusioned by The Dreaming Moon reviews
When Katara seeks comfort in the wrong places, she pushes away Aang, who is now disillusioned by the war. Modern AU with Kataangst.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,749 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Aang, Katara
I Don't believe Mario's last name is Mario AIO! by Super Fanfic Entertainment reviews
Full title: I Don't believe Mario's last name is Mario. All in one! All 5 parts of the series, have now been combined into one fanfic to make it more enjoyable! I describe the torture Mario would go through in his life if he is really named Mario Mario!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Mario, Luigi, Peach, Pauline - Complete
Jedi Don't Cry by RocketFAN reviews
OneShot. Sometimes, even the strongest of Jedi must give in to their emotions. And when Jedi Master, Qui-Gon Jinn discovers his Padawan, Obi-Wan Kenobi, doing just that, he assures him that he has nothing to be ashamed of. Pre-Episode I. A little cheesy...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Sand Storm by Sincosma reviews
Spock hated storms. A quite amusing encounter with an arrogant, reckless, and adorable little boy changes that. Especially after said boy jumps in a fish pond to save a starship. No slash, just fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Jedi Lullabies by KaleidoscopeKreation reviews
The biggest question for any Jedi:How do you get your Padawan to go to sleep? Each Jedi has a different, ridiculous answer, and as they seek to humiliate eachother, chaos ensues! However, much is gained including a new understanding of the force!COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,634 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Hate Me by Shyma Tavrott Lupin reviews
Hate Me So You Can Finally See What’s Good For You, My Brother" Non-Slash. Songfic-Hate Me By Blue October
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Tears by ForgottenMoonbeam92 reviews
The night after Qui-Gon is killed, Anakin wakes to find Obi-Wan by his bedside. Surprised that the reserved Jedi is seeking company, he hardly knows what to do. But sometimes, nothing needs to be done. Not slash!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Stupid & Stupider: A New Mope by Christy Tortland reviews
Parody of A New Hope. Fluke Skyflopper's a lazy, mopey whiner, Leia is obsessed with the color white, and Darth Elevator blows things up for no reason. Sort of sequel to Revenge of the Idiots, but it can be read alone.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,437 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader
The Grace Of Deception by Emerson Quinn reviews
How you can love something too jealousy can turn you to evil...and how the one thing you hated most will be that which saves you...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Ashes by Darth Nickels reviews
Uncle Owen knows a lot, but Luke knows he's wrong about old Ben Kenobi.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
My Trials by Whilom reviews
ObiWan believed he was ready for them. What he didn't know was how much they would cost.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Stupid & Stupider: The Revenge of the Idiots by Christy Tortland reviews
A parody of Revenge of the Sith. Anakin loves detonators and skateboards, Obi Wan's a space pirate, Soda's a Pepsiaholic, Scalpatine's a figurine collector, and Crabme is a neat freak.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 45,585 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Painful Remembrance by BreathingFlames reviews
Vader remembers.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
Unbreakable Mask by Silver Caracal reviews
Anakin Skywalker rises from his inner exile to witness Obi-Wan’s death. Vignette.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Traces of Human by Huntress of the stars reviews
Anakin returns to Naboo as Vader, to visit Padme's grave, and contemplates his fate. One-shot. Random fluff. AnakinPadme. Please don't hate me.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Truth Is by PadmeKSkywalker reviews
As Anakin Skywalker, now Darth Vader, reflects on the gifts Lord Sidious has given him, he realizes that there is something missing—and remembers the one who gave it to him long ago. A vignette, sort of AniObi. A little bit AU.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
Reflection by vader-incarnate reviews
A reflection on hatred. What does Lord Vader hate most in the galaxy?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Darth Vader - Complete
The Game Show by PearlGirl reviews
FINISHED! This story is about the Enterprise going on a game show. This story includes: severe insanity, rambling, and The Question Box of Doom
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,945 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 4/13/2003 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
Versus by Blynneda reviews
A series of largely unrelated stories that are FUNNY! Please trust me! Unless you don't think they're funny. Then they aren't. **Spock vs. Birthdays**
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,236 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003
Weakening by obaona reviews
Set during A New Hope, after Obi-Wan's death but before the Battle of Yavin. Vader's POV (Vader angst - yup, apparently it is possible!)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2002
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Of UnderWater Quests and Useless 'Inators' reviews
Phineas, Ferb and Co build a submarine and set off in search of adventure. However, when they crashland in Bikini Bottem it is up to Sponge-Bob and his friends to help the children in their search for the parts they need to get home.
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2011
You NoLonger Care reviews
Palpatine talking about how Vader just doesn't care any more. Story better than summary
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
What About Me? reviews
Obi-Wan's thoughts when Qui-Gon decides to train Anakin.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Set in Stone reviews
Vader visits Padmés grave. I suck at summeries, I know.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Since what? reviews
Just something I wrote based on a line from A New Hope.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete