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Hello, my name is Haley. I'm a seventeen year old author.
I write mostly Horror like Silent Hill and Resident Evil.
I have wrote a few Mario stories, and a Fatal Frame story. I do write some Romance, but let's just say.. I'm better off just sticking to Horror.
Some of my stories suck, but I think I'm getting better and better at writing stories.
Last year when I first joined Fanfiction.net, I had no writing expierence what so ever, but I'm learning.
So, take a look at my stories.
The story that I'm focusing on now is Midwich High (Silent Hill fic), It's a Romance story.
Favorite Games: Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Mario, The Legend of Zelda.
Stories that I have made or that's in progress:
Fatal Frame 5: (Cancelled)
I've made this story way back in November. It got cancelled after two chapters because It had no reviews, and zero views. It was about a seventeen year old girl named Ayame Yamada as she goes to look for her dog Toshi in a Mansion. She then finds an Antique Camera, and then quickly discovers it kills ghosts.
Paper Mario 4: Paper Luigi (Cancelled)
In this game, Luigi's first ever adventure starts here with Paper Mario 4: Paper Luigi. Luigi makes his way to the Mushroom Kingdom, and then is sent to a dark town called Dark Ville, and saves Peach and Mario. To do this, Luigi must collect the eight Shadow Crystals scattered all around Dark Ville. Never seen before partners. It got cancelled after four chapters.
Paper Mario 4: Prelude of Light (Cancelled)
This is about the Fourth Paper Mario game. In this game, he wasn't traveling to Mushroom Kingdom, Rougeport ,or Flipside, he was going to a completely new place, outer space. Bowser had once again lifted Peach's castle up into the sky. This time it wasn't on Bowser's castle, it was inside a bubble. That bubble can only be broken by collecting a certain Magic Wand called The Prelude of Light. And also, collect the ten Pearl Hearts. It got cancelled after three chapters.
Resident Evil High: (Cancelled)
This story is all about the Resident Evil characters dealing with High School: Teen Pregnancies, Murderers, Child Abuse, Marriage, and sex. It got cancelled after seven chapters.
Resident Evil: Zombie High (Cancelled)
This was my first story! It's not that great.. I cancelled it after six chapters. One day, the Resident Evil characters go to High School and then the school gets infested with zombies, and creatures. Rated M for deaths, and adult situations.
Resident High School: (In-Progress)
I've started this in like March and I've never updated since some time in the first of April. Don't worry, guys! I haven't forgot about this story, I just didn't get around to chapter 8 (I think that's what chapter I left off on..), but I've just been busy writing my other stories.
Midwich High: (In-Progress)
Okay, this story I've left off at chapter 9? I think, anyways. I didn't forget about this story either, I'll update soon, almost done writing it. It's the Silent Hill game series in case you didn't know!
Resident Evil: Umbrella Conspiracy (In-Progress)
I just updated the last chapter yesterday on May 10, 2010. I'm working on this story at the moment. I didn't actually make this story up, It's the first Resident Evil Novel. I'm not trying to take credit for this story or anything, I'm telling you flat out that It's not mine, It's word for word from the novel. I'm writing all of the novels, there's seven of them. Actually more than seven if you're counting the movie novels. I think there's like twenty-seven or twenty-eight chapters in each of them, so It's gonna take me awhile to do them all, don't get impatient with me. It's for people who maybe wanted to read the novels but never got the chance, or couldn't afford a novel because they couldn't even afford to put food on the table. I'll get the next chapter up soon, I promise. Oh, and I almost forgot, these stories cover everything about the game. Umbrella Conspiracy (which is the one I'm working on now) deals with the first Resident Evil game and the Mansion Incident, City of The Dead covers the events of Resident Evil 2, Resident Evil 3 is just called Nemesis, and then there's Zero Hour which covers Resident Evil 0, then there's Code Veronica which covers the game Resident Evil: Code Veronica (x, or whatever game you prefer). Also, I will be doing the movie novels like the first film, Apocalypse (the best one), and Extinction. There's 2 extra novels that are based on the game, but are completely different, like with different characters, they are: Caliban Cove, and Underworld. I suggest reading the novels in the order that I put them in.. it'll help alot, and you'll understand everything a bit more. The novels are a bit more descriptive then the game, it gives you more of a back story of each character, like about their pasts. It just describes everything more. Hope you have fun reading the novels, might take a year to get them all completed, like twenty some chapters in each one, some novels even thirty, that's alot. Anyways, have a great day!
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
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I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
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I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
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I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
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I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
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FRIENDS: Never ask for drinks
FRIENDS: Call you parents by Mr. Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days than gives it back
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if thats what the crowd is doing
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college (a.k.a: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
FRIENDS: Lie to you to make you feel better BEST FRIENDS: Tell you the strait out truth.
"Wake Up,Get on computer,Read, Eat, Read, Go to School, Read, Eat, Read, Go to Sleep, Repeat" (If thats what you do copy and put ur name. Sin-Skyeon, Haley Trapp,)
"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous
There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!.
If you dont like my driving stay off the sidewalk
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
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Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Aliases/Nicknames: Hay, Haley-Poo, Haley-Puddle, Hay-Hay.
Age: 14 Years.
Birthday: November 6th, 1995.
Chinese Horoscope: I think It's the Boar.
Eye Color: Brown.
Hair Color/Description: It's a dark brown color, and It goes down past my shoulders. It's really curly and thick, that's why I straighten it every day.
Height: It was like a year or two ago the last time I got checked, and I think it was like 5'3 or something like that.
Weight: 105 (yes, I'm a fatass).
Right-Handed/Left-Handed/Ambidextrous: Right-Handed, I can't do anything with my Left-Hand.
Smoke/Drink:I don't smoke (Atleast not yet, I'm only 14. I'm not planning to though). I'm not a heavy drinker, my parents would kill me. I do have like one whole cooler at like Christmas or special occasions.
Tattooes/Piercings: I have no tattooes, when I'm older I plan on getting one, just a tiny one. I have my bellybutton pierced, I use to have my nose pierced but it fell out. I really want my tongue done.
Location: Cape Breton, NS, Canada.
Marital Status: Single :(
Orientation: Straight (gays and lesbians are like ew).
Education: I'm still in Junior High. I can't wait to get the hell out of there.
Celestial Bodies: Mars, I think.
Season: If you mean what season I was born in, then Autumn. But if you mean my favorite season, then Spring.
Gemstone: Topaz, ew. I dislike yellow.
Favorite Colors: Turquoise.
Favorite Activities: Writing, playing videogames, drawing (even though I suck at it, bad. It's still fun), Inventing videogames.
Member of This Site For: Only a year. I'm pretty sure I created it in May of '09.
Fandoms: I read mostly Mario, Silent Hill, Legend of Zelda, Resident Evil.
Preferred Genres: I love drama genres (especially High School ones), and Horror genres.
All-Time Favorite Characters (In No Particular Order: Claire Redfield (Resident Evil), Heather Mason (Silent Hill), Jill Valentine (Residnet Evil), Link (Legend of Zelda), Boo (Mario).
Characters I Hate the Most (In No Particular Order): Wario (Mario), Sheva Alomar (Resident Evil), Yoshi (Mario), Wheeler (Silent Hill).
More About Me:
I write mostly Romance Fiction. I'd love for you to read my stories, review if you have time. Reviews make me feel so great. I'm an author of 12 stories I think. I find that my writing isn't as strong as everyone else's, I've just started to learn how to write. I do use correct grammar though. One day I feel that I will be an exelent writer, I can't wait 'till that day comes. After all, I'm only fourteen. I still have the rest of my life to get better at writing.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Bella or Jacob?
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Werewolves or Vampires?
S.c.h.o.o.l: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.
School for 12 years, College for 4 years, Work until you die.. Great.
Sometimes I wish I could be like the white crayon in the box. That way, no one would ever use me.
I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die.
There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "if" in life.
And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.
Oh so you can join the army when your 16, but you have to be 21 to drink?
If 2012 does begin to happen ..We'll just have Kanye interrupt it
And then God created Saturn ..and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
People say you can't live without love.. I think oxygen is more important XD
The guy who discovered milk, what the hell was he doing with the cow?
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"
My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Perfect men are only fictional.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is man's way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
You know you're Canadian when...
Your car trunk doubles as a fridge in winter.
You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette? I spilled poutine on the chesterfield."
You like Cuba because you know there no one will hear your accent and assume you're American.
You know what a double-double is.
You get confused when characters refer to Farenheit temperatures on movies and TV. You have no idea what that temperature is.
You know -15C is warm weather. And -25C is just a bit chilly.
You have a stash of Canadian Tire money at the ready somewhere in the house.
You go to the washroom, not the restroom.
You use a pen to add the missing "u"s and "e"s to your non-Canadian textbooks.
You know the french equivalent to "free", "prize", "no fat", "no sugar added", and "Roll up to win!" due to extensive study of bilingual packaging.
You keep an eye on your small pets when outside so they're not carried off by the local wildlife. Even when you live in a big city.
You know the intricate art that is snowman making, and by just looking at the snow can tell wether its the right kind to get artistic.
You design your Halloween costume to go over a snow suit.
You know the four seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Road Work/Construction.
You know what an innukshuk is and how to build one.
You know how to spell and pronounce "Saskatchewan".
You hear at least 8 diferent languages (besides English and French) being spoken no matter where you are and only really notice it if you don't recognise one of them.
You know the right pronunciation of the last letter of the English alphabet is "zed".
You see random wildlife truging around your city, but only really notice it if its a dangerous animal like a coyote or a moose.
You know moose and caribou are dangerous and why.
You've eaten Beaver Tails at local festivals.
You know what a Beaver Tail is.
You know Mounties don't always look like that.
You drive in a highway, not a freeway.
You draw with pencil crayons, not colouring pencils.
You eat buns, not rolls.
You love to brag that celebrities like Jim Carrey, Ryan Reynolds, Simple Plan, etc are Canadian.
You drink pop, not soda.
You're not offended by the term "homo milk", and know what that means.
You have an entire drawer near the entrance to your house only for mitts, gloves, and touques/winter hats.
You know what a toque is.
Your first instinct when you enter a house is to take off your shoes.
You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
You can drink legally while still a teen.
You know Toronto is not a province, nor is it the capital of Canada.
You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
Someone stepped on your foot. You apologise.
You stepped on someone's foot. You apologize, then apologize for making them apologize.
You know the difference between real snow and "television" snow -- the white stuff that passes for snow on tv and in films. You scream, "For Christsake! That should be sticking to their pants!" and "Lookit, it's not melting! That's so not snow!" when watching 'Winter' scenes.
You know the meaning of "lay down like a polar bear!", and why its important.
You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and consider it far more polite than "Huh?"
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
You go tobogganing, not sledging.
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If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
You've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
would like to honor those who died in the Virginia Tech massacre on Monday, April 16, 2007. If you would like to do the same, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Shadow Princess 15, Ocarina of Twilight, Twilight Being92, hamxham, cakedoughnutschickenboob, Ultra Drama Queen, Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret,michikoneko, Midnight Tornado, SkytheHawk, AnimeGirl1220
I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by putting this in my profile. If you would like to as well, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool) Ultra Drama Queen (R.I.P dudes and dudettes that died that fateful day, may God bless your souls), Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret,michikoneko, Midnight Tornado, SkytheHawk (Rest in peace everyone), AnimeGirl1220 (Rest in Peace)
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
You love hoodies.
You wear lip gloss/stick.
ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? When I was two years old, I ran into a glass table and cut the corner of my eye.
WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Purple walls, white ceiling.
DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Nope.
WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Mostly Pop.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Around six in the evening.
WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? All the makeup/clothes in the world, hair extentions, fake nails, a tan.
WHAT DO YOU MISS? My money.
WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My makeup and clothes.
HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'4
DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Err... it depends...
DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? I'm scared of everything.
THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My stupid BITCH of a mother.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Umm.. I love any kind of perfume that smells good..
WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Brown or green.
WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Hopefully a nice fancy dinner, expensive dinner I may add.
COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee is just gross. So Energy Drink.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheeze and sauce.
IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? For food; subway. For junk; ice cream.
WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Can't remember.
DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Not as of yet.
ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? A little.
FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don't like clothing brands, I like nice fancy stores.
DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? A Tabby cat named Bella, and an ugly Lab named Caper (Eww I hate him, he's so gross).
WHAT KIND IS IT? I already stated in the above post.
WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I'd have a one night stand, not like fall in love with them.
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Not sure. Just maybe say it flat out?
SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: THIRTEEN! That's my favorite number.
BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? I am a brunette so... GO BRUNETTES!!!!
WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? If you mean who's number I call the most, then that would be my friend Kayla's.
WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? School and ugly/fat people.
HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Yes... I live in Canada.. if you mean have I ever been out of Canada, then no I have not.
YOUR WEAKNESSES? WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME UGLY/ FAT!!!
MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Well I didn't meet a celebrity but I've seen them...
FIRST JOB? Too young to work.
EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Uh yes.. who hasn't?
WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading fanfictions.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes, on my asshole. LMAO, sorry to be gross, just being honest.
WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair, makeup, clothes and body
HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Ew no, I will not get braces. I don't need 'em anyways.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Money, my birthday is in four days as a matter of fact (Nov 06).
HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Er like two.
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