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Joined 05-06-09, id: 1926037, Profile Updated: 06-12-14
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Gone.

Announcement: I suck at following through.

Formerly Known As: Fairy-of-Darkness, DarkFairie, Josette Blanchard, Jossylyn Blanchard. Yeah, I know. I should stop changing my penname. But oops I did it again.

Listening to: One for the Road by Arctic Monkeys


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Stories

Third Wheel- A parody involving a certain human's imminent death. Forget bloody. It's going to be sparkly.


Me

College student. Dreamer. Schemer. Netflix watcher. Chronic procrastinator. Major nerd. Voracious reader. Amateur journalist. Music purist. Foodie. Writer.


Shout out to mains:

Most of you know who you are. All of my peoples at 4kids: Love you all. Keep it real.

The other two thirds that make up the GOLDEN TRIO:

Sabrina Terade: You're not like a sister to me, you are a sister to me. You were one of those people who (sad as it sounds) was my friend when friends were in short supply. Your fanfiction was the first fanfiction I ever LOVED. Lost track of how many years. I'm senile. It feels like forever

Remy (blue.lllamas): I hope we never lose touch. I look forward to more inspiration from your weird, twisted, messed up, amazingness. Also I STILL love you. Like, a lot. :) My hair kind of crawled back to me so I'm assuming you either released it or it escaped. Btw: There are soooooo many "L"s in your penname. I approves, but Jossy knows not how to spellz it.

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Black Mud Swamp by Zadien reviews
Completed! The Winx Club and Specialists are split up looking for the Trix. Musa and Riven discover them in the Black Mud Swamp and they need to work together and overcome their differences in order to safely survive a hostile environment, a witchy ex-girlfriend and her megalomaniac sisters. Perhaps something more will come of this partnership, if they can get over their flaws.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,392 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 6/9/2008 - [Musa, Riven]
Winxspray by Totally Lori reviews
AU Follow the original characters of the Winx Club show as they go through all the drama and humor of high school, along with putting on a musical - especially one like Hairspray. Slow(ish)-building relationships (and some friendships); traditional, canon couples. A/N is included in the first chapter for more details. Chapter 12 is up!
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,949 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Winx Club, Specialists
The Musa Wars by Aelfstangard reviews
Riven is forced by his father to take to him a wife by year's end or lose his right to the throne. This sparks a three-way battle among those who want to become his queen. Who lives? Who dies? Whom does Riven finally marry?
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,391 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Musa, Darcy, Riven
Shego And The Trix by Aelfstangard reviews
Shego is fed up with her dead-end existence in Middleton and decides to have the Tempus Simia take her on a new adventure which lands her in Cloud Tower and at the feet of The Trix. An alternate universe story combining the Winx Club and Kim Possible. Cover art: Shego and M'Trika sparring by Max Blackrabbit.
Crossover - Kim Possible & Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 82,118 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Kim P., Shego, Icy, Winx Club - Complete
The Danger of Love by lilkyonkyon reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Child Psychology by Neuroses-Isn't-Just-A-Word reviews
As a general rule, Lyn didn't like working with con artists. They were like children but instead of their antics being cute they were felonies. And Neal Caffrey was the Child King.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,304 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010
Freudian Slip by Cadmium Poisoning reviews
Haruhi has had enough of host club's crazy ways. "I'm STILL not even close to working off my debt, I have to to listen to your damn fighting EVERY DAY, and I still haven't had any Ootori-" Ooops. KyouHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,566 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
Red Light, Green Light by orchidvines reviews
You're a little screwed up. No, seriously. Everything you meddle in just spontaneously combusts. Kind of like the Midas Touch, but just, you know, less about gold and more about crap. Emma, Modern Day.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,840 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
How Severus Snape Became a Death Eater by blue.lllamas reviews
Dumbledore's hand snaked out and lightly smacked Lupin's butt. Severus smiled sneakily as he brushed back his mullet. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Unexpected by emberfire411 reviews
AU, the Winx girls are living in New York City, where danger and romance are never far apart. One night, Bloom is robbed coming back from a night club. This leads to an unexpected rescue, which leads to an unexpected romance. Sparxshipping.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,162 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bloom, Baltor - Complete
Two Worlds Collide by CrazedHumor reviews
The teen heartthrob and well known bad boy, that had most to all girls screaming his name, was only feet from her.And she had just made a fool of herself in front of him.Hold on…She was going to be in a movie with Chad Dylan Cooper?Was she still in WI? AU
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Wahnsinn des Herzens by Kikurukina Bal Des'cagel reviews
The ravings and madness of the heart of a fugitive princess.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Diaspro, Baltor
The Masquerade by LadyTerade reviews
When Darcy is isolated on one of the Trix's first assignments, invade the Red Fountain Masquerade Ball, she finds solace in the last person she expects. A one-shot.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Darcy - Complete
The Visionary: A Halfie in Magix by LoveLoveLovix reviews
Rory has always been the odd girl out. She's half witch, half fairy, all cool. So Rory is enrolling in the fairy-witch program at Alfea and Cloud Tower. But will training be enough to save her from evil Lundorix, a villain who wants the crystal Rory owns?
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Mirta, Fargonda
Everything For A Price by Masako Moonshade reviews
Katara is in dire need, and she is willing to take help wherever she can find it. Zuko can help, but he asks for an unusual exchange. Zutara Now Complete!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,141 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Merits of Marriage by darknessfollows reviews
Because Ohtori Kyouya and Fujioka Haruhi can't possibly have a normal happily ever after. One shots from their engagement and marriage following no particular order.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,389 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 3,698 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Applying the Laws of Physics by Tranquillezza reviews
Haruhi needs help in physics in order to keep up her grades, and Kyouya just so happens to be her tutor. So why is Haruhi's face all red? Implied KyouyaxHaruhi. Oneshot. Please Read & Review! Slightly re-edited
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Getting His Head Shrunk by SigmaTheta reviews
Kyouya's not crazy, but his therapist may be before this is over. KyouyaHaruhi. Written for empath eia on hc flashfic.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Proposition by Avelynn Tame reviews
Kyoya attempts to offer Haruhi a job. Haruhi attempts to reject it. But it's not just a job he's offering, if she'd only listen. Kyoya/Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Harry Potter Buys Life Insurance by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P.
On A First Date With Icy by Aelfstangard reviews
This is an exposé on Icy as well as a general guide on how to date a Witch and live to tell the tale.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
All I Want For Christmas by Greekchic reviews
Oneshot, songfic. Christmas is approaching and James wants only one thing for Christmas: Lily Evans. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 153 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Third Wheel reviews
If I killed Bella, I can't help but wonder if Edward would hit me with his sparkly, Gucci purse. **** Major Overhaul Rewrite.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Edward, Jessica
Click, Click reviews
Click, safe. Click, deadly. Drake has a plan. T for violence.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Drake M. - Complete
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