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Joined 05-06-09, id: 1926425, Profile Updated: 03-20-13

Name: 小应爱

Age: 二十

Location: 美国

我 喜欢 Supernatural, Harry Potter, Naruto, 和 Final Fantasy.

Funny and random things:

1.These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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Dreams and Darkness Collide by Epic Solemnity reviews
AUSLASH! Though he was raised without the expectation of saving the world, Harry still possesses a savior complex. Only, it's so dark and twistedly immoral, he created an alter ego to practice vigilantism. His second identity makes a name for himself and immediately ensnares Minister Riddle's complete and obsessive attention. A game of cat and mouse begins and morals are questioned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 215,747 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 3,230 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 5/16/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Kingsley S.
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,748 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 3,016 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Professor Strife by Basilton reviews
For once, Cloud has his life sorted out. Going from delivery boy to travelling healer in the post-Meteor world, he finally has peace. When Denzel travels back through time, he has to leave it all behind to help his son in the world he thought he escaped. But taking Hojo's job? That was an accident. Mostly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,362 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Denzel
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 312,620 - Reviews: 2958 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 3,279 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Their Verdict of Vagaries by Angstier reviews
• "All who fall under your gaze become accused of a silent crime… and I am yet to understand why." -Riddle. Gray!Harry lost in love and misery. Redemption, betrayal, Death Eaters, Dumbledore & the story of Grindelwald. Voldemort's rise to power. HP/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 81 - Words: 635,223 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Ripples in Time by ShivaVixen reviews
Time Travel AU. Second chances, Redemption, and a Gamble of faith. They've done the impossible before, this time it's all or nothing, and they plan on 'all'. Warning: Story will go into Psychological issues, violence, mild cursing and ocasional pseudo-science and mysticism.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,128 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Cloud S., Cid H., Vincent V., Rufus - Complete
Malady by Ziggy Pasta reviews
As tragedy plagues a young Cloud, he turns to Zack for a source of comfort and strength. As their relationship turns intimate, Cloud slowly develops a strange illness that may leave him broken and amnesic to the life he once shared with Zack. ZackXCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 365,340 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3275 - Favs: 6,393 - Follows: 8,506 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Desire by Aly208 reviews
Ponyboy's body starts to become more developed as he gets older. Unfortunately, this causes some boys to sexually harass him. The gang is beyond pissed.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,014 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Ponyboy C.
Always Us by KrisEleven reviews
They were meant to be together, but what if Niko had not saved them? What would they have become then? Dark!Circle written for icecreamlova.
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,899 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Visitations by carzla reviews
[One Shot - Based on 'The Fifth Act'] On Cloud's suggestion, Vincent takes Sephiroth to see Lucrecia. What they did not expect was to get a surprise visitor... or two.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Vincent V., Sephiroth, Lucrecia C. - Complete
After The 5th Act by Eriol-sama reviews
A collection of stories that picks up right after the epilogue of Sinnatious' The Fifth Act. It will focus more on the interaction of Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack, Genesis, Angeal and Kunsel also his 'nephew'. This is Gen, at least for now ;P
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,737 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
His Pretty Lips, Another's Lies SamDean NC17 by LadyCrystalCastalia reviews
A painful encounter with a Shapeshifter leaves Sam shaken and starts taking a toll on the boys relationship. Unwilling to let the son of a btch destroy everything, Dean decides he and Sam need a break from saving people if they're going to save themselves
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,283 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 4,436 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 4,491 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Time you go on by RueNeko reviews
It's the Marauders' third year of schooling, and they're still as naughty as ever. Gail Forester is an unattractive girl. How will she ever make it through school without being the target of pranks? Rated for eventual mature content. Permanent hiatus, eventual rework.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 267,631 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - OC, Remus L.
Aporia by Lnzy1 reviews
The day the new Allspark came into being was the day Sam Witwicky died. But a millennia later on a renewed Cybertron, a new life is sparked; One with green optics and memories of another world. AU movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,210 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews
Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 3,310 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Fusion by Knowing Shadows reviews
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Yaoi Cloud Strife finds it hard to deal with what he had to do to save his world, but now the Planet will give him a chance to change things for himself and for General Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 156,498 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Learning Life Over by Meander Later reviews
Harry was a workaholic Auror, and happy that way. He did not ask Malfoy to kidnap him and teach him the finer points of pleasure. HPDM slash, HBP spoilers. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 184,803 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete