Schnuffelrudel
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Hi there :o)

Schnuffelrudel
- is married, but no devoted little wifey (my hubby is going to love this *lol)
- is a reader/writer/translator/beta (projects are to find at the german ffnet-counterpart - www[dot]fanfiktion[dot]de/u/schnuffelrudel and www[dot]fanfiktion[dot]de /u/anja-tina)
- is a night owl
- hates sony and microsoft
- loves apple
- is playing the guitar
- loves her mac
- loves lush fresh handmade cosmetics
- is tweeting continually - meet me there: twitter[dot]com/schnuffelrudel
- thinks hard rock/heavy metal is essential
- loves twilight
- adores the hunger games
- is reading way too much
- likes the mortal instruments
- is in love with bones aka crispin (night huntress), dr. sheldon cooper, and m. shadows (avenged sevenfold)
- 's life motto: "anyone who thinks that sunshine is pure happiness, has never danced in the rain."

"women are attracted to men with good grammar and a sense of humor. men are attracted to women with vaginas." whoever said this, thank you, you are dear right!!!

that's all for now ;o)

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The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9445 - Favs: 7,828 - Follows: 7,905 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Delicate Dance of Marriage by funkydiva1978 reviews
Married for Love, In a marriage for Appearance: He broke her heart on the night she had the biggest news to tell him. What will Edward do when he realizes Bella wants to move on. Fight for her, or let her go.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 239,064 - Reviews: 2572 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 2,497 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Roads by prassacut reviews
When Edward & Jasper met one drunken night, neither of them could have known how much that chance encounter would change their lives. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,087 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14773 - Favs: 11,218 - Follows: 8,006 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7190 - Favs: 6,160 - Follows: 4,262 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4491 - Favs: 4,347 - Follows: 4,579 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5511 - Favs: 6,920 - Follows: 5,269 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Ain't Waiting For The World To Change by Koschka reviews
Avenged Sevenfold's drummer had suddenly died. Thirty-three year old Kim Aldrin got the job and tried to handle the crazy guys, who still grieve about their beloved friend. See, if she managed it
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,821 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6404 - Favs: 3,059 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 2,359 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Existence and Essence by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Bonne Foi from Bella’s point of view. Bella knows the man she meets late one night on campus is not what he seems, but is that reason enough to turn away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12623 - Favs: 10,362 - Follows: 4,479 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8905 - Favs: 5,777 - Follows: 3,910 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12606 - Favs: 7,328 - Follows: 3,526 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 10,148 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eddie's Little Secret by jajo reviews
What is real and what is fiction? Bc right now Edward is a player with a harem of 8 women, Bella could care less about Edward's love life, Emmett and Jasper are the perfect couple, Alice is an ice queen clueless about her looks, & Rosalie can avoid love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,733 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pieces by crimsonmarie reviews
A tragic accident and failed relationships. An absent father and overbearing parents. The desperate need to move on and a new beginning. Can they put each other back together or will they destroy themselves trying? AH, M for future chapters. On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,277 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5786 - Favs: 6,926 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2596 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6457 - Favs: 9,232 - Follows: 4,171 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5784 - Favs: 4,006 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Moonless Night by Sunray16 reviews
This is my version of New Moon as told from Edward's point of view. The dialogue is borrowed from New Moon when Edward and Bella are together , but the rest is my interpretation of what the story would have been like if Edward would have told it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 128,291 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One More Shot by DeadlyKittenKay reviews
They thought their relationship started with a one night stand, but the more they learn the more the past is revealed. When it shows that Fate may be involved, will Alice and Jasper give it One More Shot? AH/AU COLLAB WITH KIRMIT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 285,945 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
To Desire by Erestellea reviews
Edward enrolls in Forks High after hunting humans. For the first time in his existence, he craves a human's body more than her blood. Will he realize that Bella is the girl of his dreams, or will his lust get in the way? Very detailed, Lemons, BxE love!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forgive Me by AgentStarbuck reviews
The ending of New Moon from Edward's perspective, starting from his reunion with Bella. Edward/Bella. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Know I Make You Wanna Scream
Was als entspannender Tag mit einem guten Buch beginnt, entwickelt sich zum heißesten Tag ihres Lebens – und das nicht nur wegen des Wetters. Musik, Männer, Schweiß, Tattoos, ein Auto, ein Motorrad und das ganz große Abenteuer.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - German - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,075 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Complete