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Joined 05-07-09, id: 1926942, Profile Updated: 10-18-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Warning: I do not update regularly!! So if you are looking for a story that has a new chapter up every week/two weeks, do not read mine!! (And I know that that is a bad thing to write on my profile, but I don't want people to be disappointed if my story/ies never get updated.)

I update more on so if you have an account there and want to read some of my stuff, that's the place to be!

Anywho, enough of that...

Hey! How are you?? I love writing (when I can be bothered to) so I hope you all enjoy the ones I have written and the ones I'll hopefully write in the future! If you have any ideas that you can't be bothered to write yourself, let me know and I'll see if I can be bothered to write it lol!! Oh, and please review my stories, I don't slave over a keyboard for hours on end for you not to let me know what you think! If you think about it, you spend about five minutes reading, whats another one to leave a comment?! Pwetty pweese??

Here are a few random, and probably not very interesting, facts about me:

~ My real name is Charis (pronounced Karis, I'm probably gonna get it changed to that)

~ I live in the middle of nowhere in England, well, its not the middle of nowhere, but its crappy and no one seems to have heard of it lol!

~ I am terrified of butterflies and moths!

~ I am really tall for my age!

~ I am a proud member of TEAM JASPER!

~ My comfort food is dipping my finger in a marmite jar and eating it straight!

~ I like to sleep in a huge t-shirt that my parents got me from America that says 'Hold Your Horses' and 'Do What You Like, Like What You Do'!

~ Twilight has officially taken over 89 percent of my brain! (The other 11 percent is taken up with useless school work, family, friends and McFly!)

~ I will most likely piss myself when New Moon comes out in the movies!

~ Jackson Rathbone (aka Jasper Hale) is the most gorgeous man on the planet! If you have a problem and or objection with that, keep it it to yourself, coz I don't wanna hear it!

~ My friend and I write some Twilight/McFly/Us stories that will not be posted on here!! Sorry people!! But you would hate me for eternity if you read them!! Especially fans of Rosalie!! (coz she gets killed!)

~ The only reason I go to school is to see my friends!

~ I want a horse but my parents limit me to one hour a week of horse riding =(

~ When I grow up I want to be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna have groupies!! Not really! When I grow up I want to be a farmer. No, seriously! Don't laugh!

~ When I was about 12 I broke my leg go-karting and had to have my leg in a plaster while I did my key stage 2 SATS tests!

~I am pretty much addicted to Oasis (the drink not the band)!

~My personal 'hot guy order' of Twilight is as follows (hottest first): Jasper, Jacob, Emmett, Edward, Carlisle!

~I had something to write here so I logged in to change it, but I've forgotten so this will have to do!

~ I am the single most maddest person you will ever have the misfortune to know exists. Examples of my maddness are: I have three people living in my head; when I ever go to America I am English it hurts; potatoes are one of my all time favourite foods!

So in conclusion: I am mad, I am tall, I am a crazy Twilight fan and I love reading fan fics!!

things 2 post on your profile
(if u wanna)

If you love Jasper Hale more than Edward Cullen and if you think that Edward needs to get over himself and stop calling himself a monster, and stop thinking that he is the only one that has problems in Cullen family, and if you think that he needs to just go DIE IN A FREAKING HOLE BECAUSE JASPER WILL ALWAYS BE WAAAY BETTER THAN HIM... Copy and paste this onto your profile...or is that just me?

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Jasper got out of control in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that Jasper exists, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Jasper, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to be Alice just because she's with Jasper, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

Emmett's the Strongest.
Rosalie's the Hottest.
Edward's the Fastest.
Alice's the Quirkiest.
Bella's the... umm... uh...

But ONLY JASPER can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone FEEL Jealous.
Jasper: You Jealous yet?

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Twilight Saga Prompt Drabbles by the-glory-days reviews
My drabbles based on the weekly prompt provided by for forks sake. This will be updated weekly with a different canon pairing each time and rating, depending on the drabble. These used to be posted individually but I chose to combine them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11453 - Favs: 11,531 - Follows: 5,911 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Collide by MartiniBaby1 reviews
As usual, Bella is late for work and as she crosses the street -without looking-, a cycling music teacher, better know as Edward Cullen, must do all he can to avoid her. But the collision that follows will change their lives for good. All human, AU & OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,180 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilulz by queenbellaloca reviews
The Cullen Clan like you've never seen them before. Warning: Extremely OOC. Gratuitous use of knitting, drugs, and pwning. You've been warned. Emmett/Jasper slash. Other fun pairings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,518 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Break the Sky by kfoster2519 reviews
Sequel to Not Your Concern, Deciding to deal with her past, Bella must return to Phoenix to sell her mother's house, leaving Edward and Forks behind. Will she be able to deal with the past and find her way home? AH//AU//OOC//Canon TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,508 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
In Another Life by the-glory-days reviews
When Edward Cullen is killed in a car accident, it’s Bella Swan who finds herself helping his ghost find out why he died. All-Human, AU, A Twilight Retelling.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,222 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Acting Out by eroticfan reviews
AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,996 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Geeks Get the Girls “Off the Page” Contest by the-glory-days reviews
Valedictorian Edward Cullen finally works up the nerve to tell Isabella Swan that he loves her. Unfortunately, he’s picked the wrong stage. What ensues may be the best day of his life.-- WON FIRST PLACE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Do It, an Alphabet Weekends Outtake by the-glory-days reviews
As talked about in Alphabet Weekend, this is the story of Edward convincing Bella to lose their virginity to each other, and the answer to the infamous ‘no kissing’ rule.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 146 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let's Talk About Sex, Baby! by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Edward and Bella are married, but their sex life leaves something to be desired. How can they turn things around? A/H, A/U, E/B, lemons, fluff, funnies!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Twilight An Alternative Ending reviews
An alternative ending to Twilight. Bella wakes up in hospital after nearly being killed by James in the ballet studio. However, she doesn't remember it. Her earliest memory is unpacking there in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,561 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
What If? reviews
ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! What if there was no Rosalie, meaning both Emmett and Edward were single? What if, on Bella's first day at Forks, Edward was away, hunting? What if Bella saw Emmett first? !ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella