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Joined 05-07-09, id: 1927063, Profile Updated: 08-23-11

Hello! My name is... well, that's not really the point is it? The truth is, I don't really have a name. I was raised by a clan of aliens after they stole me from my birth parents. Whenever I can get away from the watchful eyes of my alien family, I go on to Fanfiction so that I can get my daily dose of the written language. The reason I don't have a name is because, as everyone knows, aliens don't need to speak. They just use brain waves to "talk" to people. So, I never actually needed a name. But, if you really want to call me something, call me uncontrollableranter.


Yes. I am leaving Fanfiction.

This doesn't mean I will never come back, but I can't focus on real life (ugh, I know. real life sucks) and write consistently for fanfiction at the same time. I'm so sorry to everyone who has been leaving me reviews and sending me messages begging me to update. SO SORRY. I cannot repeat it enough. I'm sort of too ashamed to write to each of you specifically, so I'm copping out and writing a general message here. I'm just so busy these days; I barely have time to write as it is--if I do have time, I want to spend it on my OWN creativity, not on someone else's characters.

Who knows? Perhaps you all will one day read one of my stories in print, rather through cyberspace ;)

I recommend that everyone here should also take a break from fanfiction.

Try reading one of the stories below instead:

Princess Bride

Sense and Sensibility

Pride and Prejudice

Their Eyes were Watching God

Tom Sawyer

Huckleberry Fin

North and South

The Works of William Shakespeare

Cyrano de Bergerac

The Pearl

The Old Man and the Sea

The Mortal Instruments Series

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The Danger of Love by lilkyonkyon reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ginny, Hermione and the Half Blood Prince by mokimik reviews
Because we already know what Harry did during his 6th year, and Ron did do nothing but snog: It's time for a girl-view on Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince. Find out what Hermione and Ginny have on their mind during the events of the 6th book!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 125,644 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Sick of Shadows by Lettered reviews
Margaret and Mr. Thornton gradually get to know each other better. With conversation, balls, politics, and Fanny.
North and South - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,573 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011
There's something about Mary by greyandgrey reviews
Another odd sequel to Pride and Prejudice, Marycentred, showing the adventures of the Bennets as they try to cope with the twists and turns of their new situation. The title might ring a bell...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 178,090 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Mary
The Occluded Soul by Aurette reviews
Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,039 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 3,637 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Love Story, Sort Of by MuslimBarbie reviews
"I hate you." "Rot in hell." – Whoever said that love stories need to make sense? Not that they have a love story. Because they don't. Not really... Only sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Detained by se1ge reviews
Marcus is becoming obsessed with Katie. The last thing he ever plans to do is let her know. Katie is becoming obsessed with Marcus. Her life would be far easier if she weren't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 91,859 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Katie B., Marcus F.
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3148 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Six Foot Of Ginger Idiot by Pinky Brown reviews
Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,584 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 4,202 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Thirty Kisses by Kasuchi reviews
Thirty missing moments from OotP. Thirty kisses that never happened. RHr [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,370 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete