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Joined 05-07-09, id: 1927110, Profile Updated: 06-21-12
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello! I'm Sonya, a lot of people just call me Sofa, but you can pretty much call me anything. The chances are I will respond. I'm not very good with writing things about myself, so I've stolen a few things from various other profiles...

Basic Things:
Name: I do believe I went over this in the previous little blurb.

Age: I'll give you my birth date instead! Remember kids, math is your friend! (And it will keep from having to update this yearly...)

Birth date: 8/14/94

Eyes: blue...grey...ish.

Hair: It's a lighter brown color. Kind of wavy. Kind of boring, but it doesn't look so bad, so I don't complain.

Astrological/Zodiac: Leo the lion! Hear me roar! Also, year of the dog. Awwww yeah.

Religion: Buddhist...sort of :) I mostly just follow the general principles of it, and I'm not horribly strict. I just think it's a good way to lead your life.

Nationality: ...American, unfortunately. But hey, we're not ALL that bad, you know? Some of us can be fairly cool!

Siblings: An older brother in college. We get on well enough, when we see each other. But mostly we just stay out of each other's way, whether we want to or not.

Pets: Currently, I own a little cat named Velcro. She enjoys jumping on people's backs and shoulders, and her claws make her stick to clothing like velcro. Mostly, though, we just call her Kitty or meow at her until she pays attention to us.

I also own a rescue dog named Bonnie. She's an Australian cattle dog mix who likes to bark a lot, run in circles excitedly, and nip at your toes when you walk down the hallway. When she bites you, it means she loves you!

Current fandoms and pairings: currently, the fandom that owns my life is Hetalia. My OTP is USUK, but other favorites include Franada and Spamano.

So, I guess you could say I've been writing for a while. I had an old account here where I posted all of my godawful fanwork that came out of my 11 year old mind, but it's been long since abandoned. I've been writing off and on for a while now, but I haven't been inspired until recently to actually work on a long-term project. Blame Hetalia.

I'm currently working on a USUK AU, which I will try to update on a regular basis. I am slow as a writer, though, so it may be a week or two at least between updates. This is just a fun project for me, so I'm taking it at my own pace :) (or, it might take me a year to update. That tends to happen)

Another futuristic AU, "A Kind of Existence", is also in the works. It is a sister story to Kirara2256's "Spaces". So check them both out!

Link to my dA account (because, yes, I am sure you wanted to know it):

And, that's all I've got for you! Have a nice day :) Thanks for stopping to read my story, and to take a peek at my profile.

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You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
USUK Child Rearing Diaries by Jay1892 reviews
Alfred always noticed how Arthur's attitude changed when around children and that got him thinking. After being married for three years Why not start a family? USUK fluff! No mpreg!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,200 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - America, England/Britain
My Firearm is My Friend by Jay1892 reviews
After the 9/11 attack America isolates himself, refusing to make contact with others out of paranoia that they too might turn on him. No one has been able to get through to him or make him stop sleeping with a gun by his side, but can England save him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,037 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It was Tuesday by TechnoRanma reviews
CEO Arthur Kirkland is overworked and overstressed. Well, he is, until his relationship with his new secretary, Alfred F. Jones, turns into something different altogether. Now he's just over. UK/US Office AU 4/10
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,173 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - England/Britain, America
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Don't You Know Which Clothes Even Fit Me? by CarbonBlack reviews
When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,843 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - America, England/Britain
The Secret by Smrtypantz reviews
Arthur's sister, engaged to prince Alfred, is killed before she even meets him. Arthur's parents do not want to shame themselves by ending the engagement and force Arthur to dress like his sister and marry Alfred instead. But can this secret be kept?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,084 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
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He's Not Flesh And Blood reviews
Allow me to introduce ARTHER, the Artifical Reasoning, Thinking, and Humor Emulation Robot designed by Alfred F. Jones to mimic human intellect and emotion. But, of course, there are reasons Artificial Intelligence is not to be dabbled with too much. AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - England/Britain, America
A Kind of Existence reviews
Alfred and Arthur have had their hard times, but they always manage. Fast forward 100 years, when space colonization is all the rage, and Alfred is forced to leave Earth and lead his empire's expedition. But...absence makes the heart grow fonder, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - England/Britain, America
Good Fences Make Good Neighbors reviews
Things are going badly for Arthur Kirkland, who has just moved from England to Texas for schooling purposes, until he meets his new neighbor, Alfred, who is currently working as a ranch hand. Then things just start going horribly. AU. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,152 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - England/Britain, America