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Joined 05-07-09, id: 1927355, Profile Updated: 08-03-11
Author has written 27 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Batman.

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Batman #317

Riddler robs a truck full of chickens. It’s without a doubt the best thing ever. (It does actually lead up to a pretty nefarious objective, but still)

Batman #362

Riddler is working at a vineyard as therapy. Whether that is part of his rehabilitation or if he decided to do it on his own accord, I don’t know. And what exactly is his job? He twists the bottles daily, so as not to let the wine pool and sully its flavor. The process is called...wait for it...riddling. As if that isn’t enough, Riddler has two ass-shots. Revel in that image for a while.

There’s also a pretty fun story in #400. Remember Bane’s first appearance, the Knightfall thing where he lets all the villains loose because he’s such a genius and master strategist? Yeah, Ra’s al Ghul’s already done it. (Not the exact same but close enough.)

I’ll probably enlarge this profile later, but for now this will have to do.

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Not Playing with a Full Deck by 4ofCups reviews
Gotham's most feared criminal has been insulted on a grand scale. What type of revenge will he exact on the woman who's responsible? Lois Lane will find out the hard way. This Joker is feral, bloodthirsty and hungry for revenge. Mature content.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 276,128 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
The Mobius Strip by BiteMeTechie reviews
The end comes. It is just as the beginning.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Solo by BiteMeTechie reviews
Stephanie Brown stumbles into a case with few leads. With Tim off doing the Batman and Robin thing, she's running short on allies. Looks like she's going to have to solve this one on her own. Well...mostly.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Stephanie B., Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Cloak and Dagger by Liave Ekeli reviews
A man is found dead with a playing card in his pocket, and the fear of a new time of terror spreads through Gotham. And as the ghost of the Joker haunts the city, ghosts from Bruce Wayne's past come back to haunt him. A sequel to 'Smoke and Mirrors'.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,062 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Going for Broke by Checkerboards reviews
Ah, Arkham Asylum, the place that Gotham loves to hate. But Arkham's out of money! What schemes will unfold to keep Gotham's least loved landmark in business?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - The Joker - Complete
Bats of a Leather by Xrai reviews
Ficlets and drabbles of various themes concerning the Dark Knight and other villains/heroes of Gotham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 64 - Words: 22,866 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P.
Do You Play? by Esperata reviews
My first venture into Batman fanfics, featuring two of my favourite villains - Scarecrow and the Mad Hatter. As the King said 'Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end'.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 48,705 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
Me & My Old Lady by Madame Estrella reviews
Why won't you let me help you?" She pleaded reaching out to him in every way. "You can't save me, Harley."
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,387 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Joker
JxHQ: To Catch A Thief by princessebee reviews
A mysterious rash of Charlie Chaplin crimes are sweeping Gotham City and it seems they're designed to attract the attention of the Joker. Just who is behind them - and why? COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,062 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Twenty Questions by The Insanity of it All reviews
The rise of a peculiar villain with a thing for puzzles, and his subsequent descent into darkness...Cue the Riddler.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Bruce W./Batman
Surreal TV by The Laughing Fish reviews
In an attempt to boost ratings, the Joker becomes the star of a reality show. But how will Harley react to the sight of her ex on national television? A joint effort by Princessebee and Jarec. UPDATED! Chapter Eleven by Jarec
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,553 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Child's Play by Checkerboards reviews
It's never too late to have a happy childhood...with a little help from your friends, of course.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Poison Ivy, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
The Horrible Sickness by Lauralot reviews
What's worse than the Clown Prince of Crime? The Clown Prince of Crime with a fever. Rated for language, violence, and briefly disgusting content, but mostly for safety.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
In the Eye of the Hurricane by Lady of Pride reviews
The Riddler’s arrival in Gotham City has sparked the interest of Arkham’s inmates. The Joker and Jonathan Crane feel it’s only fair that they throw him a proper welcoming party... -no slash-
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,685 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
Bloodlust by Amigodude reviews
Just you wait a little while, the nasty man will come, with his lariat and his knife, he will chop you up." - by Just Another Soul and Amigodude
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,306 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009
Dripping In Bruises by walkingthecow reviews
He doesn't remember. JxH
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
JxHQ: Penance by princessebee reviews
Harley's screwed up big this time. Dark fic.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Immaculate by Just Another Soul reviews
Carnage, turmoil, and the ever frequent sound of echoing gunshots. Nobody is shocked or disturbed. Murder is an everyday occurrence in Roanapur... but somebody has to clean up the mess. A one-shot Sawyer the Cleaner centric.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Sawyer - Complete
Fraternizing by Kim Starfish reviews
She was a murmur of a heartbeat under the buzz of all his constant thought. What could never be. Riddler, Harley, Joker.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Harley Quinn, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
The Faith of Averages by LameBicycle98 reviews
She did not die. Of course he comes looking for her. Harvey/Rachel
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Harvey D., Rachel D. - Complete
Paper Hearts by BiteMeTechie reviews
Decades after the heyday of villainy and still, there's no such thing as happily ever after.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
DCU: Fan Mail by princessebee reviews
In a drab, dreary, deadly place like Arkham Asylum, a fella has to make his own fun. Luckily for The Joker, fun tends to come to him. Warnings for some very strong themes, some language and some offensive epithets used.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
JxHQ: Satisfaction by princessebee reviews
A naughty little vignette set early in Joker and Harley's relationship. How far will she go for him - and what kind of satisfaction does she get from it? Warnings for sexual references.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Sing Sweet Nightingale by BiteMeTechie reviews
There's a reason why Oswald Cobblepot stopped frequenting the opera...
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2007 - O. Cobblepot/Penguin - Complete
Asylum by Twinings reviews
Arkham Asylum: the place where everyone needs a hug.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,320 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
Psychosis by Tendo Rei reviews
There is something worse than insanity in Gotham tonight. Final chapter added.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,214 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Rules of the Game by Alan Strauss reviews
Kidnapping. Extortion. Batman. In other words, business as usual for the Riddler, at least until an unlikely accident places the Dark Knight at his mercy. Yet what seems like good fortune, may wind up being the hardest decison of Nigma's life.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Catch Me When I Fall by Gladrial10 reviews
Harley becomes overly dramatic and Joker's trying his best not to care. JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
What is Forever? by Twinings reviews
What is forever? How long does true love last?
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Arkham by Mizamour reviews
When you flip a coin, it’s never true. You throw it upward, it turns and then arcs into the air, and when it falls down you sometimes look at it, sometimes catch it and flip it down, oppositeside, onto your arm. Who knows which way someone will choose...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Complete
In the Very Haunts of Men by PikaCheeka reviews
Jonathan Crane runs into the Scarecrow many years after he last saw him as a teenager, and is persuaded into his life of crime through a series of taunts and memories. Early Comicverse [not movierelated based on SC:Year 1] T for mild language.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2005
Jason and Me by David Hines reviews
Stephanie Brown investigates some old history. Spoiler for Robin 125 and on (but if you read Wizard or the like you already know); destined to be jossed in short order.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2004
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Everyday Occurrences reviews
Gotham is the place for you.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 45 - Words: 71,685 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 10/22/2012
Impossible reviews
Matt Hagen is facing a new reality. But at least he isn't alone.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Complete
Moments of Madness reviews
Love works in mysterious ways. It wears many faces, but the first cut is always the deepest.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Complete
Destiny reviews
For some, it was always too late.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Seasons reviews
A woman with a purpose ponders her work. Seasons change, and her views with them.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Poison Ivy - Complete
Welcome To Me reviews
To be lost in another's mind is never easy. The newest Alice struggles to understand or break free, or maybe she does nothing at all.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Twists and Turns reviews
The Riddler is up to something. Curiosity is in the Cat's nature. A branch of the Sphinx series.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Selina K./Catwoman, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Christmas in Gotham reviews
A series of one-shots featuring the villains of Gotham and their adventures during the holidays.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,519 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009
Two Roads reviews
Harvey Dent is not an easy man to be around. He may act cruel or compassionate, selfless or selfish. But one thing is certain: He's always fair.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Two-Face - Complete
Grave reviews
Fearing the grave is understandable. Especially when it gets tired of waiting for you.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Complete
Flowers and Sunshine reviews
Something new and alien has hit the streets of Gotham: Happiness. If nothing is done quickly, the city will be drowned in bright colors and fluffy feelings.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,006 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Bags of Flesh reviews
A series of bizarre murders shake the city of Gotham. The victims are all found in peculiar, eerily lifelike poses.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Ometochtli reviews
Why is the ocean always angry? Part of the Sphinx series.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Selina K./Catwoman, Edward N./The Riddler
Phonecalls reviews
That night a loud and cruel ringing was heard throughout the darkness of the city.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Love is pain reviews
True love, the kind that lights up your whole world, is often found in the darkest of places. Bruce Wayne's daughter is about to find out the hard way.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Joker - Complete
House Where Nobody Lives reviews
It is not safe in the hallways at night.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Poison Ivy - Complete
The Natural Balance reviews
Gotham City is introduced to the wrath of nature herself.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,554 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Childhood's End reviews
Do not go gentle into that good night. Sherry Squires contest entry.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Return of the Sphinx reviews
Another day, another meeting of unusual people. Sequel to Sphinx.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Selina K./Catwoman, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Unnerving reviews
There was something in that voice that sent chills down his spine. Something unnerving.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Joker - Complete
Nary a Cloud in the Sky reviews
A snippet from the childhood of the aristocrat of crime, The Penguin.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Oswald C./Penguin - Complete
Sphinx reviews
What do you call the most puzzling cat of all?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Selina K./Catwoman, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Slaughterhouse Five reviews
An unwanted visit in suburban Gotham.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
City of Gods reviews
Gotham’s resident saint/lunatic faces a mysterious new threat.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,169 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Rumor reviews
Rumors can be nasty things.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
World of Rooftops reviews
An attempt at depicting the Riddler's outlook on life.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Reptile Blues reviews
Killer Croc one-shot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Killer Croc - Complete