Bamboozlepig
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Joined 05-08-09, id: 1927947, Profile Updated: 01-25-16
Author has written 32 stories for Adam-12, Route 66, Emergency, Twister, Public Enemies, and Gone with the Wind.

UPDATE, 1/23/16: I found out that an essay writing site in the UK had my "Angel's Miracle" fic submitted to their site by a "student". I have never given permission for my work to be submitted to this site and it's appalling to think that someone ripped off my story, word for word, and gave it to this site to be published. I have contacted the essay site and asked that my story be removed from their collection, informing them that whoever submitted it plagiarised from me and submitted illegally gained content to their site (which promises originality in whatever essays you purchase from them). The link to the site is www [dot] UKEssays [dot] com. The link to the content in question is: www [dot] ukessays [dot] com [backslash] essays [backslash] english-literature [backslash] its-a-wonderful-life-english-literature-essay [dot] php

UPDATE, 1/25/16: The UK Essay site has since removed the story that was plagiarised from me and submitted to their site. I have emailed them to thank them for removing it and I've urged them to investigate the person who submitted it because obviously that person has no scruples and is willing to not only boldly steal and pass off someone else's work as their own, but they're also willing to submit it to a site under the guise that it is an original essay. Had that site tried to sell my story as an original essay, they and the person who submitted it could've been sued because they would've been violating the copyright held by Universal/MarkVII since the story clearly was a fanfiction piece and NOT an essay.

Anyone tempted to plagiarise from me should be forewarned that I run all of my stories and essays through a couple of different plagiarism checkers on a regular basis. I'm urging all writers to also consider doing the same for their stories, just to make sure no unscrupulous, talentless asshole is trying to steal their hard work.


Thank you to everyone who has read, reviewed, or favorited my stories, I appreciate it!

For now I'm stripping my profile back to basics and I'm not including anything about myself on here.

Please note that I don't do beta work, I don't accept story requests, and I don't co-author with anyone.

As to the two unfinished stories "In the Aftermath of Hell" and "Courage Under Fire", I have no guarantee that the muse will ever get back to them to finish them. However, due to issues I will not go into, I cannot remove those two stories from any of the sites they're posted on. I also do NOT give permission for anyone else to try to finish those stories for me and I ask for that to please be respected.

The Jean Reed fic, the Chet fic and the Brice fic I try to work on whenever I can. Unfortunately, a lot of my free time anymore is eaten up with real life obligations, plus my chronic health issues can often interfere with the muse's creative energies. I've come to accept those things are beyond my control and all I can do is roll with them. I do wish I could recapture the muse's energy that was so active when I first started back at writing stories seven years ago, but time changes everything, including that. I'm not sharing this for sympathy, I'm sharing this so people will hopefully understand the reason behind my glacially slow posting pace.

The photo I'm using for my avatar was taken by me at a local fire scene in February of 2002.

The current disclaimer on my stories states: ALL ORIGINAL CONTENT OF THIS STORY, INCLUDING MY OWN CREATED FANON, CHARACTERS OR OTHER SPECIFIC DETAILS UNIQUE TO MY WORK IS THE SOLE PROPERTY OF BAMBOOZLEPIG AND MAY NOT BE USED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. This means I don't want ANYONE, whether it's another writer or a website owner, distributing my work or otherwise using my original characters or content without my permission. This also includes not using any of the unique fanon I have created for any of the characters. If you cannot verify it as being canon from the show, then it's not yours to use. Remember, the point of writing is to come up with your OWN ideas, not to borrow heavily from other writers and try to recycle their stuff for your own use.


Favorite quotes:

"Don't ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness." —Anonymous

"Sometimes 'the majority' only means all the fools are on the same side."—Anonymous

"A good story cannot be devised; it has to be distilled. I always regard the first draft as raw material. What seems to be alive in it is what belongs in the story." —Raymond Chandler, from a 1950s letter to a friend

"I don't know, I'm making this up as I go." —Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark, 1981

"The thing about a story is that you dream it as you tell it, hoping that others might then dream along with you, and in this way memory and imagination and language combine to make spirits in the head. There is the illusion of aliveness." -Tim O'Brien, The Things They Carried, 1990

"My dear, I don't give a damn." —Rhett Butler from Margaret Mitchell's 1936 novel Gone With the Wind

"But down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid. He is the hero; he is everything. He must be a complete man and a common man and yet an unusual man. He must be a man of honor–by instinct, by inevitability, without thought of it, and certainly without saying it. He must be the best man in his world and a good enough man for any world. He has a sense of character, or he would not know his job. He is a lonely man and his pride is that you will treat him as a proud man or be very sorry you ever saw him. He has a range of awareness that startles you, but it belongs to him by right, because it belongs to the world he lives in. If there were enough like him, the world would be a very safe place to live in, without becoming too dull to be worth living in. The story is this man's adventure in search of a hidden truth, and it would be no adventure if it did not happen to a man fit for adventure."—Raymond Chandler, The Simple Art of Murder, 1934

"He felt like somebody had taken the lid off life and let him see the works."—Dashiell Hammett, The Maltese Falcon, 1929

"Nick Yanov stared at the sleeping ducks in the peaceful pond and said, 'They were just policemen. Rather ordinary young guys, I thought. Maybe a little lonelier than some. Maybe they banded together when they were especially lonely. Or scared.' [Yanov] looked up at the brooding darkness, at the tarnished misty moon. There were no stars. Not even the great star could pierce that black sky. Nick Yanov stood where they had put their blankets down, close enough to the water to pretend they were with nature, here in the bowels of the violent city. He felt some light mocking rain, yet longed to stay here in the solitude, while dead leaves scraped at his feet like perishing brown parchment. Then he flipped the cigarette into the pond and heard the hiss and watched it float. He was immediately sorry he did it. Yet there was other debris on the still water and in the bushes if one used the moonlight to look closely. He didn't want to look closely. He preferred to think it was lovely and clean and pastoral here by the silent lagoon and the slumbering ducks in the icy water. Where the choirboys frolicked in the duck shit."—Joseph Wambaugh, The Choirboys, 1975

"Time takes it all, whether you want it to or not Time takes it all, bears it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again. I think about all of us. Walking our own Green Mile, each in our own time." —Stephen King, The Green Mile, 1996

"You have to dream intentionally. Most people dream a dream when they are asleep. But to be a writer, you have to dream while you are awake, intentionally." —Haruki Murakami


OTHER SITES I AM ON: (links aren't working)

Archive of Our Own, WWOMB, Fictionpress, the Mark VII Fanfiction Realm, all under the same name of Bamboozlepig

My tumblr blog is called "The Crazy World of Bamboozlepig"

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There Is a Season by girlville reviews
This fic starts at the beginning. It is primarily a character study.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,517 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 11/16/2014 - R. Goren, A. Eames
Bells and Whistles, Smoke and Mirrors by mapark reviews
A not-so-typical day of fighting fires and performing rescues, with some magic thrown in for good measure.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,189 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Complete
Anagrams Run Through It All by NineMilesNorth reviews
Anagram-framed stories involving each crew member of A-shift and missing or wandering children.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 87,511 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Complete
Black Holes by Enfleurage reviews
It's a slow fall into accepting the unthinkable when it happens
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Complete
Glue by Nick-ed reviews
Jim Ignatowski remembers, regrets, and may or may not be able to move on. Unless his friends can help him. M for drugs, talk of suicide, language, and Louie.
Taxi - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Complete
Annie, Annie, Are You Okay? by The Delirium Threemen reviews
Some new equipment, changes in protocols, combined with Chet and Johnny end up having consequences for poor Annie.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/29/2013 - C. Kelly, J. Gage - Complete
The Death Of Me by Cruelest Sea reviews
There was a man who created a monster. There was never any happy ending. He was never saved.
Incredible Hulk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
Fire In The Hole! by Dianne reviews
Johnny's survived snake bites, burns, being hit by a car and the Phantom's pranks, but will he survive the great Halloween chilli cook-off? Inspired by an email joke someone sent me and all the lovely Emergency stories out there in fanfic.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,778 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - J. Gage, R. DeSoto - Complete
The Ghost by the Machine by Sally Mn reviews
Orac brings just one back... Post Gauda Prime, with all that that entails.
Blakes 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Blake, Orac - Complete
The Blackberry Bush by inexceliousdeo reviews
If you want to pull somebody out of a blackberry bush, you have to expect that you'll cut your own hands on the thorns. SLASH
Route 66 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Complete
The Empty Seat by Ariane Rivendell reviews
Stoker's disquieting thoughts after Cap suffers an electric shock in 'The Great Crash Diet.' A bit of a character study of Mike & Cap . Rated T for language.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - M. Stoker - Complete
Honey, Johnny Turned The Kids Orange by The Delirium Threemen reviews
This story is in response to Ginger's Freeze Frame Challenge.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - R. DeSoto, J. Gage - Complete
Nine Lives by Dianne reviews
"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." - Gandhi This is a response to the 'no guarantees' Challenges issued by Ginger.
Emergency - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,856 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Published: 4/9/2011 - J. Gage, R. DeSoto - Complete
Lucky Dog by Kelmin reviews
Life as a dog at Station 51.
Emergency - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete
The Cat Came Back by sbgrrl reviews
John Gage gets suckered into spending Halloween with the DeSoto family. All he has to do is survive a couple shifts. Should be easy...as long as he doesn't think about the moon, which will be full on Halloween of 1974. For the second time in October.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,368 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - J. Gage, R. DeSoto - Complete
Cave In by JoAnn Stuart reviews
Can Johnny survive a shift with Brice? Or will the experience cause him to cave?
Emergency - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - J. Gage - Complete
Run by Yum reviews
A call turns out not to be a call after all, but someone still needed help.
Emergency - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,956 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - J. Gage, R. DeSoto - Complete
The Phantom, the Pigeon, and the Bush Poodle by ConeycatJr reviews
Johnny and Chet head off on a fishing trip. Three guesses whether another adventure intervenes.
Emergency - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Published: 9/12/2009 - J. Gage, C. Kelly - Complete
The Ballad of Billie and Johnny by Gene Kelly reviews
They knew him as the myth. She knew him as just Johnny. ::rating to be safe::
Public Enemies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
All You Need Is Love by Peaches the First reviews
Formerly Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds. Snapshots of the lives of the grown up Peanuts from the 1960's onward. Rated for drug use and references to sexuality.
Peanuts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,689 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Mole Day on the USS Enterprise by Lord of the Shadows reviews
Mr. Spock is transformed into a mole on Mole Day, and chaos...sort of...ensues. I did this for school one night the day before it was due. ..grin..
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Spock - Complete
Tangerine by Lirazel reviews
“Does anybody remember laughter?” The girls of summer when autumn comes.
Almost Famous - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
The Last Sunset by Sennalyn reviews
Chet Kelly recalls a difficult rescue attempt. Complete.
Emergency - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
Gun Hand Throat by B. Cavis reviews
The biggest lie anyone ever told Alex was that justice would prevail.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2004
Good Cop, Bad Cop by ALC Punk reviews
CallyAvon, and the fact that this is such a screwy relationship... So not a happy fic. REALLY not a happy fic.
Blakes 7 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2004
charmed life by Northlight reviews
Inara has a story.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Inara - Complete
Dead by Mary4 reviews
The second trip into JD's psyche involves attending his funeral.
Heathers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2001
Far From Me by Adrienne reviews
Mulder dies, and Scully is lost in memories and new complications.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/1999
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The Broken Pieces of Me reviews
You thought you knew me, didn't you, Jim? You used to brag about how you knew your sweet little wifey, inside and out. But you didn't really know me, did you? Because if you had, you'd have known I was already broken when you met me. [Jean Reed POV] *Not advised for those looking for the perfect Jean/Jim marriage.*
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 6/20/2015
Chet Kelly, Private Eye reviews
In La-La Land, mysteries are considered especially mysterious. The only detective dedicated to solving these mysterious mysteries is Chester B. Kelly. These are his stories. Yeah, that's right, babe. The name is Kelly and I'm a private dick. I'll tackle any mystery, long or hard. The longer and harder the better. [rated T because it's Chet]
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2015
Motherless Children reviews
Because in the end it doesn't matter who you are or where you came from, for blood is not always the strongest bond to tie two people together. No slash, just general friendship fic. [companion piece to the S.1 episode "Like a Motherless Child"]
Route 66 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Complete
The Death of Dreams reviews
In the cold harsh grip of reality, all dreams die, all dreams must be buried, especially his. He feels as if his own heart should be in that coffin with her—it is only fitting, his living, beating, bleeding, breaking heart lying next to her cold, still one. *A glimpse into Ashley's thoughts at Melanie's graveside*
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Ashley W. - Complete
Breathe reviews
I can't breathe, I am drowning. They keep calling Angel's survival a miracle and claiming Roy & I are her saviors & heroes. But I don't believe in miracles, I don't believe in saviors, and I sure as hell ain't her hero because heroes don't break and heroes don't fail. At least not like I did tonight. [sequel to "Angel's Miracle", Brice's POV]
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,805 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2014
We Always Die In the End reviews
I've always hated gangster movies because the bad guys never get to have a happy ending, they always die in the end. Except for tonight. Tonight is different. Because even gangster movies deserve a happy ending once in awhile, don't they?
Public Enemies - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2014 - John Dillinger - Complete
Bad Hair Daze reviews
Crack!fic, slightly meta, definitely strange. What happens when good Bamboozlepigs go bad and they target Johnny in a rather different maim-ish way. Chet gets in a few fart jokes, too.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Complete
Blue Sky Promises reviews
On the night that her father dies in a tornado, Jo Harding makes a promise to him to hunt the beast that killed him.
Twister - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/17/2013 - J. Harding - Complete
Angel's Miracle reviews
A tragedy on Christmas Eve leaves the Station 51 crew hoping for a miracle for a critically injured little girl. NOTE: to the "student" who ripped this story off word for word and submitted it to a UK essay site, that site has been notified of your theft of my work.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - R. DeSoto, C. Kelly - Complete
Memento Mori reviews
The death of a contemporary reminds us of our own mortality and that we all must die sometime...but before we die, we first must remember to live. Contains mention of suicide.
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
Remembrance and Reflection reviews
An Adam-12 tribute piece to the lives lost on 9/11. Secondary character death. Non-canon with my other stories.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
Full Circle reviews
The legacy of a firefighter who was killed in the 9/11 attacks is carried on. Warning of major character death. Non-canon with any of my other stories.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - R. DeSoto, J. Gage - Complete
Courage Under Fire reviews
The Emergency! crew must deal with a deadly sniper who is determined to wreak as much havoc and destruction as he possibly can. [companion/crossover piece to the story "The Ordinary Day" posted in the Adam-12 fandom] *remains on hiatus*
Emergency - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,453 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011
The View From Behind the Badge reviews
Look through the eyes of a police officer and witness what he experiences while on the job.
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
Godzilla and the Gift Cicada reviews
A fluffy little oneshot of how Jim and Jean Reed first met back in elementary school.
Adam-12 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Officer J. Reed - Complete
Unrequited reviews
Sometimes saying "I love you" can be the hardest thing to do, especially when there's another secret to reveal, too. Mild slashfic, but no sexual content involved.
Route 66 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
In the Aftermath of Hell reviews
Pete & Jim must face the aftermath of the sniper attacks. Dragnet/Emergency! crossover. [sequel to "The Ordinary Day"] *remains on hiatus*
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 98,071 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed, Sgt. MacDonald
Gethsemane reviews
A look into Jim Reed's first night as a police officer and Pete Malloy's last night as a police officer, detailing the events from the premiere of "Adam-12". Currently revised into a oneshot from Pete's POV until Jim's section can be rewritten.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed
Easter EggsTastrophe reviews
Pete and Jim manage to turn the task of coloring Easter eggs for little Jimmy Reed into a veritable dye-saster and eggs-tastrophe, complete with plenty of hilarious mishaps, mischevious mayhem, and cute li'l farm animals.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
The Syndication Strikes Back! reviews
They're baaaack! Oh, those loveable, delightful,and wacky Mark VII Characters have returned for some MORE fantastic fun and hilarious hijinks!
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
The Grinch and the Amazing Christmas Miracle reviews
Pete's being a grinch during their Christmas Eve watch, and while Jim tries in vain to jolly Pete out of his bad mood, it takes a few miracles, both big and small, to make Pete remember the true meaning of Christmas.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,041 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
Jive Turkey reviews
Macy's Department Store, plus one live turkey on the loose, plus Ed Wells, equals a complete disaster as an animal complaint rapidly turns into a hilarious situation involving our heroes in blue dacron.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed, Sgt. MacDonald, Officer E. Wells - Complete
The Ordinary Day reviews
An ordinary day quickly turns extraordinary for Pete and Jim when they must face a deadly sniper bent on revenge. [crossover with Emergency!]
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,532 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed, Sgt. MacDonald - Complete
Monster Mash Mess reviews
Put in charge of running the division's haunted house at the very last minute, Pete gets more than he bargained for as his friends and co-workers promptly turn it into a hilarious disaster.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed, Sgt. MacDonald, Officer E. Wells - Complete
Endings and Beginnings reviews
Set after the series ended in 1975. Pete Malloy and Jim Reed spend New Year's Eve reminiscing over the past and looking forward to the future.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
A Prayer for the Soul reviews
In the aftermath of the Walters tragedy, Pete must face an investigation, a crisis of conscience, and worst of all: his own nightmares. [Sequel to "The Dark Side"]
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 191,987 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed, Sgt. MacDonald - Complete
A Solitary Teardrop reviews
Pete Malloy's thoughts as he prepares to bury his fellow officer and friend, Tom Porter. [a companion piece to the S.3 episode "Elegy For A Pig"]
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Officer P. Malloy - Complete
When Good Syndication Goes Bad reviews
Sgt. Friday has called a meeting of all the Mark VII characters to discuss a slight problem. And things don't go QUITE the way Joe Friday plans...
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
The Dark Side reviews
A stormy night, an odd discussion between Pete and Jim, and a welfare check that ends in tragedy reveals the darker side of human nature.
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,217 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
The Devil and Pete Malloy reviews
While answering a loud party call, the intrepid duo discovers the Devil. Pete has to outwit Satan in order to keep him from collecting Jim's soul. Will he succeed or will Jim be doomed to spend the rest of eternity being prodded by pitchforks?
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
What You Leave Behind reviews
Prequel to Of Sorrow And Honor. Pete Malloy remembers the night his partner prior to Jim Reed was murdered in a warehouse burglary.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Officer P. Malloy - Complete
Of Sorrow and Honor reviews
Pete Malloy is trying hard to cope with the death of his first partner, but dealing with such a tragedy is never easy, especially when he feels he is to blame for it. [sequel to "What You Leave Behind"]
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Officer P. Malloy - Complete