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Joined 05-08-09, id: 1927947, Profile Updated: 11-18-15
Author has written 32 stories for Adam-12, Route 66, Emergency, Twister, Public Enemies, and Gone with the Wind.

UPDATE, 10/3/15: Posted the second chapter to the Jean Reed fic. I'm also still working on the Brice fic. I figure I'll have Brice's story finished by the time the next century rolls around, LOL. Actually I hope it doesn't take THAT long because I've got other stories planned for him that take place after that story ends. I keep coaxing him into cooperation with bedtime stories of the rules and regulations, and I coax Louie into cooperation with scads of lettuce and the occasional little peg kid from the Life game. A writer's gotta do what she's gotta do, right?

Actually, a lot of my creative energies that were active when I first started posting on here have since been dampened by the chronic health issues I deal with, including near-daily migraines. It used to be I could work through them, but anymore I'm finding that not only do I usually wind up hating what I've written during one of my migraines, by forcing myself to work through them seems to make them hang around longer. It also goes without saying that my life has changed quite a bit over the last few years and my free time is often at a premium. I'm not sharing these details to obtain sympathy or pity or make excuses, I'm merely stating the issues as outright facts as to why my writing pace is really slow. Hopefully, readers will understand and if they don't, well, I guess they'll just have to stop reading my stories if they're bothered by lack of frequent updates.

A reader suggested I write a tribute story to Martin Milner and while I appreciated that they felt I could do a good job with it, at this point I am not planning a story in that vein. It's not that I don't feel Martin Milner deserves a tribute, it's just that to me, a story that incorporates his death into fictional canon by killing off either Tod Stiles or Pete Malloy (or any of his other characters) seems really...well, final, you know? Once you've killed them off, it's hard to reuse them in future stories, even in stories set before they died because readers already know that you've killed them off in the tribute story. Yeah, I know a writer can claim the tribute piece as being out of canon with their timeline, but still, I'd much rather think that his characters are granted eternal life so as long as there is someone out there willing to continue to write for them. So for now, the stories I've already written around his characters will have to stand as my tribute to him.

Thank you to everyone who has read, reviewed, or favorited my stories, I appreciate it!

I've been a writer for over thirty years now and it is one of my biggest passions (collecting old vinyl records is the other passion). I write solely for my own pleasure and if other people enjoy my stories, that's great, if they don't, that's fine, too. My characters are flawed and fucked up, and they experience the same emotions a real person would experience in whatever situation I've created for's the only way I can identify with them in order to get into their heads so I can then write them in the story. I dislike "happy bobbleheads" characters who go through all sorts of traumatic experiences and yet have all the emotional range of a Barbie doll. I also tend to write darker themes because I know realistically that's what the characters in fire or police work would experience on the job. There is also profanity in my work, even though in the era the shows I write for aired, profanity was not allowed on prime time tv. Should any of those aspects not work for a reader, the little red X in the right-hand corner of the page works well in closing the story out and the back button will return the reader to the main story page where they can find something more suitable for their tastes.

Please note that due to health issues/limited free time I do not do beta work, I do not take story requests, and I don't do co-authoring with anyone.

As to the two unfinished stories "In the Aftermath of Hell" and "Courage Under Fire", I have no guarantee that the muse will ever get back to them to finish them. However, due to issues I will not go into, I cannot remove those two stories from any of the sites they're posted on. I also do NOT give permission for anyone else to try to finish those stories for me and I ask for that to please be respected.

The photo I'm using for my avatar was taken by me at a local fire scene in February of 2002. No one was hurt, but it destroyed an antiques mall and did serious damage to an orthodontist office and a pharmacy.

Favorite quotes:

"Don't ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness." —Anonymous

"Sometimes 'the majority' only means all the fools are on the same side."—Anonymous

"A good story cannot be devised; it has to be distilled. I always regard the first draft as raw material. What seems to be alive in it is what belongs in the story." —Raymond Chandler, from a 1950s letter to a friend

"I don't know, I'm making this up as I go." —Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark, 1981

"The thing about a story is that you dream it as you tell it, hoping that others might then dream along with you, and in this way memory and imagination and language combine to make spirits in the head. There is the illusion of aliveness." -Tim O'Brien, The Things They Carried, 1990

"My dear, I don't give a damn." —Rhett Butler from Margaret Mitchell's 1936 novel Gone With the Wind

"But down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid. He is the hero; he is everything. He must be a complete man and a common man and yet an unusual man. He must be a man of honor–by instinct, by inevitability, without thought of it, and certainly without saying it. He must be the best man in his world and a good enough man for any world. He has a sense of character, or he would not know his job. He is a lonely man and his pride is that you will treat him as a proud man or be very sorry you ever saw him. He has a range of awareness that startles you, but it belongs to him by right, because it belongs to the world he lives in. If there were enough like him, the world would be a very safe place to live in, without becoming too dull to be worth living in. The story is this man's adventure in search of a hidden truth, and it would be no adventure if it did not happen to a man fit for adventure."—Raymond Chandler, The Simple Art of Murder, 1934

"He felt like somebody had taken the lid off life and let him see the works."—Dashiell Hammett, The Maltese Falcon, 1929

"Nick Yanov stared at the sleeping ducks in the peaceful pond and said, 'They were just policemen. Rather ordinary young guys, I thought. Maybe a little lonelier than some. Maybe they banded together when they were especially lonely. Or scared.' [Yanov] looked up at the brooding darkness, at the tarnished misty moon. There were no stars. Not even the great star could pierce that black sky. Nick Yanov stood where they had put their blankets down, close enough to the water to pretend they were with nature, here in the bowels of the violent city. He felt some light mocking rain, yet longed to stay here in the solitude, while dead leaves scraped at his feet like perishing brown parchment. Then he flipped the cigarette into the pond and heard the hiss and watched it float. He was immediately sorry he did it. Yet there was other debris on the still water and in the bushes if one used the moonlight to look closely. He didn't want to look closely. He preferred to think it was lovely and clean and pastoral here by the silent lagoon and the slumbering ducks in the icy water. Where the choirboys frolicked in the duck shit."—Joseph Wambaugh, The Choirboys, 1975

"Time takes it all, whether you want it to or not Time takes it all, bears it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again. I think about all of us. Walking our own Green Mile, each in our own time." —Stephen King, The Green Mile, 1996

"You have to dream intentionally. Most people dream a dream when they are asleep. But to be a writer, you have to dream while you are awake, intentionally." —Haruki Murakami

OTHER SITES I AM ON: (sorry, hyperlinks aren't working and neither are cut and paste links, except for the one to Fictionpress...hmm, doesn't FFnet want users to be able to access other fanfiction sites besides this one?)

I'm on Archive of Our Own (AO3) and Squidge/WWOMB under the pen name Bamboozlepig. Unaltered versions of my stories are posted on those two sites, including those with MA content or song lyrics.

I'm on Fictionpress under the name Bamboozlepig. I've got essays posted there.

I'm on a site dedicated to Jack Webb's shows called The Mark VII Fanfiction Realm. Again, pen name is Bamboozlepig.

I have a tumblr blog called "The Crazy World of Bamboozlepig". I've put a small tribute up to Martin Milner on there and I will eventually be posting a couple of pictures that will go with the Breathe fic. I'm also thinking of starting up again on posting some of the records out of my music library like I was doing a couple of years ago.

Hopefully whatever the frick is going on with the links will be fixed and I can post the direct hyperlinks to the above sites once more.

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Dust to Dust by Reincarnated Poet reviews
Everyone's as lonely as they want to be in the Black, but there are times and there are people, that would soothe a hurt, if only because no one knew they'd done it. Sort of a crew-feels piece.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21 - Mal, Jayne, River, Zoe W. - Complete
There Is a Season by girlville reviews
This fic starts at the beginning. It is primarily a character study.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,574 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 11/16/2014 - R. Goren, A. Eames
Away the Dark by lostrocket reviews
Scarlett and Rhett have one more confrontation before Bonnie's funeral.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/26 - Published: 2/28 - Scarlett O., Rhett B., Melanie H. - Complete
Sandglass by secondsflat reviews
A series of seven post-The Truth vignettes.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Bells and Whistles, Smoke and Mirrors by mapark reviews
A not-so-typical day of fighting fires and performing rescues, with some magic thrown in for good measure.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,189 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 5/3 - Complete
Anagrams Run Through It All by NineMilesNorth reviews
Anagram-framed stories involving each crew member of A-shift and missing or wandering children.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 87,511 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Complete
Black Holes by Enfleurage reviews
It's a slow fall into accepting the unthinkable when it happens
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Complete
Glue by Nick-ed reviews
Jim Ignatowski remembers, regrets, and may or may not be able to move on. Unless his friends can help him. M for drugs, talk of suicide, language, and Louie.
Taxi - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Complete
Annie, Annie, Are You Okay? by The Delirium Threemen reviews
Some new equipment, changes in protocols, combined with Chet and Johnny end up having consequences for poor Annie.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/29/2013 - C. Kelly, J. Gage - Complete
The Death Of Me by Cruelest Sea reviews
There was a man who created a monster. There was never any happy ending. He was never saved.
Incredible Hulk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
Fire In The Hole! by Dianne reviews
Johnny's survived snake bites, burns, being hit by a car and the Phantom's pranks, but will he survive the great Halloween chilli cook-off? Inspired by an email joke someone sent me and all the lovely Emergency stories out there in fanfic.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,778 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - J. Gage, R. DeSoto - Complete
The Ghost by the Machine by Sally Mn reviews
Orac brings just one back... Post Gauda Prime, with all that that entails.
Blakes 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Blake, Orac - Complete
The Blackberry Bush by inexceliousdeo reviews
If you want to pull somebody out of a blackberry bush, you have to expect that you'll cut your own hands on the thorns. SLASH
Route 66 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Complete
The Empty Seat by Ariane Rivendell reviews
Stoker's disquieting thoughts after Cap suffers an electric shock in 'The Great Crash Diet.' A bit of a character study of Mike & Cap . Rated T for language.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - M. Stoker - Complete
Honey, Johnny Turned The Kids Orange by The Delirium Threemen reviews
This story is in response to Ginger's Freeze Frame Challenge.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - R. DeSoto, J. Gage - Complete
Nine Lives by Dianne reviews
"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." - Gandhi This is a response to the 'no guarantees' Challenges issued by Ginger.
Emergency - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,856 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Published: 4/9/2011 - J. Gage, R. DeSoto - Complete
Lucky Dog by Kelmin reviews
Life as a dog at Station 51.
Emergency - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete
The Cat Came Back by sbgrrl reviews
John Gage gets suckered into spending Halloween with the DeSoto family. All he has to do is survive a couple shifts. Should be long as he doesn't think about the moon, which will be full on Halloween of 1974. For the second time in October.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,368 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - J. Gage, R. DeSoto - Complete
Cave In by JoAnn Stuart reviews
Can Johnny survive a shift with Brice? Or will the experience cause him to cave?
Emergency - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - J. Gage - Complete
Run by Yum reviews
A call turns out not to be a call after all, but someone still needed help.
Emergency - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,956 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - J. Gage, R. DeSoto - Complete
The Phantom, the Pigeon, and the Bush Poodle by ConeycatJr reviews
Johnny and Chet head off on a fishing trip. Three guesses whether another adventure intervenes.
Emergency - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Published: 9/12/2009 - J. Gage, C. Kelly - Complete
The Ballad of Billie and Johnny by Gene Kelly reviews
They knew him as the myth. She knew him as just Johnny. ::rating to be safe::
Public Enemies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
All You Need Is Love by Peaches the First reviews
Formerly Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds. Snapshots of the lives of the grown up Peanuts from the 1960's onward. Rated for drug use and references to sexuality.
Peanuts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,689 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Mole Day on the USS Enterprise by Lord of the Shadows reviews
Mr. Spock is transformed into a mole on Mole Day, and chaos...sort of...ensues. I did this for school one night the day before it was due. ..grin..
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Spock - Complete
Tangerine by Lirazel reviews
“Does anybody remember laughter?” The girls of summer when autumn comes.
Almost Famous - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
The Last Sunset by Sennalyn reviews
Chet Kelly recalls a difficult rescue attempt. Complete.
Emergency - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
Gun Hand Throat by B. Cavis reviews
The biggest lie anyone ever told Alex was that justice would prevail.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2004
Good Cop, Bad Cop by ALC Punk reviews
CallyAvon, and the fact that this is such a screwy relationship... So not a happy fic. REALLY not a happy fic.
Blakes 7 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2004
charmed life by Northlight reviews
Inara has a story.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Inara - Complete
Dead by Mary4 reviews
The second trip into JD's psyche involves attending his funeral.
Heathers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2001
Far From Me by Adrienne reviews
Mulder dies, and Scully is lost in memories and new complications.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/1999
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The Broken Pieces of Me reviews
You thought you knew me, didn't you, Jim? You used to brag about how you knew your sweet little wifey, inside and out. But you didn't really know me, did you? Because if you had, you'd have known I was already broken when you met me. [Jean Reed POV] *Not advised for those looking for the perfect Jean/Jim marriage.*
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/3 - Published: 6/20
Chet Kelly, Private Eye reviews
In La-La Land, mysteries are considered especially mysterious. The only detective dedicated to solving these mysterious mysteries is Chester B. Kelly. These are his stories. Yeah, that's right, babe. The name is Kelly and I'm a private dick. I'll tackle any mystery, long or hard. The longer and harder the better. [rated T because it's Chet]
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1
Motherless Children reviews
Because in the end it doesn't matter who you are or where you came from, for blood is not always the strongest bond to tie two people together. No slash, just general friendship fic. [companion piece to the S.1 episode "Like a Motherless Child"]
Route 66 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/28 - Complete
The Death of Dreams reviews
In the cold harsh grip of reality, all dreams die, all dreams must be buried, especially his. He feels as if his own heart should be in that coffin with her—it is only fitting, his living, beating, bleeding, breaking heart lying next to her cold, still one. *A glimpse into Ashley's thoughts at Melanie's graveside*
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Ashley W. - Complete
Breathe reviews
I can't breathe, I am drowning. They keep calling Angel's survival a miracle and claiming Roy & I are her saviors & heroes. But I don't believe in miracles, I don't believe in saviors, and I sure as hell ain't her hero because heroes don't break and heroes don't fail. At least not like I did tonight. [sequel to "Angel's Miracle", Brice's POV]
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2014
We Always Die In the End reviews
I've always hated gangster movies because the bad guys never get to have a happy ending, they always die in the end. Except for tonight. Tonight is different. Because even gangster movies deserve a happy ending once in awhile, don't they?
Public Enemies - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2014 - John Dillinger - Complete
Bad Hair Daze reviews
Crack!fic, slightly meta, definitely strange. What happens when good Bamboozlepigs go bad and they target Johnny in a rather different maim-ish way. Chet gets in a few fart jokes, too.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Complete
Blue Sky Promises reviews
On the night that her father dies in a tornado, Jo Harding makes a promise to him to hunt the beast that killed him.
Twister - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/17/2013 - J. Harding - Complete
Angel's Miracle reviews
A tragedy on Christmas Eve leaves the Station 51 crew hoping for a miracle for a critically injured little girl.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - R. DeSoto, C. Kelly - Complete
Memento Mori reviews
The death of a contemporary reminds us of our own mortality and that we all must die sometime...but before we die, we first must remember to live. Contains mention of suicide.
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
Remembrance and Reflection reviews
An Adam-12 tribute piece to the lives lost on 9/11. Secondary character death. Non-canon with my other stories.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
Full Circle reviews
The legacy of a firefighter who was killed in the 9/11 attacks is carried on. Warning of major character death. Non-canon with any of my other stories.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - R. DeSoto, J. Gage - Complete
Courage Under Fire reviews
The Emergency! crew must deal with a deadly sniper who is determined to wreak as much havoc and destruction as he possibly can. [companion/crossover piece to the story "The Ordinary Day" posted in the Adam-12 fandom] *remains on hiatus*
Emergency - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,453 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011
The View From Behind the Badge reviews
Look through the eyes of a police officer and witness what he experiences while on the job.
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
Godzilla and the Gift Cicada reviews
A fluffy little oneshot of how Jim and Jean Reed first met back in elementary school.
Adam-12 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Officer J. Reed - Complete
Unrequited reviews
Sometimes saying "I love you" can be the hardest thing to do, especially when there's another secret to reveal, too. Mild slashfic, but no sexual content involved.
Route 66 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
In the Aftermath of Hell reviews
Pete & Jim must face the aftermath of the sniper attacks. Dragnet/Emergency! crossover. [sequel to "The Ordinary Day"] *remains on hiatus*
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 98,071 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed, Sgt. MacDonald
Gethsemane reviews
A look into Jim Reed's first night as a police officer and Pete Malloy's last night as a police officer, detailing the events from the premiere of "Adam-12". Currently revised into a oneshot from Pete's POV until Jim's section can be rewritten.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed
Easter EggsTastrophe reviews
Pete and Jim manage to turn the task of coloring Easter eggs for little Jimmy Reed into a veritable dye-saster and eggs-tastrophe, complete with plenty of hilarious mishaps, mischevious mayhem, and cute li'l farm animals.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
The Syndication Strikes Back! reviews
They're baaaack! Oh, those loveable, delightful,and wacky Mark VII Characters have returned for some MORE fantastic fun and hilarious hijinks!
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
The Grinch and the Amazing Christmas Miracle reviews
Pete's being a grinch during their Christmas Eve watch, and while Jim tries in vain to jolly Pete out of his bad mood, it takes a few miracles, both big and small, to make Pete remember the true meaning of Christmas.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 71,041 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
Jive Turkey reviews
Macy's Department Store, plus one live turkey on the loose, plus Ed Wells, equals a complete disaster as an animal complaint rapidly turns into a hilarious situation involving our heroes in blue dacron.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed, Sgt. MacDonald, Officer E. Wells - Complete
The Ordinary Day reviews
An ordinary day quickly turns extraordinary for Pete and Jim when they must face a deadly sniper bent on revenge. [crossover with Emergency!]
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,532 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed, Sgt. MacDonald - Complete
Monster Mash Mess reviews
Put in charge of running the division's haunted house at the very last minute, Pete gets more than he bargained for as his friends and co-workers promptly turn it into a hilarious disaster.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed, Sgt. MacDonald, Officer E. Wells - Complete
Endings and Beginnings reviews
Set after the series ended in 1975. Pete Malloy and Jim Reed spend New Year's Eve reminiscing over the past and looking forward to the future.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
A Prayer for the Soul reviews
In the aftermath of the Walters tragedy, Pete must face an investigation, a crisis of conscience, and worst of all: his own nightmares. [Sequel to "The Dark Side"]
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 191,987 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed, Sgt. MacDonald - Complete
A Solitary Teardrop reviews
Pete Malloy's thoughts as he prepares to bury his fellow officer and friend, Tom Porter. [a companion piece to the S.3 episode "Elegy For A Pig"]
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Officer P. Malloy - Complete
When Good Syndication Goes Bad reviews
Sgt. Friday has called a meeting of all the Mark VII characters to discuss a slight problem. And things don't go QUITE the way Joe Friday plans...
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
The Dark Side reviews
A stormy night, an odd discussion between Pete and Jim, and a welfare check that ends in tragedy reveals the darker side of human nature.
Adam-12 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,217 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
The Devil and Pete Malloy reviews
While answering a loud party call, the intrepid duo discovers the Devil. Pete has to outwit Satan in order to keep him from collecting Jim's soul. Will he succeed or will Jim be doomed to spend the rest of eternity being prodded by pitchforks?
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Officer P. Malloy, Officer J. Reed - Complete
What You Leave Behind reviews
Prequel to Of Sorrow And Honor. Pete Malloy remembers the night his partner prior to Jim Reed was murdered in a warehouse burglary.
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Officer P. Malloy - Complete
Of Sorrow and Honor reviews
Pete Malloy is trying hard to cope with the death of his first partner, but dealing with such a tragedy is never easy, especially when he feels he is to blame for it. [sequel to "What You Leave Behind"]
Adam-12 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Officer P. Malloy - Complete