The Unintended Muse
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Joined 05-08-09, id: 1928033, Profile Updated: 06-04-14
Author has written 6 stories for Cherub, Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Hello, you sexy beast, and welcome to my world. Or at least my contribute to a great, fictional world.

I am a lot of things... I suppose;
I'm 18 years old and I'm Danish. I'm hopelessly obsessed with Buffy, Xfiles, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Cherub, Twin Peaks and too many other movies, books and especially series. I've recently become obsessed with lost. how did i not watch this show sooner

I don't like falling in love, but I surely like to write about people who does. I wish I was a better musician, but at least I have my writing.

I'm vegan, and a busy little activist-bee.


So, after a long time (like, a couple of years???) of inactivity, I've started writing a bit again. I'm attempting to write some Lost fan fiction, because the world needs more stories about Kate and Claire, end of story.

I'm probably not gonna live up to my word, but stay tuned or enjoy my old stuff (which is very nostalgic for me, cause I was like 14 years old when I wrote it :o).

Peace out

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Moments by TheRugMaster reviews
Life is not made up of the amount of breaths you take, but the amount of moments that take your breath away. Moments of Mulder and Scully throughout all nine seasons.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 6/11/2009 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Their Low Risk Mission by upsidedownboat reviews
Low risk missions are boring and uneventful. Well, in theory anyway. James/Kyle. ONESHOT.
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
Hell's Love by CountDimentio reviews
Love can bloom anywhere... However, it seems to bloom in the oddest of places... Even in hell... Rated for kissy, bloody, violent, odd future chapters and MAN LUUUUST! StaynexTarrant
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,839 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne
Dangerous Game by Wind Alias reviews
The stakes were high, and the game was risky. But each time, they found themselves together again, pawing at the bit to play again. High 'T'. Semi-Graphic. StaynexTarrant, MadHatterxStayne
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Peaches and Cream by Anneka Neko reviews
ONESHOT. Ilosovic doesn't care how dull and trite the cliché is, he can feel his heart beating harder in his chest, thump-thump-thump like a drum at a dance, as soon as he spots the flames of orange-peel hair. Knave/Hatter preslash, mentions of slash.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Coming Clean by Aspiring.Loner reviews
Seamus is having a hard time dealing with his inappropriate feelings for his best mate. What happens when he finally loses control? Deamus, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Horror Movie by SassyGlitter reviews
Draco's first time watching a Horror movie with Harry! But now poor Draco can't sleep! READ TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS! R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Breathless by LiterarySpell reviews
Scorpius Malfoy always takes Albus Severus Potter's breath away… so Al takes it back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Red Corvette by hexumhunnie311 reviews
Shy social outcast Jasper has been in love with Emmett, the king of Forks High and his complete opposite, for two agonizing years. Does Jasper have more in common with Emmett than he thinks? Slash, AH. Entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,747 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Waffles on a Monday Morning by Rivkah Sorrow reviews
some light mulder/krycek slash fluff inspired by the song 'let me wrap you in my warm and tender love'. Just a bit of fun- it all starts when Mulder enters the office and disturbs scully with his unusually good mood...
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2010 - F. Mulder, A. Krycek
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tis the Season by Oneturtledove reviews
Scuh-leeeeee! I'm Siiiick! That about sums it up.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2009 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
Beautiful Nightmare by starry-nights88 reviews
Dreams aren't meant to cross over into reality...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Hospital by Teh Grammer queen reviews
The housemates survive the the bus accident. But can Vyvyn and Rick survive sharing a hospital room? Soft Vyv x Rick. Nothing graphic or too mushy
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
Tangents by Winam reviews
A comedy of errors featuring a flooded bathroom, a bed or lack of , and an obnoxious motel clerk.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
Piles of Files by Oneturtledove reviews
Scully is bored. She becomes the butt of Mulder's jokes. There may or may not be moonwalking in the office also. Not a crack fic.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
Wisdom Teeth by Oneturtledove reviews
They do everything else together... why not oral surgery? Crack fic
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
Kissing Krycek by gonattsaga reviews
Mulder becomes obsessed with the idea of kissing Krycek. And then there are cherry-flavoured Halls and some cheesy dialogue. Warning: Some swearing, PWP, mentions of violence and two men kissing.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/13/2009 - F. Mulder, A. Krycek
The Detention Game by Sauramora reviews
It was a game. Neville/Draco. Written for sortinghatdrabs, won second place.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Neville L., Draco M.
You Are My White Rabbit by AlinaLotus reviews
Claire is beautiful and delicate in ways Kate thought she'd never understand.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Claire, Kate - Complete
20 things Kyle should not dosay to James by st.als.twilighters reviews
The name says it all.
Cherub - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
Hotel Arizona by kerriganlkam reviews
Mulder/Krycek. When Alex Krycek appears and tells Mulder his sister may still be alive, the two trek out to the Arizona desert to find the answer, a boy named Gibson Praise, and questionable events soon follow.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - A. Krycek, F. Mulder
No Return Policy by G.E Waldo reviews
Summary: Mulder trades something for something and learns something surprising about himself!
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2008 - F. Mulder, A. Krycek - Complete
Christmas With The Young Ones by Stick-Em-Up-Punk reviews
Christmas and New Year With Vyv, Rick, Neil and Mike... Rated T for swearing and mild slash! First Young Ones fic!
Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Love in Letters by TheAgonyofBlank reviews
Kate writes letters. Kate/Claire. Femslash. Oneshot.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Kate, Claire - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8378 - Favs: 7,518 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Ten kisses that may never have happened by Yaseanne reviews
Ten kisses, ten moments in time. Beware the meta. Mulder&Krycek, rated M for language
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/9/2008 - F. Mulder, A. Krycek - Complete
Life of Mike or The Depth of Shallowness by Iamwiththewolf reviews
PreTwilight. Mike’s POV. Cullen was standing under the shower. Water running down his smooth skin, sparkling. Touching his broad shoulders, his narrow hips, his muscular thighs. He turned and I could catch a glimpse of... No way is he 15!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,625 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Mike, Edward
You're What? by albe-chan reviews
How Remus and Sirius break the news to James. ONE SHOT. MATURE. enjoy! SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Starts with a Kiss by CoKain reviews
MulderKrycek fluff. Mulder get's a visit from Krycek, will it be happy? Doubtful...
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2007 - F. Mulder, A. Krycek - Complete
I Hate Flying by Cherusha reviews
Mulder, with doubleagent Krycek in tow, gets bored midflight to Russia.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007 - F. Mulder, A. Krycek - Complete
Drunken Flirting by Twilight Walters reviews
A late night out with the girls leads to a very drunken Agent Scully, add a little Mulder to the mix and remove those pesky inhibitions then 'hey presto' a wonderful recipe. MSR. Please review.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,018 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2006 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
In a Hand Basket by Vaudevillain reviews
Sirius and James pillow talk.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Windows by yoda the tenth reviews
Mulder and Krycek talk about Krycek's habit of break in through the window.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2005 - A. Krycek, F. Mulder
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Turn Right And Continue Down Confusion Alley reviews
James can always rely on Kyle... to confuse him.
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
The Perfect Crime reviews
Harry and Draco are, by accident, locked into the room of requirement when Draco tries to hide a box of unknown origin in there. Equipped with old bottles of firewhiskey they proceed to entertain themselves as they wait for someone to find them. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
7 Minutes in Hell reviews
Whilst at a hyped-up party, a small group of students get bored. Now they all get 7 Minutes to do exactly what they want to do to the partner the other students pick out for them. And Draco has wanted to do something to Harry for a very long time. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wrong Number reviews
James is drunk, and Kyle steps in to help him get back to campus in one piece. But James has other ideas of how to spend the night. Warning: Slash! Slightly PWP.
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Dear Diary reviews
Jasper has done something bad, and decides to share it with his... diary. Warning: Pure silliness and bitchyness!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Jasper
Winner at a loser's game reviews
Oneshot, Kyle/James. Bruce and Kyle make a bet, which doesn’t go exactly as planned. Or so Kyle thinks.
Cherub - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Complete
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