Queen of Black Cats
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Joined 05-08-09, id: 1928041, Profile Updated: 04-23-14
Author has written 12 stories for El Tigre, Twilight, Harry Potter, Iron Man: Armored Adventures, Liberty's Kids, Ben 10, Inuyasha, Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Hellsing, and Black Lagoon.

Uh, hi. Since you probably know who I am (Queen of Black Cats), I'll cut to the chase. I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter, Pokemon, Code Lyoko and Iron Man Armored Advernture fanfiction. I like Ben 10 too, but I've read all of the stories. There just aren't enough. All the stories I've read were awesome and well written, by the way. I hope to post stories worthy of being read, but that may not happen. So, if my stories are boring, I assure you that I'll fix them.

Hey again, my brain is back! If you've read this, you know my personality. I'm very weird. However, some of the stories that I've read make me wonder if I really am strange. (I'm referring to the Twilight fanfic Crazy Cullen Chronicles,which by the way whoever wrote that, was awesome and absolutely hilarious). Anyway, if this next little blab session is boring to you, feel free to skip it.

My choice in music is rather odd and jumbled, for instance, I like Linkin Park and Simon and Garfunkel. Two totally different time periods and very different styles of singing, but I like them both.

Fav. music: Carrie Underwood, Linkin Park, Muse, Toby Keith, Tim McGraw, Dolly Parton, Skillet (there's A LOT more.)

Fav. authors: Laura Ingalls Wilder, Mary Downing Hahn, Ellen Schreiber, J.K. Rowling and Charlaine Harris (that's all I can think of)

Fav. tv shows: Ben 10 Alien Force, Scooby Doo, Tom and Jerry, Spongebob, Nanny 911, NCIS, Yu-Gi-Oh, The Mentalist, Iron Man Armored Adventures, Cold Case, Notorious, Most Evil, Inuyasha, Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto and a lot more

Fav. movies: Twilight, Eclipse, Harry Potter (all), Horton Hears A Who, Bee Movie, Walking With Dinosaurs (I'm not surprised if you've never heard of that one)

No one that I know of has this posted, so I thought I'd throw it out since I've seen weirder things- Fav. flavor of toothpaste: tropical mint

Things that annoy me: my brother, when my parents embarrass me, when my best friends rub it in that have boyfriends and I can't even keep a crush secret, when my best boy friend (just friend again) scares me or blackmails me with my crushes, school, PROJECTS, RACISM, my orchestra teacher, bullies (I've been bullied since I started school), when my hair mats worse than a dog's (ah, the "joys"/ hazards of curly, frizzy hair), when my friend sings on the bus, when people misspell easy words, WHEN PEOPLE ABUSE ANIMALS :( (I'm an animal lover), repetitive commercials (I can't stand that, I mean, seriously, we get the point), designer clothing stores (what's so wrong with Wal-Mart?), HEALTH CLASS AND ALL RELATED HEALTH CLASS TOPICS (we don't need to know about the Birds and Bees unless you people are insistent on teen pregnancy to continue), when my hair gets wrapped around my earrings (having long and curly hair is annoying when you've got 17 earrings, PERIODS! (and to think I couldn't wait for mine to start and now I can't believe how stupid I was, they're so ANNOYING!) and sometimes just people in general. (there's more. A lot credit goes to MoranofChaos2 for the ideas)

Nicknames my friends gave me: Mutt, Dog, Bloodsucker and my favorite- Bitch. (actually, all 4 of those are from my best boy friend), Ryan (My friend from school gave me that one because I call her Pipsqueak and Squirt), Ru, Ri Ri, Ri, Ryebread, M' n 'M (I never thought I'd be a candy rapper. Get it?) ect.

Things that sound funny to me, but are serious problems to other people: if Abercrombie& Fitch closed, if the Jonas Brothers stopped singing, if you weren't allowed to wear make up to school, if you weren't allowed to wear skirts to school (I bet the teachers would love that; no more arguing with girls about the appropriate length), if the teachers stopped reading out loud (for smurfs sake, get over it, we're not in kindergarten anymore), if Family Guy, South Park, Jersey Shore, Keeping Up With the Kardashians and American Dad went off air

95 percent of the kids out there are concered with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list (Ok, listen, don't copy from my profile because my laptop was not letting me paste and there was no way in hell that I was typing every one of those names on to my profile at 3:41 in the morning) however, I will add my name because I support this analogy- Queen Of Black Cats.

98 percent of teens do or have tried smoking pot. Copy this onto your profile if you're of the 2 percent that haven't. (this one is safe to copy)

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be of the 8 percent laughing you head off. (Safe to copy)

PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU SUPPORT THE MILITARY! I MEAN REALLY PEOPLE, THOSE SOLDIERS ARE OUT THERE ON THE FRONTLINES, GIVING THEIR LIVES SO WE CAN KEEP OUR BUTTS IN OUR COUNTRY AND SLEEP IN PEACE KNOWING THAT WE AREN'T GONNA GET BOMBED. TO ALL THE VETERANS, MIAs, POWs, THOSE OVERSEAS OR SERVING AT HOME AND TO ALL THAT HAVE MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE BY GIVING THEIR LIVES TO THEIR COUNTRY: GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND MAY YOU BE SAFE AND KNOW THAT WE'RE AT HOME, ROOTING FOR YOU AND WAITING FOR YOUR SAFE RETURN. TO ALL THOSE THAT HAVE A MEMBER IN SERVICE OR HAVE HAD: GOD BLESS YOUR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS AND MAY YOU BE SAFE. TO THE MIAs: IF YOU'RE STILL OUT THERE, I PRAY THAT YOU RETURN HOME SAFE AND SOUND TO YOUR FAMILIES AND TO THOSE THAT HAVE DEPARTED: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FIGHTING AND KEEPING OUR COUNTRY SAFE. TO THE VETERANS: GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND THANK YOU FOR SERVING IN THE MILITARY TO KEEP US AND YOUR COUNTRY SAFE. TO THE POWs: THANK YOU FOR SERVING AND I PRAY THAT IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY BEING HELD THAT YOU ARE SAFE AND WILL RETURN AS SUCH. GO TEAM U.S.A!

Things that I find confusing and because of this, like to make fun of: you know how it says no taking pictures of restaurants? what idiot would want to anyway? you know how they say no shirt, no shoes, no service? does that mean that you don't have to wear pants? what about no dogs allowed? does that mean I can bring a kangaroo or any other animal? have any of you seen a sign that says no horses, bicycles, or skateboards on the freeway? does that mean I can ride a zebra, unicycle or tricycle or surf on a surfboard with wheels (not considered a skateboard, more like a surfboard on wheels) down the freeway? can I ride the first three mentioned on a road that you have to pay? if a teacher tells you no talking during a test, does that mean that you can pass notes, hum, whistle and text? you know how teachers say no chewing gum in class? does that mean you can have bubble gum? or, better yet, can you chew it in the bathroom, at lunch and at recess? you know how they say no dogs allowed except for service dogs? well, they're still dogs, so technically they shouldn't be allowed either, that or all dogs should be. what's the deal with new and improved and new original series? that doesn't make sense, how can something be new, yet improved or new, yet original? I wonder what would happen if you put a rubber band on a flip flop and wore it to school. technically, it wouldn't be backless. why are field trips called field trips if you never go to a field? what's up with tears of joy? no one cries when they're happy! how come the groom wears black at the wedding if it's bad luck?

It has just been annouced that the last line of the Star-Spangled Banner has been changed to: "O're the land of high taxes and the home of illegal immigrants!"

Do the words to Hail to the Chief go like this?: Hail, hail, hail, hail, hail, hail, hail, hail, hail, hail, hail, hail, hail, hail, hail, hail, hail, hail, hail! (each word has its own line, so just sing the rest of the words to the tune, but say each word 19 times.)

You know what you tell someone if they ask you if their dress makes their butt look big?: tell them no, their butt makes the dress look big. then, when they get angry, tell them that you were being honest and that your parents always tell you to tell the truth.

.For those of you that have waaaaaaaaaaay too much free time like me, here's 20 completely random questions to answer.

1. Do you like toast?

2. What is the capital of Scramento? (think about this one)

3. What flavor toothpaste do you use?

4. Where is Timbuktu? (yeah, it's real)

5. Where's Kalamazoo?

6. What's up with area rugs? Why not cover the whole floor with carpet?

7. Where does the pope live?

8. Where is Walla Walla?

9. Can you put your hands flat on the floor when you touch your toes? (I can, all my friends think I'm a freak of nature, which is true)

10. What does water taste like?

11. Where does Bugs Bunny live?

12. What kind of car will your girl or boyfriend own? (maybe it'll be a silver Volvo or an old red beat up pickup truck)

13. Why do ships stay afloat when we sink?

14. Isn't it kinda of sad that we know more about the surface of the moon than the bottom of our oceans?

15. Ever wondered if the sun runs on solar energy?

16. Would a squirrel go nuts, (yes, pun intended), if you gave it hazelnut coffee? (non-decaff of course)

17. Do turtle doves have shells?

18. Or do the turtles have wings?

19. Ever wondered if sharks think we taste better than fish?

20. Would a turkey be dumb enough to walk right into an open oven?

- if the question is annoying you so much that you're ripping your hair out, just email me and I'll give you the answer to the ones that make sense to answer (like for instance, don't ask about number 3 because I don't know what kind of toothpaste you use)

I've seen this on several profiles and thought to add it to mine. It's the ever popular relationship favorites for books, shows and ect.

NCIS (like)-

Ziva/Tony: They've already kissed before (even if it was just under cover.) And they'd balance each other's faults and flaws out; for instance- Ziva's no fun and Tony's movie loving idiot. Here's a good one; if they ever got together and Ziva became pregnant and was in labor; by the time Tony finished calling 911, Ziva'd be already having the baby at hospital because of her driving. And Ziva's got 'crazy ninja skills', so Tony's pretty well backed up in a fight. He'd give his life for her if he had to.

Abby/McGee: Even though they've already dated; I like the couple anyway and I think they should get back together. Apparently they've slept with each other, so at least that wouldn't be as awkward. Besides, they get along so well and they rarely ever fight.

Gibbs/Director Shepard: They've definately slept with each other before. In almost all the episodes with Jenny in them, you can be pretty sure there's going to be a Paris flashback. They get along as long as neither of them were angry beforehand. Plus, they both love coffee.

NCIS (dislike)-

Ziva/anyone other than Tony (and vice versa for Tony)

Abby/anyone other than McGee (and vice versa)

Iron Man: Armored Adventures (like)-

Pepper/Tony: love, Love, LOVE this pairing! I hate Whitney! Plus, if no one's really noticed, most best friends like that get together eventually.

IMAA Central:

If you HATE Whitney Stane as much as I do, PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Gene needs to take a hike and get lost, copy and paste onto profile.

If you think that the episode 'Best Served Cold' could be improved by Whitney croaking like the Living Laser did, copy and paste onto profile.

If you like Happy, but find him a bit aggravating, copy and paste.

If you're a hopeless romantic like me and can't wait to see Tony and Pepper kiss and admit they're obsessed with each other and get together, copy and paste.

Has anyone ever noticed Pepper's expression in the opening theme when Tony's flying her around he picks her up out of the way of the car? She looks satisfied doesn't she? And have you seen how she acts when Whitney's around? Ex: Episode... what ever the heck it is, when Pepper, like, explodes at Whitney and then they wind up fighting and getting Tony in trouble too. I was impressed at Pepper.

Harry Potter (like)-

Ginny/Harry

Hermione/Ron

Luna/Neville

Angelina/George

Tonks/Lupin

Harry Potter (dislike)-

Cho/Harry (bleck)

Ginny/Dean or Michael

Hermione/Victor or Draco

Lavender/Ron (bleck)

So bascically; nothing non canon. (Same goes to say with Twilight)

Yu Gi Oh (like)-

Tea/Yami Yugi (Pharaoh, Dark Yugi- whatever you call him, Atem.)

Joey/Mai

Tristan's on his own. (But I suppose that he could go nicely with Serenity.)

So's Bakura. But I'll take him!! He's so cute! But I'd have to do something about that evil streak of his- Heaven only knows what would happen if my evil streak met his...

SETO/ISHIZU (SERENITY GOES WITH TRISTAN AND SETO GOES WITH ISHIZU!!)

Ben 10 Alien Force (like)-

Gwen/Kevin. Need I say more? They are so cute together! And really, they've got to be the most obvious of any tv couples in denial. (I don't think that makes sense, but I think most of you understand after the rest of it sinks in.)

Ben 10 Alien Force (dislike)-

Ben/Julie. I HATE Julie! I honestly don't know why either.

Gwen/Ben. Come on people- they're cousins! And don't even bother bringing up Franklin and Eleanor Roosevelt. I know they were cousins- I did a whole report on Eleanor in 5th grade. Besides, marriage between cousins is only legal if it's a second cousin. The Roosevelts were 5th or 6th cousins, but Ben and Gwen are immeadiate cousins.

ATTENTION! To all that read my stories and have noticed that I haven't updated in awhile, I'll tell you why right now. Until I get at least 10 more reviews for each of the incomplete stories (Hiccups, Babysitting Blues, Mischief, Mayhem and A Whole Lot of Other Stuff and Revenge of the Bubble Gum and Mint), I won't update. Harsh? Yes. Effective? It works for other authors. Now, if anyone has anything to say about this, don't bother. Just read and REVIEW.

The person who said that nothing was impossible never tried putting dictionaries in alphabetical order.

Another stupid thing: How can a smiley face be crying and still be considered a smiley face?

Here's another 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Nope.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? HELL YEAH!!

3) How many houses have you lived in? One

4) Favorite candy bar? Hershey bar

5) Favorite shoes? My mom's old combat boots. I consider them mine- the coolest thing is that they have steel toes.

6) Have you ever tripped someone? I didn't do it on purpose; they weren't watching when I moved my foot.

7) Least favorite school subject? Math

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? HELL NO!!

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes, several times if school counts.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Seeing one of my best friends again

12) Favorite genre of music? Country, like Toby Keith

13) What is your zodiac sign? Aries

14) What time were you born? 8:16 pm

15) Do you like beer? Maybe...

16) Ever made a prank phone call? At a wild sleepover, so yeah.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? All my CDs are cool.

18) Are you sarcastic? Nooooooooo.

19) What are your favorite colors? Blue, orange, grey, black, blood red, dark purple

20) How many watches do you own? One, but I use a cell phone for time

21) Summer or winter? Either, just so long as I get to sleep.

23) Favorite color to wear? Grey, black, blue

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite. Pepsi goes flat too fast.

25) What color is your cell phone? Black all over

26) Where is your second home? My best friend's house.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? My brother on several occasions; scarred him down the side of the face with my nails too.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Nope

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? A lot; like 3

30) How many video games do you own? Like 9

31) What was your first pet? Cat, I have 9.

32) Ever had braces? Had the suckers, retainers now

33) Do looks matter? This depends. I'm a little ridiculous when it comes to purloining for a crush.

34) Do you use chapstick? Carmex is my friend

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Mrs.DeMarcello, Ms.Borrelli and Mr.Hunt

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? NEITHER!! What's wrong with Wal Mart and hand me downs?

37) Are you too forgiving? I try not to be.

38) How many children do you want? Like, none. I detest little kids.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? 8 tee shirts- a Danny Phantom one, 2 Kingdom Hearts shirts, a Love is for Suckers shirt, a Pokemon shirt, a Cheshire Cat shirt, a "Then Buffy Staked Edward" shirt, a TruBlood Merlotte's shirt and another TruBlood shirt (I actually have 2 of these. My little siamese cat, Bailey- successfully put a hole in both as well. She doesn't like to be picked up.) And lets not forget my Cheshire Cat keychain.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Coco Pebbles or Frosted Flakes

41) Do you own a gun? No, but I'd like a .410 Shotgun because that's how I got my nickname. I'll settle for a pistol of some sort though!

42) Ever thought you were in love? Fun while it lasted- he wasn't worth it. The scary thing was that his dad was one of my gym teachers.

43) When was the last time you cried? Last night for no apparent reason.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? I was probably sleeping.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Nope.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? I wish.

48) Nicknames? Bitch, Mutt, Dog, Bloodsucker, Ryan, Ri Ri, Ryebread, Ri, Shotgun, ect.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Nope, I can't say I do.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? I think I've been through it.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Not that I know of...

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Jim.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Does one of my many cats count? Or my best friend's chihuahua?

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Ah, no.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? If I wasn't, I wouldn't be here typing now.

57) Do you dye your hair? Nope

58) Does anyone like you? Probably someone that I don't like back.

59) What year were you born? 1997.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? How the heck should I know? I wasn't born yet.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No.

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds

63) Do you like yourself? Please refer to question # 56's answer.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Momma. I'm her mirror image.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Face. Sorry, but that's me. If a guy has a nice ass, that's a plus...

66) Are you afraid of the dark? I went through several nightlight phases. But no. I love the dark.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? No and I don't plan on it. Well, when I had my brace molds done I think I swallowed a little bit of the stuff that they used.

68) Do you own a webcam? No

69) Have you ever stripped? No, never had an audience XD

70) Ever broke a bone? Yes, but I won't go there.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? What is AIM exactly?

73) Pringles or Lays? Lays.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I don't know, and I don't care if I have.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats I suppose.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Neither.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? She's cool.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? My brother.

79) Do you have a birth mark? Several.

80) Do you own a car? 98 Ford Taurus

81) Can you cook? Heck, I've had stove, oven and microwave privileges since I was 7.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. My best friends

2. Small children and those who act like small children

3. Marching band drama

83) Do you text message often? Yep.

84) Money or love? I'd say love, but I probably won't get married, so...

85) Do you have any scars? Yes; one on each eye lid, lots on my legs ect.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? My car

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Yeppers

88) Relationships or one night stands? A one night stand could be fun...

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Maybe...

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? What's my motivation to?

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes. I still have the one I got in kindergarten.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My dad.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My semi sister. (not blood, best friend)

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My brother.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My friends in band.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? A junior in marching band...(uber nerd colorguard!!! That's me!) Also a guy in my choir class.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? What's Instant Messaging?

100) Who was the last person that called you? Julia

Top ten down right evil, but cute, tv characters:

10. Wiley Coyote- this, I repeat, is a matter of opinion. I think he's cute. What makes him evil? He's trying to exterminate Road Runner!

9. Tom (Tom & Jerry)- I don't think he'd stop at anything to get rid of Jerry, his mousy frienimy.

8. Sylvester- Again with the attempted extermination of opposites. (Tweety Bird)

7. Road Runner. Every bit as evil as his lupine partner. Every trap is left untouched by him, just to have it backfire on Wiley.

6. Jerry. Even more cunning than Tom, Jerry has proven his uncanny ability to make Tom's best traps backfire or just plain not work all together.

5. Tweety Bird. His voice is what makes him evil. If I was a dog (in literal senses), I'd howl everytime I heard the wretched squeak Tweety calls a voice.

4. Shadow (Sonic X). Sonic's downfall- his wicked, twisted twin gone wrong. Just as fast, probably a bit smarter and a whole lot better looking (I LOVE the whole red and black thing)

3. Bugs Bunny. What can I say?- he's a natural at rattling chains. Especially Elmer Fudd's and Yosemite Sam's.

2. Daffy Duck. Like Tweety, it's the voice that earned him a spot on this list. Plus, as Bugs's partner in crime, I just had to put him down.

1. And last but least- Bakura! (Suprise, suprise- says the voices in my head. She's obsessed with him, they add.) Evil has never looked so adorable! If you don't know what makes him evil, then I say that you really should watch Yu Gi Oh. I warn you though, you may become addicted to the show, like me and stay up during unGodly hours of the night to watch it.

Top 5 most emotion- stirring songs (in no particular order)-

-Travelin' Soldier by the Dixie Chicks

-American Soldier by Toby Keith

-Concrete Angel by Martina McBride

-Believe by Brooks and Dunn

-Just a Dream by Carrie Underwood

If at first glance, you swore up and down that Deidara from Naruto Shippudden was a girl, then laughed so hard that you had a coughing fit afterward when you looked him up on wikipedia and found out he is in fact, a boy, copy and paste. (For future reference, he's awesome!)

Please pardon any repetition on my profile. I generally typed most of it at midnight and beyond.

*In memory of Baxter, a good horse*

1994?-2010

You'll be missed, boy. No other horse could ever be like you. Taylor can't replace you and Bentley can't either. I'll say hi to Chester and Bambino for you at lessons.

I may not have been your favorite student, but you taught me a lot. Enjoy Heaven.

*In memory of Jim, an awesome teacher*

The years aren't important

If I could have been there, and stopped you from working on that damn car, I would have. I'd have thrown that car away from you with all my strength. I can only pray that you found God when you let go. I miss hearing your voice, I miss horse back, I miss you all together. I miss hearing you laugh at me when I jump at something. I'll see you again I hope. I wish you hadn't left us.

If you've ever rolled your eyes at a teacher and gotten caught, copy and paste.

If you've ever done something reallllllllllly stupid, then burst out laughing, copy and paste.

On a funeral home door: Drive slowly; We'll wait.

On the bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu: Do not turn upside down. (Too late, you lose!)

On a box of Christmas lights: Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to what exactly?- Outer Space?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Warning: Do not attempt to stop saw with hands. (Raise you hand if you've tried this!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: Keep out of children. (Something must have gotten lost in translation.)

Seriously flubbed headlines:

- Include Children when Baking Cookies

- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

- Man Found Dead in Cemetary

-Airline Travel Safer Despite More Accidents

-Deer and Turkey Hunt for Disabled People (no offense- I have a disabled cousin)

-Dumped Fish Remains Upset

-Bonus Permits Enable 809 Hunters to Kill Two Deer

-If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

-Judge Not Convinced Murder Victim is Still Alive

-L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal by Landslide

-Man Killed Over Phone

-Policeman Shoots Man with Knife

-School Bans All Kinds of Nuts on Campus

-Tortoises Held Hostage as Lobster War Turns Nasty

-Waterskiing Accident Ruled Accidental

Seriously; people of the editing board need their eyes and brains checked. While these headlines are amusing, it's also quite surprising just how stupid people are sometimes. And also how stupid Spell Check can be.

Has anyone noticed:

That Nike needs to rethink their sayings, "Just Do It" and "Any Time, Anywhere"? I wonder how many misunderstandings these have lead to...

- That you can't spell "Crap" without "Rap"? What an unfortunate coincedence...

- That also applies to spelling "Slaughter", which can't be spelled without "Laughter".

- That "Silence" and "Violence" kinda rhyme?

- That Americans have very dirty minds at very young ages nowadays? You wouldn't believe some of the things that come out of the kids in my school's mouths...

- Another good example would be the stuff we put in kids shows. For instance the F.U.N. song from Spongebob, "F is friends who do stuff together/ U is for you and me/ N is for anywhere and anytime at all..." Now reread the one about Nike's need to rethink their sayings. Still don't get it? God bless you- your mind hasn't been tainted.

- That yes, Churches have senses of humor. Just look here... http://www.oddee.com/item_86516.aspx (I apologize if this offends or if the link doesn't work. At that point, copy and paste and it should- should being the keyword- bring you to the correct sight. My personal favorites are "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity" and- though it's certainly not Christian, "Staying in bed and shouting "Oh God!" does not constitute going to Church".

- That my profile has a lot of useless stuff on it and that you could be doing other stuff right now besides reading it?

If you are PROUD to be a Kingdom Hearts FANGIRL, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0, Setosora77, ForbiddenKHfan216, Queen of Black Cats

The best answer to the iPod Shuffle game I've ever seen:

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Somebody Like You by Keith Urban (hahahaha that's hilarious) - ACP6-jokerlover97's profile. (And yes; it's hilarious.)

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Broken Mirror by Tangerine Catnip reviews
Thrown headfirst into an alternate universe, Danny becomes locked in a deadly game of cat and mouse with this realm's top ghost hunter, Daniel Fenton. Original Concept Danny X Danny Phantom. Slash.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,859 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
Roadtrip! by DeadFoxy reviews
Due to a series of unpredictable events, Kaiba, Joey and the three Hikaris end up traveling together in a desperate attempt to get home safely. If they don't kill each other first. Thus begins the most random roadtrip ever!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010
Such Horrible Things by ThexDarkenedXLight reviews
Huni notices a book Kyoya has that he's never seen before. A note falls out of it and it makes no sense. The next thing you know, members of the Host Club are disappearing... What is this new book? And what is Kyoya hiding?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,299 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Kyōya O. - Complete
83 Moments of Ben by Skylark Evanson reviews
Ben being Ben. 83 times. How much better could it get?
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 73 - Words: 38,876 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Ben T.
Bloody Kaoru by RockerGirl0709 reviews
The hosts decide to play a game of Truth or Dare. What if Kaoru was dared to do something that could cost his soul? Please R&R! The final chapter is FINALLY up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,734 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Kaoru H. - Complete
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
The Games by XShiori-chanX reviews
Run, die. Stay, die. Will you play, or will you be slaughtered? the games have begun.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,448 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010
Knight of Darkness by Guinivere Sage reviews
INCOMPLETE: Sequel to Oh, It's On. Vlad gets the help of the Knight of Darkness, Tucker finds something new with a magical woman out for revenge, Danny and Sam have their lives changed. It's long...a summary can't really cut it. DxS TxOC Some GhostxGhost
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,908 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/6/2005
An Unexpected Assignment by zatl reviews
What happens when our favorite team gets sent off to therapy? This is just a little idea I couldn't help but put onto paper. It's my first fic, so be nice. Major TIVA plus a little McAbby and Jibbs. Rated T just to be safe. R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,988 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
The Twins Pointless Lesson? by Da-da-DA-DUM-Super-Perv reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru push "Momma's" limits and on top of that, what have they done to Tamaki's precious teddy? WARNING!: CONTAINS SPANKING!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
You're Not Alone by Glory For Sleep reviews
"This thing hunts on fear, Drew. If I'm scared of losing you, then does that mean he'll find me?" May/Drew and Harley/Soledad. Book 1 of the "Cadence Of Their Fear" trilogy.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 82,351 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
The Akatsuki Alphabet by AngelWingsAndSatansPitchfork reviews
Ever wondered what the Akatsuki do when they're not on missions? Twenty six different tales in alphabet form to tell you how they pass the time and raise extra cash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,162 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009
The Worst 24 Hours Ever by consumedbylove reviews
Ryou has always wished to be free of the spirit of the ring, but when he finally gets his wish will he discover life without the spirit can be more hectic then life with him?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,930 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Random Objects: the Sequel by singingturrets reviews
Singingturrets is BACK BABY! This is just like the original random objects that everyone loved...just different objects. Gwevin as always! Please read and review!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Kevin, Gwen T.
Potter Songs We Have Written by TheSeverusSnapeFanClub reviews
Just a bunch of random song parodies for HP, ALL of the SSFC have or will write a chapter or two. Mainly disney songs so far with occasional others. This is really just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010
A Lesson in Shoplifting by faburizu reviews
Bakura's lesson of the day is Shoplifting 101. Ryou is reluctant to learn.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Wikipedia: Hedgehogs by Taranea reviews
A party and everyone s present! Little Cream gets her paws on a laptop and Sonic s worst nightmare ensues as his ‘friends’ discover the awful truth about hedgehogs in a very well known encyclopedia…
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Sonic
Hidan's failed birthday by tehbeastxx reviews
It’s Hidan’s birthday and Akatsuki gave him a suprise and made a cake... It all seems nice until the candle exploded...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
An Invitation You Never Wanted by RavenFollower13 reviews
When the Titans decide to celebrate July 4th, Beast Boy plans a Masked Ball that all Titans are invited to. So why does a promise set a certain sister off that the Titans didn't even know about? Beast Boy and Raven fanfic. Enjoy!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,017 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Unknown by TEAMJakeward101 reviews
A thrilling story about Kev's past. MUST-READ. GWEVIN and and very little, if any BENLIE. AND IF YOU THINK ANYTHING OTHER THAN GWEVIN PM ME AND I WILL DESTROY YOU AND DANCE OVER YOUR FLAMES! Er, I mean, I will have a little *chat* with you.*LAUGHS EVILLY*
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Kevin, Gwen T.
Therapy by whiffofasharpie reviews
The NCIS crew is forced to go to therapy. How many therapists will they scare away? Tiva, McAbby.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009
Innocent by Gewlicious reviews
Marlene has always been called "cute and naive" and frankly, she's sick of it. rated T for later chapters. skilene. My fist fanfic, so please, PUL-EEZE review and be nice about it. FINALLY UPDATED: Chapter 15's up!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Marlene, Skipper
Chaos Is What We Aim For by SkywardShadow reviews
Or: Christmas with the Bakuras. Flaming ham, demonic kittens, and one irritated thief: It can only be Christmas at the Bakura residence. *Christmas oneshot* *Giftfic for Always a Bookworm*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Tá turas go Baile Átha Cliath by Divinity of Eternity reviews
The whole gang goes to Dublin, Ireland where everything goes awry, and a mysterious women knows Pepper. Tá turas go Baile Átha Cliath means a trip to Dublin. Tony and Pepper, Whitney and Rhodey,some Pepper and Gene but barely. Please Read and Review
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Tony S., Pepper P.
FMA Gags by A Girl Called Tennessee reviews
FMA GAGS! You may have read Homunculus Gags, but FMA Gags are slightly different. They’re random TV shows that I think would be funny with FMA, and while H. Gags had one main character, these stories may vary in FMA characters. At least one LOL per ch!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,554 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Appropriated by chickatita reviews
Complete. Tony/Pepper. Seized, snatched, stolen, lifted, hijacked, pilfered, pocketed, kidnapped, ...Whatever the word. Pepper didn't like being it. Review please!
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,986 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Karaoke by Emxxx reviews
NCIS does karaoke, possible McAbby and Tiva with definite Jibbs. Just some fluff about the team! Every one gets absolutely smashed and appears verrrry out of character :D
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Nightmares by chickatita reviews
Fear attacks you when you are at your weakest, in the darkest hours of the night. Pepper falls prey to such an attack and it's all Tony can do to save her life when the enemy comes from within. Oneshot. TonyXPepper. Review Please! Now new and revamped
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,310 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Interesting and Awkward, But Definitely Fun by Batmanluvr reviews
When a group of newbie thugs take over the NCIS building, Gibbs and the team find themselves locked up and held for ransom. But it might be the crooks that will regret everything by the end of the day.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Local Storms by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
Crack!fic oneshot. When Vance decides that the weather in DC is bad, downright criminal, in fact, who does he call on to fix it? The NCIS team, of course. Beware: Nothing serious lies herein.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Complete
Cynthia Has Ears by madame.alexandra reviews
The Director and Agent Gibbs seem to forget that the walls aren't always the only ones listening to them fight--and Cynthia is slightly surprised to hear what Jethro's punishment this time is!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Quarantine by MissJayne reviews
An arguing Gibbs and Jenny end up in quarantine for a fortnight. Can they survive without dying of boredom or killing each other? Jibbs, companion piece to Volatility and Victory.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,553 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Volatility and Victory by MissJayne reviews
With Mommy and Daddy away, the Gibblets will play. When Gibbs and Jenny end up in quarantine for a fortnight, Tony and Ziva start a prank war that rapidly spirals out of control. Companion piece to Quarantine.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,376 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
101 Things to do When Bored: NCIS Style by zatl reviews
It seems that over the summer even the bad guys take a break. Team Gibbs are bored out of their minds. What will they do to relieve themselves of their boredom? This is a series of one shots. There isn't a deep plot, but it does flow. R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009
What a Tangled Web by ale-cat23 reviews
When her father goes missing, Pepper takes it upon herself to find out why. However, her search leads her deep into a Maggia plot, and the claws of Mr. Fix and Whiplash, who are hellbent on finishing their job.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009
Jealousy is a hazel eyed monster by ale-cat23 reviews
Pepper can't say she's jealous of Tony and Whitney. No, really. She can't. Of all the emotions she can vocalize, jealousy is the hardest. WARNING: Spoilers for Episode 7- Field Trip. rating is now T. Tony/Pepper, eventually.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009
An interesting tactic by Jamie Hook reviews
Ziva David and Tony DiNozzo somehow wake up together...strapped to a wall in a strange stainless steel room. They have no idea where they are, no clue as to who put them there, and niether does anyone else. my first story :D. And then there was Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,751 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Of Spontaneously Combusting iPods by Burning 'Til There's Dark Blue reviews
Abby's iPod dies and she goes into a complete mental breakdown. McGee's trying to explain to her that it's dead, and Gibbs has another reason why he hates technology.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
No Turning back by RaeRaethehedgehog reviews
After missing another date to save someone, Amy realizes she fed up and tired of having her feelings hurt by Sonic. Not only does he start missing dates, but he breaks his promises to. Soon Amy asks Sonic where his heart is...but will she like his answer?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
Entertainment Is An Interpretation by Fictionnaire reviews
Abby, Tony and Gibbs go to a circus. What could possibly go wrong with that. Answer to NFA's Come on! Circus in town challenge. Rated for violence, horror. Completed: Will post 1 chap per day
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Puppies by kygirl101 reviews
Tamaki takes revenge on God. Rated for the general aspect.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Rolyn reviews
Let them get the wrong idea because I'm racking up the benifits of you being in debt to me" He said lowly; breating became foreign to me and my mind went blank, and worse of all, for once I didnt speak. Harmless flirting? I think not! TonyxPepper
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,371 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Rules for Tobi, by the Akatsuki by Bored Katsu reviews
Tobi wants to be a good boy! The Akatsuki have made up some rules so that their newest member doesn't get killed on day one. List format except for Chapter Five. Currently being reposted for typos.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Corruption by Rolyn reviews
Wanting in on the action Pepper takes matters inter her own hands with the help of organic alien technology that gives her abilities even Iron Man would be impressed with, the only issue is that its slowly changing her from the inside out. TonyPepper
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,698 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Locked In by Emxxx reviews
What happens when Gibbs, Jen, Tony, Ziva, Tim, Abby and Ducky get locked in Abby's lab? pointless fluff, mostly Jibbs but some Tiva and McAbby... Jenny's not dead, slightly AU... Warning characters will appear out of character
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
30 Things You Shouldn't Do To Sonic the Hedghog! by DJ BLEACH reviews
I finally get to the main characters, and 5 extra items for your tortureing pleasure! Enjoy and have fun!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sonic - Complete
Future Worth Fighting For by Rolyn reviews
What happens when a set of twins from the future claim to be Raven and Beast Boy's daughters? All hell breaks loose! But what is their reason for going all the way to the past to see their parents as teenagers? Maybe the future isn't looking 2 bright BBRa
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,489 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Ghost Nip by KATAANGFOREVERanEVER reviews
My first fanfic so please be nice. Sam always loved plants, but this one was his favorite.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Jasper Vs The Rubix Cube by Burning 'Til There's Dark Blue reviews
Jasper attempts to solve a Rubix Cube...it doesn't end well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Jasper - Complete
A Typical Day with Tobi by Mind of Macabre reviews
Random/Funny oneshot looking into the partnership of Tobi and Deidara. No spoilers. No yaoi D;
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Until The Day It Becomes A Pumpkin by kygirl101 reviews
31 short stories centric of the Hitachiin-cest. Done for SHINE; Lit's Halloween 31 challenge. "Another smirk. 'Haven’t you ever heard of grave-sex' "
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
25 things to do at WalMart: Cullen Style by star-girl62626 reviews
Written for vampireSPEED and twilight-is-lovee's Vampires go to WalMart! Contest. Original idea. Read and review! Oneshot. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,278 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
KIPIVAFFLEStheLOLLIPOPS by IstoleALLtheWAFFLES reviews
It's 3am, i've eaten 30-something lollipops and am bored. READ THIS AND REVIEW OR ELSE ZIVA WILL KICK YOUR BUTT!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008
Random Objects by singingturrets reviews
A series of 15 oneshots all involving Gwen and Kevin...and random inanimate objects. None will have anything to do with another. It's just random enjoyment. GxK Please read and review!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,063 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Kevin, Gwen T. - Complete
Flirting 102 by tranquilitygal95 reviews
Yumi comes back from Japan and puts her fate in Aelita's hands. Ulrich grudgingly trusts his friends. Now the two face jealousy, pride, and love. This is the one class they don't want to fail. YxU, minor JxA. Sequel to Flirting 101
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,770 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Yumi I., Ulrich S. - Complete
Lions and Tigers and Bears by DrawMeASheep reviews
Oh my! Abby is in Oz for reasons that may ultimately be completely plausible, but not so much in the first chapter. Crackish.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2008
Things Change, for Better or for Worse? by Artemussilvourfox reviews
Second story in my series. Sometimes we like to escape our problems and our past, but it usually catches up to us. Pairings: SetoIshizu and slight MokubaRebecca.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Isis I., S. Kaiba - Complete
The NeverEmpty Poptart Box by everfaraway reviews
Marik finds a never empty poptart box & insanity follows. For Sarah.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Marik I., Isis I. - Complete
You Must Be Insane If by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
you may enjoy this if you liked "10 Ways to Annoy HP Characters", written by myself. If you formerly saw this story under Hands of Death, one of those hands is myself. Simple transfer. Read...reflect...try a few if you wish
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Stolen Kiss by Mysteria Pearl reviews
Gwen and Kevin lose track of Ben during an alien chase and are stuck in the middle of the woods for the night. Sweet, realistic one-shot. Gwen x Kevin. Ben 10 Alien Force
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
Less Than Beast, More Than Man by beautifulpurpleflame reviews
Beast Boy's having trouble with his primal side. Is he a man? Is he a beast? Right now, he just doesn't know. BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,877 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Goldfish Incident by Artemussilvourfox reviews
Noah and Mokuba want to get pets and Seto will only allow them to get fish. The experience will lead chaos and LYAO humor.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Noa K., Mokuba K. - Complete
Flirting 101 by tranquilitygal95 reviews
JxA. Aelita's taking a class, with multiple teachers, and her dearest wish is to pass. Yumi eggs her on from a distance, and Jeremie's confused beyond belief. When Ulrich and Odd decided to even the playing field, things take a turn for the worse.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,489 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Aelita S., Jeremie B. - Complete
If I Call Her Beautiful, Something Might Explode by Kirihana reviews
A Teen Titans Fairy Tale! Any man who can make Princess Raven laugh will have her as his bride. AU, BBRae, slight RobStar. AUTHOR'S NOTE AT THE END!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,564 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Mug Shots by DrawMeASheep reviews
McGee's giant mug deserves its own show, but network TV just isn't that progressive.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy the Heck out of HP Characters by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
Self explanatory. If you can't figure out what this fic is about, I scoff at you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Blood Game by Silarcta reviews
This fanfic contains extreme gore and other repulsive themes. You don’t want to read this. Pairings: MarVex and ZekuAlmostEveryone ONESHOT
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
Attack of the Killer Bunnies by twilightnite reviews
Jasper goes hunting and when vampire bunnies appear, everyone blames him. But it is really him? R&R! Completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
All At Once by soraspromise reviews
Nothing's like before. [PostKH2 Sokai fluff]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Get Offa my Game! by Taranea reviews
Next year this time, the Olympic Games are ON! And we all know who s going to be there, right? But what would have gotten Sonic and Mario so eager to square off against one another in the first place? Well, 'Ego Issues' doesn t begin to describe it...
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sonic, Mario - Complete
The Lullaby of an Incubus by Diluted Thoughts reviews
It all started with an unanticipated marriage proposal...and then the fine line between what was real and what was fantasy began crashing in...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Isis/Aishisu - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 3,674 - Follows: 366 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Eyes Like the Summer by RabulaTasa reviews
Beast Boy gets shot by Professor Chang's new weapon, but the Titans can't figure out what it did to him, or how to fix it.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
The Kaiba brothers go on a Trip by Artemussilvourfox reviews
Noah's back and now Mokuba has a tough task at hand. Trying to make his older brother and their stepbrother get along. So why not a vacation to do some bonding? Well things don't go too well. First story in my series.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - S. Kaiba, Noa K. - Complete
105 Ways to Annoy Vlad Masters by Your Secret Valentine reviews
Danny, Sam, and Tucker get the chance to annoy the pants off Vlad, the Almighty Lord of the Fruit Loops. DannySam coupling, but mostly Vladrelated fun
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,589 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
The Horror Of It All by AdamiRose reviews
Severus has done a very bad thing...but it was an accident. This is a humour spoof, VERY AU. and Snape is VERY OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Bunkbeds by Dee-and-Essy reviews
WARNING: Contains bad language, character bashing, imaginary basilisks, inappropriate student teacher relations, babelized French, crossdressing, 'The 24 Hour Soap Opera Network', violence, Communism and eye of newt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,759 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 5/9/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Harry And Voldemort's Last BAttle by Aidan McMurry reviews
A spoof on the last battle from HArry to Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The result of annoying Vlad by Your Secret Valentine reviews
DxS The continuation of 50 in 105 Ways to annoy the hell out of Vlad Masters.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Thir13en Ghosts by Charles Xavier reviews
For the fate of Kairi and the other princesses, thirteen of our most beloved characters from Kingdom Hearts are forced to fight to the death against thirteen of the most atrocious horror movie icons ever to exist. Who will live, who will die?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Complete
Oh, It's On by Guinivere Sage reviews
Sam is sick of the way Paulina treats her, and after one day at lunch, it's the last straw. She retaliates... BIG TIME. DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,814 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
Those Eyes by Daikaio reviews
AU. Tea has strong feelings for Yami, and they grow stronger as she, and the rest of the Seniors go on their camping trip. Will she tell him? Will the seniors survive camp? INSANITY! [YamixTea, JoeyxMai]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,860 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Complete
bloopers by just giddy reviews
the stuff E-Games and Disney didn't show you...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005
Smile, You're On Candid Camera by Rose Eclipse reviews
Starfire gets a camcorder for her birthday. Now the Titans are doomed as she goes around filming activities that they'd never want to be caught doing!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,235 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 11/18/2004
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Bedtime Stories As Told By Seto Kaiba by Serendipity1 reviews
[OLD STORY] Mokuba is having a hard time getting to bed, and so goes to his dear brother to try and get him to read a story. You'll never read fairytales the same way again! (One-shot)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/5/2003 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
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What I Am, What I Was
Those nooses that hang from the bridge in Roanapur? They're leftover from the smart people who got out before they got in too deep. Unlike me. Ideologically sensitive content.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Published: 7/12/2014
Helpless reviews
Have you ever had a dream where you felt helpless? Suggestive content.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Hiccups reviews
When Sarah gets the hiccups, Henri devises a plan to make them go away. Little does he know, he's just creating other problems. Please read and review! Rated T because depending on how I feel I may throw some super fluff in. Sarah and James
Liberty's Kids - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 7/3/2009
Immoral reviews
When Switzerland goes out for a night of drinking, he knows something will go wrong. But, just what will? Not descriptive, per say, but not for those who cannot handle alcohol abuse in a story. Don't like, don't read. You've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland - Complete
Cold Blooded Fox reviews
After a night of drinking, Hinata comes home expecting it to be a normal night. But she doesn't know that waiting in the house is the most heartless killer she will ever encounter. Some people just aren't who they seem. Give it a chance please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Lecherous Writings reviews
What if Rin got a hold of one of Miroku's magazines? What would happen to her and Sesshomaru? One can only find out if one reads.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
The Ugly Truth reviews
Kevin hears a shriek in the living room and goes to check it out. But as he discovers, it might not be worth his sanity. Very funny in my opinion for having thought of and typed it at 4:04 in the morning. Semi Crack fic. I guess.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
Babysitting Blues reviews
Pepper's stuck babysitting, so she's naturally bored. She decides to draw in her diary. But when Rhodey comes over and eventually Tony, what will happen? The kid turns traitor, Rhodey starts crying, Pepper's trying to put herself into a coma and Tony.....
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009
Just A Dream reviews
It's the final battle Hogwarts, with a twist! Loosely based on Carrie Underwood's song. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Crushed by a Crush reviews
Ok, the summary has been changed. Black Cuervo hasn't gotten over being used, so she comes up with a plan to get Manny for real. But to do that, she has to get Frida out of the picture first. What will happen? Read to find out. *NOT being continued!*
El Tigre - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
Puff Induced Dreams reviews
When Ginny has a nightmare, will Harry be helpful, or just annoying? Not as stupid as it sounds.Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Pardon the Interruption reviews
What happens when Bella agrees to go shopping, but when Alice goes to get the money, Jasper has it all? Total hilarity ensues.Suggestive humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete