Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.
My RP besties are MissPinoyz and Kirathis-Chan (both extremely talented writers and i suggest you read their stories or i will have the 3 brats from my story come and eat you!!)
AYYAY! obviously on Fanfic im spazz8884! i also have a DA! its CaitOXY!
my AIM is xcait95x or shortiicake95 (im on the second one more frequently.) I'm on like everyday!! w00t! so IM or watevvvv
GENDER: FEMALE!! I dont think 'Caitlin' is a masculine name lol
NICKNAMES; Spazz, Spazzy McGee, Spazzy-Chan, Cow, Cay-cay, Caitie, & CockSucke
MEH BESTIEZZZ: You know who you are.
Fav Bands: Linkin Park, Evanescence, Nickleback, Skillet (thanks paula-chan), Fall Out Boy, and soo much moree.
Fav Color: Purple and black!
Name: Miyako Suzuki
Birthday(optional): July 3rd (actual b-day)
Hair Color: black/ purple tips
Hair Style: long w/ side bangs
Eye Color: blue
Clothes: t-shirt with a fish net shrt under neath and a knee-high skirt
Pets: chinchila named Dave :D
Personality: spazzy, smart, occasionally funny and sarcastic, likes fire :D
Background: when she was five her uncle wiped out everybody except her because he didnt know of her existence. She lived in orphanages until she was 10 when she escaped because the owners of the orphanages used to beat her and she came across the leaf village and asked the hokage for his help and he had a special jonin as her guardian. LOVES RED BULL AND WAFFLES!!
Ability Weaknesses: cant use genjutsu and can be clumsy. very vunerable when it comes to genjutsu. chakra control is okay
Personality Flaws: mysterious, trust issues, over protective, shuts people out, Hobbies: reading and drawing
You say Jonas Brothers, I say IRON MAIDEN
You say Miley Cyrus, I say METALLICA
You say Britney Spears, I say JUDAS PRIEST
You say Counting Crows, I say MOTÖRHEAD
You say Backstreet Boys, I say MEGADETH
You say Pop, I scream METAL!
92 percent of the kids have turned to Rap or Pop. If you're one of the 8 percent who still listens to REAL music, copy this! YOU CAN'T KILL THE METAL!
Stole from xnomxnomxrawwrz :D
ALL BELOW STOLEN FROM KIRATHIS-CHAN!
If you think people should just shut up and
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch..
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too..
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak..
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
You say BABY PINK I say BLOOD RED
90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!
95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!
98 of people under 25 surround their minds with rap music.
98 percent have never read manga. If you are part of the 2 percent that are., copy and paste this in your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will and are proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.
If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile.
If you believe Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, Copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.
If you know what Amy Lynn Hartzler is talking about in everybody's fool from experience, not strait from her in an interview, evanescencereference.info, or wikipedia.org, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get annoyed by people flaming random artists on youtube saying that their music sucks, that get pissed when you tell them not to listen to their music if they hate it so much, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that Evanescence, My Chemical Romance, Lily Allen, Vanessa Carlton, Kelly Clarkson, Flyleaf, and Linkin Park need to get together and make a musical, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile.
If you don't care if your not popular, you're just who you are, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness, Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, ItaSakuxTenshi, Kirathis-Chan, Spazz8884
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on, copy this onto your profile.
ALL ABOVE STOLEN FROM KIRATHIS-CHAN!
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Yuga Xyunagi, REfreak, Sharingangirl001, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, SASU-SAKU4everandalways, shadowxblossomx,blueberry08, Micah Sakura, OnyxSand, sasuke and Itachi fan, darkangelsakura96, spazz8884
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Sasori
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? sasuXsaku nARUhina shikaXino nejiXten
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? No sir.
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?If so, who, where and how many times? No sir.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Manga, trading cards, a tee shirt.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yes. Tsunade. She drinks, has big boobs and is angry. Exactly like me.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku definately.
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7 bitches(;
10. Do you support the obito theory? No sir.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes I do.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Sasori, no doubt.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke ... no, Anti- Sasuke. He's a douche now.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Not yet.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yes.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? I do.
17. Sub or dub? Sub but dub if sub is unavailable.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura during genin; Pro-Sakura during Shippuden.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Eh.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? MADARA!
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Neither. Try pedophile.
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? LEE...or possibly Itachi
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Shino. He is one odd man now.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yes.
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes.
27. Do you like lemons? Occasionally
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? They don't try to understand anymore. xD
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? GAARA OF THE FUNK.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashers?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? I have not.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No sir.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No sir.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I'm broke to begin with, lol.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Eh.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No. Pein.
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? Eh, not anymore.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Oh God, no.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Not recently.
Sing in the tune of "I love you, you love me"
I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
With a 'death bomb'
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid ugly WHORE!!
If you love sasusaku, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love the fact that Sasuke is too much of a chicken ass to admit his feelings to Sakura even though its obvious, copy and paste this to your profile
If you hate nejihina, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your family wonders how you can remember the names of Naruto characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Tenten is awesome and deserves more screentime, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're ever hyper for no reason at all, love being hyper, and are at this very moment hyper, copy and paste this onto your profile, and then go streak down the street, you sexy hyper thing you! heheh, sorry, sugar...
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when:
1. You make a leaf village head protector.
2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions.
3. Everytime you put your glasses on you whisper 'Sharingan!'.
4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Natrually Sakura' look.
5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th hokage'
6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais.
7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket. (lmao my friend ashley spray painted the symbol on her black vest)
8. You name your dog Akamaru.
9. You throw sand at people and etch the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead.
10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra.
11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal.
Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Put that in your profile if you despise Karin (aka the MEGA, ULTRA, HYPER, STUPID AND RETARDED-slut), hope she dies in Sakura's hands, and think Sasuke rightfully belongs to SAKURA!
Check this out...
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name, and say what it is in parentheses. Kaiseress (ZANE TRUESDALE!)SharinganwarriorTribute(KAKASHI HATAKE!see username...)sasukerules.org(who the heck do you think it is?...of course it would be Sasuke!!) Sasuke's Baby Girl93 (same thing as sasukerules.org! can't you tell by the name?), Foreign Geisha (haha, me) Catdemon-ninja(the DeathNote) MissPinoyz (Death Note) Kirathis-Chan (Screw you guys, I want all Akatsuki members, especially Deidara) Spazz8884(HELLL NO! Sasori 110)
If you make absolutely no plans on Saturday night and risk your social life just to watch Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl, you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you find yourself reading fanfiction more then you write, add your name then copy and paste this to your profile: TeenageCrisis, Kirathis-Chan, Spazz8884
If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
STOLE FROM MISSLADYEMIKO!!:
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
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Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted
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